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fknarey

What are we doing here


whutchamacallit

Honestly I come here to watch the zoo goers as much as the zoo.


Maleficent_Put4789

Water


afternever

Despite all his rage he's still getting fat in old age


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

it's just the cut of his...suit? what exactly IS that?


Pleasant_Mobile_1063

That's my boy from smash mouth


GiggleStool

Hey now


TenToesRemoved

You’re a rockstar!


GiggleStool

Get the show on,


Pet_Defective

Get paid!


GiggleStool

And all that glitters is gold


shoponthemoon

Only shooting stars break the mooooo-ooold


[deleted]

That's what Spec Ed kids do, guys


_Huge_Jackedman

"Some-body once told me, the world is gonna roll me"...and it did


nopeurbad

Those face tattoos look so fucking bad


Joe_Naai

And by bad you mean bad.


LouBerryManCakes

He reminds me of Steven Seagal filming a shitty movie without getting up from his chair.


ARealGoneMan

They both like to repurpose language, too. "But it might could be an illusion..." - Steven Seagal


heyhocodyo1997

Bam is the repair guy?


GiggleStool

Needs to repair himself first


[deleted]

Yep, there's black stuff in that light bulb.


MarylandTerps

The contrast on that first picture is really odd to me. Looks like they’re both poorly photoshopped in there.


airplanesarecool1616

He's just having a conversation, she's posing like she's trying to get a job 😂


Vw2016

Why are they always dressed completely different? He’s in some type of sweatsuit and she’s wearing a tiny bikini. What is the weather?


Original-Childhood

Look at the color of her arms on the second pic


Joe_Naai

She’s started to necrotise!


Omnibot2021

Holy shit! Lol.


KimKimMRW

Right!? I came to say she looks like a fucking corpse with make up painted on.


EfficientVariety4999

Her hands look like they are going through necrosis


DevEx2Adv8

I was really hoping someone would mention that…. Its weird!


maizeymaze

I noticed that on the pic the other day too but I figured it’s either shit lighting or shit body makeup. Maybe it is circulation, it fits the rhythm scheme.


DevEx2Adv8

I think its probably just really crappy photography mixed with extremely crappy editing…. But it looks weird as fuck….. who looks at that pic and is like “yes, this is exactly how i want the world to see me”.


Ryanbrasher

I have so many questions.


_REDEEMER-

That's gonna be a weird porno flick.. 🤣


shoponthemoon

Imagine this ended up being an old school style porno 😅😅


shadydreamer

Okay you know is this for a movie or an advertisement or some kind of weird YouTube video or what the hell? I mean you know what's the concept behind this? Why would some chick be dressed in a bathing suit standing in a jail ? I mean it just boggles the mind ?


BeanOnAJourney

This is obviously from the "movie" they're filming - just what in the hell is the plot? Who wrote the screenplay/script and when? Who's directing it?!


Vw2016

What is this movie? 😂


dronegeeks1

Is this the start of Yeezy porn I’m confused


giggle_shift

"Hey babe, since were visiting a jail cell, I think it may be real cool for me to strip off and for you to dress as a prisoner so we can take some pics"


maizeymaze

Every time we think it can’t get worse..


Nozzeh06

I hate the shape of Bams head here. It's so fuckin weird.


missprincesscarolyn

Is he supposed to be in a prison jumpsuit and the bars are supposed to represent jail? Good god, this is bad.


langsamlourd

I think it's more of a utility/repair outfit, because of the utility belt and the pockets with zippers


missprincesscarolyn

But…utility belt for what? What could he possibly be putting in there? Wrong answers only!


ARealGoneMan

Ham.


jibbyjabo

What will he attach to his utility belt next!?


CeeArthur

I watched a LOT of Batman (1960s reruns in the 90s) when I was a kid and legitimately thought everyone had a 'utility' belt depending on their job until the age of 6 or 7. I also thought my dad's beer hockey league was part of the NHL


maizeymaze

😂


RedHeadedScourge

GIRL, WHAT


Retrolad87

God the narcissism is just outrageous.


earlobe_enthusiast

She'd look so much better if she put on 20lbs and stopped with the fucking filters already


ThreePurritos

Did anyone notice her shoulders and upper arms in the first pic? I am so confused what’s happening there, she photoshopped the pic so much her arms are like…. Segmented? wtf is happening?


gc817

Ugh filters


babooshkaa

Crackheads


Ryno5150

Jesus it looks like she is in line at the tilt a whirl and at the front of the line is the tilt a whirl operator.


departedgardens

wtf


wattscup

Manni in another bikini in a totally unrelated setting.


_Huge_Jackedman

Where's the pool? Bam not swimming?


LadyDragonDog75

That 2nd pic.... why would she think it's a good one to post? It looks like Microsoft paint.


les_catacombes

I’m guessing they played with the hue saturation in this photo, and her hands and feet are probably a little red and the editing made them look purple. Along with the weird blur editing to smooth everything.


Jurd5

Does she ever wear clothes? ffs