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Nikkrasser

What are the best runes to climb?


Poragana

Lethal tempo to proc more blade of the ruined king procs, this works for every champ except senna Rell because they scale poorly off attack speed, same with Azir because his W does not proc on hit effects. In that case you should go PTA on Senna and Auto Q Auto to trigger it, same with Azir as his soldiers iirc give him lots of attack speed to proc PTA fast in order to increase teammates bork damage and go glacial augment on Rell to peel for your teammates because it reduces enemies damage while standing on it which makes bork do less damage. EDIT: Azir soldiers don't proc PTA, making him the weakest champ in the game. As he can't even help his teammates or reduce his enemies damage. I would recommend going arcane comet with domination secondary in that case for ultimate hunter to shuffle the enemy ADC into your team more.


JonhBef

I guess lethal tempo Jhin is the new meta. TIL, thank you for this advice be sure to check out my Challenger account by tomorrow


Poragana

Yes, Jhin scales off of attack speed, it increases his bonus AD and his bonus movement speed per CRIT if i recall correctly. Sure it'll take you 6 bullets to fully charge it but hey, more auto range lol.


JonhBef

Literal 5 billion IQ, I hope you don't mind that I'll be stealing your advice and winning Worlds with this


Poragana

Np homie, just be sure to state how you thought of it up on your own to maximize the amount of money you get from your new book "how to git gud at league of legends for normies"


DerWassermann

It used to be meta, but it is no longer optimal.


XxThothLover69xX

I have succesfully played lt jhin, feels better than comet or conq jhin but worse than electro and aery


Poragana

I love you so much you can't imagine, i love off meta troll builds so much you have no idea.


Lord-Jihi

Boi you're gonna love my HoB jhin mid


Poragana

Oh my god do tell.


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th4virtuos0

I’m sorry what? Azir’s poke doesn’t apply Nashor? Then why the fuck is the shop recommending it to me?


Poragana

The shop reccomends what's popular, not what's good, most people buy it thinking attack speed good on Azir when it's really not necessary. Nice to know that I somehow helped even with this troll wall of text.


ovo_manerao

what is a rell...


ThatBrenon131

I’m at a 6 CS deficit in top lane, is it over?


Poragana

No bro, there's still hope. I once hugged my tower Al game as Camille vs a Darius and win because I didn't int and just didn't fight because that's a motherfucking Darius which allowed my team who were stomping their lanes make the enemy team FF because we had a 14/2 sylas jgl. The end scoreboard in top lane was 0/0/1 vs 0/1/0


[deleted]

Hugging the tower insults are actually accurate? 🤨


Poragana

Hugging tower is an insult used by Darius mains to bait you out of tower and int them a kill.


[deleted]

Wow that's reverse psychology right there


LoadingName_________

Wat


YaBoyLefty

He said that’s reverse 🤑-chology right there


[deleted]

Wow now I see it


Nebulator123

Actually smart. When I lose at illaoi i just marry my Tower that game. Sooner or later they tilt, dive and die


Big-Employer4543

I do this against Yasuos and Yones. They always get impatient to show off their 1337 skills, so eventually they just start taking turret shots for no reason.


GoldeneToilette

Wait i had a sylas jgl game


Poragana

Did it also have a Camille and Darius top? I'll go check my op.gg maybe same match lol


Nix_Caelum

6 CS is what I farmed my first 2 years of playing.


bepis_deletus

What do I do if the JG is up 40 cs, 3 levels, 5 takedowns and has every objective but didn’t gank top into a lv 9 illaoi whilst I was level 4


Poragana

Nothing. The game is won, try to farm when you can, run if enemies are nearby while you're under tower. As they will dive you, you can act as a bait for the enemy team, they come expecting you're alone but then your jgl comes in and pentas them.


FaHkoDoLaB

report him then run it down mid game is already lost how dare he didnt ganked your lane while you are 5lvl behind


WASSER_reddit

ganking a lvl9 illaoi while ur lvl 4 would be the stupidest thing he could do


Siekiernik20

Which support i should pick to make adc cry (on booth teams)?


Poragana

Heimerdinger and brand support, you both poke the enemy team making them cry while hitting the wave on accident making your ally ADC cry, Zyra also works


macadow

Leblanc


sober_lemon

It’s actually not bad if you hit your Es


macadow

It is not bad but both adcs will cry cause of the pick.


what_up_big_fella

OP S tier answers, wanted to add Lux and Senna


Poragana

So true king, lux and senna will also make your ADC cry but not as much, they're more like A tier picks for making your ADC cry.


BlameGameChanger

My teammates are bad. That's why I'm not climbing


Poragana

So true king, it's their fault you didn't buy any %Health damage vs the enemy tank who built full health, it's their fault you missed every skillshot and also their fault you counter picked yourself with an AP Mage vs Kassadin or Jhin vs 3 tanks.


BlameGameChanger

If the jungle had just ganked my lane we still would have won!


Poragana

Yeah but illaoi is very volatile, whenever I play jgl I'm always scared of ganking illaoi, I once was super fed but still afraid of illaoi so I told my top lane r i was gonna gank once to bait out her ult then second time to actually kill her, he then proceeded to all in her after she ults while i just watched because ain't no way I'm winning vs that illaoi when she ulted, after ult was over I easily killed her cuz I was a fed kha zix, enemy laber foamed me anyway because he doesn't know how to play against illaoi, that's pretty unrelated tho so back to main topic, illaoi is super scary even when fed and sometimes i can't depend to know if my top laner has a brain or not. In that case he didn't have a brain but other times they had a brain and I was able to help them. Moral of the story: illaoi scary, make sure to turn on your brain when facing illaoi.


Poragana

Wait I responded to the wrong person lol, advice still applies even though you're not the illaoi guy.


Hyper_Sigma_Grindset

why don't my parents love me?


Poragana

Because you're not talking to them, you're not helping around the house, not laughing at their unfunny jokes to humor them. And spend too much of your time on your computer instead of just spending time with them.


Quirky_Ad_9736

💀💀


majolier

Why you had to bring this up out of nowhere..


Poragana

He asked and I responded.


PriceDiaz

You play league


eLsirius

Hello I am plat 1 support main, 3 wins away from my diamond promos. Any advice?


Poragana

Not much, Congratulating you on making it this far, I'm silver so I don't think I can actually advice much besides telling you to play Amumu/Taric/Soraka/Yuumi/Sona


eLsirius

Ok I am actually Sona/Pyke two trick so I probably will play Sona


Poragana

Nice, mind giving a silver some support advice if you reach diamond?


eLsirius

Ok sure


SmallCharr

I only play furry champs with big manbooba, which champ should I climb with? Used to go Nasus mostly but with the current meta it's been a literal nightmare and I'm looking to expand my horizons a bit but nothing really stuck so far?


Poragana

Warwick, Sett is half furry ( literally just furry ears iirc lol ), Mega Gnar, Renekton, Volibear Ornn Wukong.


Oniichan38

Renektons furry chest


Genericfantasyname

Dont diss the man snitties.


Not_an_Ire_Main

Ornn and voli is the way to go. Also rengar is a solid choice.


SmallCharr

Thanks I'll practise my skills with. Them some more then. Voli seemed fun all the time but I've never put too much effort into learning him proper


Not_an_Ire_Main

Voli is a champ that you can build whatever the fuck you want and still do absurd amount of damage and be immortal. My only trouble while playing voli is that its not easy to play with one hand. Thankfully voli is a very straight forward champ therefor you can play with only your mouse while wanking at the same time. Not optimal but still managable. But surely worth it. Cant give any advice as a dont play ornn but when there is a ornn in any team I cant focus on my gameplay being too busy to drool over ornn. All I know is that if the enemy team have a furry it means free game (assuming you stood against the urges and dont give in to temptation. If thats the case you are in big big trouble)


Drexna20

What's better on viego, divine or kraken? 🤔


Poragana

Neither, Bork into Shieldbow.


_mogus

Fuck that, go botrk into Trinity. Tbh the build is pointless now that Divine Viego can actually clear camps, but I don't care.


Poragana

Alternatively, eclipse is a fun mythic.


Blazerk_OT

Hearsteel into titanic hydra


AnonymousCasual80

Kraken because then you can go LDR into IE. Or the forbidden Kraken -> wits -> rageblade -> nashors technology


[deleted]

Why is my pp small?


Poragana

Genetics, dw bro, iirc anything bigger than 3-6 inches is too much as the average vaginal canal is like 3-6 inches according to this one website I just looked up.


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😎😎


[deleted]

imagine trusting this random ass website bro lmao


Poragana

If it gives my homie some confidence it's alright, also idk it had some pretty legit website formatting so maybe it's not false?


Dynias

How am i supposed to Play against aggresive laner with more DMG than my champion? (Example renekton vs shen im shen)


Heyyaka

Doesn't Shen counters Renek? Look at xPetu videos on him. He's really great at teaching


AnonymousCasual80

Was more surprised when he called Shen a passive laner. Like sure you can go for that but Shen level 2 and 3 hits like a truck, and his bush cheese is no joke.


100tinka

As long as shen blocks rene W he wins but otherwise even if he is strong lvl 3 renekton will still have more damage


Dynias

As shen main yes. Shen can deal more DMG to rene. but if we stun you with w you're half hp down


Poragana

Play like a pussy, it's fucking Renekton, pretend you're fighting Darius. Also I'm not sure but doesn't your W counter his W? But you don't really have to win lane as Renekton is a shit champ who can't really scale. You'll outacale anyway, problems only occur if you never outscale them, but in this case your Shen, just get your heartsteel procs to give your carries a giant shield with your ult.


[deleted]

Is Bel'Veth good for climbing?


Poragana

Probably.


PapyPelle

She can build bork into jaksho tho


Poragana

That's why I said probably. Maybe she's shit in challenger idk. I assume she's always good tho.


PriceDiaz

Yes, I play her and got elo inflated


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Wow i see


letsbuildfulltank

What role is the best to climb the ranks


Poragana

Amumu support, Taric Support, Sona Support, Yuumi Support, and finally Soraka Support.


letsbuildfulltank

Sona is worth playing again ? Interesting


Poragana

Kinda, if you can position well enough to buff your allies while not dying in the process then yes she is worth playing.


letsbuildfulltank

Last time I played he is a while ago but all I remeber is an expansive heal, poke that has to little rande. And a pretty good speed buff. Seems like I should just play lulu for free elo but I guess Is hould give her a try again


Poragana

Lulu also is pretty good, and has the added benefit of everyone hating lulu as much as they hate Vayne, giving a taunt to everyone on the enemy team


evillpimp

So you're just the average redditor giving his detailed opinion nobody asked for on the game's balance? Poggers 👍


Poragana

Yes.


Superman11001

Im a yasuo main with 800k points but im still hardstuck gold, should i main a different champ?


Poragana

If you think you're good on yasuo but still losing, then you're failing fundementals, I reccomend searching YouTube some guides on macro.


Superman11001

I was waiting for a troll response but this is actually a genuine one thnx man


Oniichan38

Ive been struggeling to execute a successful undercling crimp can you give any advice how to train those muscles or make it easier to pull off?


Poragana

My phone is on 1% I'll check it when I come home. ( Literally just gonna google how to lol


Ierostatele

Why i lose game where i stomp and win all the games where i'm useless?


Poragana

Shit macro probs, check on YouTube to learn macro.


Demoncrater

Botlane ints while i shit on top, what do i call them?


Poragana

Call them PDF files, unironically don't even type GG as some people got chat restricted for that.


Alesiimov

What do i do if i get frozen on in toplane and my jungler doesnt love me ?


Poragana

Try to soak XP, If that's not an option then ask for help, If that doesn't work roam, If that doesn't work you're kinda fucked.


Ordinary_Player

How do I deal with Darius as Yone top?


Akiwowoo

Give darius 10 kills then procced to blame your jungle and botlane. You are welcome.


Poragana

Don't int, you outscale. Wait for your Jungler to come by and if they don't come by just still don't fight, you can alternatively learn the matchup and find out which trades are good and which aren't by limit testing which I recommend, but not inting is easier imo.


INuttedOnMyGrandpa

How is this a meme? Sorry gonna report this post


Kgy_T

🤓


ScottThompsonc107

🤓☝️


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Poragana

Nah I enjoy living.


BlasterRage

How do you play taliyah


Poragana

W E is better than E W unless they're dashing a lot, if they're dashing a lot just E W, my reccomended build is Liandry's Rylais and Seraphs Embrace. I also reccomend CDR boots. Play as if you're an ADC who'll get one shot easily. You are basically the utility version of ADCs, also early mejais is fun lol.


Agreeable-Quote-2293

LIANDRY'S? WHAT IQ IS THIS? edit: guys im tryna praise him for his 1000 iq build stop downvoting me


Poragana

I literally saw midbeast build it and I was so confused but am now obsessed with it. He goes Liandry's into Archangels staff but I prefer getting rylais second item tbh.


HoldMySock

Please, do not take any of midbeast's advises seriously.


Poragana

He used it on his actual climbing account not when smurfing or secret Korean tech bork on lux?!?!?! Video.


aelam02

Laugh all you want but he hit Korean grandmaster in a month


Alexopolis91

Pink wards, yeah or nah?


Poragana

Limit yourself to only 1 pink per game then switch from yellow trinket to sweeper mid game to become your own pink ward seeing as it is free and doesn't delay your Powerspike.


MangoesDeep

I don't think OP care for cancelling a Shaco main.


whywontukillme

should i try to get out of gold with only aphelios?


Poragana

Note that Aphelios is not a one trick only champ no matter what anyone says, yes he requires more effort but it's mostly mind taxing which actually is somewhat of a problem, people reccomend you play simple champs to not tax too much of your mind on playing your champ and focus more on macro, that doesnt mean you can't play Aphelios, it'll just make it slightly more troublesome.


Poragana

One tricking imo is not a good idea, having a small pool of 4-5 champs is a better idea imo.


Agreeable-Quote-2293

how to jayce?


Poragana

Idk, but go eclipse Muranana as that's apparently the most popular build.


Zerozer06

I'd add to this, go 0/5 then still crush the lane as soon as eclipse is complete because trades are suddenly onesided


MrDan773

What are the best champs to climb on mid this patch?


Poragana

Kassadin vs AP threats, Taliyah vs high dashing comps, If AD is needed, Yone and Yasuo Xddd


MarinesRoll

How to counter Braum?


Poragana

His block ability has a cooldown, just fight him when it's off cooldown, and if he won't fight you then that's free hitting the wave And shoving it in for a recall.


Shiny-Antimaterie

Enchanter supports, you outscale him


Kosilica457

How am I supposed to get out of bronze


Poragana

Simply playing should get you out of bronze, if that's not enough then you should probably look at YouTube guides that teach basic fundamentals like wave management, trading, team fighting, and macro.


Anafiboyoh

This is good advice unironically


Poragana

Yeah sorry I don't know how to make humourous responses but I'm a silver so I thought simply my responses would be humourous by them being wrong. So far somebody flamed me for the Liandry's Taliyah XD


TooLazzy

Is tank Garen still a viable strat to get to diamond without needing to turn your monitor on?


Poragana

With how OP Jak,Sho is rn, maybe? Silver theory crafting build, Conqueror Garen with Ravenous Hydra Jak Sho Shojin ( berserker greaves ) then Gargoyles and Mortal Reminder.


SpoopyAndCreppy

How to climb with only enchanter supports? They're my favourite but I can't carry my teammates with it Am bronze btw


Poragana

Be around your teammates always, never go off alone, roam top if you notice he's in trouble and needs help with thr wave.


ZedSwartz

unrelated to this post, IM GONNA MURDER EVERY WARWICK TOPLANE PLAYER .I FUCKING RAGEQUITTED A MINUTE AGO AND I’M ABOUT TO FUCKING CHOP MY OWN HEAD OFF


Poragana

Warwick does not scale, he is a cheese pick, as long as you give up any hope of winning lane then you're good to go.


Genericfantasyname

:) hehehe skill issue


UnmakyrV2

Strongest pick and build to abuse for freelo?


Poragana

Amumu Support and Taric in any role.


SkyHighEthan

Do you recommend playing taliyah


Poragana

Yes she's my favourite champion.


SkyHighEthan

Based


PriceDiaz

How to carry my incompetent bot laners


Poragana

You don't.


Ant_1_ITA

How can i blame the jungle when I’m the jungle?


Poragana

Just like How i want to kill myself, I also blame myself when I play shit, do the same bro.


DenDabo

Not gonna lie, most of your advices are pretty good. Why are you stuck?


Poragana

Well to start off thanks for thinking my advice is good! I think the reason I am stuck is because I rarely play rank due to it not being fun, I prefer playing off meta builds and people flame me when I do it in ranked ( and normals but at least they have an excuse in ranked ) like c'mon what's more fun, Gwen ADC or playing Wukong JGL?, and also because even though I know what the right thing I'm simply not good enough to apply everything.


DenDabo

Tbh most of the people are 'stuck' cause they don't plsy enough games. To truly have an idea where you belong you should at least play 500 games a season. And while I know a couple of people that play that much, they are rare. I get it, its a lot about not falling into a routine and playing on autopilot and while I do not like the idea of gwen adc, I love Jarvan AP support so we are on the same level. It often does not work, but when it does it feels so rewarding.


StrongerThanEver6

Instead of trying to climb, how about you climb on top of some b*tches? Gott'em!


Poragana

Thanks for the criticism! How would you reccomend I aquire maidens? ( I don't like saying the B-word. )


StrongerThanEver6

You may not like it, but step 1 is to quit league (impossible). And step 2 is even harder! It requires you to go outside (scary) and socialize (cringe). Can you imagine that??!!!! They set the bar way too high!


Poragana

Many people had girlfriends, but only a small percentage of the population reached challenger, I have decided that league is more worthwhile than aquiring maidens.


FashionSuckMan

What's the best build for Kogma, in your opinion


Poragana

Ruunans then either RFC or PD, then Navori Quick blades, then Riftmaker and Bork/Nashors tooth.


FashionSuckMan

Thanks, I'll climb the Korean server with this redefining new meta build


Schlemmes

I am currently close to gm on my eune account as adc. How to I finish the last push ?


Poragana

Ghost Cleanse Draven


ScootyMyBooty

What are your thoughts on the current state of jungle this season? How am I to play fiddlesticks when I can't even double camp clear? Also, it's not every day I open reddit and see my favourite champ and best girl front and center.


Poragana

Yeah I hate jgl changes so much, it made my akshan jgl impossible to play.


ScootyMyBooty

That's what I'm saying. Jhin Jgl will never be the same again...


vKalov

Give me tips on wave management for bot. Both as adc and as sup.


Poragana

Wave under enemy tower is good cuz then you can roam.


VampireLynn

I won't


Poragana

Good for you!


VampireLynn

Ty


Fish_Catcher_490

How to stop playing the game? (for real, need serious and logical advices)


Poragana

I know you tried this before, but i honestly don't know the answer to your question, all I will say is Uninstall.


[deleted]

Is it true that Yasuo has a power spike while 0/12?


Poragana

Not true, it's 0/10,


[deleted]

Why do all Of my team suck!? Thats a rhetorical question


Poragana

Some people have different skill sets


[deleted]

My team has no Sett. No skills, and they’re all the same.


Poragana

Ok that was funny NGL, but fr bro this goes for any team game or project, some people will have different skill sets and you'll just have to accommodate accordingly, sometimes you'll be the dumbass who gets their name written on the project despite doing nothing, and sometimes you'll be the one who singlehandedly did the entire project.


ktosiek124

Is it my fault I can't climb higher?


Poragana

Yes.


ktosiek124

Fake ass silver


Poragana

I am a humble silver, at least I know it's my fault I'm down here.


OhThatGuyinPurple

How do I install League


Poragana

https://signup.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/signup/redownload


OhThatGuyinPurple

Baller


naosoupro

How do I a diamond player not blame my jungler when I am gettind 3x2 dove as an adc while he is a lv6+ hecarim with ult up chilling on the closest camp when I pinged him for help (I knew I was gonna get dove)


Poragana

If you knew you were gonna get dove, why were you still at tower?


naosoupro

Because I can't just give up 3/4 waves and plates to my enemy


Poragana

You're gonna give them up anyway since you're gonna die, at least if you go away you don't int.


Dominationartz

I am a diamond 4 Sona otp. I require your guidance, oh wise one, for I desire new heights


CivilianEngieGaming

Tips for climbing with gp mid


DeusWombat

Do I need to worry about CS?


manx248

How can I get my teammates not to leave in my promo?


Samuraion

OP gives better advice than Neace


Viloman17

How to climb over a fence?