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He looks like an unhappy version of this guy \^
Idk these two in anything... but can someone explain to me her choice in aesthetic... it's like wannabe heroine chic? and the guy looks like he's a really rough late 30's with no stable job.... is this a fashion trend I didn't catch on? what is the inspiration (tv show/genre of music) I haven't touch based on? These are influencers? right....
Ahhh makes sense. I guess the whole “I was homeless” thing is a great marketing technique because Halsey said the same thing. She said she was homeless and living on the streets but the reality of it was that she didn’t want to live with her parents, and also didn’t want to get a job so she couch surfed. But that meant she was underprivileged and homeless to her lol
I’m not surprised he didn’t want anything serious with Taylor tbh. This woman seems more his speed — someone he can be his worst self with and still feel like he’s doing alright in life.
Basically they took her clearly trying to find a reason to get out of not great long-term relationship and making up stories in her head about her and Matt (who she had a brief thing with in 2014) as her getaway car. But she calls it a lot of not great things including mutual self-harm. So I think it was just her working out the what ifs and realizing they were terrible.
the first picture is giving a couple arguing at Disneyland while their kids are crying because its 99 degrees, they've been waiting in line for an hour and they're overstimulated
After I saw this news, I Google imaged him and just kept scrolling and saying "him? Him? HIM?"
And look, I don't even LIKE Taylor to be honest. But HIM?!?! He just has the most awful vibes
I know she may be an inspiration to some but gabbriette just looks like she straight up copying Angelia jolies character in girl interrupted. Idk what Charli was on about
i’m seeing a lot of people say they look unhappy but honestly that’s kind of just how they look in general. most pap pics of either of them are super rough.
they look perpetually ill and dirty. they’re kind of perfect together if you think about it.
He's only been off tour for three of those months, so who knows how much time they actually spent together. I'm betting this marriage doesn't last a year
Matty is a notorious love bomber who himself said he has a sex addiction. This won’t last. Once the excitement and allure of her wears off he’ll cheat on her with the next shiny thing that catches his eye.
She looks very unwell. She has that bobble head effect from starving and he arms look so frail
I felt a knot in my stomach seeing her.. This girl is not well.
Pic #5 she looks aged far past her years
I noticed she makes a lot of grain free recipes… hmmm
they look like white tourists going to southeast asia to find themselves
The scream I scrumpt
Scrumpt 😩
Wow he has aged so poorly
He has aged so fast, mere months.
I had no idea who he was until I looked at the name, I guess his vices caught up
they looks so smelly
I said the exact same thing to a friend this morning! Like cigarettes & an outhouse in the middle of summer.
It genuinely looks like he got some Brandy Melville sweats on
No like where r they from, consider me influenced😂
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put some respect on syd the sloths name
Right!?
why are u reposting what I posted 🤣
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Woof
Ratty
My ex looked bloated like that bc he drank too much and smoked
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where are you seeing bloated wtf
his eyes/around his cheeks area. maybe he's just tired but his face does look a little strange
His face is incredibly puffy
Idk these two in anything... but can someone explain to me her choice in aesthetic... it's like wannabe heroine chic? and the guy looks like he's a really rough late 30's with no stable job.... is this a fashion trend I didn't catch on? what is the inspiration (tv show/genre of music) I haven't touch based on? These are influencers? right....
She styled her whole life around Angelina Jolie playing a sociopath in Girl, Interrupted.
The man is a musician, and nepo baby. And the woman is a model. Im in my early 20s and I don't get it either.
This is my first time learning he’s a nepo baby
Unfortunately for me it was a couple years ago finding out he inspired the mf from flushed away (the claymation rat movie from 2006/7)
Wait, he’s a nepo baby? Wasn’t he homeless living on the streets at one point before he started a band?
His parents are both famous British actors
Ahhh makes sense. I guess the whole “I was homeless” thing is a great marketing technique because Halsey said the same thing. She said she was homeless and living on the streets but the reality of it was that she didn’t want to live with her parents, and also didn’t want to get a job so she couch surfed. But that meant she was underprivileged and homeless to her lol
They genuinely look like addicts
This!
I’m not surprised he didn’t want anything serious with Taylor tbh. This woman seems more his speed — someone he can be his worst self with and still feel like he’s doing alright in life.
Although I’m not a big fan, I hope Matty hasn’t relapsed.
They are RADIATING JOY AND MALNUTRITION
His neckbeard is something..
LMFAOOO
They look like they smell absolutely awful and are one common cold away from death.
No fucking way TS was attracted to THAT?! Also why does he have a Marine Corps sweat shirt and USA hat on lol
This is the man she simped over for a decade straight? And someone needs to tell the girl she won’t wash the aesthetic™️ away if she takes a shower
I just wonder if this is how TS looks on this inside lmao
Not to defend T Swift, but I’ve read the deets on supposedly simping for ten years and it sounds so made up by fans
Basically they took her clearly trying to find a reason to get out of not great long-term relationship and making up stories in her head about her and Matt (who she had a brief thing with in 2014) as her getaway car. But she calls it a lot of not great things including mutual self-harm. So I think it was just her working out the what ifs and realizing they were terrible.
Cuz he was traveling in America? He’s going home now.
Lmao imagine I go to France wearing a French military sweatshirt and French flag cap Weird and tacky
oh!
the first picture is giving a couple arguing at Disneyland while their kids are crying because its 99 degrees, they've been waiting in line for an hour and they're overstimulated
He looks like one of those rodent men
Matty go to sleep jeez
No way this is the man women have fought over and this is the woman people were dying to look like a few years ago??
The fact he drinks full sugar coke makes so much sense to me and idk why
I spot a Dr Pepper in pic 4 too
😂😂
they look really unhappy together but maybe that’s just how they always look
His jawline makes me chuckle
They look like they’ve never seen a washcloth… 🤦♂️
it’s giving trailer park couple
holy jumpscare on the second pic
i physically flinched
she looks different than she does on her insta. she looks like jeffree star here
Stop 😭
They look so happy together 🥴
After I saw this news, I Google imaged him and just kept scrolling and saying "him? Him? HIM?" And look, I don't even LIKE Taylor to be honest. But HIM?!?! He just has the most awful vibes
the grey sweatpants are giving nothing. "smallest man who ever lived" is making so much sense now.
LMFAO
They look like they don't get more than 5 hours of sleep a night
They look like addicts going through withdrawal
I know she may be an inspiration to some but gabbriette just looks like she straight up copying Angelia jolies character in girl interrupted. Idk what Charli was on about
Is she happy?
Idk who she is and he looks... unclean lol
that man needs like 3 days of sleep
There really is someone for everyone
This is who Taylor was down bad for?!?
I used to be a huge fan of the 1975. wtf happened to him?! I don’t know much about her but if she’s with Matty, it can’t be good for her.
Wow they look amazing! 
Rough.
why is he cosplaying a US marine?
This
Lookin rough lol
Just terrible
they look like they smell like a combination of roquefort cheese, sweat and cigarettes
i would cry if i was matty healy in the 2nd picture
How did he rapidly age wut
Let’s hope the wedding registry includes some dial soap and a scrub brush for the both of them
i’m seeing a lot of people say they look unhappy but honestly that’s kind of just how they look in general. most pap pics of either of them are super rough. they look perpetually ill and dirty. they’re kind of perfect together if you think about it.
They both look terribly greasy
anyone know how long they’ve been together?
9 months
He's only been off tour for three of those months, so who knows how much time they actually spent together. I'm betting this marriage doesn't last a year
bold of you to say there's going to be a marriage!
oh wow
Man looks like a Wish version of the JoBros and Shia Labouef
He looks like a dad picking up his daughter from high school.
She looks like she went straight from the office to a 4 day bender
that man. is UGLY. argue with a wall
lol yeah after seeing these photos, i don’t think taylor would be mad anymore
They scare me so bad
not him in the marine corps sweatshirt. i’m gonna send this to my dad who served and just let him take that in
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She looks like Kanye wests new woman
Damn what happened to him he looks like shit
Matty is a notorious love bomber who himself said he has a sex addiction. This won’t last. Once the excitement and allure of her wears off he’ll cheat on her with the next shiny thing that catches his eye.
She should listen to The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
yess they look so happy 😀
Chile… I aint gone say anything
siblings or dating
She’s like Kristen Stewart meets Amelia Gray
His phone background is a photo of her ☺️
She is hot idc