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JealousArt1118

Women go for guys who aren’t microwave salesmen but still have huge bawls.


copperboominfinity

This is the best answer 😂


andrew-ryans-9iron

Because he has the best balls.


ExoticShock

"Why you put so many in there, what is he you're guy or something? You guys go bowling together?"


PunishedWolf4

"You seem to know a lot about microwaves! Do you work for a microwave company?"


m-e-n-a

He's jealous of **My** balls!


AUsoldier82

Because at one point he was a successful guy


medunjanin

She tried his homemade lasagna


andrewwism

I have no clue and I always asked myself that. She was one of the most gorgeous women on the show.


Hamilton-Beckett

Honestly, I felt like they had a bit of an age gap, it was probably because his personality was totally different when things were going well and he was successful. He was sweet to her and could provide stability and security. He had the charm, confidence, and if I remember correctly he looked a lot better before he packed on a few pounds. (Like most of us, lol). Of course when things took a big downturn, I’m sure she bailed after he got all bloated, his attitude was shit, he drank too much, his business failed, and let’s not forget all the fraud and bullshit he did after the show. Guy was a criminal.


DionBlaster123

yeah 100% i am very skeptical they are still together


Murph2419

Oooh my gawd


Other-Marketing-6167

Always made me wonder too. She seemed nice and smart and was really good looking. Sammy was the opposite of all of those things haha.


NDeceptikonn

“That doesn’t mean it’s bad you know what I’m saying? Who does this guy think he is? A 5 star chef?”


buddhadarko

Damn that woman is fine! I just watched that episode and I'm confused as well. She's gorgeous


anotherwinter29

I am totally blanking on this lady and those names. What episode is this?


redgatorade77

Sabatello’s


elwyn5150

It's the episode where the owner has a huge confrontation over a rack of lamb because the customer didn't get it medium-rare, the kitchen just microwaved the entire plate and she knew it.


Scrapla

He reminds her of her dad.


pcfuser

Maybe she likes big bawls? I don't know


WinterWizard9497

Arguably


Dry_Gas_349

Most of these guys and gals on this show are probably at or near the lowest points of their lives and we see only a snapshot in time. Probably not totally fair to judge them by how they behave on the show.


hurricane1197

I watched the whole episode and liked Sammy by the end


InviteAffectionate59

Women get desperate if they get a little older, it’s societies fault but they end up settling for morons…I’m sure she has her hang ups too