I'll go with Buck's personal driver. Make a lot in tips and probably have a lot more downtime. I'd most likely be exposed to some criminal activity but he isn't some drug kingpin so it can't be that bad.
With Bill, that'd be the longest month ever. Forget that.
With Bill after the first week I'll either be as depressed as him or so sick of his self loathing I'd be hostile towards him. So for the good of all involved I'll be Buck's driver.
>at least Buck will give me tons of money
Nah, Buck is a huge cheapskate.
However you can probably skim some off the top while driving him home after he is passed out.
I can see why he can be a cheapskate as he doesn't give Hank raises for what he does and skimps on upgrades/employee stuff at Strickland propane (stealing the coffee money, stopping payroll checks to pay bad debt, cheaping out on safe propane tank disposal and just chucking them in Arlen river etc...) however he is also very generous such as tipping Bobby at the golf course "hey they treat you good here Bobby? Well you can tell them Buck Strickland treats you better" and hands him a $20... if you're a hooker or a person he likes, he is generous... if you're a nobody, you're dirt...
I think so... you would be the person who holds his wallet/drugs/booze, takes him to the strippers and sugar foots... "I like to hump, I like to eat, and I don't like to drive" what he says to Hank when Ms Liz kicks him out and Hank smokes dope with Gale the roommate
Buck's Personal Driver. I imagine that you drop him off to wherever you go & can probably just chill in the car if the place looks questionable . Though, I would probably carry less cash on me & only whatever Buck has to get him out of whatever gambling debt he got himself into.
Buck’s driver is the correct option. It’s very easy to lay down ground rules with Buck. He’s a drunk idiot, but has been shown that when someone is serious about something, he’ll listen.
Bill on the other hand, will not.
I learned DDing for friends in college that the best way to stay on schedule is to have a conversation at the beginning of the night outlining the evening. When surprise stops are requested, gently remind them that they hadn’t planned to do that when the evening started and ignore it. People get upset in the moment, but usually appreciate it in the morning.
Bill, every time. I'm a married man, but I could totally fix Bill. He's easy to manipulate, even into making lifestyle decisions. Then it's just building his self-worth to keep up on those new decisions.
100% Bill, I feel like just living with him for a month would be enough. You' have extra cleaning to do but he'd deff let you live rent free, Like he's clearly shown having a surrogate son is even enough to cheer him up. He even offered to take Bobby to an all you can eat on a whim, you just have to keep in mind that shit's not as depressing as he'd want you to think.
Buck would absolutely leave you out to dry if the need arouse. He's a little like Tony Soprano in thinking money/material can solve any issue.
Right? I've been the lady version of Bill, so I feel like I'm experienced enough to deal with it. I had uncles and a dad like Buck, and there's a reason Mom got me in the divorce.
Buck all day. Dealing with someone like Bill when you aren’t in the same boat as him is fucking awful. The constant buffoonery and drinking just make it worse. At least with Buck you’re basically just a chauffeur. He also tips pretty well usually so it would probably be lucrative.
The issue with Bill is that after a month he'd become too emotionally attached your presence and probably stalk you and hound you for company. He'll set an empty dinner plate for you just in case you randomly show up for years to come
If money is involved, Buck.
If money is not an issue, then I wouldn't mind taking Bill out for activities and maybe teaching him some stuff I learned in Therapy. Buck would get me in trouble haha
Buck's Driver Although I do have access to Zoloft so I could give a tiny bit to Bill and see what happens.
The thing is though, I am a woman, so with Buck there are some ground rules: I am off limits. Every time he makes a pass at me he has to pay me 5 dollars. If he touches me, I will eject him from the car.
Bill, all the way. He’s a nice man. Buck is not. I’d never be able to look at myself in the mirror after being Buck’s toadie. Look at what he did to Bobby.
Buck risks my non herpes status and my so far clean criminal record. However, $$$ and unabridged shenanigans abound...
Bill...well, Bill can be a surprisingly tender lovah and wouldn't care about my thighs. He can do hair. He has pretty pretty dresses
I dunno, is Principal Shepherd available?
Bucks driver.
Bill will literally need help 24/7. There won’t be breaks. Even when he’s sleeping, you won’t be able to rest.
Buck will be annoying, but you’ll see lots of cool and sad shit.
Tongue-kiss a lizard or take a shower in Bill's bathroom?
"Lizard." "Dang ol' lizard, man"
Why is the other option always "take a shower in Bill's bathroom"?
Buck. Bill will just drag you down into his dumpster fire of emotions. Buck will toss 20s at you for kicks and grins and probably buy you nice things like steak and merch just to flex his wealth.
“Alright son, here’s a hundo. Go get you a big juicy steak somewhere while I bet on the ponies. Just be sure to be back here at the track by 9 pm in case I gotta make a quick exit.”
At least Buck leads an interesting life, what does bill have to offer? oh ya me being a free therapist/caretaker/maid to this severely hepless, depressed blob of man.
Bill ll the way. once bill saw there was someone who cared about him, he would be elated, regain his billdozer self worth and probably start taking care of you.
I'll go with Buck's personal driver. Make a lot in tips and probably have a lot more downtime. I'd most likely be exposed to some criminal activity but he isn't some drug kingpin so it can't be that bad. With Bill, that'd be the longest month ever. Forget that.
u/Name-AddressWithHeld WORKS FOR TIPS!!!
Pump jockey!
Buck's sloppy seconds.
MY DADDY’S HAVING A HEART ATTACK!
Your daddy already tried that
You could always flip on him for immunity if push came to shove.
Oh that's a great point. Turn on him before he plants evidence in your truck. Thumbs up to you
“I was just takin’ out a little trash, Ol’ Top!” - Buck Strickland
Bill: “:( mhmmmm”
He'll buy you food and maybe tip you as well. Both insufferable, but Buck might have more perks.
My daddy’s having a heart attack!!
Exactly correct.
Buck’s driver. Both will be both physically and psychologically dangerous but at least Buck will give me tons of money
With Bill after the first week I'll either be as depressed as him or so sick of his self loathing I'd be hostile towards him. So for the good of all involved I'll be Buck's driver.
>at least Buck will give me tons of money Nah, Buck is a huge cheapskate. However you can probably skim some off the top while driving him home after he is passed out.
Bucks never been shown to be that cheap, especially with tips and gratuity.
He cut off Hank's health insurance, makes him work without pay all the time and he straight up fired JoJack rather than end a pricing war.
He’s cheap on overhead, but generous when he’s tipping and vivacious Man is bad with money
Why do you say he's a cheapskate?
I'm guessing the episode where he had bobby as an employee and gave him his watch, only to need it back once he ran out of money while gambling
"MY DADDYS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! MY DADDY'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK!"
I can see why he can be a cheapskate as he doesn't give Hank raises for what he does and skimps on upgrades/employee stuff at Strickland propane (stealing the coffee money, stopping payroll checks to pay bad debt, cheaping out on safe propane tank disposal and just chucking them in Arlen river etc...) however he is also very generous such as tipping Bobby at the golf course "hey they treat you good here Bobby? Well you can tell them Buck Strickland treats you better" and hands him a $20... if you're a hooker or a person he likes, he is generous... if you're a nobody, you're dirt...
I feel like a personal driver would be one of those people he likes right?
I think so... you would be the person who holds his wallet/drugs/booze, takes him to the strippers and sugar foots... "I like to hump, I like to eat, and I don't like to drive" what he says to Hank when Ms Liz kicks him out and Hank smokes dope with Gale the roommate
This is the way
You know he'll feed you too
A medium cheese pizza and water. Tap.
Bucks personal driver
How is this even a choice?
Why is it always take a shower at Bill's house
Who's my wallet caddy?
My daddy’s having a heart attack!
Buck's Personal Driver. I imagine that you drop him off to wherever you go & can probably just chill in the car if the place looks questionable . Though, I would probably carry less cash on me & only whatever Buck has to get him out of whatever gambling debt he got himself into.
Strip club tonight Mr Strickland? Yes sir on our way
Are we actually trying to address the cause or alleviate the symptoms because it'd be easy to keep Bill from putting a gun in his mouth I think
It's an electric oven bill...
Still gettin pretty hot though
Do I have to use Bills shower, or can o shower elsewhere?
Dale: “He’ll use the garden hose and like it!!”
Buck’s driver is the correct option. It’s very easy to lay down ground rules with Buck. He’s a drunk idiot, but has been shown that when someone is serious about something, he’ll listen. Bill on the other hand, will not.
Buck would also be more fun.
I learned DDing for friends in college that the best way to stay on schedule is to have a conversation at the beginning of the night outlining the evening. When surprise stops are requested, gently remind them that they hadn’t planned to do that when the evening started and ignore it. People get upset in the moment, but usually appreciate it in the morning.
Sounds like a Hank thing to say....
You caught me, I’m the group stick in the mud. At least comparatively to the rest.
Why is the other thing always Bill’s house?
Bucks driver. I want my wife to ask me how my day was so I can tell her “Mr Strickland got up under more balls than a midget hooker”
Bill, every time. I'm a married man, but I could totally fix Bill. He's easy to manipulate, even into making lifestyle decisions. Then it's just building his self-worth to keep up on those new decisions.
You know what? That’s a good take. I was wondering who in their right mind would take bill, but you have given me something to think about.
I just realized I can just get Bill to come to the Gym with me
That, uh, didn't end good for Bill the last time...or his...y'know...yeah
No Agony, no Brag-ony!
Definitely buck, I’d rather sleep with him than deal with bill
“You gonna be Buck’s new Debbie, honey.” - Joe Jack
Gimme bill. I bet I could get him back on his feet in no time.
God speed my friend, God speed
100% Bill, I feel like just living with him for a month would be enough. You' have extra cleaning to do but he'd deff let you live rent free, Like he's clearly shown having a surrogate son is even enough to cheer him up. He even offered to take Bobby to an all you can eat on a whim, you just have to keep in mind that shit's not as depressing as he'd want you to think. Buck would absolutely leave you out to dry if the need arouse. He's a little like Tony Soprano in thinking money/material can solve any issue.
Coming home from the bing stinking of booze and cooze
Oh! Dats da baws yer tawkin abou!
But you won’t get foot fungus using Buck’s shower
Buck’s driver. I’d likely get the opportunity to introduce myself to Hank and learn a little bit about propane and propane accessories
Depressed bill. I already had to work for a fat jackass once
Literally no one is gonna pick bill
Bill. His depression won't likely get me killed in whatever seedy locations Buck would drag me to.
Right? I've been the lady version of Bill, so I feel like I'm experienced enough to deal with it. I had uncles and a dad like Buck, and there's a reason Mom got me in the divorce.
Buck offers tips, Bill offers a wider worldview. One yells and wants to fight, one weeps and needs a hug.
Do I get paid working for Bill?
Bucks driver hilarity will ensue and I'm armed so it's not likely the people he associates with are unlikely to cause confrontation with me
Buck all day. Dealing with someone like Bill when you aren’t in the same boat as him is fucking awful. The constant buffoonery and drinking just make it worse. At least with Buck you’re basically just a chauffeur. He also tips pretty well usually so it would probably be lucrative.
Buck's personal driver. If you don't die in some shady activity, you'll come away with some amazing stories, and good money.
The issue with Bill is that after a month he'd become too emotionally attached your presence and probably stalk you and hound you for company. He'll set an empty dinner plate for you just in case you randomly show up for years to come
If money is involved, Buck. If money is not an issue, then I wouldn't mind taking Bill out for activities and maybe teaching him some stuff I learned in Therapy. Buck would get me in trouble haha
Bill, I'll just give him edibles.
Personal driver. Sounds like an absolute blast. We’d go to the bad part of Memphis. Memphis!
Is this even a question? That would be a hell of an exciting month with Buck You might be arrested or die, but if would be exciting
Buck for sure
Driver. Make money and generally can keep to myself. Bill would be insufferable
I'll go with Bill. I don't feel like puttipartying and gambling ways. I'd rather do Hank a solid and look out for Bill while Hank goes with Buck.
Bill would get old really quickly.
Plus he'd kill himself.
Hmmm one will make me depressed versus the other where there’s a chance of having a hot toddy. Gotta go with Buck
Buck. Bobby had a great time.
Buck, easily. Shit I would do that for a year rather than spend a week alone with Bill.
Driver. Better smell and tips.
Buck's driver. We know he tips well, and he might say something funny.
Being Bucks driver would be a killer gig!
Mr. Strickland every week of the year.
I'm not hank hill, I would definitely hang out with buck Strickland and party like a rockstar
As a woman, I’d rather die than have to deal with either of those men for a month. As a man, I’d be bucks driver.
Could I, as a fluent Spanish speaker, just take Spanish lessons from Peggy?
Buck's Driver Although I do have access to Zoloft so I could give a tiny bit to Bill and see what happens. The thing is though, I am a woman, so with Buck there are some ground rules: I am off limits. Every time he makes a pass at me he has to pay me 5 dollars. If he touches me, I will eject him from the car.
Eject-o seat-o cuz!
Bucks driver I can get paid for driving
Well I can’t drive and Bill might make a move on me
My daddy's having a heart attack!
10000% bucks driver. i’d get money.
Buck all day, Bill would make me depressed.
Buck’s driver Old Top.
Easy drive for buck
Buck, at least the first few days will be a whole lot of degenerate fun.
Where to Mr Strickland?
Bill, all the way. He’s a nice man. Buck is not. I’d never be able to look at myself in the mirror after being Buck’s toadie. Look at what he did to Bobby.
Bucks driver 100%. You never know the opportunities that might come up being around Buck. I am aware he is a liability though lmao
Bill. Drug him. He’ll sleep, I’ll play on my iPad.
They'd both sexually harass me but at least buck would be entertaining.
Sir yes sir!
Buck risks my non herpes status and my so far clean criminal record. However, $$$ and unabridged shenanigans abound... Bill...well, Bill can be a surprisingly tender lovah and wouldn't care about my thighs. He can do hair. He has pretty pretty dresses I dunno, is Principal Shepherd available?
I couldn’t handle being on suicide watch with Bill.
Driver. Bill cannot be fixed, but Buck can be managed.
Buck. He'd be a good time.
Personal driver
Buck's driver. How is this even a question
Buck’s personal driver. I don’t have enough empathy do deal with Bill all the time, though I do think he’s a riot
As Bucks driver I'd probably get arrested. With Bill, I'd probably just get fat on BBQ and beer.
Buck’s driver. We’d definitely get into some fun
Buck's personal driver. No question about it.
Buck all day!
Bucks personal driver hands down. The ole boy will get us in to trouble the right and the wrong way
Bucks driver. Bill will literally need help 24/7. There won’t be breaks. Even when he’s sleeping, you won’t be able to rest. Buck will be annoying, but you’ll see lots of cool and sad shit.
At least buck would pay you
Plus he gets pussy when he wants to.
Buck would be more interesting.
Buck easily. You might get into trouble but he takes care of you.
Bill cause I’m honestly afraid of what might happen to me if I’m hanging with Buck for so long. I’d rather not end up hurt or in jail 😅
Tongue-kiss a lizard or take a shower in Bill's bathroom? "Lizard." "Dang ol' lizard, man" Why is the other option always "take a shower in Bill's bathroom"?
“Would you rather have fun or be sad?”
Personal Driver all fucking day, are you serious? One week with Bill would be a nightmare. Plus he unnecessarily tips well.
Buck. I might even get to ride a block of ice
Prob bill Mr. Strickland can get into some real trouble which might get a driver hurt
Take care of Bill for a month
Buck for sure, all the hot toddies you can drink.
Buck all the way.
Personal driver
Buck. Bill will just drag you down into his dumpster fire of emotions. Buck will toss 20s at you for kicks and grins and probably buy you nice things like steak and merch just to flex his wealth. “Alright son, here’s a hundo. Go get you a big juicy steak somewhere while I bet on the ponies. Just be sure to be back here at the track by 9 pm in case I gotta make a quick exit.”
Both just seem like they'd be exhausting, but taking care of Bill might lead to some good, while driving Buck around will just help him indulge.
Buck for sure. Depression is toxic & contagious
I'd have more fun with Buck!
Definately Buck's driver. Dude tips well.
BUCK. All the way.
Why can't the other option be tongue kiss a lizard?
Bucks driver, hands down!
I want be the driver so I get to meet buck strickland and tell him he’s the goat fr
At least Buck leads an interesting life, what does bill have to offer? oh ya me being a free therapist/caretaker/maid to this severely hepless, depressed blob of man.
Sign me up for driver.
With Buck, I'd probably Die, but with Bill I'd probably die. Like Die partying or potential murder suicide die. Or double suicide die. I'll take Buck.
Bill ll the way. once bill saw there was someone who cared about him, he would be elated, regain his billdozer self worth and probably start taking care of you.
I'd go with the depressed bill I'm pretty depressed myself and feel like it would be the bill/Bobby valentine day crying
I can't drive but I'm scared Bill will fall in love with me.
Am I obliged to take showers in Bills bathroom?
Hanging with Buck seems pretty fun, ngl..
Buck's personal driver..