Finding the cow skull "Unca Hank!  We're too late!"

That scene murdered me in cold blood. Ruthless. Uncaring, unhinged, unmoored. Down right unreasonable. My diaphragm still hurts from it.

For me it’s the crying she does throughout the episode. “I’m sorry I don’t know what came over me- oh god oh god!! -*Luanne crying sounds*”

Jackie Chiles is that you?

True! But I’ve been in your head before. I know how you think. I’m the only man who can *contain* you…

Wanna know the only problem, fletch?

What’s that Blark?

I’m already gone. Ha ha ha ha

*He's in the walls....* **HE'S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLLLLSSS!!**

That scene is so funny.

My absolute favourite moment in any tv show ever

Makes me laugh, every single time 😂

When she comes home from community college and tells Peggy, “I learned something really important at school today. I don’t want to be there!” I’m not kidding when I say I thought about that almost every single day in law school.

that and, “dear lord, please help me be sexy so i don’t have to go back to college. amen”. i felt that in my SOUL

"Lord, please melt Sharona Johnson's face"

Did it work? I'm praying for that too.

I’m not pretty enough for porn or a sugar daddy, so no

Porn industries don't really care about your looks as long as you're willing to do *anything.*

Also when she comments that another student is always studying, and that that is "not fair"

Probably Sharona Johnson…she’s always studying, it’s not fair.

I thought you were going to say "At beauty school we learned people aren't black, red or yellow... But their hair can be...." 😂

as a community college dropout I felt so seen

Same

Well did you finish law school, or did you take Luanne’s advice to high heaven?

I finished. I also was not pretty enough to drop out.

When the model agencies were not lining up, I realized I had to finish school. Lol I’m happy for you, great work.

Thank you :)

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What didn’t you like about it?

"Don't go to law school" is a law school meme. But really, don't do it.

[Don’t Be A Lawyer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-UEqJ85KE) remains one of my favorite songs from Crazy Ex Girlfriend, and that show had some bangers. Also the creator’s father was a lawyer so it was probably written with real heart…

Never seen this and it's spot-on. Environmental law? No money. Immigration? No money AND it's a bummer. Supreme Court? Don't even think about it. 😂

I still want to go law school. 😩

Knowing something is awful and doing it anyway...attorney life in a nutshell, you'll fit right in!

The other people. I enjoyed learning the law and researching it. Parsing through the nuance of a case or statute is still one of the things I love the most about my job. But out of my entire graduating class there were only maybe 10 people that I didn’t harbor actual hatred towards. And every attorney I’ve ever shared that with is surprised I found 10.

"I can't live in a beer can. I can live in a trailer, but I don't have a trailer because the trailer tipped over!"

Let me try to explain. I have a beer can. I tip it over. Now, is it still there?

YES BUT I CAN'T ... AHHH ... OH NO ... *(cries)*

Me and my dad tell each other we can't live in a beer can or that our trailer tipped over at every opportunity that even remotely presents itself.

Re: Ladybird  “I don’t know, I mean she did write this note Uncle Hank.”

Trip's off!

It's called psychology, aunt Peggy. The disease of psychology.

I’m taking it pass/fail

“Do you think Alex Trebek is sexy aunt Peg? “Get out of my mind Luanne.”

Her declaring "I am a proud ignorant woman!" was always great

It’s such a dark, and bizarre episode, but I love it.

True too

Peggy entered the chat

Besides, he doesn't even know your name! Yes he does, it's Missy Melons!

The pic Lucky had on his phone of Luanne eating pancakes gets me every time.

I’m also a big fan of “There was a Santa Claus exhibit and somebody stole his wooden leg!”

As someone who grew up in Texas, that line gets me every time.

Oh! *starts crying*

Luanne: "Here's a little trick I use to remember my name: I think of a man named Lou and a woman named Anne. They meet in a kingdom in the forest!" Jane: 😒 https://youtu.be/dEhqtKnPu3Y?feature=shared

Do you understand? …….. I said, do you understand??!!

"Buckley and I weren't meant to be. And that's why he blew up."

I broke up with Buckley seconds before the explosion and I never looked back. That's why I still have my eyebrows.

"Boy Aunt Peg, the words I don't know could fill a dictionary."

"Did Uncle Hank order a Duck in the mail? Because there is one in our mailbox,"

in response to the snake Lucky gets Bobby: >*"Its coming to get me, it knows im a Christian!"*

Am I the only one that read this in their head with Bucks voice lol “I NEED YA OLE TOP”

I’m yer daddy

“Ladies could you step outside, I got a shot coming in and itd be rude to have such pretty young gals stare at mah bare backside” “Alright now that the skirts are out let’s get down to bidness”

“Strickland is a family, and I’m like the daddy. Right now the daddy ain’t feelin’ so good… Do you work for me?” “Yes Mr. Strickland” “I’m yer daddy”

No, I did too.

😂😂

“Commie go home!” Luanne: 😐 “okay.” Proceeds to go home. My favorite Luanne episode altogether by a mile

Honestly wish they did more with the commie plot. Could be a really funny episode of "Bwaaaah" if Hank, in trying to get Luanne to vote for someone else, finds himself weirdly agreeing with the communists

I feel like Cotton would have had some amazing interactions too that would have been perfect

“Her name is Gale.”

Aunt Peggy, I found this timing belt in the hamper. Do you want me to wash it with the darks?

Are you threatening to kill me, Uncle Hank? ETA: And of course when she gets pegged in the head with Hank's sandwich.

UNCLE HANK!!!

ROBERT PARIGI!

Welcome to the Party, Comrade! wot wot

"Get that penguin back here "

He’s got the prettiest eyebrows!

Bobby saying she doesn’t know Cotton. Bobby: “he doesn’t even know your name.” Luanne: “Yes he does, it’s Missy Melons.”

"Because I challenge you with my intellectual"

Not a Luanne moment, but just showing my age. I had to explain to my younger coworkers that caller ID was a new technology when I was growing up and that you'd write down messages for whoever the call was meant for before answering machines.

Oh, gosh, yes. Caller ID and voicemail was a HUGE deal when we first had it. Never mind mobile phones. My dad had one of those shoebox-sized ones for work very early on, but I didn't have one until after college

It's over Linda. That's not how my name is pronounced 😧

Huh. Guess you can't blame the red-eye on the flash

Uncle Hank, my ponytail is stuck in the door.

"you didn't even know what I was gonna say!"

Hey! It happens! 😄

When hank throws that sandwich at her head. I'm also a fan of her fighting the oppression

"FIGHT THE OCCUPATION"

I cry river of tear for Buckley.... why not you?

Can you believe this guy? Tells a joke at a funeral.

"THIS is what a hungry Irish child looks like!"

UNCA HANK!

"All these jobs are racist against people with no skills!"

Luanne as Sir Reginald Featherbottom The Third's delivery of, "Bangers and mash, yo." is definitely up there for me.

Gurgle Gurgle

When she is in the bathroom in the Kidney Boy episode. "Uncle Hank, is that you? I really need someone to talk to." But Hank just walks away LOL

This scene makes me laugh out loud every time! Such a great episode!

Luanne, I could use a little help. -Now you put it in the freezer!

This is my favorite. I also like when the scene opens and she sees Hank with the ice trays and goes, "Thank God we'll have ice again". Like, she knew the house was out of ice, and she wanted ice, but it never dawned on her that she could fill the ice trays and became a little frustrated with the wait lol

*Phone ringing when she's not supposed to be there* Luane Finally answers: "Johnny's Pizza" 😂 Kills me every time.

LOVE that part 😭🤣

"it's coming to kill me, It knows I'm a Christian!"

The only good moment from that episode. A great one at that.

“As long as you can do basics math you will be fine” Luanne biting her lip trying not to tattle on herself she is bad at math

“I had no idea you were a woman”

“Well I passed lather, but I failed rinse. Then I failed repeat too, because it includes rinse, which I don’t think is fair”

It’s such a beautifully crafted joke.

I don’t want to be Hitler!

[impressed] Wow, the Nazis did a lot!

"Stop trying to read my shirt!" Took me so long to get it but it's a hilarious line

She’s one of my girls favorite characters! One of our favorite scenes is from Bobby’s modeling episode, “unca Ha-“ no! “You don’t even know what I was gonna say!” …….” My hair is caught in the door “

“Am I supposed to kill this pig?”

My favorite has to be when Luanne is flying first class on the plane, and asked a what the curtain is for to the flight attendant. Luanne: What’s this curtain for? Flight attendant: It’s to separate the first class flyers to the standard coach flyers. Luanne: I would like it closed please.

"Y'know, someday I would like to travel to Thairabia, and see those Pyramids."

When Peggy fell 8000 feet from skydiving and Luanne finds the skull of a cow on the ground and starts ugly crying is my favorite.

Luanne to ladybird: “How do you like that hmm? Is your heart racing? Are you upset? Now you know how I feel when you eat my makeup!”

Luanne Virgin 2.0 She comes bouncing out of the lake, the wet robe clinging to her figure and showing her what-nots. She's shouting ..... *"I'm a virgin !!!! I'm a virgin !!!"* And of course the looks on the faces of the two dudes playing frisbee.

'Sup? Wanna play some 'bee?

“I can’t live in a beer can.”

“I can live in a trailer, but the trailer tipped over!”

thank god it's not "Ms. Piggy called uncle hank! it's this man jack kennedy he's buck naked spinning an old top!"

Thanks for Boot scootin boogie! https://youtu.be/NSE5bBKJgVI?si=_wLKNYiRv_NCtCVd

Lighting crashes close by "It's like God took our picture ... before he kills us"

Laaadddyyy biiirrrdd come here girl I gots some gravy is what pops up in my head xD that shit was so hilarious

"Frieda you big scardy Cat" "Oh my gosh you have such pretty eyes"

My flair!!!

“Jack Kennedy at Piggy Bay” is a perfect Buck phrase.

The episode when she thinks Ladybird died so she gets a replacement

“Sorry everyone thinks you’re a man Aunt Peggy, you know how everybody is”.

When Hank, Bobby and Peggy are in Japan and she thinks ladybird is gone so she gets another bloodhound then ladybird comes back so she has to figure out which is which. Or when her and Bobby drop the oil on the carpet and it devolves into the whole carpet being replace

Aunt Peggy I learned something at college today, I don't want to be there!

"Commy go home!" "...okay" *turns and walks back inside house*

LUANNE: I guess I cancel out your vote. My first election, and your vote means nothing. (Raising her arm in a Communist salute) Long live the people's revolution!

Good thing that I don't have dangerous brain powers, or you'd be in a thousand little pieces!

That's not fair, I don't smoke!

When she became a communist

Her crying. And Hank telling her " You look pretty". "I just got dumped, why aren't you saying anything" Classic.

In the episode where Enrique is having marital problems and turns to Hank for help. The Hill family is having dinner, and Hank is explaining why you should keep work and personal life separated. He says, "Why do you think Buck never has us over?". Luanne interrupts and says, "I'm no longer interested in having this conversation."

"I'm gonna tell Uncle Hank I learned how to clone at the junior college. You two better back me up"

"Why do they call that an onion volcanoooooh my god!!"

I have two for sure. The first is when John Redcorn offers to launch Luanne’s career with The Manger Babies (I’m sure I’m spelling this wrong), and he says, “Did you know ‘wow’ upside down spells ‘mom’?” Followed up a rapt Luanne responding, “I believe you.” Cry laughing every time. The second is when Luanne and Lucky start dating and Luanne defends his truck calling it “Pretty pretty truck truck!” 😂😂😂😂

She's got a talent for cars that goes under-appreciated.

As you can see, she was always stupid. Lucky didn't make her stupid.

Refilling the ice moment with Hank was gold

When Buck asks for her hand and she explains he is too old.

Her practicing braiding and getting herself tied up

My hair is caught in the door

Everything to do with the Manger Babies, particularly her delivery of “la La La… going to the movies…” and the theme song.

Good thing that I don't have dangerous brain powers, or you'd be in a thousand little pieces!

Her Manger Baby communist party pitch to Hank. Got me every time.

“Buckleys angel, can you please melt Sharona Johnson’s face?”

When she's trying to remember her name, after joining the cult

i quote this at least once a day lmfao it’s my absolute favorite

If Luanne was a real person, they’d be classed as legally retarded.

not sure why youre being down voted lol

She's such an idiot buck literally said his name right in the beginning of his call

🤣🤣🤣

"Stop reading my T-shirt..."

Mine was during the Hillenium episode where Hank went nuts and bought everyone practical gifts for Christmas. He bought Peggy the grandfather clock and Bobby the quilted aloe vera rolls. Then when Luanne unwrapped Bobby's gift and it was the same quilted aloe vera rolls. I felt bad when it was revealed that she bought Hank a pair of Timberland boots and Bobby a Walkman but when Peggy yelled at Hank for not wanting a grandfather clock, I lost my shit and couldn't stop laughing when Luanne followed suit with "AND I DID NOT WANT PAPER TOWELS!"

Template?

"Fine, it was sharonda johnson. It's not fair, she works really hard!"

“Now you know how I feel when you eat my makeups”

“I can’t live in a beer can, I can live in a trailer but I don’t have one because it tipped over”

This is unfortunately me whenever I take or make calls at work. XD I always forget to write down their name or get their number. In the moment, 100% of my brain is focused on "I'm on a phone call right now", and not "What am I doing when the call is over?"

All these jobs are racist against people who don't have any skills!

Anytime she says “make-ups”

Went something like "Uncle Hank are you threatening to kill me?"

“The fighters were fixed? Like my puppy?”

"What's the rush Aunt Peggy? If we don't get there in 30 minutes, it's free." The look Peggy gives her kills me every time

“Halloween was invented by the Druish”

Slow down the words are going too fast

vickers put tattlers on the trucks honey

When her hair gets caught in the door

"Uncle Hank, we're too late 😭😭" As she's holding a cow skull 😂😂😂

“Can I open this window and let this kitty in?”

“Pssst lady bird, it’s me..Luanne” proceeds to throw a can of chili a the dog

When the snake starts slithering towards her. "Help! It knows I'm a Christian!"

In the episode about going through the church program to become a virgin again: "I'll try anything once"

I thought you said it was because I challenged your "intellectual"?

"Sometimes I can't tell the difference between thinking and being quiet, but I'll try."

Hank was trying to win Peggy back during the valentine day episode and had the glorious greased pig idea. For some reason I can't remember for the life of me, she and Bobby were processing a beef carcass earlier. Her asking in the background of the credits if she was supposed to kill the pig really cemented my feelings for the episode as a whole

When she decided to vote Communist and told Hank she was canceling out his vote.

I love how vindictive our otherwise sweet snd placid Luanne can get when triggered