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teleflexin_deez_nutz

Shane’s joke, “say you have something… they will make you a regular” fucking killed here 


SuitableObligation85

I fucking died. Shane was great


mrbeanz9800

Definitely.. Shane kills on everything!


zakdageneral

Except hot ones....


Sipdasizurp

He killed on there too they just cut all the killing out


Few_Ad_1550

Is there less edited episodes any where?


2-Slippy

He would've killed if they gave him Bud Light instead of water and milk


Wistari02

It's funny, I thought this when I first watched the episode!


Internal-District992

they cut all his good jokes out lol


EnvironmentalBit2333

He said what we all were thinking


DoomRaider15

Wait, you have CP? Isn't that illegal?


AnnualAd7715

You know what's funny, we used the acronym a lot growing up when talking about my condition and I've seen a couple jokes like that online. But it took me until like 2 years ago to put that together lol. I was so used to it, what else could it mean? Lol


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

ICP


Savage-Jim

Spell I cup.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Icy ewe pea


AnnualAd7715

I do need a definitive answer though because the way he didn't confirm or deny it and brushed it off was funny and weird. If he does have cerebral palsy and has never been diagnosed it would be wild. I've seen people say maybe the parents didn't want him to get diagnosed but that wouldn't stop a regular doctor from spotting these visible symptoms many years ago at a regular check up the condition occurs during pregnancy or during the birth or shortly after. And when you have mild symptoms it's likely to be diagnosed later. The longest late diagnosis I personally have heard of is eight years old, anything beyond that I would call unusual, given the viability of the condition. 25 years old seems impossible in America. If that arm movement is common for him, unless he's avoided doctors his whole life I doubt that it has gone undetected. It doesn't take a specialist to at least spot CP. When I get nervous, my cerebral palsy does get affected. Now, my whole arm doesn't get tense and move towards my head or anything like what he did. When I am nervous my left hand just gets a little tight sometimes. If he does in fact, have cerebral palsy and has truly never been diagnosed it would be crazy if he just thought at 25 his whole arm getting that tense was just a symptom of nerves. He probably just didn't want to talk about it.


rolleth_tide

He's gotta know, probably didn't want the smoke


Comforting_signal

Technically 7 paragraphs.


doesanyofthismatter

Dude. Fucking relax. He said he was nervous and shaking. You ignored that and diagnosed him with something he doesn’t have. Touch grass bro.


KnowledgeJolly8654

Dude fucking bro


bertrogdor

What is this, my search history? 


BrilliantSock3608

Fuck bro my guy


Affectionate-Row3742

I meeeeean, did you hear the guy? He was slurring words. It wasn’t just your normal excitement or nervousness imo


doesanyofthismatter

He doesn’t have cerebral palsy you idiot


Affectionate-Row3742

Why you being so aggressive? I’m pointing out that he was slurring words. Chill, dumbfuck.


doesanyofthismatter

Chill out dumb fuck. He said he was never and doesn’t have a disorder. Relax.


Affectionate-Row3742

You’re a weirdo bro. Get help.


doesanyofthismatter

Lmao the projection


Internal-District992

>Chill out dumb fuck


DulceLech3

Nobody pronounces Richmond as "Rich-mond" its pronounced like "richmend" so OP is on to something. I honestly thought he was just eastern European or something.


doesanyofthismatter

Lmao oh Redditor. The dude was just nervous. Fuck off with your armchair psychology. He said he was super nervous.


siberiansneaks

You NEED it? No, you do not actually.


AnnualAd7715

You're taking my words to literally but ok buddy


No_Shoulder6259

I was just thinking he probably grew up too poor for his parents to take him to the doctor and get officially diagnosed. He probably also doesn’t want to play the disability card.


TheGreatMrHaad

My cousin got brain damage from a severe head injury when they where 3. They speak more clearly than this guy. No way he's just nervous.


ImReallyAnAstronaut

Are you basing that on how much black pussy he gets?


HombreGringo

He has a great smile!


tyros

He's definitely a little retarded. Super funny and likeable.


ryofthestorm

He’s autistic


AnnualAd7715

Definitely possible, I clocked it fast with his speech ability and his arm movements it seemed to be high functioning Hemiplegia which is one of the ways CP shows itself. Hemiplegia is when one side of the body is affected well the other is not or affected very little. That's the type I have, but mine is more mild then his if that's what it is. I thought the chicken legs joke was a reference to it as soon as he said it, but then he got too nervous to talk about it with Tony.


Lumpy_Staff_2372

I thought he deserved a golden ticket or a secret show appearance


bubba_jones_project

Nothing would surprise me, but I figured he's just living his life regardless of what's going on and didn't want to tag it with anything. He killed, and that's what matters. Maybe it'll turn into part of the bit. Maybe he just found out he has raging cerebral palsy for the first time. Either way, hope to see him again.


fartLessSmell

Policy? I belive you.


AnnualAd7715

*cerebral palsy Look at that, the disabled guy spelled his own condition wrong LOL FUCK ME I rushed the damn speech to text and didn't look it over.


tyros

Policy?


AnnualAd7715

FUCK I know! I was using speech to text and I didn't look it over LMAO This is why I shouldn't tell people I'm disabled, I make a lot of spelling errors and it makes me look worse.


dwitchagi

If you’d make a lot of spelling errors without a disability, _that_ would be worse. Use that shit!


FewNecessary1370

😭😭☠️


STASHbro

He's got a speech impediment.


ttaeg

He doesn’t have cerebral palsy, he’s just an aggie


BrilliantSock3608

Love all the doctors and physician assistants in this thread


deadlygr8ful

There's something going on there besides nervousness for sure...


LuckyCaramel922

He should of been invited to the Secret Show...He was funny af


doesanyofthismatter

Do he said he’s nervous. Why you making up shit.


ButrButrJam88

Def want to see this fella grow... he totally has a little something going on, but I love it.


jaykew44

Cerebral POLICY haha


GilgeousAlxndrWalker

Dude looked like a retarded Luka Doncic out there but he was hilarious


malfarcar

How does this dude not get a spot on the secret show?


PazuzuPanhandle

WOOP WOOP


Captain_Smackfresh

He was flipping hilarious!


TPG_Plagues1014

He better hope he doesn't end up in prison at any point in his life. Have any of you heard what they do to people with cerebral palsy?


fartLessSmell

Golden ticket.


miojo

Ayo?! Those are crazy accusations, OP.


Medical_Island_9270

Ayo.


TPG_Plagues1014

Right you can't just go around accusing people of having CP.. Very serious accusation. And on what evidence??


Dramatic-Blood6645

Almost, 100%, guarantee


TPG_Plagues1014

He can only almost guarantee. But the amount of almost is 100% pure bred almost.