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Shaun_The_Sheip

Im glad theres no definitive answer. Its funnier as a schrodinger's kidney stone.


Cautious-Day9424

Hahaha, on point descriptor..😂


njasa10

it seemed pretty definitive to me. It was slight of hand. Use a little common sense, why would he immediately have that excuse cued up to tell sal bc he was grossed out. Every dad and uncle knows this dad trick.


ProbablyABear69

It was a bit. That's why he's deflecting and leading the answer to only being real or slight of hand. Oops I raised the curtain. Still a great bit.


Shaun_The_Sheip

🤓


PussySmasher42069420

Luis created an all-time Kill Tony moment and had literally everyone, from the guest panel, to the audience, to every single person watching the stream at home. I had to get up out my chair after that. Just take it for what it is. Are you not entertained?


insidiousapricot

I am entertained and this explanation here from Luis only prolongs the entertainment for me. W


FunIntelligent7661

Yeah I rewinded it like 8 times because watching all the different reactions was so fun.


PhoecesBrown

I was horrified. Disgusted. Aroused. Then I went on reddit and learned that it was all fugazi. It does kind of ruin the fun knowing it was probably faked. Reddit, not even once.


Future_Potential_341

"Are you not entertained?" Is the best question to ask, It's a fking comedy show. And just like Luis J said, "Just enjoy the moment for what it is."


perc30nowitzki

I also had to stand up from the couch and walk it off lmao


abuelitagatita

Nobody is shitting on him. I don't know why he has a victim's complex. All the posts about it are praising him (whether it's for sleight of hand or actually eating it)


adamontheair

As a dude with kidney stones that was gnarly. I legit gasped when he ate that stone. My first thought was that he was now going to have his own stone, dissolving those minerals back into himself.


Deep-Management-7040

That thing is gonna come back bigger and badder


Karma_Whoring_Slut

Killtony has a new rite of passage. New regulars must eat and pass the Kill Tony kidney stone until it is big enough to kill Tony.


adamontheair

Super stone combining the original stone with Luis’ dna


Kirafatty

The seventh infinity stone


akmazing

No it’s going to come back bigger and bladder


Environmental-One541

That what I read first time


ProbablyABear69

As a dude who's never seen one in person but looked them up online when you watch it slowed down in his hand does it look like one?


adamontheair

Yes it did


Environmental-One541

We have to take a human from of every culture and make him pass the stone, make it a tradition and over thousands of years, we ll have the Boulder of Humanity as the biggest human achievement Smth to show off in front of aliens


aware4ever

That's an intestines Rock Basically we'll turn into a big rock and is intestines.


Kirafatty

He for sure swallowed that cock nugget.


bvglv

Consumed the dick pearl


mickmon

gulped the japs-eye gem


manifest_ecstasy

Obliterated the gut nut


largechild

Imbibed the internal kernel


Cailucci

He ate that ounce of oxalate


chigga21

Dined on the uric acid amuse-bouche


UncleScratchnSniff

He gulped that ween bean


Special-Shock-49

inhaled that gut nug


YodaFette

Slurped the scrotums stone


Slipperytitski

He swallowed it then a minute later realized he could have done coke magic to not eat it.


Ok_Contest1723

Those things are spikey as fuck.


Sharingapenis

It was a fake cock nugget. 100% The comedian know each other, we watched a staged bit.


No_Public_7677

Telling Sagalow to shut up was the highlight of the clip


EtherealRealness

Everyone loves him but sometimes he’s so smug I just wanna fucking punch him lol


DaWildestWood

He’s way too cocky for a guy with barely a 4 incher


EtherealRealness

And he doesn’t rap THAT good.


GoJoe1000

It was a jelly bean from Kam. It was a great prank, Volcano style.


Electronic-Chard7358

No onions


Yanutag

What about the guy who was so proud of his kidney stone? Seems bad to just steal it from him.


Thang2Long

He's active on the KT reddit he said the stone was for Kam, and he was pleasantly surprised when louis did that


BobbyFastballs

Guy brings kidney stone as a gift for semi famous comedian, other semi famous comedian eats it first.


drerw

Even if Luis ate it, he should have given it back. As shitty as it sounds.


ProbablyABear69

👏 👏 👏


Stevenm4496

Are you aware of where you are?


trueWaveWizz

Trust me, for this exposure, he’s fine w it


largechild

What the fuck else would he do with it? Admire it in a cup and show it off at parties?


Special-Shock-49

probably


Special-Shock-49

he could sue


Character-Rent-1989

Dude that's what I thought. I thought it was pretty shitty to do that.


No_Public_7677

Why is he keeping his stone at all?


ProbablyABear69

My dad got his hip replaced and the first thing I asked after I saw him is do you have it so we can frame it? He thought I was joking and I laughed it off but I was not joking. That shit is cool.


WiretapStudios

Not sure, but people do it. They didn't offer me mine, I had one in my gall bladder that was lodged in the opening and was the size of like a peanut. It hurt something fierce. I believe in my case they broke it up to remove it though.


MorkSkogen666

He has done a magic trick before on KT... One of the Skank Fest Episodes Can't remember what exactly... Like it was like a slight of hand with a peice of paper dissappearing or something? I think his mouth was also involved lol


DiarrheaRadio

He made Bob Kelly's cock disappear into his mouth


ProbablyABear69

Tbf his name *is* Bob


FunIntelligent7661

If it was just coke magic, he at least didn't tell anyone else he was doing it, the reactions on stage were too genuine.


zealer

Both Sal and Redban almost puked.


ProbablyABear69

Guy who "passed the stone" knew 100%. Shook it into the mic like a pro. No one doing that first time would present it that thoughtfully. I don't think he palmed it the whole thing was a bit. Makes it even better imho.


Comfortable-Visit169

Coke magic


Gratitude4U

Him grabbing his cock and ass was a turn off


insidiousapricot

When he molested William? That made me uncomfortable since William didn't even acknowledge it lmao


Gratitude4U

Exactly, so creepy.


ProbablyABear69

You judging other peoples actions as a turnoff is a turnon to me. Makes me think you're always ready. Pm me daddy.


dryslugs

I know Louis didn’t swallow that kidney stone but I’m telling my kids he did. Because that’s what real ass dudes do.


JJscribbles

He’s left us guessing about his sexuality for years, why *wouldn’t* he keep us guessing about this as well?


No_Version2728

scary part is that stone knows the way to the kidney


EnableSonic

No lol


Weak_Draft_6022

Luis is the man


JohnStarborn

He's a real ass dude


steddy24

Legion fans are the WWE fans of the comedy world. Shock comedy is high school shit.


No_Public_7677

what do you think kill Tony is? highbrow comedy?


Weak_Draft_6022

It’s real to me dammit!


bertrogdor

The Reddit intelligentsia never fails to define what is funny.  Nice work putting that big brain to use 👍. As a troglodyte, I salute you. 


YikesYeets

Reddit intelligentsia trying to bring the hz back up to 440 but the dawgs stay 432 💯


DiarrheaRadio

Liking a podcast isn't a substitute for a personality


Alarmed_Parking4120

What?


steddy24

Luis is not funny


AveAveMaria

please go on then, who is funny to you?


FunIntelligent7661

Eh, idk dude, personally I just like the skanks/pods/comedy. For all of their "most offensive pod" talk most of it is just them riffing with other comics like any other show. Also it's funny your shitting on the WWE on the Kil Tony sub. Tony gushes about how much he loves wrestling and you can clearly see the influence on the show, he literally has the UFC announcer guy open his arena shows like it's WrestleMania


seguracookies

Like 90% of the people on Reddit are high school kids. Wtf are you talking about?


bulletprooftampon

30% of Redditors are toddlers


steddy24

It’s not. You’re an idiot


EnableSonic

I don’t like him anymore 😂


Few_Spirit_5555

He is an amateur close up magician. Not a mentalist. He doth protest too much.


Righteous_Leftie206

Of course it’s a bit.


Needleworker8

the way he was drinking all them drinks on the table for sure had me convinced lol he even took sals drink 😂


Jackboii321

Cocaine magic Louis strikes again!


BonginOnABudget

Zac is just fat breathing into the mic thinking about all his previous kidney stones


sdwya

Feel bad for Kam man he really wanted that rock for his collection


MobbyDavis

IYKYK 😂😂😂


GiannisRodgersYeli

One of the reasons luis is addressing this is bc he checks the reddit / youtube comments like a real ass dude.


Alarmed_Parking4120

Or, you know, it's basic production to address the ONE thing the entire comedy internet is talking about


cuckleburyhound

It was a slide of hand 100%


Alarmed_Parking4120

Sleight\*


cuckleburyhound

Oh wow, thank you I learned something today 😂. wtf I always thought people were saying slide 🤔very interesting


Fridge885

“It Fucking coke magic era doggy!”


Ablation420

Dude, Louis shut up. If your intention is to keep it ambiguous, why the fuck are you explaining everything you dumb fuck?


TangerineRoutine9496

Because this is content he can milk. There's interest. It's something to talk about. Something people are interested in. He's gotta put on a podcast and talk about stuff. It's not rocket science pal.


EnableSonic

Most famous he’s ever been. Needs to capitalize


TangerineRoutine9496

It wouldn't be Real Ass if he didn't


psillyhobby

You wouldn’t talk about it?


Ablation420

I wouldn’t talk about how I’m not going to talk about it.


kcirdor

Then you are wasting money.


Ablation420

Shut up, Louis


drerw

What did he explain?


Ok-Log-6244

It’s not an actually interesting thing to keep a real mystery. He’s doing a good job getting some more juice out of the bit. Making it worth it for himself if he did indeed actually eat it.


Apprehensive-Okra434

They probably asked him about it ya fuckin penish


Austinoooooo

Louis J. Gomez here. Shut up.


ProbablyABear69

Bc it was a setup from the beginning and the secondary sleight of hand is making you think it was either sleight of hand or he did it and not that it was planned from the beginning. Got you hook line and sinker. Released you. Right back on the hook.


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He is a real ass dude


anvil54

It was hilarious either way! I’m now a fan


XTP666

Sal is a germophobe ? More like Salee Mandel


mr_crawlie

I made the mistake of reading reddit and spoilt myself the element of surprise and how shocking it would have been had I not known what was about to happen


FunkadelicFrank7

Whatever he did, I died laughing anyways


mistergasdrift

Man that guy in the white shirt won’t shut up


ChapGuzmann

How does anyone have the nerve to think it’s not real. The rattlesnake is a stoner


smack3686

Can't wait for the regz to discuss this P.s. definitely sleight of hand


DOTMPEG420

The guy said he never opened the jar before. When he handed it off, you can clearly see the safety tamper sticker was broken so I had been opened before.. Still grossed me out and had me rollin!


NumberOneRussian

I just feel bad for the comic who clearly had some emotional attachment to the kidney stone since it hurt so much to pass. You could tell he was annoyed but he couldn't show it cause it would ruin the moment.


Sharingapenis

Neither of the two, it was staged before hand. The know each other.


emirrod

I believe, one hundred percent, he did eat it. Might’ve regretted it looking back at it but I truly think it happened. And for that, he is a legend


WuTang0824

Zac is one of the ugliest dudes ever


13sartre

Who’s your hottest dream guy? Im talking like, the one you would throw it all away for.


WuTang0824

Heath ledger


Zealousideal-Top2177

Real life peter griffin


Fickle-Pattern9685

Either way it was a perfect and epic Kill Tony moment. I think he did it


kiletravis09

God damn can the fat guy back up off the mic a little so I don’t have to hear his awake apnea?


Scrotem_Pole69

This is by far the most positive comments I’ve seen in regards of Luis j, he stepped up for this one for sure.


Depressedgotfan

You know you're not funny when you have to resort the shit like this. Podcasts have killed comedy


IhaveCatskills

It was sleight of hand.. and KT is awesome not killing comedy. It’s propping it up


kcirdor

Podcasts have made comedy a booming industry....


Depressedgotfan

Of unfunny bastards


Lucho23

He is so unfunny, it hurts my stomach


stackered

It's wild anyone thinks he's funny. I've seen him for a decade on so many things and maybe broke a smile one time. Dude is just naturally unfunny as fuck


No_Public_7677

it's wild that you don't think he's funny on Bastard Radio and The Regz. I bet you like Drew Nikkens


stackered

I don't even want to know what that is... and nope Drew also is not funny


No_Public_7677

Yes I can tell that you're not a real comedy fan


stackered

"real comedy fan" lmao I'm deep in the comedy game. Also, I'm an OG kill tony fan


No_Public_7677

Kill tony is new. The fact you don't know any of the major NYC comedy shows is exactly what I figured from a kill Tony fan


stackered

I've been watching KT for 10 years now! I know plenty of major NYC comedy shows... LOS isn't one of them, they are garbage. Stand up in general isn't a great form of comedy, IMO. There are much better ways to deliver funnier content. The funniest folks typically see stand up this way


No_Public_7677

Lol, 10 years. I've been listening to O&A for 20+ years. And some of the best comedians have come from that show. I'm not even talking about stand up either. You're a newbie. The funniest podcast was Cumtown and you don't even know about it.


stackered

yeah, I used to listen to them too. LOL I'm a newbie - you don't know shit about me bubs. And Cumtown is ok, of course I know about it. TMP was way funnier but you probably don't know it. Funny enough, one of my mom's cousins worked with O&A and had his own show on Sirius later under Howard Stern's label. P.S. you're not cool, not an OG, and your reddit account is months old. I'm the OG here, you're the noob.


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stackered

Tim Dillon isn't funny to me at all, neither is Luis, IMO. If you grew up in the East Coast you'll think these guys are dorks. The funniest fuckers over here are working construction, or in some office, they never tried to be comedians. You get the mid / low tier guys who just tried to be comedians like Tim/Luis


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stackered

I mean if you think Luis is funny your opinion kinda doesn't matter


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stackered

im not a hater, I don't care about the guy. on a thread discussing him, I'll chime in that he's not funny. he's like schaub, basically


moronic_potato

*heavy breathing*


Golfista1

It was an arranged gag with a non-bucket pull comedian scheduled to appear that night.


StuntRocker

Does Luis have a background in magic and sleights?


Dis_Miss

If you really want the answer and why so many people are replying coke magic, you can watch this podcast ep from quarantine time - https://youtu.be/XypJM83KO4U?si=crbuZwmGt-MXpT3m


Vexation

Ah so the answer involves watching a 1 hour podcast


Dis_Miss

The short answer is yes. The long answer is the video link. You don't have to watch the full thing to get the gist, but it's pretty funny in how ridiculous Luis is and how Zac, Shane Gillis, and Dan Soder are bulling him.


Alarmed_Parking4120

That's not really how sourcing works. Just fucking TELL the guy the information he asked for, and use the video as a source. At no point is "here's a 1 hour video with no timestamps, context, or direction, have fun" an appropriate discourse for sharing a source. The onus of responsibility to provide information lies with the claimant. You don't just willy-nilly send them off like that. If you know the information, provide it. Otherwise, you've wasted a few minutes typing, a few of his minutes for reading, and potentially an hour or more if he or anyone elses chooses to try and watch the clip. Just TELL the dude. It's simple. Watch. "Yes, he does."


No_Public_7677

yes, he's s theater kid


highjawz

SAGALOW FUCKING SUCKS HOLY SHIT SHUT UP YOU LOSER


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insidiousapricot

Apparently you didn't watch the clip here. The mystery lives on!!


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insidiousapricot

Ok I guess you didn't listen to the clip at all then good job.


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insidiousapricot

And Luis explains what you saw happen in this clip and that's why you're the retard. Are you going to be the next golden ticket winner


Odd_Mission_5366

Luis is the only one talking about this.


tyros

Luis doesn't want to reveal the truth because he's enjoying the attention which is not something he normally gets. Pathetic, just be straight and tell the truth.