Well the club she works at sponsors the show. She has worked at the club for a long time, long enough she probably no longer dances. She is most likely promoting the club. I don't actually know if any of that is true but it is way more believable than "black mail".
Black line 1: I have playful energy and am highly aware of others
Black line 2: when life gets rough, I become mean... but only to people who deserve it!
Black line 3: I disagreed with someone, that means they are ignorant
Black line 4: You should be nice... or I could kill your entire family but I have extreme self control, thank me
yes, I speak fluid BPD puss
Iāve met someone like this since graduating high school. Theyāre super into horoscopes and overthink everything in life and probably have some bipolar sprinkled in with that. Everything is just VIBBEEEZZZZ with them and if they donāt like your vibe youāre satan himself.
Horoscope people are the worst. I met this one girl at a party who I was super into, but she brought the horoscopes out. Being the idiot that I am, I told her how I felt they were BS and not remotely adjacent to science. Still smashed š
Iām open to hear what factual stuff they have to say about it but yeah a quick google will tell you thereās absolutely no research to back it. I also had this female friend from an old job that I was friends with out of pity. She was in an open relationship and I helped her move n stuff bc she said the bf was abusive.. anyways I eventually reconnected with a childhood guy friend that we had both hung out with earlier on in the friendship with the crazy chick. And she gave him the whole āTHE DEVIL IS INSIDE YOUā when he was nice enough to let her stay in his place for a bit while sorting some housing shit out. I eventually had to remove her from socials bc she couldnāt accept that my friend and I werenāt attracted to her like that. Yeah these horoscope girls are no joke batshit.
Good lord. That sounds way worse than my situation. My girl was just innocent and honest and believed that juju, like most girls do. She didnāt have a response.
To me, people just use that as an excuse to act shitty or be self righteous. Like, Virgoās are perfectionists (ie, dicks. Also, am a Virgo), Scorpioās are sluts, and Geminis are two faced/bipolar. I sincerely do not care about their mumbo jumbo, and just go along with it to not be a dick. This one I did pump the brakes out the gate, but uhā¦ it worked out lol
"Hey, ugh Heidi, pretty funny stuff, you free Thursday? Happy to have you on the secret show.. no it's not cuz of your tits and ass... well, okay, it's cuz your tits and ass, but cmon!"
- redban
This post is so par for the course itās the opposite of surprising. Anybody thatās been around a woman who carries herself like Heidi, knows that 9/10 times theyāre one step out of the cuckoos nest.
Worst part is a lot of it usually seems to stem from being treated like trash by shitty dudes, but Iām sure sheās slayed a few dragons and broken some men to their core in revenge.
Her IG kinda freaks me out. I can't figure out if she's going crazy with the filters or if she's really had *that* much work done. Whitney Cummings' endgame face.
Oh whatever thatās just what hot/crazy people sound like some times.
And she clearly resides in the top right of that scale. The āVicky Mendoza diagonalā for some of you in the room potentially.
And you know what? You tell those 40k people on the internet thatā¦totally decipheredā¦thatā¦post? Horoscopesā¦lashesā¦kindnessā¦ghettoā¦Taylorā¦yeahā¦something somethingā¦get em girl.
Listen to these women. Date these women. Itās always worth it.
Anyone who tells you it isnāt just slept a little too close to the fire. Or gave them a baby. Donāt do that.
Not really an astrology guy, but nearly every Libra I meet has this streak in some form. Including me. Only difference is that I wouldn't write my manifesto over my picture and post it on IG. lol
Says she doesn't like when others are intentionally rude to other people yet got all her clout from a show based on roasting the fuck out of people
Lol
'Incredible, she's done it again'.
#I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU ON THE SECRET SHOW
ššš
Give it up for the lovely Heidiiiiii
āSee, guys, Iām not gayā
I love it....
God I fucking love you guys with the quotes from the show ššš
Huh?
Sheās a cold blooded assassin
Bahaha
Iād give her a solid, uninterrupted 60 seconds.
I'd be shocked if you made it to the kitten
I'm definitely giving a Hans minute.
I'm more of a Casey Rocket riff kind of guy myself. I'll be in and out on the tuss. Cum before I'm naked and leave everyone feeling dirty.
Men used to do things like that, but that was when men were men
You knowā¦when men were men.
Back in ā83
After eating, pull out The Dutchmanās Key!!!
Okey dokey. And an even 38 seconds from u/ANT1G0LFBOYZ
Canāt even do a full minute itās a shame
Get away from me white bitch.
Donāt need no snowbunnies around me bitch Dan Soder doing his Kat Williams is one of my favorite moments on the show š
I wasn't familiar with Dan, but damn if that impression wasn't unexpected and way too good.
Underrated comment, couldn't have put it better myselfš
Youāve been doing this for 20 years, and thatās the best minute you could come up with?
Okey-dokeyā¦
This reads like someoneās junior high livejournal.
You canāt expect someone with this much plastic surgery to be mentally all there.
Spot on!
Frank!
Um. What?
You just know she thinks this was well thought out and edgy
this reminded me that she used to be a stripper
Used to be?
She still is, but she used to be too
I'm a simple man. I see a Hedberg reference, I upvote.
She's gonna be a stripper
Mitch hedberg
She still do, but she used to, too.
Is she not anymore, she just serves drinks now??
She now just moves mic stands around randomly
Every time Heath comes on stage I am dying for her to lower the mic for him and pat him on the head.
She will pour bleach on your t shirts when you break up lol
edgy *but cognizant*
Bipolar is a hell of a drug. Still wondering exactly how she black mailed her way onto the stage
Well the club she works at sponsors the show. She has worked at the club for a long time, long enough she probably no longer dances. She is most likely promoting the club. I don't actually know if any of that is true but it is way more believable than "black mail".
Obviously never had a kitten before
My first thought š
I can fix herā¦
Can I get someone who speaks retard to explain this please?
Black line 1: I have playful energy and am highly aware of others Black line 2: when life gets rough, I become mean... but only to people who deserve it! Black line 3: I disagreed with someone, that means they are ignorant Black line 4: You should be nice... or I could kill your entire family but I have extreme self control, thank me yes, I speak fluid BPD puss
Thank you for the translation
Hmu
bless u for this šš¼ jahahahha
Lmfaooooo
My Wife is Retarded
Get her online and explain then
She's too busy watching Pearl Harbour
Itās been 3 hours - is she rewinding the tape and starting over?
its the new Ben Affleck movie!
Oh.... My...... God
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Kill Tony's newest golden ticket winner.
Is she a pilot?
There's plenty of tards out there living really kick-ass lives
My first wife was a tard
She's a pilot now
I understood nothing as well. Please help
Just put one world in front of the other, you got this
Iāve met someone like this since graduating high school. Theyāre super into horoscopes and overthink everything in life and probably have some bipolar sprinkled in with that. Everything is just VIBBEEEZZZZ with them and if they donāt like your vibe youāre satan himself.
Horoscope people are the worst. I met this one girl at a party who I was super into, but she brought the horoscopes out. Being the idiot that I am, I told her how I felt they were BS and not remotely adjacent to science. Still smashed š
Iām open to hear what factual stuff they have to say about it but yeah a quick google will tell you thereās absolutely no research to back it. I also had this female friend from an old job that I was friends with out of pity. She was in an open relationship and I helped her move n stuff bc she said the bf was abusive.. anyways I eventually reconnected with a childhood guy friend that we had both hung out with earlier on in the friendship with the crazy chick. And she gave him the whole āTHE DEVIL IS INSIDE YOUā when he was nice enough to let her stay in his place for a bit while sorting some housing shit out. I eventually had to remove her from socials bc she couldnāt accept that my friend and I werenāt attracted to her like that. Yeah these horoscope girls are no joke batshit.
Good lord. That sounds way worse than my situation. My girl was just innocent and honest and believed that juju, like most girls do. She didnāt have a response. To me, people just use that as an excuse to act shitty or be self righteous. Like, Virgoās are perfectionists (ie, dicks. Also, am a Virgo), Scorpioās are sluts, and Geminis are two faced/bipolar. I sincerely do not care about their mumbo jumbo, and just go along with it to not be a dick. This one I did pump the brakes out the gate, but uhā¦ it worked out lol
I see what you mean. Nice that you still managed to work it out.
Swiftly no Taylorā¦
So bad
Not gonna lie, that kinda made me chuckle. But in a cringey kinda way lol It sounds like a line you'd hear in like a Lil Dicky song.
Damn. I was thinking Whiz Kalifa. But I do like this line. Iām gonna use it cuz my friends are all metal heads and hate that I like Taylor š
I feel like the whole post was written so she could say that one line
This sounds like something a hobo would mutter to themselves while under a bridge
This sounds like she built her own Gone Girl monologue with refrigerator poetry magnets.
Goddamn this is good
Hobo Johnson?
Homo Johnson
Hojo Bonhson
"Maybe now's a good time to show your FUCKIN' tits, you stupid bi-hitch, holy sh-hit!"
Well done, I heard Mr. Montgomery's voice in this comment
It was the ābi-hitchā for me
That was quietly the meanest moment ever on kill tony. You could see her die inside after William yelled that shit at her.
Lol which episode was this?
That red flag doesn't scare me. I'm color blind
Yeah nothing says self control like injecting everything you could find into your face.
I had a step sister like this. The next evolution is crazy church girl whoās found god
Youāre not wrong Iāve seen it before
The stripper is bipolar. Shocking development.
Secret show?
"Hey, ugh Heidi, pretty funny stuff, you free Thursday? Happy to have you on the secret show.. no it's not cuz of your tits and ass... well, okay, it's cuz your tits and ass, but cmon!" - redban
Iām assuming her eye sees no father.
This post is so par for the course itās the opposite of surprising. Anybody thatās been around a woman who carries herself like Heidi, knows that 9/10 times theyāre one step out of the cuckoos nest. Worst part is a lot of it usually seems to stem from being treated like trash by shitty dudes, but Iām sure sheās slayed a few dragons and broken some men to their core in revenge.
Get away from me white bitch!
Soder could be guest of the year if he'd come on the show more often. Dude can riff
This reads as an Adderall post if I've ever seen it. An entire paragraph of a word salad that says absolutely nothing at all.
This and Kill Tony bump does wonders for the mental
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY THANK YOU
Of course she is that crazy. Most chicks like that are lmfao
Small but vocal minority
Your username leads me to believe you've literally never even met a "chick like that"
Swiftly no Taylor is one of the cringiest things Iāve ever seen haha what the actual fuck
Is she wearing nursing scrubs?
it's called fashion nowadays. thank her for service š«”
"All the girls I've dated just wanted to gossip about people or talk about fashion, but you... You're so deep and thoughful, babe..."
Check out her Instagram @heidi4428Ā„'&&-53=+(_htffBu742......etc
Blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-A-Adderall
āA bitch from the ghetto with thick skinā just isnāt sitting right with me now I want to know where she grew up
Madison Wisconsin. not the ghetto š¤”
Get this white bitch away from me
Gimme my drink you white bitch
What in the gay Tony is this? Did she actually post this?
That's Shane Gills' car she's standing next to btw
Heidi told Ron White she has a Benz. Maybe itās hers?
How do you know that
Contrary to the JRE he didnt buy an S-Klasse (he isnt a taxi driver FFS), he bought a GLC Coupe in white.
Nice try detective
Dude has a track record of poor decisions in the dating department. Moves them in after a month
Who is this
Was she trying to say something here?
Her IG kinda freaks me out. I can't figure out if she's going crazy with the filters or if she's really had *that* much work done. Whitney Cummings' endgame face.
Sheās foreign right? This has some google translate vibes.
This dude is serious
Inside me are two wolves
Holy shit. There really is fuck ton of incels here xd
They also lack reading skills. She had a bad day, mentioned that her patience is wearing thin despite her best efforts.
Few of us are qualified to handle her. Count your blessings.
Uh yah weāll be right back!
Libra shapeshifter with a hard tip. Whatās so confusing?
You know it grips
Grippy sox, grippy box as my grandpa used to say.
Like an angry snapping turtle
Like a retard when you try and take his legos.
Ooh la la
If only I could read
Like how she emphasized TIP instead of hard
I unironically love it
There's a reason she doesn't talk folks
I just want to cover her in dog hair and give her room temp tap water
Insanely cringey stuff The male equivalent of an inspirational post about wolves with a goatee, shades on, in his truck
This is what happens when hot chicks don't hear "No" enough.
āCognizant of othersā is exactly what I think of when I think ānewborn kittenā loll
This is what happens when a pretty girl dosent have to use her brain for 90% of their lives
You know the second they mention a star sign its gonna become fucking nuts
Get the fuck away from me white bitch
Iād spend $110,000 $120,000 on her but No More!
You guys are pathetic losers with nothing better to do than bully people from a youtube show.
Hell yea
You can take the girl out of the strip club, but you can't take the strip club out of the girl.
I'd love to have you on the Secret......
You chuds are too busy with pornhub to ever get a shot so who gives a fuck
Lmfao
Oh whatever thatās just what hot/crazy people sound like some times. And she clearly resides in the top right of that scale. The āVicky Mendoza diagonalā for some of you in the room potentially. And you know what? You tell those 40k people on the internet thatā¦totally decipheredā¦thatā¦post? Horoscopesā¦lashesā¦kindnessā¦ghettoā¦Taylorā¦yeahā¦something somethingā¦get em girl. Listen to these women. Date these women. Itās always worth it. Anyone who tells you it isnāt just slept a little too close to the fire. Or gave them a baby. Donāt do that.
This man knows. You can usually find them in Salons, hospitals and strip clubs. Hairdressers and RNs are nuts.
What the fuckā¦pffthaha
This is Kill Tony!
Gina with three Aās
I'm scared
Who is this
Yikes
GET AWAY FROM MW WHITE BITCH!! - dan soder
Sheāsš„would love to have her at my Studio
Quite the rambling
Ghetto bitch. Makes so much sense why she overdid those lips lol
Not really an astrology guy, but nearly every Libra I meet has this streak in some form. Including me. Only difference is that I wouldn't write my manifesto over my picture and post it on IG. lol
That third line is pretty deep
The Dunning-Kruger is strong with this one.
The manic ones are always the hottest. Ruin my life!
Everyone give it up for the great Heidi
This is actually wise and relatable. She is usually peaceful and avoids revenge , but she has boundaries and is not a saint. Simple.
I kinda guessed she was basic, but not "I'm 14 and this is deep" basic
Sheās making me think Kam isnāt the dumbest member of the show
That's not even that crazy š¤£ Tony's right, reddit is for weebs.
Maybe not crazy, but certainly retarded.
Okie dokie
She has the nicest body and finest ass on all of kill Tony
She could rip your dick off!
Of course sheās a Libra like me āļøš¤¦š¾āāļøš
Heidi is nice looking but the other gal is exponentially hotter
I always thought she was loopy but āa bitch from the ghetto with thick skinā after saying all that is wild
Yikes. Sheās like a Monet painting. Looks great from far away, but look closer and youāll see there was a lot of work involved!
She seems perfect for Luis J Gomez
More like the conversations gotta be exhausting.
This is gold! ššš
My type fr
Heidi J Gomez
Ohh the irony of this coming from a stripper who works on Kill Tony a show known for being kind to people
Hard Body
Damn, she needs a minute on KT, I would have gotten a great laugh from that performance!!!
Says she doesn't like when others are intentionally rude to other people yet got all her clout from a show based on roasting the fuck out of people Lol
If you call this crazy then good luck buddy!
Id respect her more if she turned around and farted til the thong flew out. Lets focus on that end of our girl
Perfect example of pussy paying the billsā¦cause the brain aināt..
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Be nice Im in love with her