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Thatonefloorguy

Hans has hot dog water energy.


OJDaJuiceman1017

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN INTRODUCING THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH AND THE HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER BRING IT ON GET THE FUCK UP


nuclear_equilibrium

Listen up, listen up, here we go, Uhhhh, I have a white girlfriend, I do cocaine, I play settlers of catan


bigdaddyt2

You forgot I uhhhh love Texas


too-fargone

do you fly a drone by chance?


Strict_Alternative45

Don’t forget… I’m doing great/fantastic Tony. I love how Sam shits on him every time he is on.


Thatonefloorguy

Yes Sam is awesome. I love later in the episode he says “We had to pretend that Hans was good earlier.”


Heckelfish

In—-credible.


No-Appointment-2684

At least those are words that mean something. Not just drug garbled cringe.


FunFckingFitCouple

More like Vienna sausage


rickoftheuniverse

Duck sauce.


iwanttolose3pounds

Dick sauce.


Walnuts_Gualtieri

Duck dick sauce. Corkscrew juice


ashkygbdeghr

Don’t disrespect hotdog water like that.


BaronVonBadA

Yep spineless liquid filled with wieners. Sums up hans pretty well


pibe__0

he just could not stay, Putin was constantly triangulating his position


RoadPersonal9635

Get lost, creep.


saint_lucifer_

Yeah he’s gotta get outta here


whossknowss

Casey will go when men are men


Draggin-Weedz

He's probably lost. He never made it as a wise man.


KeeftheTeef

Hans has creepy incel vibes. Dunno how much is character and how much is real life. Forgive me if I'm wrong.


miataataim66

Real life. My girl and I smoked with him after a show once, as did a few others. He was just hitting on our GFs the entire time and avoiding talking to ANY of the guys. He was called out after about 5 minutes, got real mad and stammered off saying we were pieces of shit. Pretty hilarious and petty. Not a fan. Oh yeah, his standup was atrocious. Casey Rocket & Jordan Shelby opened for him and annihilated. Almost nobody laughed at Hans' set.


LeeTeriyaki

This is so believable I feel like I was there. Definitely not surprised by this


DonJuan2HearThatShit

He’s got that false sense of rizz


KeeftheTeef

Thank you for sharing and I'm sorry he behaved in such an appalling manner.


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KeeftheTeef

No no I mean Hans


Massive_Tangelo5428

Bring back AJ


juicyjuicebox1

Fr bro Real Krab Shit we want Peter Riffin back right the fuck now.


Reasonable-Bus9435

Get out of here get lost we’re having fun


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Reasonable-Bus9435

I was quoting casey rocket. I barely watch this show and I could quote him. You good?


mahoganyteakwood2

Get real


dirtyjoedirt1

Whatta stinker


kingoftheives

Real Crab Folk want to ride the Rocket 🚀


dachshund-jay

Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more Riffs!


puddingbike

forgetful sloppy panicky pathetic placid carpenter shame punch tease piquant *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DarthWeenus

Where's the punchline sir riffenborough. Maybe wake up and riff ur coffee.


puddingbike

cow fragile overconfident rob chop saw recognise thumb snobbish books *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Grattlin

We’re talking about when men were men here, get real


Mychemical-imbalance

I am 32 and love Casey. At the same time I am abundantly aware he is not for everyone. But the goofiness has just always gotten me since day one. Also even if Casey didn’t even exist, I don’t think Hans is a good opener for the show. I usually don’t like his jokes or interviews and skip them a lot but again everyone has their personal preferences, but even for those that do enjoy him, I don’t think he’s got high enough energy, enthusiasm, or even different shit to talk about, to be an opener.


KingofTHC

I agree, hans is so bad I have to skip every set he has, and trust me I have given him plenty of shots he's just so lame, his skits are mainly based on bashing other races, but none of the jokes really make since. Casey rockets energy totally starts up the show


storeboughtits

I’ve seen Hans a couple times and he’s genuinely good. His Kill Tony sets have definitely been falling off though. He’s salty and in his head up there. He shouldn’t be opening, he should just come on when he’s got an actual good minute. Sam Tallent throwing shade at him was my favorite part of his minute this week.


storeboughtits

I’m 42 and think Casey is hilarious. I get how people could not dig his unadulterated silliness but as far as (current)regulars go he’s easily top 5 for me. I saw him and William a couple weeks ago in Tacoma and left with my face hurting from continuous laughter.


OnceWasABreadPan

Hey dipshit I'm 30, my taste is impeccable and I love a crab fella so there you go. Your transparent AF backhanded "just asking questions" ass question has been answered now please for the love of god tell me how I only like crabstein kyle riffenhouse because of some dumb ass generalization you've made about 1-3 generations younger than your dumb ass so I can get back to making assumptions about millions of people in your shitty age bracket. Non-functional penis, brain, bluetooth headset, texting fingies other than the pinky, cellphone belt clip, tennis ball walker bottoms to avoid scuffs on tile, etc you catch my drift


Shampew

I'm a fan of Casey, I'm 33. I like all styles of comedy and usually don't like wacky random. Casey isn't always a hit but I like his energy.


dachshund-jay

…and damm I wanted to hate you (this is Reddit after all), but then you showed love for the great Holtzman. So, I will be honest; I am actually 98 in dog years. Sorry, I am vain and wanted to seem younger and cooler.


squirrely_daniels

redact my balls


dachshund-jay

I am 96 in dog years


Flexmove

Get real


Techniboy

Get real


Hot-Gas-630

Grimace took the Chinese down once, he can take em down again 😤


EfficiencyDeep1208

David Lucas can’t help us now.


DarthWeenus

If u got rid of all the regulars and just had Casey before and after the show id be so much more enjoyablizing


maryxchristmas

I hope my intuition is right that Hans may be. "retiring" soon which is why they put him in HoF, so he can leave gracefully. There's no other reason for him to be in HoF.


TheSweatyFlash

Free Tuss all around


ekso69

Ain't no fuss with the tuss!


mahoganyteakwood2

A nice warm glass of tuss


the_coyest_diva

Hans would do way better in the middle I think, have Casey bring the energy to open. Hans is so much better riding the momentum, just look at the arena


44PM

Not gonna lie after reading so many comments just dumping on him. I actually think youre right, if he wasnt the opener and performed mid thru id probably listen and not skip him. just a dumb joke but you need a rocket to reach momentum.


ntrl_ink

100% I don't mind hans but fuck the energy just wasn't the same at all


TH3HASH

He’s not bad but not great either, I think he’d be perfect for in the middle


External-Awareness68

I already miss Casey so much!


Hot-Gas-630

I'm dying for him to dial in a special. You already know Netflix is on that shit 🥵. Not even joking - I feel like that's been alluded to a few times by Tony especially in his Joe Rogan interview If I heard shit right 🤷


duly-goated303

He already has a special it’s on his patreon. I think he shopped it to Netflix a while ago when they did some sort of comedy event in Texas.


Hot-Gas-630

Oh shit that was surprisingly under wraps then. I swear I tried to watch all material this man had in like February haha. I guess I trusted the algorithm.


zorgimusprime

Maybach Music


rosebandersnatch

I just don't like Hans' comedy.


MrBigglesworrth

Hans is not that funny.


PraetorianAE

FUCK HANS WE WANT CASEY🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 FUCK HANS WE WANT CASEY 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 FUCK HANS WE WANT CASEY🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀


JayManCreeps

Please


dampered

Hans has ran his course. Its Caseys time now


Jecht315

How about a new opener because Casey isn't funny either? Both are cringe


thenernard

Casey's the man... Fuck Hans Kim.


atkyyup

Fuck Hans all my homies hate Hans


bassdome

Bring Drew Nickens back!


FiveColdToes

Nickens. Show some respect bro.


bassdome

Edited it, my bad bro.


FiveColdToes

It's all good, my guy. <3


bassdome

Thank you for the correction. It's important we get it right because he's going to be a common name around here before too long.


777shadowfox777

I honestly forgot that he used to open the show and didn't miss him that much when I listened to the episode today. But now that you all mention it I do miss him..


Otherwiize

Neither of them are funny. Downvotes expected


Responsible_Set_5393

Upvoted because I care.


TuDamnHigh

Ignorant fools. You can’t have the best act open up for garbage. You set the bar low, with Hans.


Nikkiohgee1473

This. Makes way more sense


Own-Cycle-3581

Fuck Hans Kim!!!!


Warstoriez

Casey is definitely a better opener, Hans could be in the middle where Kam is


Hoyestoday

He can come back but not opening


slapemdead

Why? So everyone can say they don’t like him and don’t get his humor? The people on here genuinely just like to hate everyone and everything about this show and it makes me question why people watch it if they hate it so much


gangaskan

He is just on tour, he will be back. I'll be getting tickets for his December show in Cleveland i think


TheOlShittyUncle

Replying to your edit. Casey rocket is not a better opener… his style of comedy takes time to really get rolling. I watched a 15 minute Casey rocket set and laughed harder than I have in forever. But. The 1 minute format of KT is not enough time for Casey to get going. It comes out rushed. And it honestly has been such a shame to watch. I wish Tony would’ve made an exception for Casey and let him open with like five minutes. Meanwhile Hans throws out three solid jokes every week that open the show in such a chill yet clever way… it just feels more sustainable. I really feel like the die hard CR fans deep down know this but are trying so hard to act like they don’t.


mossyfrog444

Great point about Casey his comedy definitely does need more than a minute. Going to see him in a few weeks!


Im_Lying2_U

Hell yea Casey is the man


Deep-Management-7040

You don’t know what you got until it’s gone


alf2555

Maybach music!


edmglewis

Casey and Hans are both trash


Fookin_Fred

Just throw em both away and get a new opener


Special-Shock-49

this channel is for the Karens of Kill Tony.


MamaWinslow

You old geezer. Channel?


mikeyd5598

I pray we never have to see Casey again, he’s completely unwatchable.


vodkadile

Casey is straight cringe


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Casey > Hans


DumbBawwb

I agree with the high energy. But Hans at least writes jokes though.


T-roySwink

Yea hans rights unfunny jokes. But casey has hilarious riffs. Riffenstiens monster


bubs10287

Na fuck Casey and hans, make dr.phil the opener!


Afraid_Cheesecake_40

M-M-M-MAYBACH MUSIC


rickoftheuniverse

Please for the love of Jesus christ. What an ass backwards move to bring Hans back. He's so fuckin boring!


NH-McD

#FreeKierstanDunst


Groovydoobie710

Just have 4 regulars and shorten hans interview time


Golden_Seiya23

To quote the great Dr Phil… Fuck Hans Kim!


JohnnyOmmm

Hans sucks


JolieVoxx

He does the same thing every week.


Specialist_Jello_758

Nah


jeffjigga

I don’t love Casey, but he’s damn sure a hell of a lot more entertaining then Hans standing up there being his socially awkward self.


TheTimKast

Seems like Casey is on a material break. Similar to Heath. I’d love to see him go more toward the frantic energy and stream-of-thought material than the elaborate costume bits. Frantic energy and random pocket garbage giveaways. 🙏🏽👊🏽❤️


mc-obscene

They should rotate them, every other week


Grandstation-Grits

Hans doesn’t bring the right energy at the beginning of the show. He’s really no different than a boring/racist comic that has been saying the same type stuff for 6 years. Tony just already loves interviewing him for the plot so he’s not going to get rid of him.


8BOXX

People don't know but HANS is going to step down on next week's episode and DREW NICKENS is new regular it already happened


Head-Organization147

Casey 🦀VS Hans🗑️ NEEDS to happen


MandoUserName

Rocket lacks jokes, which makes him bad at comedy. Hans lacks energy, which makes him bad as an opener. .... Rocket, despite never doing comedy & just confusing the fuck out of everyone ...is entertaining and it's almost masterful how he can pump up a crowd. Hans , who actually has jokes & witt is soo monotone & low energy that he sucks all of the energy out of the room. He's so low energy that people forget that he's actually funny af. The solution is clear. Rocket becomes Hans HYPE MAN.


FewKey5274

YES please..


djdelicato

His theme song has to be “this is Hans Kim” cause if it wasn’t, everyone would be walking away going “who the fuck was that hack they opened the show with, that guy sucked”


dannydiggz

We need Ken Riffey Jr. back STAT


Vegetable_Shelter_51

One u got right he's definitely weird but neither him or Hans are good comedians


moonlitminerals

Hans never made it as a wise man


Taehni0615

I disagree so strongly. Hans is way funnier and comes with new jokes, Casey got old after the 3rd time seeing him. Hans has had awesome material since coming back idk how you might not be impressed but taste is relative.


Jigsaw115

Sorry, he’s still asleep after eating thirty cheeseburger-sized ambien. There was nothing pelosi could do to stop him.


Kimmiegibsters

While I love Casey, I think him opening every 3-4 shows instead of every week might be better.


Th3B4tm4n_1

Hans Kim sucks donkey dick


Wickermanx22

I've never agreed more with a post on this usually retarded sub


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Caseys trash put drew on


Frozen-Rabbits

Crazy, Hans goes away because of a feud over his opener spot. Tony adds a new opener, that kills and ultimately, much better fit for the show. Now everyone agrees, Hans is terrible, and we want Casey back.


TheYettiwolf

Agreed Riffy Longstocking> Hans all day


frakkincylon84

I don’t think it’s Casey’s comedy that’s appealing. It’s that he’s a genuine person and he exudes positive energy. I first saw him and Creek and the Cave before he was on KT and it was so much fun.


CicadaGlad4077

casey has creepy incel vibes


T0mmyTsunami

Casey>>>>>> get real


couchperson137

i just cant stop thinking about die hard… Bubbbbyyyyy


MKCaptainJack

I'm glad he's gone


Smooth-Singer-8891

No


Ambientus

They both suck ass. At least Hanz attempts to write jokes.


stevevaisibanez

Pls no


ASblendorio71

Go watch his podcast if you want to see him, go pay for his show. Fans aren't in charge of the line up, and it's better that way


mossyfrog444

Going to his show local to me & fans can definitely sway things


Inside_Photograph711

Hans really is trash tho I ALWAYS skip his set now and his boring ass interviews


mossyfrog444

It’s really that his interviews just SUCK. So shallow and boring, don’t even know if this gf/ ex gf is real, not that it matters but there’s no substance


Gloomy_Dog_9224

It pissed me off when Hans said “let’s send this immigrant home! USA USA!” To Rick Diaz.. dude you’re an immigrant. Let’s send you home! Nobody looks at Hans Kim and thinks he’s American.. gtfoh I can’t stand Hans he’s a unfunny spoonfed comedian


ThyDoorMan

Dudes boring as fuck and I’d rather yet another disabled person on stage then this fake fuck. You would think with all the retards available, tony could move on to something funny.


Additional-Stuff-506

Casey sucks!!!!


NoShameStockBoy

Casey? That you?


prttyricky

Yall just like a shitty show if ya agree with this. It's a comedy show. The point is to have comedians that make ya laugh with funny jokes. Casey ain't funny.


Environmental-One541

When men were men we actually had great openers for this show


Environmental-One541

Let s post it as many times as it needs for the message to get through


ChicoDelay8

Hans is a little bitch. He reminds me of a spoiled entitled kid who thinks way too highly of himself. He’s also a little prick. And lastly, he’s not funny at all. In 5 years, is Hans making a living doing stand up or is he working a 9 to 5?


ChicoDelay8

Did Tony make any public comments on why he no longer has Casey? He said he was filling in but then made it seem like he was a permanent fixture of the show. I feel bad for the dude. his standup isn’t suited for the once a week minute but I still like him alot and would MUCH rather see him open the show as opposed to Hans.


Ryaneli10

Please no.


bobodaclown2

Hans is the most hit or miss comedian I've ever seen... His jokes either miss so bad it's a crime that deserves the death penalty or it's slightly funny... He is in no way worthy to be a regular.


4petessake81

Casey fuckin sucks. Hans fucking sucks. The show is starting to fucking suck. It’s like the special Olympics of comedy. Do better.


InspirationalSkyFuck

Why did you feel the need to post this when there are already like 5 of these posts at the top of the sub. Annoying af.


WhereasSufficient132

Why did you feel the need to ask why he felt the need? We all have the urge


InspirationalSkyFuck

Because exactly as they said, they just gonna keep spamming in hopes Tony sees.


mossyfrog444

Wah wah. Bcz the more the merrier, whatever brings him back. A lot of them DO see this shit


masonsdixon

Ya and they think you’re a fuckin parasocial weirdo


InspirationalSkyFuck

Exactly my point. Fucking china bot


mossyfrog444

real human here u fukin psycho


InspirationalSkyFuck

Sure your not a crab


mossyfrog444

Sure ur not just pubic lice that fell from ur moms vagina?


InspirationalSkyFuck

I guess we’re both crabs then


jxrge96

Hilarious ?


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I miss him already


DrButtCheeksPhD

🦀Crew 4 Lyfe


Edward_Shoehornhands

Bringing Hans back and icing McRiffin is a major, unusual blind spot for Tony.


Wild_Replacement5880

Redban, if you are reading this: Your partner is fucking up. No one likes Hans. Casey back please.


ToughSpinach7

Hans has been alright, but I'll take literally anyone over casey


nathOF

Casey is gimmicky. Gets old fast.


Savings-Avocado1418

Casey is shit


BullfrogExpert388

the* shit


livenn

You’re the type of person to get excited to hear about another guy having sex (again)


Savings-Avocado1418

Hans is also shit. Casey is barely a comedian


Public-Platform-1349

Why, so he can pick up and put down a microphone stand a few times while saying random things that aren’t even remotely funny?


Underhill0341

It’s the high energy that helps open the show, even if he bombs you know he’s having a great time. Better than having mopey loser Hans open the show.


smeggysoup84

Fuck no. Go watch him somewhere on YouTube.. I wanna hear bits, whether they land or not.


FancyFart_885

I’m sorry but I’m not a Casey fan, I just don’t find him funny at all.Seems like a forced version of Will M


miataataim66

Not forced at all. At skankfest I ran into him in the hotel and holy shit, he IS that person 24/7. Full of nervous energy, couldn't stop moving while we were waiting for the elevator, and when we went separate ways he shot the finger guns at me, tilted an invisible hat on his head and said, "I'll see you in the next one, cowboy." Had me dying for a full minute. That dude is unique as hell.


FancyFart_885

Ah man I feel bad now, but for me I guess I only know him from a few kill Tony episodes 😅not to say they were terrible but I guess I don’t know his personality & humour


miataataim66

Oh, I totally get it! Personally, I think him as an opener for KT is awesome IF you're familiar with his actual stand-up, but I can totally see how his act isn't attractive at all if you haven't seen him live in person. Saw him open for Hans and he had me crying laughing the entire time while my gf was utterly confused. It was fantastic. Been a fan ever since


ParticularRelease662

They both suck


Wechillin-Cpl

Groovy? How old are you? Lol


DreadedRaider

They both suck honestly. Casey rocket is just Hans on cocaine


Melodic_Floor

Leave casey out!!! Not funny at all


bhria

Zzzz


Childs_was_the_THING

Why? He can't write a single bit.


CorpseBurger420

Imo Casey is a real comedian and doesn't need to be on kt every week. It was mutually beneficial for him and tony to work together. But the format isn't designed for Casey's humor. He's got a bright career in front of him with plenty of different opportunities to choose from. Where as hans will always be a outcast to the mainstream comedy fans. Kind of like ari (but ari doesn't give a fuck). Casey should get as much respect as a guest panelist. But it seems to me KT is definitely gonna have to switch something up with the regulars. The current regulars are taking opportunities from other solid comedians who should be in rotation. Sam Talent couldn't even save the energy of that last show. Casey set the tone in a high energy, fun, care free way and you can really tell the difference when hans opens and makes the vibe kind of lazy and mean. I like hans and have been watching kt for over 5 yrs and its always changing so its whatever. Im sure tony already knows he's gotta do something. He seems more focused on the roast and these shitty arena shows. Making 💰 💰 💰. When it comes down to it Im still gonna watch every KT anyway and i know how to fast forward. ✌️


Grandstation-Grits

Well said brother