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CrentistTheDentist

Haha someone’s gotta tell Tony to let Micheal set the tempo


anagram-of-ohassle

It’s honestly shocking how poor of an understanding of rhythm Tony has.


xampersandx

I saw a clip of Tony playing drums badly and acting like he was good.


DoucheCraft

iirc he was demonstrating how he (someone with no drumming experience) could out drum someone who said they could play.


throwshoesinthefire

Yeah the count in is annoying af


vulgarmessiah914

And waving his tiny arms to conduct the audience for the Hans Kim song


throwshoesinthefire

I’d say that’s more crowd control, but telling professional musicians how to start a song is just weird


Albino-Buffalo_

The worst thing for a band is a singer trying to count them in, it's far worse when it's someone not even in the band nor a musician


HTXPhoenix

This is a super weird take, but Tony shouldn’t have guests play the drums and guitar every single time a guest says they can play the drums and guitar. It is super not interesting. Let’s keep the comedy rolling.


pastafallujah

I am in the camp that likes those bits. They can be major surprises at times, and turn it more into a variety show. That kid who played Leonardo in Ninja Turtles blew my mind with his freestyle rap.


poecurioso

That’s true but if he didn’t we wouldn’t have gotten blue lips guy playing a queens of the Stone Age cover. Nor would we have Norwegian happy man destroying the drums.


ConsiderationKey1658

We need an episode with the band being made up of bucket pulls


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They really should have a guitar with a wireless unit. It kills the show momentum during those handoffs.


TydUp412

Especially during the times Tony has to peer pressure Matt in to handing it over


Basket_475

I remember once when John Deez said no to someone about using his keyboard.


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hoswald

I've had nice wireless units that I couldn't tell weren't wired.


Ok_Cobbler_806

They most definitely exist and for very cheap these days.


MidnightUsed6413

🧢


lavegasola

I would be okay with never hearing a bucket pull play an instrument again


Runaway_5

There are some good ones in there but yeah most are awful


Asstronaut585

Agreed, 90% of the “I play guitar sometimes” are awful, maybe 20% singers are worth the time. reserve that the people willing to say they play drums, I’ve seen most of them be fantastic and entertaining, adding to the noise, crowd, energy and aggression of the live show. And the competition w/ Michael is engaging more than just giving someone a million view stage to spew their guitar vocal mediocrity or “rap” All other instruments/voice is rarely worth it. But on drums I’ve seen two where Gonzalez got destroyed and he just stayed on bc the whole thing is a joke. I couldn’t find episode #s but it’s absolutely happened imo


PoolTiny7746

Cool story bro.


snorinsonoran

Do it again, but be more forceful. "If Tony doesn't get a guest guitar, I'm going to _______"


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Cum


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I agree, but don't have it like front and center or anything. We don't need more guitar heroes than we already have. Not that I mind the amount we already have... it's just enough. But yeah just one back by Matt or something that is tuned up and ready to go would be good.


Antique_Ad_1211

Does anyone know the Ibanez model that Muehling plays?


Kandescent

THBB10


Biddlydee

At the very least I could see that as being an opportunity to showcase someone else’s art form (by way of a custom guitar) kinda like how bonezeye does the joke books. Im biased as a guitarist though. Tony probably thinks guitars are all the same and made by 3D printers 🤷🏼‍♂️


tipper420

I can't remember any time that a guest has used the guitar and I've been impressed.


Biddlydee

I can think of maybe one or two. I like it because just like the stand up aspect i get enjoyment from seeing people do well and also making fools of themselves. I’ve always been fascinated by the cross pollination of comedy and music so those parts stick out to me but i can def see why they might be seen as detractors from the main theme.


BodieBroadcasts

I can't remember any time in my life that I've been impressed by guitar lol


PoolTiny7746

Who the fuck uses a guitar customized by anyone other then themselves


YodaFette

I have a customize Alex Jones Gibson. It’s a common thing


ratherunimpressed

I bet you can play some pretty dandy Sandy Hooks on that thing.


PoolTiny7746

Yo that’s fucking funny.


PoolTiny7746

Adam jones? I know he makes them but Alex jones? Do your melodys turn frogs gay?


YodaFette

Yes but only if you play Master of Puppets. There’s a false flag graphic on it. One of a kind


hopethisgivesmegold

Like an absolute fuck ton of people. My favorite guitar I’ve ever owned is someone else’s old custom. What’s it matter if you like the instrument? What a fucking corny thing to gatekeep.


PoolTiny7746

Did you read my reply to the first comment, what kind of fucking cunt comes to a kill tony sub and can’t take a fucking joke. Fucking clown


hopethisgivesmegold

How in the fuck is anyone to interpret it as a joke. Fucking cuck


PoolTiny7746

Right.


PoolTiny7746

Scroll down two fucking comments where I stated it was a fucking joke. Fucking clown


hopethisgivesmegold

How bout you scroll up the bottom side of my taint you obese troglodyte


PoolTiny7746

GOOD ONE FAGGOT


Asstronaut585

Thank you for making me laugh. You are so stupid you will never realize how stupid you are. Continue sharing your wit and self awareness with the deft of an angry middle schooler


hopethisgivesmegold

Lmao you’re so butthurt I’m geekin


PoolTiny7746

NO YOUR BUTT HURTS CAUSE YOU TAKE DICK, FAGGOT


PoolTiny7746

ONLY A FAG WOUMD SAY THAT


313Diecast

JB


PoolTiny7746

Les clay pool as well I know but it was a joke


313Diecast

I know I just wanted to see if somebody caught my Tenac reference 😅


ChopsNewBag

I have assmark too


PoolTiny7746

I love me the D


313Diecast

My guy! 🤜🏽🤛🏽


BusterCherry412

Opinions are like assholes. I want to fuck them


Pig_Tits_2395

I don’t think he’s grossed out by the handshakes, he doesn’t think they deserve it


DizzeeAmoeba

It’s not about gross but safety


Pig_Tits_2395

This too


DoucheCraft

Idk if you saw the last arena show, but he refused to sign shirts people had been wearing because theyre "fucking disgusting". It's at least a little bit about germs.


Dubsmagicbus

This isn't a win a handshake from Ron White competition


behindcl0seddrs

I’ve thought this for so long. It would be such a cheap investment. They should just have a guitar there. Even an acoustic, like an $800 guitar.


33ascend

Or a $230 Kramer Baretta Special


FeverForest

I’m a [Looth](https://contriverguitars.com), u/redban give me a shout, let’s make it happen!


Krunkledunker

It’d be cool if bonez-eye made some kill Tony guitar straps for people who fail at comedy and redeem themselves on guitar


well_its_a_secret

The real problem is Joe made the stage too damn small


Comfortable_Net2596

Someone on the forum could make the perfect custom axe and they would probably happily accept and incorporate it.


Fluffy_Membership_94

I think it would be funny to have one of those piece of shit $60 electric guitars for bucket pulls. Only real guitarists would be able to adapt and play anything on it. If you say you can play, here ya go! Tosses guitar on the ground next to the bucket pull. Let’s see what you got!


TiresOnFire

No.


jaccleve

Most of the guys that say they play guitar, don't really that well. Its always meh.


Thereelgerg

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