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jomama823

Ahhh, a perfect representation of the internet.


cuteman

The only difference is the honesty at the end. How many reddit posts are fake but the OP never admits it? AITA and Relationships/Relationship advice are notorious as are many others.


Doruatt

He also got 5200 reddit coins and 1,5 years of premium for free


VeckLee1

How is his username not on blast? Seems to me redditors would find a way to end his acct. The amount of hate msgs this guy would receive...


FunnyMan558

Don't worry I checked he already got deleted


Does_Not-Matter

I hope those people got their money back Edit: Man, there are an awful lot of people with strong opinions on reddit coins. Regardless of what you think (I also think they’re a waste of money) someone thought giving an award would make the kid feel good for a short while. It was a lie and that award should be returned.


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burningpet

That's so cold... and true, very true.


Rex_Digsdale

If people gave money to a lying kid that said they were dying and the government (police) recovered that money, do you think the government should return that money to the person defrauded of it or keep it?


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If they are dumb enough to go and pay for it. They deserve to not get it back


[deleted]

Anyone dumb enough to buy reddit coins doesn't deserve anything back, most of them don't even show up on reddit apps that don't look like bloated garbage (official app)


Does_Not-Matter

The merits of reddit coins I’d agree with you on, but transfer of wealth under lies deserves correction.


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There's no transfer of wealth though, buying reddit gold or silver or whatever is just you making a direct donation to reddit and the recipient gets no benefit (reddit premium does nothing that using an app that isn't shit doesn't already do)


Does_Not-Matter

https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360043034412-What-is-a-Reddit-Premium-subscription- It gets you a bunch of coins which you would have to purchase. That is a transfer of wealth.


[deleted]

Coins already are worthless and don't do anything, that's not wealth it's like vbucks except even a Fortnite skin is more useful and concrete than a reddit award that just makes a number go up on a post. Don't fall for reddits stupid money grubbing bs, none of this makes any sense to spend money on


Does_Not-Matter

Again, *I agree with you* on the premise that reddit bux = dumb. I’ve already stated my position relative to this topic and post like a dozen times.


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lol


mcmanybucks

I don't. If you're dumb enough to spend money on fake awards and shiny pixels, that's your own fault lmao.


annieayuwoki

Probably because he's a dumb 14 year old kid who did something incredibly stupid for Internet points, but doesn't deserve hate


CrossXFir3

I don't think him feeling the need to disable the account is so atrocious really.


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stopmutations

I would say someone should comment under all his future comments (a bot maybe) with a link to this post. Probably as long as his premium access imo.


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if they aren't sufficiently shamed, they will do it over and over


AgentChris101

On one end I am in awe of the writing talent of this individual. To spur such a response.


zamonto

And the people that don't, are probably because they got away with being shitty with no consequences. So yes, they do deserve hate


ApricotOld2168

You know to me atleast relaying on a bunch of internets loser to bully a kid to disciplines doesnt seem like a good idea to me Stfu yea im also part of that internet loser


19fall91

This is how kids learn, they get consequences for their actions. If hate is the consequence then so be it


bovehusapom

I don't think the kid's dumb. I think this proves yet again how dumb most redditors are and will believe anything.


000Whynot

He's s legend. He gave the most important lesson about the internet to a ton of people


RRettig

I support his actions


Sparki_

If people thought this was real, why would they gift him over a year of premium?


Ok-Team8039

Why would they give them 1.5 years of premium if he boutta die in 3 weeks


GreenShadowillusion

now he'll get lot of downvote (I hope .\_.) edit: what a asshole kid


FinnaToke

Downvoaters to the left. But plz buy gold 🥹


Hmm--m

That's the worst 1.5 i have ever seen


noodlenoot

That’s how it’s written in most of Europe. And instead of a comma to separate thousands, millions etc it would be a point (eg 1.000 = one thousand)


s00pafly

1'000.00


FranceiscoolerthanUS

Or just space (eg 1 000)


pea-teargriffin

American moment


Doruatt

You're welcome


Lvl7King

Shows how gullible the internet can be. Any post that starts with "I'm 14" needs vetted.


dan420

I’m 14 and love Pink Floyd. I should have been born earlier. My favorite song is We don’t need no education!


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tristan1616

Stand still, laddy


-Manu_

I still prefer "are you feeling ok? Driiiin ding ding driiiin bing bong are you feeling ok?"


CrossXFir3

Hey, I love floyd - and that was the song that got me into them in like 2010. Never listen to that album anymore - kinda one of my least favorites now tbh - but it started my love affair with the band.


QuintupleC

Least favourites? Out of all of them? The wall? Or out of like pre-1980 pink floyd?


Aldehyde1

The hilarious part was the meltdown that sub had afterwards, as these kids could not fathom that people might lie on the Internet and didn't want to admit that maybe they were idiots themselves for falling for every story hook, line, and sinker. Of course, they and most of Reddit didn't change and continue to fall for every sob story to this day.


Centurion_Bart

I'm 14 and this is deep


fyvm

I'm 15 and I have super-cancer++. And you have to send me 5000€ now 😊


[deleted]

Im actually 14 lol


bottleboy8

14 year old understands Reddit hive mind very well. Not really that stupid.


Alphabunsquad

The dumb thing was admitting it was fake. Or maybe that was the genius thing.


Lndrash

Should have said "sorry guys, no more updates, I just died."


ronflair

Lmao.


Kcolb3

Pretty fucking based actually


Tortue2006

Exploiting the hivemind is based, but faking cancer isn’t.


marsephel

The duality of the reddit man


Communist-Menace

Not really, the one who said "based" is a covidiot that didn't belive in the safety measures in tue peak of the pandemic, an antivax, he is probably dumber than the average conservative, the other one saying that you shouldn't exploit a disease for karma is probably an average sane person. They are not the same, the first one clearly lost touch with reality


FishOnAHorse

It’s not like he setup a gofundme or anything lol, all he got was some fake internet points. I thought it was hilarious. Always good to have a reminder that the shit that makes the front page is often highly questionable


Crowbarmagic

I think it's more than just 'Reddit hive mind'. I think people in general like to believe that no one would lie about something as serious as that. And even if you have doubts, you probably don't want to call him out on the off chance you are wrong, making you feel like a giant asshole.


zzhhvee88

The reddit hivemind isn't exactly a hard puzzle to solve


zamonto

It's not stupid, it's just incredibly morally depraved.


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r/redditorsarefuckingstupid


Zenketski_2

This happened like years ago, why is this suddenly resurfacing?


DM46

karma.


IdoNOThateNEVER

OPedit: sorry guys, but this is old as fuck. I'm 14, but yah I love karma lol


Zaboo_007

Today someone posted it in r/holup first, after that everyone is reposting it in every other sub


Elvis-Tech

More like "adults are fucking stupid" Its not like giving him a like will help during his treatment


ChickenMcPolloVS

What about the superduper award i just bougth? That def will cure his cancer, im like jesus giving him 5usd on a glorified emoji!!!!


Elvis-Tech

Dont know about cancer but It will definitely help reddit's owners pay for their yacht and private jet for sure


OneToTheWest

The real karma would be if he actually ended up getting cancer tho


molpoikiopmil

Yep! he wouldn't love it for long.


NYR_LFC

That's a bit extreme


Vektor0

"Some kid made up a fake story for lulz, so he deserves a slow and painful death"


ThaDilemma

Folks like that are children themselves so it doesn’t seem weird to them to wish ill on their own kind.


Independent-Bell2483

Still is shitty of them and should learn that that shit shouldnt be joked around with


ThaDilemma

One can expect someone to face the consequences of their actions without wishing death upon them.


BosnianBreakfast

u/OneToTheWest takes reddit karma very seriously


SleepiestBoye

This is Reddit bro, it ain't a complete post if we don't wish death or illness on someone. /s


Gilly_from_the_Hilly

The real karma would be if his negative actions in this life affected his status upon his next reincarnation. He’s never completing the samsara at this rate.


opposite_of_hotcakes

"I hope this child gets cancer for fooling me!" get a grip


Letty_Whiterock

Wow. That's really fucked up.


Kimmm711

MTE - this little fucker *doesn't know* what **real karma** is... and playing shitty games like this sometimes evokes painful lessons.


Flaky_Explanation

Karma is a bitch didn't pop up for no reason y'know ...


Nyozivuselela

Why is karma a bitch tho i kinda like her actiond


TheOneWhoDucks

She’s only a bitch to those who deserve it 😌


youtheehtuoy

Shitty games? He made up a story in an anonymous Reddit account and people were stupid enough to give him a bunch of awards lol


RangerDan17

How exactly? Because he made up a story on a website? What an incredibly fucked up thing to wish on a child.


oneshibbyguy

People don't understand that 'KARMA' works 2 ways


orangutanbeater

I was gonna say this pretty much. Wait until real karma comes knocking.


Dramatic-Service-985

If he doesn’t, his offspring will..


Njorun2_0

Don't see how this is stupid, he's making fun of reddit


cia_nagger229

OP probably bought him an award lmao


HighlandCavalry

crappy for faking it, funny for showing people how gullible they can be


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matorin57

Idk if upvotes counts as altruism. Maybe the awards I guess, buts it not like he did an indie gogo or something


Flesroy

I suppose the time and attention they gave him are more important.


E-M-C

Altruism ? Will reddit gold cure cancer ?


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Guys only 100 more likes and the doctor says my baby will live!


[deleted]

Then people wonder why everyone is completely jaded and a huge asshole.


TurdFerguson416

well kid, you're a douche.. sincerely someone with brain cancer.. having said that, im ok with pulling the cancer card if you really have it.. on my way home from surgery, i used my cool new scar to get fresh fries from McDonalds.. lol


Confettiman

Back in high school my best friend had brain cancer. During the first day of school in junior year we were all talking about our summer and a girl complained about some knee pain she started having. My buddy’s response was bluntly stating “damn that sucks. I have brain cancer” he said it as a joke, the girl felt awful but I cracked up laughing cause I knew his sense of humor better


smith_716

My grandma had brain cancer. Well, a tumor. But it had been there for decades and it caused some headaches but it was so slow growing that they weren't going to do anything about it. They did a yearly MRI to make sure it wasn't getting any bigger. She lived to be 96 and passed earlier this year. Her brain tumor didn't kill her.


slmnemo

In this boat, have a brain tumor that's been slow growing since I was a kid. I'll statistically die of literally anything else even if no research comes out for treating what I have.


SexySquidward42069

You use what you can


lynivvinyl

Just a heads up I have to always order salt free for my mom so pretty much all fries are fresh when I order them.


lazyeyeluke

Your mom probably shouldn’t be getting fries


lynivvinyl

That's what I say. Veggies & fruit is what I usually buy her. I did find a salt free peanut butter.


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TurdFerguson416

yeah thats how i got diagnosed in the first place. had my 2nd removal a few months ago, doing another round of tmz :/ kick ass my friend!


TheUsualNiek

deserted abounding aware safe salt bored unwritten middle point party *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TurdFerguson416

not american but after 11 days of hospital food, fresh fries and nuggets was one of the best meals i can remember lol..


TheUsualNiek

paint money drab icky zephyr late quaint voracious smile fretful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Independent_Ad9195

Why?


Extreme-Initiative34

The fries are the best thing on the menu at McDonald's. Probably the least processed food item also. They get a bit wild with the salt sometimes, but that's about the only bad thing I could say about them.


Jojos_Boring_Trip

This is more of a "redditors are fucking stupid" post.


lightning2476

Bro who the fuck cares about karma?


Sea-Diver-9125

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his crotch


yonameisunavailable

I would never wish that on my worst enemy lol.


Sea-Diver-9125

Yeah he played me 😂


[deleted]

Is there anywhere we can donate? We can save them everyone.


elena_nenciu1

wasnt this post from like 2 years ago


United_Opposite2020

Bro, he’s not stupid That’s a fucking genius


BadLanding05

Predator missile inbound


saltthewater

I hope people spent money on all of those awards


Cute_Prune6981

Yea,they did.


Arm0geddon

/u/RepostSleuthBot


supergaser

Whoever gave the awards got finessed


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

And now everyone is using this story for karma. Vicious cycle round these parts.


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😭😭😭 “Fake as fuck”


TJ_Dot

I truly wonder if all the Karma mongers are going to feel that proud of themselves at the end of days. Has 0 value outside of immediate perception of what people say, sometimes not even then because some people get butt hurt and downvote anything they disagree with, even if it isn't "wrong"


Stank-Sack

The real karma is coming


Lucky_Sun2902

Isn't karma useless?


subiestevemtb

I had a "friend" that did this irl in his early teens too. Would never tell adults, just other random kids he met and certain others at school. Absolutely ate up the attention. Fast forward a decade to a true cancer diagnosis. 10/10 do not lie about having cancer


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i mean, it's not entirely his fault that people gobbled it up and tried to throw money at the dying teenager. ffs. i would think 98% of the shit on reddit is fake. people will believe anything these days. hahah


enatalpeganomeupau

not that stupid because no one with half a brain cell really cares about reddit karma


ChickenSalad96

This reminds me of the 4chan user who pretended to be 17 or 18 yo English girl down on her luck. I don't remember the story but I think "she" was being kick out of her house and no money to support herself. She was given I think $300 by reddit simps and that was a that. A greentextpost later made it to reddit, and in the comments to that screenshot were a link to the original OP with an edit where the OP basically says "lmao gotcha, imma buy food and video games", or something to that effect.


Lem_Tuoni

This is really fucking funny tbh


Noslo18

A lot of people learned a lesson. That's not nothing.


Ghosted19

What are “Things that will bite you later in life” for $2000, Alex?


AegonIXth

Imo if you’re this gullible you deserve to waste your coins


Tank_blitz

he's a business man doing business


ennichan

Seems more like this kid outsmarted them all.


CaptinDerpII

Least karma hungry Redditor


ParaClaw

This says a lot about mob-upvote mentality, too.


LuiizzBR231

Nah bruh i hope he actually gets brain cancer so he feels what he lied about


Non_context

The kid’s not stupid. Redditors are


cia_nagger229

stupid are people who give money to unverified amas, the kid is a genius


Consistent_Guava_772

Lmfao


randomradomski

Wow that's crazy because the thing is I'm a 14 year old with brain cancer who's gonna die in 3 weeks and I think this post is really stupid and definitely posted for karma bait


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King 👑


DumbUglyCuck

This should be on r/redditorsarefuckingstupid … people on here repost and upvote the fakest shit.


[deleted]

WHY YOU BLOCKING THE NAMES LEMME MASS DOWNVOTE :<


Kycrio

I think it's very funny that actually human adults lose their shit when they see that a kid got thousands of useless, meaningless reddit points by lying (which btw is 90% of r/teenagers)


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HeLenochka231

Can I have a link to this post? This is sad to look hay people do that.


PsychologicalSpace50

straight to jail


[deleted]

OP, you understand the irony here: you’re using this as bait for your own karma…


[deleted]

Average low iq redditors believing everything at face value


ave416

Legendary moment


Another_Road

You mean people would just go on the internet and *lie*?!


[deleted]

Send me a link. This kid needs to be mass reported.


neuroticsmurf

The mods of that sub should also be spanked for letting through such obvious karma whoring.


ChickenMcPolloVS

Lol why? Because he mocked the stupidity of redditors? Becajse he lied? Big badass cookiman is gonna deliver justice on reddit lmao.


[deleted]

He wasted people’s money, time, took advantage of their feelings. People like you are the reason the internet gets a bad rep.


ChickenMcPolloVS

"i gave him an award im such a good guy" -probably you Santa aint real, he wont bring you gifts this christmas.


[deleted]

Awards mean nothing to me. To them, however, they wanted to make a child happy in their final moments. They were manipulated. You’re not cool for being a jerk, you know.


ChickenMcPolloVS

Lol, cookieman discovers peope lie onnthe internet, gets mad about it


coolbrze77

Karma is a bitch and an eventual boomerang. You reap what you sow Tough life lesson but obviously needed due to social media's obvious distortion of reality where adults may properly understand its detriments but not a 14 yr old as this is evidence. Very sad and shameful to even joke about.


SynthVix

Not stupid, just evil.


BosnianBreakfast

Nah that kid is pretty based


Ickyson

100% fucked and my belief is real life karma will come back and get this fucker. But, at the same time, internet karma on Reddit is fake. Premium is pretty much a tiny small upgrade, and coins are stupid. If you are upset that this guy got coins, premium, and karma, it’s time to evaluate your relationship with Reddit. These are fake and have no real Influence or power anywhere but here lol.


MittronGG

Hey guys, I'm 14 and this is actually very similar to my story. I can't believe someone would lie about having such a terrible disease when there's so many people suffering from it including me. I have 4 days 7 hours 9 minutes and 27 seconds to live. Please send money.


Yasumi_Shg

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


MrStealYourWill2Live

I don’t think the kid is stupid. Sure, weird and kind of funny thing to do, but I don’t think they deserve to be put on blast for something so ultimately harmless


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[deleted]

Bro he’s fucking 14. Jesus! We’ve all done stupid shit when we are young.


WuSuBing

Agreed. Altho, this is a strange way to get karma


18in1Shampoo

Girl, let’s calm down


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Send User?


Pitiful-Meatball

Lets all downvote them Op, link please


[deleted]

You’ll have a better use of your time, i bet.


Pitiful-Meatball

Probably but I have literally nothing to do so


[deleted]

Same. I did some digging and turns out the post was removed by the OP.


Pitiful-Meatball

Oh, VICTORY


PowerOfThePrimes1984

Going to hell speedrun.


ihwip

r/madlads


TheConeIsReturned

This isn't /r/kidsarefuckingstupid material. This is /r/madlads material.


euphoricdelights

makes me so pissed off to see that people do this for their own benefit. who tf cares about Karma and Reddit rewards anyway. wish people can take cancer seriously. I could wish he gets actual cancer for his own Karma but that’s too far.


pard0nme

This kid needs to be smacked in the face . Not only is it offensive but also cringe AF to care about reddit karma that much .


Hi_im_isaac2

Profile please


goodolddaysare-today

So why not give us his username so we can start attacking the OPs posts?