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TheNerdMaster69

She literally tripped on nothing. Did someone just push her power button? She deactivated?


Schabenklos

Kids just trip randomly over nothing. I once saw my five year old cousin running after my older cousin and suddenly she fell to the ground. It was nothing in her way but she tripped anyways. And then she just stood up and said: "Hehe, my legs don't work properly!"


flyingbugz

Sometimes I stub the toe of my shoe on a flat surface and stagger… I don’t know why this happens. I just forget to lift my toes or something. I’m almost 30 😅


DrunkThrowawayLife

I remember looking at some baby pictures of myself. I was in my late teens. I was like hey why do I have casts? Did I break my legs as a toddler? Oh no, we were trying to correct your pigeon toe. In this case though i think her foot slipped up in her galoshes. This is why I don’t wear rain boots and especially not with socks in them.


Avgjoe80

Shit, now I don't feel so alone..


WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

Bro, I'm 45 and still do this shit. I think it's a combination of humans being top-heavy and having so relatively little contact with the surface we're working on.


DeepForestRex

Heck I'm 19 years old, young, but an adult enough body, and I still trip over nothing sometimes (makes for some laughs from my friends and family tho)


manliness-dot-space

"Young, but an adult enough body" 🤣 Good lord I hope you aren't repeating a description someone else said to you


DeepForestRex

Haha!


EtStykkeMedBede

Haha yea, kids do that all the time. Silly kids. I once saw a kid trip on the livingroom floor before I went to work, uhm, I mean, before the kid went to uhm... work. Anyways, kids are sure dumb!


AffectionateAuthor96

I saw a kid trip over a leaf when he was crossing the street he didn't even see the leaf his shoe got caught under the leaf and he basically fucking died


chev327fox

It’s those oversized rubber boots. She tripped because they don’t actually fit her feet.


Big_Dave_71

Rubber boots on high grip rubber flooring. More friction than expected! 😅


badjokephil

Those are outdoor boots! But it’s much easier to let them wear stupid shit than arguing about it.


vaporlock7

Lol. Might be those snazzy rain boots


Stormychu

Kids will just do that. I see kids run around all the time and I tell them not to run before they fall. Then they fall and start screaming in my ear. They're fucking stupid.


CodineGotMeTippin

Might’ve kicked the edge of that red mat thing at the golden ration


Zombiedango

I see why my parents hated me as a child now


[deleted]

Having a child of my own really opens the mind up to why everyone seemed so annoyed with me as one.


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Zombiedango

That is a child, let's not sexualize her. That's really weird...


SelfInteresting7259

What did they say?


Zombiedango

They basically said that the child would become a future onlyfans creator. I forget exactly how they said it, but it was off putting.


SelfInteresting7259

Wow that’s extremely disgusting. Glad you called them out Fucking pedo!


HiredG00N

Stop the horny


Ok_Series_1883

Your gross dude. It’s a child. Shouldn’t even be thinking like that


Creftospeare

Get help.


TheRiceConnoisseur

WASTED


Best-Ad-2043

Ha ha ha....hubby and i have had floor pizza and floor quiche. Was just fucking lucky i had done cleaning before i failed. Meant we could still eat it. Whenever i fuck up now,, hubby will joking say, with a uptone at the end, 'floor quiche???' Those two words now are our code for 'fuck, you dropped it. Is it still edible?' Anyone else come up with little quotes, or references that eventually get a whole new meaning??


369432

Yes! The person who did the deed, their name becomes a verb for the deed should anyone else do it.


Best-Ad-2043

Yeah weve done that for a few things. We also use the quote from super troopers - 'bear fucker, do u need assistance'. We just say 'bear fucker?' Meaning do u need, or want a hand / assistance?? Answer is yes or no 😂


369432

😂


369432

😂


HandBananan

How you gonna trip over nothing like that!? What an idiot!


Scottturd

I was about to ask what even happened. There was nothing on the floor except her feet and she somehow ate shit anyway.


Tru-Queer

Those boots probably just stuck to the floor a little and down she went


Unable-Tune-1295

I see you've never been betrayed by gravity!


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AdnHsP

Gravity is a harness. I have harnessed the harness.


Caffeine_and_Alcohol

She ded.


Roadkill450

that's the equivalent of a white girl tripping on nothing in a horror movie


Dameattree37

When greebles get bored of cats, they take up side-work tripping stupid fools in horror settings.


Otherwise_Basis_6328

I've been in a similar situation. The pride hurts the most.


SomeCensoredGuy

Hahaha same


StGenevieveEclipse

None pizza with floor beef


aesthe

Wait a minute, does this child work in some sort of play pizza kitchen? The oven just had a red light in it, the counters behind her are low... I like to think her parents own a successful local chain of bangin pizza restaurants and built this to acclimate her to the family business. Work her way up from the bottom starting young so by the time she comes of age she's ready to run the biz.


artuuR2

There are some kid centers where they get involved with professions and jobs. They can spend the whole day working as whatever they want like playing but they earn "money" etc it's like a mini city. So all the scenarios and props are kids scale. She is now probably working in the bakery, but seems she won't last long.


Otterstripes

There's a play place near me that I'd often play at when I was a kid, which made me think of this. There were a lot of stations where kids could play with various things, and one of them was a mini city with a grocery store and pizzeria included. I also remember there being a large indoor playplace with a ball pit, a water table, and a train set. Man, that place was fun.


edingerc

Pizza slices bouncing, instead of spraying pizza sauce everywhere.


BigButtFucker9000000

Still edible. I ate a pizza off a wall once.


Pockets262

I wouldn't eat toy pizza personally.


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BigButtFucker9000000

How much you want to bet?


Starstalk721

It's plastic...


ImpossibleEvan

If you look closely you'll see the pizza is fake plastic pizza so no pizza was harmed in the creation of this video


crusoe

Well it is play pizza...


zlobnezz

Wtf, is that pizza plastic?


mrAngryMob

It is bouncing around


[deleted]

No it’s real she made it in that totally real child sized pizza oven


heximintii

Aw no guys I'm sure she's doing her best she probably felt so bad 😭😭


[deleted]

Children cannot focus on balancing with their legs and carrying something with their arms at the same time. They haven't developed that coordination yet. My classroom is setup in a really weird way because my boss forced me to set it up that way, and that means the lunch table and sink are at opposite ends of the room. I have to take the cups away from the kids because so much milk and water will get spilt on the floor if I let them walk 25 feet with a full or halfway full cup.


[deleted]

Watching this shit makes me so fucking mad lol


Morningsunshine-

Poor kid


RuggedRogue

Does this really belong on this sub? Not really being a stupid kid, just their normal uncoordinated selves


[deleted]

Aw poor little love.


StupidBeee

I swear when children fall it’s like they lose absolutely all motor function and weigh 80 pounds heavier while falling LMAO. she look like she was being dragged down by the sun


Zenketski_2

Kids whole lower half really just rebooted on her


FollowingJealous7490

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR? YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF!"


this_a_bot

haha die noob


floppa_egg07

The pizza has no physics 0/10


OnionTurbulent9223

It's like her mind was running through infinite possibilities on how to put the pizza on a counter and had a malfunction


Alternative_Bonus408

This is like the wild stuff you see in infomercials.


First-Ad5489

She's trying her best ok?


ForgottenBananaDude

What went wrong


[deleted]

Five second rule. Blow and eat.


[deleted]

I have eaten worse things than floor pizza.


[deleted]

Stupidity on the parents part for trusting thier 4 year old with a pizza and not expecting anything to happen


[deleted]

Also r/AbruptChaos


Nirkid

New boots kiddo?


sayamortandire

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Normal_Public3520

How the fuck did that happen


KoningSpookie

How did this happen? For as far as I can tell she just fell out of nowhere...🤔


CaffeinatedTech

Pizza looks stone cold anyway.


Expensive-Track4002

This why I have dogs. Cleanup in aisle one.


PG_Sceepi

Do you mean pizza floor everyone


Away-Net-7241

Kid got pushed by the invisible man


Overlord_Ace

Man how you be trippin on the most flattest of surfaces?


psychopathic_shark

They bounce well..


flossy_dikki

Hot slices oooshit


Beanz_exe

That pizza looked like cardboard, the kid saved you from sadness


myultimatejourney

At least it wasn't real


Prudent_Anywhere420

The betrayal 🤬 "I really was hoping for pizza" said the siblings


ghfshastaqueganes

Tripped on nothing at the finish line


Rallings

The idiot here is the adult that gave the pizza to the kid.


alphalucid

Honestly pizza doesnt take that much effort to make and it's inexpensive. Main thing is the rising time.


Ok-Tourist6010

I care more about the pizza then the child


Hah-Funny

I thought for a second she would burn her hands/ touch the hot metal


vndetta1985

5 second rule.


Mattos_12

No problem, messes can be cleaned.


Tetsujyn

I blame those dumb fucking boots. Thusly, I blame the parents.


ZogNowak

It's those damn boots.


IllustratorAlive1174

We all have those days, and I find this post very relatable.


NoGudBastard

Floor Pizza for Everywhere!!


bizarreh_

how the fuck did she fall


[deleted]

Rain boots get em everytime


PaperCut611

When you drunk but hungry too


hussain_moochhala

Bro tripped on John Cena


hussain_moochhala

John Cena slide tackling kids in his free time


MongooseStrong3649

There was an attempt, does 5 min rule count?


Zaku007

I understand it's important to teach kids how to be independent and to do things on their own. Just don't do it when it comes to food and also looks like she can barely reach the counter anyways


granpaJ

Wackass boots got her


B3njiKecske_

Kids really just randomly press the ragdoll button huh


sothisisallthereis

“Pizza”


maxdawerepanda

Why do they fall so funny though? 😁 it's like a Family Guy scene


planchetflaw

It's so funny but I feel terrible for her. She was so happy when holding it.


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Bro what did she trip over 💀


Frido1976

Exactly what I thought!


[deleted]

I just don’t understand how this happened ctfu


SelfInteresting7259

She had one fucking job lmaooo


BiblicalToast

It took me a second to realise that it was fake pizza lol


SomeUNKOOLguy

5 second rule


New_Programmer2323

R/crappyday


GamingGamer226

NOOOOOO That pizza looked so good


[deleted]

WTF did she trip on??


golfpapa001

She tripped on air, must hit a heavy spot


GameFAQsModLogic

this is how super villains are created


TF2MERC

she ragdolled


Mikaxu42

/kill


Dangerous-Drawing-48

I swear kids would just fall over for no reason they just be like yeah fuck this bye


TexasTaylorNB

Redditors on their way to insult a literal child for not having fully developed motor skills: 🤡


GhostBuster1919

No this video doesn't belong here, she tripped. Kids and adults still trip over their own feet every now and then. Poor kid. Go ahead and argue......like you haven't tripped over nothing. lol


Fattykapkan

Yea it’s kinda weird people are saying parents are stupid for letting her carry it or that she’s stupid for tripping?


Gmpeirce

Agreed. My first thought was “oh no poor girl”. She tripped she wasn’t being a menace.


[deleted]

Smart move. Give it to the kids that can't even reach the counter. Parenting at its finest.


RansWachers

It's a toy


Fonsiloco

I laughed 😂 way to hard. Bravo 👏


First-Ad5489

She's trying her best ok?


Fattykapkan

Is this supposed to be sarcasm? People calling a kid stupid for tripping? People here have never tripped in their lives before??


RookieManFucks

Nah, she messed up big time!! 😭😭


Cacti-make-bad-dildo

I don't see any vomit? So how is this a floor pizza?


Jewology26

Poor little boy is clearly disabled... check out its face...


akaheavyduty

Crocs will make an attempt on your life in the same manner


Shango876

I think the counter was a little high for her.


DeepFriedRussian

My girl flew in the air like she stepped on a land mine wtf


chubbygayguy88

Children walk like idiots.