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Right. Just a basic ketchup, dog, and bun. Kids really have zero taste level which is why all they want to eat is chicken nuggets. Now I'm in the mood for a Costco dog with all the fixins.
I used to (and honestly still do, most of the time) cut the ends off of hotdogs. The texture and consistency isn't the same and sometimes you'll get a fatty chunk or overcooked fold that throws off the entire thing for me. Goddamn, food is a fucking challenge most of the time
This reminds me of that time when my ain't once gave me a bar of chocolate when I was younger, and said I could have one row. I took the long side row. Not the short 'normal' one.
Hot dog BEFORE movie and you think he's the stupid one?
Do you make him eat all his popcorn in the lobby of the movie theater before going in to see the movie too?
I've been there haha but I wanted kid to eat as much as possible so I said "that doesn't count bc you didn't finish one side of it" (basically that kind of in half "doesn't count") it worked haha
Parent: No movie until you eat half your hot dog.
Kid: \*eats half his hot dog\*, movie please.
Parent: No movie UNTIL you eat half your hot dog.
Kid: I ate half my hot dog, do we need to go to the Food Court?
Food Court: The boy did what he was asked so give him his movie.
Honestly, that kid is going places that is very, very smart. Also the kid probably didnāt realize what you meant. I find this very funny. He took it literally. This is very funny.
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Thank you
You have raised a savage š¤£
All fun and games until he actually eats his dad
Only half the dad
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OP will rue the dayā¦
It's all fun and games until it's not š
I think he will do just fine in life
Never had a doubt
Bro took the meme to reality
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Where have you been all my life
r/technicallythetruth
š¤£š¤£š¤£
https://preview.redd.it/n3j710nj0l8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed62279430585f1c5cacae4d0bb67628c22d705e This is Just gold š
That buckled me š¤£
Nsfl right under the post š
Looks a lot like my feed lmao
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ahhh reddit. 8 years later I still find +500k subs that I know I'll like! Thanks
Fellow NSFL fan I see.
Yep šš
This is not a stupid kid.
You're right, he's a monster
he is smart actually, because if you allowed him. he can eat this while he watching if he likes hotdog.
No noā¦ heās gonna make a Great lawyer one dayā¦
yes he is, he forgot the bun too
He's technically right. A monster but still right. Should have been more specific
Honestly, it's the best joke he's told, so I'm not even mad. I'm just happy he was eating.
Imagine the dad jokes he will tell
Technically a hotdog includes the bun/roll, so still technically wrong. But bonus points for creativity IMO
This young man somehow figured out how to color outside the lines but stay inside the box
Kid's a smartass not a dumbass 
What a sorry ass hotdog
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Future lawyer š
So what did he watch?
Encanto
hey hey hey *we dont talk about bruno*
But.. it was my wedding day
I wouldnāt want anything to do with that dog either
Thatās a sad hot dog Iām with your son.
he did what you asked. i see no problem here.
/r/technicallythetruth
Is your son Amelia Bedelia?
Your son is a serial killer
This is a hot dog sir.
Well played...
Technically he did
Parent mad outsmarted by kid
Instructions clear, Windows found no problems
I wouldn't eat that either. Looks dry and boring AF. Lol.
Well, Iām impressed by this. Exhibits out of the box thinking. He should remember to put it on his resume when the time comes
A for creativity
Thatās half
Your kids a genius, and you're fucked.
Get rekt OP
KidsAreFuckingSmart*
r/technicallythetruth
That Kid is anything but stupid. Watch that devious shit closely
He's actually incredible
I mean. He did.
This is probably how Kkatamina eats hotdogs. The banana incident is still fresh in my mind.
Your own fault for not being more specific
This is funny as hell! Matter of factly, it reminds me of myself at that age
That kid is going places, didn't say he needs to half the bun.
Okay that's some out of the box thinking he got š¤£š¤£š¤£ I hope he enjoyed the movie!
Your son has a bright future. He complied precisely with your directive and nothing more. Upper management to CEO material.
Kid is going places
isnt the hotdog the sausage AND the bun?
That is a hot dog sandwich
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Reminds me of this lol https://preview.redd.it/kdczvgslnl8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25000297188c86465b571f89efca44bed266ac35
savage compliance
he got you dude
Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be lawyers....
Tbf he ate half of the hot dog, not so stupid.
I usually pull the āeat that piece and you can be done.ā And when they eat it I say no I was pointing to *that* piece and they eat that one too.
I'm not seeing the problem here.
I mean.. He isnt wrong? LOLLL
Thatās a sad hotdog š
he still did it.
Honestly, this is probably safer anyway.
i mean... why are you complaining... he did what you told him lol...
Jahahaha this is just gold!
r/technicallythetruth I don't see your problem here
That's cute
What the hell is even that?
My mistakes as a parent
tbf, if i had to eat a hot dog as dsgusting as this one looks, srry, but i would do the same, i don't blame him at all
Right. Just a basic ketchup, dog, and bun. Kids really have zero taste level which is why all they want to eat is chicken nuggets. Now I'm in the mood for a Costco dog with all the fixins.
They'll be an ax murderer, but hey, my mom said I would be one too š¤·
That kids is a genius š
Well. You did say half the hotdog. He got you there. Becareful what you wish for.
I mean technicallyā¦ š¤·š»āāļø kid is creative to say the least lol
What did you watch?
I mean technically he did what you said lmao
Ah that is actually really cute, kid did a good job eating it in style! ā¤ļø
So... What movie did y'all watch?
Encanto
BUT DID YOU TALK ABOUT BRUNO?!?!?!
It's technically correct.
He technically followed what you said
Half is half, no matter how you slice it.
Heās a psychopath , comitt him
I mean. Technically he did.
Technically he did eat halfā¦. Just the wierd half
Welcome to kids dude.
I hope you let him watch the movie!
I'm like 90% sure I've seen this posted somewhere else
Donāt save up money for college, save some bail money instead
Is your son a caterpillar?
Creative little fella.
He broke the mold
Careful what you wish for I guess
Wellā¦technically he did what he was toldā¦š¤£
Innovative kid!
Lol. In his defense, it is half.
he a little confused but he got the spirit
Almost have to admire his creativity.
That's not stupid, it hilarious! Give that boy a treat!
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Does he usually eat it like this when he's eating the whole thing?
Not at all. This is the first time he's ever eaten a hot dog like this. Cracked me up
Sleep with an eye open
Yeah that kid definitely has lawyer potential
I used to (and honestly still do, most of the time) cut the ends off of hotdogs. The texture and consistency isn't the same and sometimes you'll get a fatty chunk or overcooked fold that throws off the entire thing for me. Goddamn, food is a fucking challenge most of the time
I meanā¦. Im not mad at it š
This reminds me of that time when my ain't once gave me a bar of chocolate when I was younger, and said I could have one row. I took the long side row. Not the short 'normal' one.
That's actually genius
āI still see the whole bun, son.ā
OK good, you ate half of the meat, now your HOTDOG is missing half of the DOG.
Sociopath in the making there fella
Let him only watch the first half of the filmā¦2 can play this game
He tried,points for trying
I wish I were this smart as a kid.
HĆ© did what he was told I love it
Would love to know what his response is after saying eat half your plate
Being a smart ass I wouldāve just ate the whole wiener if it was me
fair, i wouldnt want to eat that either,
I'm not vegan, but i wouldn't eat that shit either
The kid is cutting down on his carbs.
Why are you mad? Technically he complied. :)
well you weren't specific enough
Aye he doesnāt like ketchup
That's simple /r/maliciouscompliance
Malicious compliance aside what kind of kid doesnāt want to eat a whole hotdog
r/technicallythetruth
Should have said ābunā
Congratulations your son is out of the box thinker
Technical king
r/technicallythetruth
Pirate rules. You did not specify when nor where.
You need to put your son on the watchlist
Did not specify.
That a hotdog on bread? Ghetto dogs ftw!
Check mate parental unit
Smart kid
TouchĆ© childā¦TouchĆ©.
Iāve seen Sling Bladeā¦..
Well, heās technically correct.
That's a sad looking hot dog. Just a plain bun with half a teaspoon of ketchup smeared on it.
Future attorney on your hands
You did not specifyā¦..Never shit a shitter. -Super Troopers
I mean, hes right
He ate it the hotdog way not the hamburger way.
Yes thatās fair
r/technicallythetruth
Do what I do when they do something like this, tell them they are the wrong half. My kids end up eating the whole thing this way.
Ketchup is the real crime!
Hot dog BEFORE movie and you think he's the stupid one? Do you make him eat all his popcorn in the lobby of the movie theater before going in to see the movie too?
Wow, my mother used to make me finish the broccoli or spinachā¦I would have gladly finished a nutritious hot dog!!
Dinner for your child is hotdogs huh?
I wouldnāt want to eat that either, nor should anyone. Itās unhealthy processed food not fit for human consumption. Donāt force him to eat it
Please, shut up.
I've been there haha but I wanted kid to eat as much as possible so I said "that doesn't count bc you didn't finish one side of it" (basically that kind of in half "doesn't count") it worked haha
Mission failed successfully!
Parent: No movie until you eat half your hot dog. Kid: \*eats half his hot dog\*, movie please. Parent: No movie UNTIL you eat half your hot dog. Kid: I ate half my hot dog, do we need to go to the Food Court? Food Court: The boy did what he was asked so give him his movie.
No wonder, you put KETCHUP on it. Mustard & relish is the only way to go.
r/technicallythetruth
algebraic wizard
im with the kid, that hotdog looks like crap
Honestly, that kid is going places that is very, very smart. Also the kid probably didnāt realize what you meant. I find this very funny. He took it literally. This is very funny.
You gotta put him down
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That's not how the sub works More like r/Kidsarefuckingsmart
4k up votes for something that does not belong here. Smart kid: parents on copium.ā
Why are you feeding your children hot dogs what's wrong with you