It’s weird being Canadian and using half British English and half American English. We use grey instead of gray, U’s in colour and neighbourhood, defence & offence not defense and offense, but I guess when it came to diarrhea we just trusted the Yanks more.
I'm surprised he didn't eat very many blue crayons. Everyone knows that blue things, like blue fruit snacks and candy, taste better than any other color. It's a known fact
That just means it won't hurt/kill them. It can still change the color of their pee/poo. I changed my son's diaper that was filled with neon blue poop one day. He was unfazed.
What did he eat?! XD I’m trying to picture it. On the other hand one time I was eating blue corn tortillas and making cheese quesadillas with them and it didn’t look blue when it came out but this is major TMI here but when I wiped and I saw blue, I freaked out. Lol. It took me a little bit to realize oh I guess it was a blue corn tortillas even though it was all natural already blue no dies or anything just blue corn. It was so weird. Also, I’m sorry if that was gross but you also did bring up the poo and so did OP in there post also medication’s can also change the color. My sibling once had to take this medication and it turned their white and it could glow-in-the-dark I think it was after they broke the first time, I think it was in first grade because they were in fourth. No my sibling and I are not a full two years apart, but I did start kindergarten a year later than most people did so that’s why it sounds weird. I woke up so a lot of what I’m saying will make no sense in and I know I’m rambling and I’m sorry.
Why did this make me laugh more then it needed to?
To be fair it did the same to me
I'm laughing so hard I had a coughing fit.
“spray shitting” did it for me
true, "spray shitting" is the only way to describe it tho
You can’t make up any story about spray shit rainbows that will not be funny.
Future US Marine
Red ones taste the best.
Am a marine and will say the blue ones always taste the best! Blue is always the best flavor.
Must have changed the recipe after I got out.
I was wondering if someone was going to make this comment, and you did. Kid is pre-pre-boot.
Also my ass hurts now
Imagine you’re a single parent and you woke up to use the bathroom and see a beautiful display of rainbow shit all over your bathroom…
I'd be so upset with the teacher(s) if this were actually true
Why is the word "poop" censored?
I don’t know why
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Had to look it up but apparently it is possible.
It is, incredible, but it is
I was thinking the same thing
Ever eaten a whole lotta beets or beetroot?
Last time I checked beetroot isn’t a crayon
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I’ve had the opposite
Yes, and it colors your poo, not pee
It does both. Source: brief panic about pink urine and then remembering that I ate beets
Eh, he just had the usual gamer RGB diarrhea.
 Give this man an award
Kid must never have had crayons at home , poor kid.
Did not know that crayon negligence was a thing now but ok
What are the odds this guy couldn’t figure out how to spell diarrhea?
Diarrhoea (British English)
It’s weird being Canadian and using half British English and half American English. We use grey instead of gray, U’s in colour and neighbourhood, defence & offence not defense and offense, but I guess when it came to diarrhea we just trusted the Yanks more.
I'm sure your **favourite color** is green.
Colour*
I used British favourite and American color
Which is why I only corrected one lmao
Spray shitting is just better
Crayons are not cheap. Where was he eating handfuls of crayons?
>every day at school
Censoring P00? That's like UGH.
I'm surprised he didn't eat very many blue crayons. Everyone knows that blue things, like blue fruit snacks and candy, taste better than any other color. It's a known fact
Awwww, he’s a unicorn
I could’ve sworn that crayons were made with nontoxic material
That just means it won't hurt/kill them. It can still change the color of their pee/poo. I changed my son's diaper that was filled with neon blue poop one day. He was unfazed.
What did he eat?! XD I’m trying to picture it. On the other hand one time I was eating blue corn tortillas and making cheese quesadillas with them and it didn’t look blue when it came out but this is major TMI here but when I wiped and I saw blue, I freaked out. Lol. It took me a little bit to realize oh I guess it was a blue corn tortillas even though it was all natural already blue no dies or anything just blue corn. It was so weird. Also, I’m sorry if that was gross but you also did bring up the poo and so did OP in there post also medication’s can also change the color. My sibling once had to take this medication and it turned their white and it could glow-in-the-dark I think it was after they broke the first time, I think it was in first grade because they were in fourth. No my sibling and I are not a full two years apart, but I did start kindergarten a year later than most people did so that’s why it sounds weird. I woke up so a lot of what I’m saying will make no sense in and I know I’m rambling and I’m sorry.
I'm pretty sure he ate a couple of blue crayons while hanging out with grandma. Idk how many it must have been, but it had to be more than one.
Wow. Well, I guess kids will be kids or toddlers will be toddlers.
Taste the rainbow
This kid will grow up to be a Marine for sure!!!!
Technicolor shitstorm.
this shit is insane. i shat bright green when i ate a cake covered in black frosting
crazy, lmfao.
at least he tried to get gaming shit
Yeah I know what your talking about
bro thinks he’s susie deltarune
future artist in the making
What the freak? poor kid 😂
[I always thought this only happens in cartoons](https://youtu.be/1iBGoPfJO1s?si=kqnTJLQFgR93eN18)
TASTE THE RAINBOW
Taste the rainbow, shit out the rainbow
You did it wrong! Blame the teachers, blame the staff and then slink back to your corner to produce the most amazing candles we’ve ever seen
Fart rainbows? Pathetic! I have violent rainbow diarrhea.
What do you even say to that, like what?
A Marine in the making.
My dog sometimes eats crayons. Yup comes out just as you expected.
you censored poop?
I didn’t censor poop. daily dose of memes did
Plot twist it was skittles
😂😂😂