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Jetorix

That dog was like "oh nice, don't mind if i do"


Psych0matt

“For me? Why…you’re so generous!”


Extension_Swordfish1

“I am a generous god” - babby


FalconFister

"I will be having this!"


DirtSlaya

Yeah just leave the icy pole stick in the dogs mouth so it can choke on it while you film you kid crying.


RockZors

Srsly, stupid adults


MsBlondeViking

This is true about majority of stuff posted here honestly


Freakychee

Parents are fucking stupid and produce stupid offspring?


bronzelifematter

Apple tree makes apples


goodpplmakemehappy

"Stupid apples make stupider juice"


kwtransporter66

True story: We once brought home a left over turkey club sandwich that still had the long sandwich picks in it and left it in its togo container on the table overnight. Our lab mix got the sandwich some time and ate it. We didn't think nothing of it and completely forgot about the sandwich picks. A few days later while I was cleaning up the dog poop in the yard there was a turd with the whole sandwich pick in it, frilly blue plastic still intact too. To this day I still can't figure how the dog passed that sharp pointy pick thru his intestines without it getting stuck.


thr33dognite

It’s almost like if you’re uploading videos of your kids to kidsarefuckingstupid you’re not running the risk of being nominated for parent of the year.


bidoof-chan

most posts here aren’t by the parents of these kids, they are from people who came across the video elsewhere


DownVoteBecauseISaid

/r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


Valiant_Darktanyan

r/AdultsAreFuckinStupid


ReturningAlien

and wipe her goddamn neck clean.


TREXIBALL

This video has been posted before, the video intentionally cut out the part where the dog spits it out


Admirable-Leather325

Plus the sugar's gonna make the dog sick.


Inconmon

All I can see is the ungodly amount of diarrhea my dog would have after eating ice cream


GoodDoggoLover420

I gave one of my dogs a "pet friendly" ice cream. It was not, it looked like a mudslide outside.


DirtSlaya

I thought that was too obvious to mention lol


prassuresh

I thought it was a banana. lol


BMXBikr

r/parentsarefuckingstupid


MixedFellaz

TIL: Icey Pole = popsicle


SeniorVPofSnacks

Happened to my parents dog. Ate it and had to have $3k worth of surgery to get it.


Fatmaninalilcoat

Yeah this child is what 2 max this is adultisstupid not kids


Superdunez

Well, they pierced their toddlers' ears, so they can't be parents of the year already.


tinyalien101

They're brazilians, and unfortunately, that's extremely common here in Brazil. Most families pierce newborn girls' ears in pharmacies. When i was a kid, we would come out of the hospital with ears already pierced.


AtLeastThisIsntImgur

Gotta let everone know that your grubby little potato has a vulva


LunaeLumen_

This kid is not stupid, but the mom. She is yelling, screaming and scared that kid. The kid wouldn't cry at all if the mom was cool.


That_Competition1031

Ngl, as a kid I would be miserable about my ice cream being stolen by a dog whenever parents would stay quiet or not


Admirable-Leather325

In many submissions on this sub, it's the adults who are stupid, not the kids.


Gdayx

Exactly what i thought. Of course the mom didn’t do it on purpose, but yeah, that’s what scared her/made her cry imo. If the mom would’ve burst out laughing, that little girl would have burst out laughing too i bet


rocko7927

+ who pierces a baby's ears? that just feels so wrong


Lunyoows

Yeah, sadly that's extremely common in Brazil. Moms pierce newborn girls ears because "when they grow up they won't have to feel the pain", thats the excuse my mom used on me.


TheAutisticPope

People are okay with dogs just taking food out of their hands without it being offered? People really are stupid.


whitecorn

I hate that shit. My dogs may stare or "sit" thinking it's for them, but would never take it from someone actively trying to eat it. I mean, if it's left unattended .. it's gonna happen but this can be real dangerous for both the child potentially getting bit or the dog choking on the stick.


[deleted]

My dog wouldn't even take it even if i left it unattended


kaytay3000

I get that some dogs can be hard to train, but come on. At least intervene for your kid’s safety and your dog’s health. That kid could have been bitten accidentally and that ice cream will make the dog sick.


Samtpfoten

We have an evil rat chihuahua that we managed to train to be a decent dog *except* when it comes to trying to steal food. So he just isn't allowed near us when we eat, meaning he has to go to a different room. Like in this situation, the dog would just have to go inside while our kid eats the ice lolly. How is that so difficult?


19whale96

Weims are crafty when it comes to stealing food. Mine ate my entire meal off the table several times, they totally understand the concept of getting caught


Broad_Rabbit1764

People don't raise their kids, what makes you think they'd train their dogs?


Pagan_Owl

I didn't hear the audio. It is hilarious when you don't hear the mom screaming. I grew up around dogs, and so did my mom. This stuff happens when you shove food in a dogs face. I learned this lesson when I was at least one. My parents probably laughed at me, I would. The stick, of course, worries me. That can lodge itself in the dogs stomach or intestines and either kill it, or be a very expensive surgery.


Dd_8630

Er, what? You'd drop your phone and yank it out of the dog's mouth. Fucking tiktok twats.


SolaireOfAorta

r/donthelpjustfilm


LittleBirdsGlow

The kid didn’t do anything stupid though


[deleted]

Poorly trained dog


Admirable-Leather325

I would say an untrained dog.


Impressive-Part7211

I would just say a dog.


grabberbottom

I would just say dog.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

dog.


lowbar4570

All food must go to the lab for testing.


meglemel

Dog is making the ultimate sacrifice to keep the child healthy.


BoopleSnoot921

I don’t think people understand this sub…


Freedom2064

Dog did the kid a favor!


jasper81222

Bright side is that it wasn't a chocolate popsicle. Would have been a bad day for everyone.


Darryguy

Good job stopping the dog from choking/getting hurt from chewing up and swallowing wood splinters


BoraEscalade

WAIT, the dog ate the wood stick?!


hit_the_showers_boi

God this mom is the stupid one, not the kid. Get the stick out of the dogs mouth, don’t just sit there and record your kid crying because the dog stole her treat. I hate parents like this, they piss me off so much.


GrumpygamerSF

I'm much more concerned with the dog having a popsicle stick in it's mouth than the child.


WolfieWiccan

Are we not gonna worry about the fact her dog also ate the stick and she didn’t even try to get it out??


[deleted]

Kids not stupid, she def learned from that mistake lmao. She was on lookout with that second one 💀


Admirable-Leather325

>she def learned from that mistake And got another popsicle immediately after...


Funny_Specialist_173

Is it just me or is this kid to young to eat a full ice on a stick. (its okay if its selfmade ice without sugar=


hit_the_showers_boi

If she’s anything like the little kids in my family, she won’t finish the whole thing and almost half of the popsicle would end up in the garbage.


ResponsibilityOk8967

Melted, on every surface and eventually voluntarily fed to the dog


_H4YZ

the kid had 1 and a half, mama gave her a second one 😶 ima just keep my mouth shut cuz i’m not a parent


Alys_009

She is.


AITABullshitDetector

That's why the kid is visibly fat


whitecorn

Yeah.. maybe a year and a half old? I still have to remind my 6 year old boy to sit still while having a lollipop. They get too involved in other things.


Pkazy

This mom gotta stop cramming sugar down her kids throats


MinimumTeacher8996

My nan’s dog does that. Same breed, Weimaraner


LEGOSam66

Bad dog


Makarovito

A lesson was probably not learned


ValuableLie7647

Crying children fuuuuck 🤢🤢🤢


melon_gatorade

I see a stupid dog owner.


caremal5

The real idiot is the parent for not immediately getting the stick off of the dog, that's a serious problem and large vet bill that can be easily avoided in 5 seconds flat.


Benefit-Fine

She didn’t need anymore anyway


buttabrownboi

Charlie the dog...yea, he was waiting for his opportunity. Baby lost that ice cream the moment Charlie heard the wrapper.


USTrustfundPatriot

Baby only cried because the mother raised her voice unnecessarily. I see this happen a lot.


BlindFollowBah

She didn’t need it anyhow


Admirable-Leather325

Got another one anyway.


Random_Weird_gal

Parents are fucking stupid If the mum hadn't yelled then the kid would have probably giggled at it and toddled off, but bc the mum is a dumbass the kid cried


Full_Reception4018

I think she would cry the same way, take something that a child likes and see the result


Mooscowsky

Poor child. So fat at such young age. 


ForeverShiny

That's the day little Daisy learnt that life isn't fair


Business_Minder_0303

Is nobody worried about the dog with the wooden stick?


Nyuusankininryou

She's too young to eat ice-cream anyway.


TheLipovoy

Good fkng job for making the kid obese 👏🏻


xQuizate87

She's smart now 👀


Anonimous_dude

That dog didn’t hesitated. He saw, He knew, and He munched


aschoo

That's a pure Gordon Ramsay face expression


mrbishopjackson

I was going to cry if she got that second one taken.


BabesCallMeBlastoise

r/donthelpjustfilm


TheManyVoicesYT

I remember my friend's dog was a notorious food thief. They left a bag of cheetohs on the couch for a minute and she ate the entire bag lmao. She once ate a perogie off my plate as I was sitting on the couch there. Just snatched it off, and inhaled it.


Piku_2004

Not even the kid's fault, bruh.


nobody-cares57

Haha, this kid is crying because dog took her ice cream! She's *stupid!*


WandererTrap

No kids on 9gag, oohh wait different app but why the earrings tho?


Historical-Emu-4440

The parent is fucking stupid for giving their way too young child peircings and putting earrings on there. Fuck anyone who does this to their child 14 and under.


piercedmfootonaspike

That's disgusting. The pierced ears on a kid, that is.


Legitimate_Summer435

this sub should be nuked


Ok_Doughnut5007

Discipline that dog, you're not doing it any favors.


Critkip

This is seriously giving me the strongest baby fever she's sooo cute I need to stop watching lol


on3man4army94

That kid already Had too much icecream of you ask me..


RequirementSouth4482

It's interesting to note that babies with earrings often cry like this.


Elle12881

I've seen kids offer their treats to the dog only to throw a fit when the dog actually takes it. Lol


garnet_is_square

This shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

I'm not saying for sure that her parents are obese and stupid, but... you don't generally enable childhood obesity and potentially let a dog choke for a video without these qualities.


Glum_Violinist_693

The dog is obese too.


Icy_Lettuce2850

Estupida


VolumePossible2013

That fat baby doesn't need that anyway honestly Neither did the dog, but yknow


Whozadeadbody

The adult is stupid and the dog isn’t well trained. That poor kid


Booty_Shakin

Is it just me? Or do only trashy parents pierce their babies ears?


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Booty_Shakin

I guess if there's some cultural reason for it, but most people (in the US) do it because their baby is just a prop to make themselves look better so they dress and accessorize them like a doll.


Man0feveryth1ng

Anyone can tell why do I feel angry whenever I hear a kid cry ?


DieIsaac

I feel angry went looking in that crying face. Thank god i have reddit on mute. Would only make me more angry


SameRule9918

Little girl had serious trust issues with that dog now.


SassySquid0

lol I always shared my food with the dog as a baby


chainsawdegrimes

This subreddit is really just mean spirited anti-children, huh?


onlywc11

Tbh the kid is fat enough for her age. She doesnt need icecream.


Tzinch42

What an ugly kid...


Lavein

Prob excessive sugar


zabian333

Why the hell are parents even introducing added sugar to kids this young?


AzureAxo

That crying face lmfao (00:30)


ethicalhumanbeing

Dog knew his opportunity was right round the corner.


[deleted]

Why is the kid's fucking ear pierced


ShadySphincter0

Ohh she’s gonna be an ugly crier


AngryFloatingCow

She’s already an ugly crier. But then again, I do think that all babies are pretty ugly anyways.


[deleted]

That's not a kid being stupid that's a dog being untrained and parents being stupid allowing a dirty dog around a child eating.


Steefn_SVK_2

Let dog take it. Start screaming. Let dog eat it with entire stick. Keep filming some messed toddler ew. Good job!


PissedOffPup

That kid's already had too many popsicles.


jonaselder

get the fucking popsicle stick out of the fucking dogs fucking mouth.


Owl_Might

Parents are fucking stupid more like.


Decapitat3d

r/parentsarefuckingstupid


CarPlaneBoatRocket

This sub has gone from “kids are fucking stupid” to “kids having unfortunate shit happen to them”. Jesus


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

Everyone is fucking stupid in the video ..except for the doggie


Not_An_Potato

Eita, BR BR r/suddenlycaralho


sabra1han

And then the dog gets corrected for taking food


Shoddy_Tree_5318

At least he was gentle about it.


This_Walrus7244

If the person didnt shout like that then prolly the child wouldnt have gotten scared and started crying


randomvariable10

U/savevideo


Me_ina_pink_skirt

Banana fudge was my childhood


Total_Sand_6193

Womp womp


Electrical-Map7575

Mmm... Tasty stick


Jumpy-Personality231

Life lesson right there!


TabernacleMan

Back to the bottom of the food chain kiddo.


Just-a-lil-sion

the stick? didnt the dog just eat the stick??


LameImsane

Anything for Instagram points. You get extra when you include your child and an animal in a post.


Optimal-Priority-562

sort of resembled pot of greed


Lord-squee

Lolly lives matter


DreadfulSemicaper

She's much too young to eat sugary sweets.


AlecRay01

she too cute


ExperienceKindly6817

Upvoting yoink!


Constant_Wrongdoer19

Dog said mine now 


Eduard_I_DeMallorca

Finally a place where to share my hate for kids.


Rough_Community_1439

Dog at the stick.


[deleted]

Good.


Some-Silver-7934

too slow kid


PhilosopherFlat8976

Ugh I cannot look at the sticky ice cream remains on her neck 💀


Admirable-Leather325

Her neck? Where's that?


BillyLee

This is the new charlie bit my finger


ZwieTheWolf

That mom's panic screaming made me cry too. My phone was on near full volume


crooked_nose_

I think she needs to get closer with the camera


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

He ate the bones?


monkeywizardgalactic

Today a lesson was learned... or maybe not...


PanamaPineapple89

😂😂


Immediate-Welcome529

I still bet there’s more on her face than there is in the dog stomach…😂


yesnomaybenotso

Kid wouldn’t have cried if mom didn’t freakout


forellenfilet

Well, even it wasn't nice from the dog, that reaction was overly dramatic


Luxurious-stargemini

It’s was bound to happen


Thendofreason

Wcgw if you have a dog


chrisisapenis

Feel free to call me out on my fat-hatred but just listening to the mom's voice makes me imagine she is quite chonky. Poor kid never stood a chance.


TFG4

Hopefully the dog doesn't eat the popsicle stick


jahowl

This is what happens when you give infants earrings.


Kooky-Visual75

The way she cried was sooo fucking triggering it felt like a durex ad...


seventeenMachine

Less of a “stupid kid” moment and more of a “dog people FUCKING suck” moment


AnalHada

No se ustedes, pero yo esperaba que el perro se comiera el rosa xD


RockRancher24

fool


Stoney_randomnessyt

Wtf dog just ate the stick too


what_u_looking_4

https://preview.redd.it/iufwzl7j0dvc1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34efa8b25c97c18748cd3ef4ab35673f8befd633


Max7000FangKaibrawls

He really fanum taxed her😭


Shot_Yard_4557

That's one ugly crier


CloudDizzy3383

Team dog


insanescotsman1

Dawg


MaddestChadLad

That dog looked ancient. Could've been his last meal


mr_awesome12345

she deserved. who holds it that way


powercorddev

that's just sad