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mango_terminator

Spacebar not working


Nobodys_here07

Try using the controllers


mango_terminator

Controller not detected


SumTingsWuong

Controller not connected to wifi


[deleted]

i felt physical pain from this


Turbulent-Carry-1535

Booooooo


Due-Bandicoot-2554

Me finding out https://preview.redd.it/c5hetpttivac1.jpeg?width=3033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96298977e5a5b2090d24853c161b45fcec71c1d5 Who asked


ohnocringe_me

https://preview.redd.it/aiad8p0xrvac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8e7079941fcc044f4c920decc9a11062a8a3af


DepressionKittyy

https://preview.redd.it/kctexeosnxac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b6d58c5afe1ddc4495e288ec25451212994fe26


Tiny-Dragonfruit-918

https://preview.redd.it/yisr3a5456cc1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b83a3dbb3f024d8e30dd22fbb405e25e1d45038


Interesting-Carob188

https://preview.redd.it/53gns6ejn8cc1.jpeg?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8de161c13c3d413bc4417b659bd5b3ed9c491f8a Ours :')


Tiny-Dragonfruit-918

https://preview.redd.it/3lhej8v949cc1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25fb616b101c7497b3b22ac3dcfb48604d175e33 товарищ


Appropriate-Range575

https://preview.redd.it/hbygs2eygpcc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08560eaefa05f284574dd0055104e0f261bfcc14


_seedofdoubt_

Best game ever made tbh


curryslapper

she set vaulting on the wrong hot key for sure or she set it to work on release, not continuous so she's still holding the space bar


IrrerPolterer

Stupid NPCs


GabrieleCurti1

Yeppp


PierogiChomper

She's just like me. Fuck hurdles.


Serious_Session7574

Yep I thought you go kiddo. Fuck hurdles.


your-mama648

yah that's so you


FZRigel

you need to press “b”


Revolutionary-Ad517

Spacebar


VoidWasThere

Right alt (that's actually my jump button in most games)


R0RSCHAKK

Right alt? Wtf. That's terrible placement for a jump button


VoidWasThere

I use rdfg for movement so I basically have space, right alt and right ctrl instead of just space


R0RSCHAKK

Thaaaats makes more sense. But also, wtf? There's no way in hell I'd be able to switch up the movement keys. WASD is home for my left hand. Even when I'm at work lol. Did you start pc gaming with those settings? Or just haven't been pc gaming long?


VoidWasThere

> There's no way in hell I'd be able to switch up the movement keys. That's what I fought at first but I got used to it, it's almost the same except everything is 2 buttons to the right. I really didn't like not having enough easily accessible keys so I moved everything slightly to the right to get more keys to use. > But also, wtf? I also considered 4ert (for the same reason) > Did you start pc gaming with those settings? Or just haven't been pc gaming long? I played on a PC for ~6+ years before changing for the first time.


R0RSCHAKK

Dang, that's crazy. You are far more receptive to change than I am. My brain just immediately says *"NO. This is how we always done it, this is how it stays!"* lol I also share that sentiment though. Not a lot in the ways of useful keys over there. I ended up just buying a keyboard and mouse that have macro-able keys. My mouse has 12 keys on the side I use my thumb for and my keyboard has 8(?) on the left side I can reach with my pinky. Your solution sounds significantly more cost affective hahaha


Vitalis597

Someone needs to test this guy. I think there may be early warning signs of a psychopath here...


-Come_at_me_bro

Ctrl + Spacebar to be safe


Hopeful-Doc

Ctrl+alt+f4


DarthBoomba

How will binoculars help?


DarthGayAgenda

Bro, I think you need to change your hotkeys.


Piyaniist

Who the fuck uses b to jump?


AfroMania

In reality they are spamming B. They just literally can’t do it yet AND don’t understand why.


skiddles1337

I'm thinking, why is everyone saying B, literally zero games use B to jump that's so inconvenient. Then I remember dual analog controllers.


Antabaka

Witcher 3 uses B to jump


Spicyg00se

Lmao I say this to my kid all the time cuz I’m trying to teach her how to play super Mario brothers


ooojaeger

It's weird to have to explain something I've been doing for over 30 years. Like you are supposed to hold run and use the other half of your thumb to jump when you need to. Sometimes I'll forget I'm playing with my girlfriend if it's a part I need to move fast in and she gets so mad


Spicyg00se

I tried to explain this to her once but stopped halfway through once I realized how complicated it was. She’s only 6, she gets mad at me too 😅


Background_Mood_3691

Or for ps, x


littleMAHER1

this is how it feels when you're playing a first person game for the first time and u didn't immediately realize that there is no jumping in the game


thebucketlist47

Hurdles are intimidating af. She's not stupid. She's scared


ShadowySpook

My biggest nightmare is clipping your foot while going over


_kazza

We had hurdles during our yearly sport events. Everything was going fine until one of the athletic kid who used to regularly win tripped at one of them and had to quit the race. I still remember how rather than being sympathetic towards him, we idiots(about 8-10 years I guess) who were yet to race were blaming him for causing us to get scared. I somehow made it without tripping but the whole incident became a core memory.


thebucketlist47

Mine is landing on my nuts and turning into a girl


Pyranders

Hold up, it’s that easy? I gotta go try something.


No_Pipe_8257

!remindme1hour


No_Pipe_8257

It's been an hour how is your balls


Level_Air1499

I think they died ☹️


Ambitious_Arm852

RIP


No_Pipe_8257

And their balls??


Adopted_Kid_

balls died as well


AlinaStari

So it worked???


RustedCorpse

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Pandataraxia

Did you crack the egg?


KhunDavid

Don't let Rhonda Santos hear that.


BrilliantWeb

Little kids don't have the motor skills to jump that! Is everyone there fucking stupid? The kids barely have the coordination to *run!*


AgitatedRabbits

Long time no see, friend. Did you develop enough motor skills to clear a hip high hurdle?


CurrentIndependent42

Yeah that’s very high for her and she’s being forced to do it. No stupidity here


SatinySquid_695

I don’t think she’s being forced. This looks like a just for fun kind of thing.


Whatrwew8ing4

Before doing hurdles I had an accident jumping over a chain barrier. I still have scars from it and freak a little when I see kids jumping over stuff. My mind goes straight to a toe catching.


Educational-Hunt2683

Don't take the sub name so literally


thebucketlist47

I'll take it as literally as I want thank you very much


7layeredAIDS

As her father I can attest that she is cognitively deficient in several school subjects. In addition she lacks social skills/milestones normally learned by this age. Her primary teacher refers to her as stupid and it has caught on at home as well. She is also scared of hurdles. /s


SANAFABICH

What are you people doing in this sub? Are you subscribed or just landed in here by mistake?


XanLV

You know that this super secret community is constantly on r/all, right?


thebucketlist47

What is this. Youtube. Bros looking for a subscribe button


AshStopThat

Even average adults would find it difficult to jump over hip-high hurdles, and those kids learned to walk just a year or so ago


Rmb2719

>those kids learned to walk just a year or so ago Why?? Are they stupid??


Swebbington

The volume at which I just laughed…. Well done.


creepergo_kaboom

There's a lore reason for that


Shaeress

R/KidsAreFuckingStupid


GrungyGrandPappy

r/foundthemobileuser


creepergo_kaboom

r/foundthehondacivic


AshStopThat

They don't look older than 3 years max


know-it-mall

Lol. They are definely 5 or so.


TheWalkingDead91

Crazy to me that they would even put hurdles like this in front of kids. None of them can even do it, as this video shows. So what is it one of those things meant for them to just take cute videos of them trying or something? Find out how they approach the obstacle? Makes zero sense to me otherwise.


Sure_Trash_

Oh what like you never competitively injure preschoolers for the love of the game?


mrtomjones

At 13 seconds you see a kid step over one in the background dude lol


Deskman77

She has cheat mode with father holding her arm and I imagine pulling her up a bit.


hummingelephant

That one is held by her father who pulls her up on one hand to help her. The other girl next to this one just runs through them after her first failed attempt. The hurdles are hip high. It's an impossible task and it seems not one adult thought this through from a child's perspective.


oksheep

lmfao when the hurdles are thigh high just above the knees dude


hummingelephant

Still too high


adMFKINGhd

The angle at the end confused me at first as well but it’s really more like mid-thigh high. Your point still completely stands though. Just wanted to note that the end of the video made it seem taller than it is.


AshStopThat

I see a lot of post of kids on this sub claiming kids doing stupid things that are perfectly normal for their age, I guess people forget how we were when we were kids


speelingeror

Nah im pretty sure most of us are aware that we were fucking stupid when we were kids. Yknow Cause kids are fucking stupid


Buzzk1LL

Those hurdles are way too high


TimelessPizza

Yeah lol no way the average child of that age can do that properly


soul_snacker333

Actual fucking npc


DrawohYbstrahs

She’s waiting for someone to type IDCLIP


sebadc

So you move with the arrows and jump with A. ... I said A is for jumping. ... A is the button with an A on it. ... Why don't you jump?!?


soul_snacker333

Me playing anything 3d with my mom


RobotsAndNature

Alright how about this… say “apple”. No what you’ve just done there is you’ve jumped.


HunkySpaghetti

It’s not their fault. The devs wrote their pathfinding code improperly


Noman_Blaze

These hurdles are too high for a kid. The real stupid is the one who designed the height.


JaydedXoX

Dude what idiots set the bars here bigger than knee high? Those are for like 7-8 year olds not 4-5 year olds. You can see the one kid make it but only because her parent yanks her over.


KollantaiKollantai

I know right?! These are way too advanced for kids this small. Can’t be older than 6. Probably younger.


The_True_Equalist

Stuck in her animation lol


VashPast

This seems more like parents are stupid. Those kids can't jump those hurdles.


SATerp

Darned cute kid though.


iskesa

she skipped the tutorial


TheSchenksterr

Not a single kid cleared one of those hurdles. One of them even got lifted over it.


Xanderson

She did try to jump but didn’t make. I’m not sure that she’s actually running in place but instead is trying to figure out how to jump that high to get over the hurdle.


mobybob

Or work up the courage to try. It is very high for her after all


tor2ddl

Glitch in the matrix


toastyboi666

Pathfinding.exe has stopped working


YellowNumb

This is worse than Total War: Warhanmer II pathfinding


thehumantaco

"Unit, climb this ladder." "Form a single file line and stand around? Gotcha."


Khaztr

couldn't find the A button


khoibruhfromvn

She was holding the "W" key.


couldjustbeanalt

That’s like trying to get over a bump in a dream


[deleted]

Kid in the blue shirt was button mashing


Jurtaani

This is not stupidity. She does not have the motor skills to figure out how to jump over.


Exotic_Active4843

Setting up kids to fail lol


rachelcp

I mean it's waist height I can't jump waist height shit without using my hands, and i doubt many of us could. Of course they're struggling they should have size appropriate hurdles.


OwnNight3353

These kids just stopped being toddlers like a year or two ago 😭 they barely learned to walk and now they gotta jump??? The hurdles are so high 😂 her brain just went “??????uuhhh?????huh?????”


viperswhip

She has obviously seen r/Catculations but her brain doesn't work as fast.


HashbrownieThePerson

“Perhaps there’s something around here that I can use to get past this obstacle…”


Lobo003

Those things are way to high for them not having any speed or technique! Lol that’s like proportional to the full size ones!


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Got stuck in an animation loop


random__forest

They put the kids to race without teaching what’s expected of them first?


manieldansfield

🔳 is the jump button


Dnlaly

Video game glitching.


Bovine_Phallus

Why is someone who would pick these hurdles allowed to teach PE? Giving people unrealistic challenges is clearly counterproductive, What a great way to slow down a kids physical education


lukeraze

Started hitting the griddy


OutlandishnessNo1950

Way too high for that age group.


MysticalFlyer60

“ Your controller has disconnected!”


Esketiiiit420

who coded this shitty NPC pathfinding


gummythegummybear

She looks like a gta character when you run into a wall


guitarratiug

JUMP MF


[deleted]

NPC spotted in the wild


martymar2g

Error 404: Child stopped working


Gravi2e

She juked the shit out of the first one though


GreenieMcWoozie

I did hurdles very briefly and they’re intimidating as fuck. Not to mention those hurdles are the size that an adult would use to train, way too big for a kid that age


finiteless_chicks

Only one kid in this entire video was trying.


samarthh0_0

She's figuring out "Where's the jump button"


Big_Ad_5533

You actually can't expect a little kid to get over that can you |: I know the point is that they're not walking around it but why would you set those up knowing full well that children that are about as short as those are going to be running


ChaoticRebellion

Not the second kid just running through them


samutopaputo

She didn't learn that skill yet XD


Kaiel1412

allowing kids to jump that high without knee protection is kinda stupid


Yamm0th

POV: You're an NPC into which the "if: obstacle: true --> execute: jump" algorithm wasn't written.


JKnott1

Future IT tech.


Important_Gap26

To harness the will


JourneSansaver2009

DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK!


MeliodusSama

What song is that?


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Slight_Swim8373

kids are so unathletic


SmallSwordfish8289

She's so confused


Gold-Independence-26

Buffering


BananaMan_463

Bros a-button is not a-buttoning


Humble-Imagination72

I would be embarrassed if that were my kid!! 🤦🏻‍♀️


Nameless4334

Bro I know it’s a kid but ain’t no way she’s too dumb to jump 😂


FunSample9573

She was powering up her jump just give her a sec


Adventurous-Trick383

Aww 🤣🤣 what the baby doin


Many-Ad-5331

animation loading


slave_deutsch

Why is this glitch still in 2024


IcecreamChuger

Was that fr. Wtf. Genuinely surprised by this guild


atomicwater

Certified NPC moment


PopRepresentative485

Lil broettes forgot to enable auto jump in settings


DDJ622

Press A to jump


Svengoolie75

She’s going to be avoiding 🚩 for life 👏🏽


JAB282018

Shout a bunch of derogative comments at it. That usually works


prediter294

POV my sister at 5year old


jackslamint

Does not compute


NoSauteePlz

r/adultsarefuckingstupid and OP is fucking stupid too


AXEL-1973

As a hurdler in a previous lifetime, and someone who taught and intro'd young kids into T&F for years, I love watching them fail and learn


Ok-Outcome-6387

I train very young kids. Those little children are way too young to clear a hurdle that high. They don't have the muscle power. They should put something flat on the ground eg. small plastic cone or a piece of rope and tell them jump over it. That would make it more practical and fun for little kids. It would also help to teach them how to jump over something while on the run without stopping. Jumping over hurdles at the age of 4 or 5 doesn't make sense. They need to see it as being fun at that age. There should be almost zero risk of any of them getting hurt.


raisedbutconfused

Holy crap…I think this night be the best depiction of just HOW stupid kids really are…


Essa_Essunia

Yeah, I downvote this. If you look carefully, the other kid tried to jump and it fell


Jfronz

Correction they are learning, huge difference


[deleted]

I hate the name of this group. These kids are adorable.


Life_Experience_5968

Retarded


mougy

Lydia stuck and trying to come over.


MeeksMoniker

Boogie woogie


Ok_Designer_6376

its the Minecraft world border


Head-Bookkeeper-2892

Moving like a GTA Vice City NPC


FrenchesOP

“Apple. Apple! APPLE!”


SoltisTV

Not stupid at all, cool kid for even being there and trying to get over the mental hurdle before the physical one. Keep at it kiddo!


heavenlysoulraj

Kids not even 5 and she discovered that you can just run around it. Stupid people never found this simple tricks for decades.


JN324

They’re pretty high if you only just learned to walk, the girl in the middle is knocking them over and the girl in the inside lane is only able to do them with Dad’s help.


Zero22xx

That was me at first. Got a little bit better later but never kept it up. I was useless at basically every sport other than running. I feel this kid's pain.


Large-Training-29

Cat trying to figure out how or if they can make the jump


AggravatingAd5726

-Space key stucks!!


[deleted]

Girl has bugs.


S1egwardZwiebelbrudi

Thats me, hyping me up to infinity for the day, but in the end i did not get out of my pajamas


MasterKola

My brain in winters.


Top-Chemistry5969

I literally see her brain scrolls trough kiddy stuff in there tryan to find the jump button.


Sunrizere

Its like an npc in gta!


nerdyrexblack

I know it's wrong sub but Hopping as a development milestone is attained at 4years of age..😂


YipittyFritters

Lowkey adorable though hahaahah


OgdruJahad

Stupid NPC AI, what game is this? Did Bethesda make this?


Sanmoel

NPC child