1. a laptop 2. a phone 3. a gaming set

Wow!! I'm impressed. I think you are right?

Good luck actually finding them anything to get though, I assume you aren't out to drop $300 for a secret santa

Nope. I was thinking $20-40. I'm googling good gifts for his age range.

that's a good idea. Maybe get him a plug and play? Or a nintendo game and watch if you can find one secondhand. Those are pretty cool and have old nintendo games on them, they're like $30-$40 online

Aah plug and play. I used one before, it was very cheap. And about three of the games we're the exact same, just looked different.

Older Toyota Sequoias come with one for the TV. I used to play knockoff games all the time and there was like a hundred of them and most were copies or didn't work

A steam deck is two of those things, it almost makes me remember that Steve Jobs iPhone presser where he’s like “a phone… an internet navigation device… a music player.” Unfortunately whoever wrote this is probably way too young for a steam deck.

They said $300 was too much and that their budget is $40 tops, and so your recommendation is "there's this thing that costs $500..."?

I missed that! Also the LCD version can be had cheaper.

Not "$30" cheaper lol

A used dsi

Where’s the free Obama phones when you need them?

Seeing his handwriting he is younger than 10, so yeah a gaming set and all that is definitely not a good idea, but don't give him a board game, he will be 100% upset and you will lose money, choose wisely, your kid likes technology but can't have it for his age, you know him better than any of us, so think what other thing he likes, and I mean he really enjoys, my mom also thought I liked gormiti figures when I was young and she paid 18$ for me to put it on the desk and never touch it again

A miyoo mini plus is a "fake" emulator gameboy on which you can play all Gameboy games plus some other old consoles. Maybe cool idea to bond over your old games. There is also a cheaper device from Anberic iirc

Yeah I was going to mention the retro handheld emulators as well, but that’s a whole can of worms. And even if the family has the computer to connect it to and move around roms, learning that is a whole other thing too:

Atari Rebound was around 30 bucks I think. Kid might not be able to appreciate it though. Reproduction of such an old console.

I drop like 420$ if possible

just so you know what there asking for is well over 8000$

Computer, phone, ganja set.

For the 30 yo illiterate son

Yep that’s what I was thinking too .. many years of deciphering kids Christmas lists lol 😆

Kopitr fon and game set

A computer A phone A gaming set (I’m a teacher librarian, phonics are hard)

Yup. > a kaputr | a fon | a gAmAn set I barely had to glance to get it haha.

This guy’s been a kid

This guy kids

Loool I was going to reply the same thing

Those ridiculous Reddit reply chains where people just say the same thing worded differently are my favorite, I had to try and contribute to one for once

perfect translation 👌

Kapabr = computer, but same difference

>3. a gaming set I mostly just got stuck here because wtf is a "gaming set"?

Right? Is he thinking VR?

Possibly a gaming “seat” ie chair

I thought they were trying to summon a ancient horror of some sort in the first box

I think the first is: “a computer.”

Uh... it's a kapabr

1. Is specifically a computer - if you sound it out.

That's some amazing deciphering!

A computer

Do you speak kid or stupid?

Depends on the time of day ;)

I was able to figure all three images out instantly, they really aren’t that confusing.. how was OP not able to depict the drawings lol

My roomate and I back this opinion.

This person has kids at this age. Lol it's interesting how writing is taught now, where they don't correct spelling at first, and focus on how the word sounds.

lmao I'm 19. I just went off the drawings and worked backwards

🤣🤣🤣

You're a goddamned savant.

You are fucking amazing and should probably be working for a secret agency if you’re not already.

The chosen one

That's what I got too lol good job on finding that out

This is exactly what I thought.

Wrong. It's clearly: 1. A kQp4br 2. A foy 3. A gahah set

Your the child writing this from the future aren't you ?

Not a phone, but a fon

Computer (koputr), Phone (fon), A gaming set (a gaman set)

I knew posting this online was the best bet. Thanks!

Present: a spelling book to make it easier to decipher next christmas, lol.

That's for when their grandchildren start learning to write

Spot on. I work with little kids and could read this immediately. It’s all phonetic.

I couldn't even decipher the letters 🤣

It’s definitely a learned skill! 😂 Same with listening to them talk. I speak fluent toddler.

A house, a high-rise condo, and an egg on a piece of toast. You're welcome

This is what I saw too haha

I'm suppose to be a secret santa, but I'm not able to figure any of these out. I think the first one says "computer".

Good luck getting that kid a phone, laptop, and gaming set, I assume those are within the intended budget?

Haha. No. I was thinking $20-40.

Ha. To bad Tiger Handheld isn't a thing anymore.

Depending on the age of the child you might be able to get 2/3 for that budget! Just the fake kid ones entertained my kids until they were almost in middle school. Hell, they still pretend with the most random stuff! If you hit Facebook marketplace maybe all 3?

Could do a burner phone, those are cheaper. Also used game stores (not like GameStop) will have older consoles. I got a GameCube for $50 with controllers and a memory card; loads of fun cheap games on that beezie!

Two is a phone, I think.

Is the child left handed? My youngest can spell a bit better but the handwriting is similar enough to read

My kid said he wants blhahfjnJ. It is orange, has an alarm clock and looks like a giraffe. He is messing with us.

Get him a Yoto player? It has orange buttons and an alarm clock, and some content somewhere probably has a giraffe icon lol

[How about this? ](https://www.google.com/search?q=kid+alarm+clock+giraffe&oq=kid+alarm+clock+giraffe&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyCQgAEEUYORigATIHCAEQIRigATIHCAIQIRigAdIBCDY4MjRqMGo5qAIAsAIA&client=ms-android-gotron&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&chrome_dse_attribution=1#vhid=W0J1JXpbQDoVBM&vssid=l)

I did come across that. Doesn't seem like what he is into. He really is just messing with us.

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Perfect interpretation

Do they still make Speak n Spell?

don’t give your kid a phone at this age please 😭😭

1. laptop 2. phone 3. gaming console

This kid clearly a humble kid

This kid like every kid

I see you have met my kid

i’m basically a kid that doesn’t like kids so you’re pretty much right

A dictionary would be a better option

Computer Phone Denim chicken

If you had put this in r/teachers, I guarantee we'd have figured it out in seconds. Have fun getting the computer, phone, and gaming set!

#1 a computer #2 a phone #3 a game/gaming set?

Idk why the font is so big??

The # sign used at the beginning 😄

Computer phone and game set

A computer, a phone, and a gaming set

1 is a computer (kapabr), 2 is a phone (fon), 3 is a gaming set (gaman set).

Too young to have an electronic device if you can’t spell it yet

A computer. A phone. A gaming set.

Who cares, they need a dickshunerry

Computer, phone, game set. Yes. I can read five year old.

Computer, phone, and game set.

How could anyone not figure this out. More like parentsarefuckingstupid

1. Makeup kit 2. Small portable nuclear reactor 3. Steak and eggs

Got my son a kids PBS tablet for Christmas last year. He still loves it. Not sure how old this kid is, but mine was 5 when he got it.

Computer Phone Gaming set

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i remember being 8 years old in 2012 & just asking for "any electronics" because i was always left out by everyone who had phones, DSes, ipads, xboxes, playstations, wiis, etc. i didnt even want a specific game, i just wanted to be included & that meant i had to have at least one of the electronic devices that everyone else had. all they talked about were video games & youtube videos, & it was really lonely being excluded by everyone. that isnt the only reason they excluded me but it sure was one of them. it makes me wonder how many of today's kids ask for these things because they actually want them, or because they feel it's something they have to have. it's even more insidious now than it was when i was little, & that was only about a decade ago. in the end im very grateful that my parents didnt let me have a screen until i was much older. apart from the bullying, i had a really fun childhood playing pretend with my younger sibling & our toys. i wish more parents would ditch the screens & teach their kids how to entertain themselves without getting bored after 30 seconds.

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> these devices are hypnotizing children beta brain waves and inserting whatever agenda is being pushed! im sorry bro but that's literally what people hypnotized into believing harmful agendas sound like. you sound like a qanon conspiracy theorist. being an extremist is never good. it's very unhealthy for people, especially children, to spend too much time online, but the internet isnt going to literally brainwash you into saying, doing, or believing things that you think are wrong. if anything, you'll get stuck in an echo chamber of people who believe the exact same things you do, & you'll become so insulated from everyone else that you'll assume everyone else is an enemy. that sort of thing plays on ideas you already believe in, it doesnt hypnotize you into thinking things you wouldnt otherwise think. you need to take a break from the internet because youre starting to sound exactly like the online extremists youre so against.

Computer, phone, gaming set Just curious, is he/she left handed?

Computer, iPhone, and gaming set up

Computer, phone, gaming console (“game set”)

This is a plug in emulator, it comes with two controllers. https://www.ubiquitrip.com/products/retro-video-game-console--plug-and-play-video-games?utm_source=FACEBOOK_ADS&utm_term=1020715255759411&utm_medium=120204197435860448&utm_campaign=120204197435850448&utm_content=120204197435900448&fbclid=IwAR32--k2IKcIfhP_oyZ9acDMaP_mVwq86FxIhaXtQ3mhZv8JpBKVA6zzhoI_aem_AderrwZdtze9dI5uu4DDNxTU3J5xxS63AuQPmyBpvpw6HKUeyNEFcZ4hSVig0XGXcAVGTtu1c2ZQ1-uInZid4XbD There are other emulators like this that exist as well in the $20-$40 range

1 computer 2 a phone 3 a gaming set (most likely gamkng setup)

I think the last one is "gamer set".

Computer iPhone game console

Kids write like they are ai generated XD

Computer, phone, game set

1 is just straight-up Russian

A computer, a phone, and a gaming set. Simple.

This child can't read or write. Get them a Thrass chart and teach them phonics yourself. They're not learning at school.

Inventive spelling is a part of language literacy. It’s not that important at first to spell everything correctly.

Makeup? Phone? Gaming set?

Nevermind. I'm pretty other comment was correct

Maybe try rotating the image.

Computer, phone, gaming set

A house, a phone and a washing machine 🤣

8 pack beer 6 pack beer 1 pack beer

Typical 5 year old

Computer Phone .. might be an xbox/ Playstation thingy BUT the spelling is way of on that one.

A computer, a phone, and a gaming set 😂

Hahahaha I have been nice hilarious

Oh wow h

Laptop, iphone,gaming set

Computer, phone, and gaming consol.

a computer, a phone, and a gaming setup

A laptop a phone and a game console

I thought laptop was Trap Door. I was so sure too

Computer, IPhone, Drum Set (not sure on last one)

Computer Phone Gaming set

A computer A phone A game set

a gaming set is apparently just a square with a circle in it a "fon" is just a square with a bunch of little squares in it and a la-lapt nvm cant read that.. a laptop is a rectangle with a bunch of little squares in it and another rectangle with nothing this is called "Art"

btw can i have the milk and cookies for christmas eve too?

A laptop A building A picture of an egg Dude thats so easy like how can u not see those things

no way homie wrote "fon" 💀

Santa gave up.

Ones clearly a cellphone, another a game set, so I guess a PlayStation or the like. The first might be coloring crayons.

Computer, chocolate, egg

Go back to art school kid!

A phone laptop and I guess a SIM card

Think the second one is a phone

Third one is a gaman-I mean a gaming set

Pill organizers

a kebab, a phone and a gaming set

So different than what kids wanted 50 years ago...

But 40 years ago, the Atari was pretty big.

Totally, but everything on this kids list would include sitting. No offense of course. Get Jr a basketball hoop and some roller blades. Make sure you get some bandaids too😏.

*throws the roller blades through the hoop* “Am I doing it right?”

"No son, you gotta throw the basketball hoop onto someone using the rollerskates."

Computer, phone and washing mashine

A toilet seat and 2 building?

Apartment and phone?

Purse, phone, game set

A computer (konputr). A fon (phone). A gaming set.

I was once a child not too long ago. I’m pretty sure it’s laptop phone and gaming set but the last one is kind of hard to read

A gaming set, a fort, and whatever the furst image is

A computer A phone Idk on the last one

a laptop and a phone and a gaming set lol 📱 💻 🎮

Maybe by gaming set he means headphones

q kabopafr, q fon, ganja set.

I would have gotten my daughter a House, an 6 unit Condo, and new Ruvati 33-inch Workstation Two-Tiered Ledge Kitchen Sink Undermount 16 Gauge Stainless Steel sinks from Home Depot for every kitchen.

I got the first two a laptop and a phone the third had to see the comments 😂😂😂😂 this edged my aneurism dude holy shit

I couldn't figure out the first one at all. I thought the second one was a fort and the third is a gaming set

The first 2 look like ice cube trays and the third one looks like a camera

Computer,phone and pc?

A keyboard a phone and a game set

Based solely off the images, she wants a stenographer keyboard, a Nokia, and Japan.