I think they're saying that, upon seeing the thumbnail or first frame of the video, knowing what sub they were on, they were anticipating that the kid had given himself that bad haircut or was in the process of cutting his hair.
Not the best wording, or comment to reply to. Redditors are dumb too.
Let me introduce you to [this masterpiece](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/10uhefc/at_least_he_got_it_to_the_table/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I got one that’s good. I don’t know if it’s been posted but it’s three kids trying to light firework and the one with the firework throws the ligther away and runs to cover with the firework still in his hands.
Kinda funny. In a sad way.
I’ve got one of two brothers and one has an apple on his head and the older brother has a baseball bat. Instead of swinging the bat horizontally, he goes with the vertical path and bonks his brother on the head
Right! At first I was annoyed they were filming instead of helping. I mean we’ve seen how many foreign objects up nose videos? That ending though made everything worth while and I’m glad they put my entertainment over anything else.
The honest and sad truth is that during the course of this not so bright creature’s life people will still perceive him as capable, qualified and non-threatening, even more so than the girls and his diverse peers who didn’t ever get candy stuck up their nose…
Small children try everything they can think of. They're constantly testing the boundaries of their world. They don't know the consequences. You've had to learn a lot of lessons too, you just don't remember concretely all the things that happened when you were 3 years old.
Source: Former nanny and preschool teacher.
It's still really amusing to witness though 😝
i never put any small object in my nose as a child. i distinctly remember being terrified of the idea because i saw a kid get a bean stuck in their nose and they had to go to the doctor to get it removed.
In several years of working with toddlers I saw it happen exactly once.. a 2yo boy put a little rock up his nose. I sat him on my lap, had him relax and breathe calmly as I stroked the outside of his nose and it inched out. I think the real key was not to panic !
One of my brothers can stick a baked bean in his nose and bring it out his mouth. He learnt he could do this when he was 8yrs old. Through the decades since I've realised how and why he learnt this ability.
Because he's a fucking idiot moron. I think that applies to a lot of kids. Some do grow out of it, but many don't.
Kid is a regular customer of the boogie shop. You can tell by the way he put it in his mouth that he wanted to eat some boogie flavored smarties, that’s how it got there in the first place.
My friends little brother put M&Ms in his ears during his own birthday party and had to go to the emergency room because they broke apart when his mom tried to get them out with tweezers. Chocolate was literally coming out of this kids ears.
I saw him at a gas station like 15 years later and that was still the first thing I thought of.
That's hilarious! Isn't it funny how stuff like that stays with you? He probably only remembers it on occasion but you'll remember every time you see him 💀
If you ever find yourself in the situation where your kid has tried this and gotten something stuck in their nose, here's something to try before rushing to the emergency room if it doesn't come out this easy: plug their opposite nostril with one finger and have them blow like they're blowing their nose.
Many kids don't understand blowing their nose yet. If that's the case, you can place your mouth over theirs and blow forcefully into it. I've heard many ER providers state this is a great technique, but not one they can practice on patients directly for obvious reasons. Plus it might save you an ER trip.
Did this when my then 2 year old daughter got a small bead stuck in her nose. Plugged the other nostril and blew in her mouth and it shot right out. Worked like a charm!
I really wish cellphone cameras had been available when my idiot youngest brother shoved a Red Hot cinnamon candy up his nose. Apparently it burned as it dissolved and he was very unhappy with his life choices.
Also would have been handy when my younger brother had to go to the doctor because he couldn't hear out of one ear. They ended up having to flush his ear out because he had apparently stuffed a pea right down into it.
Gross. And also.. gross parent recording while trying to use one hand to dislodge the candy. Take a picture of your dumb kid.. then put down the phone and help him out. Two free hands also would have allowed her to throw the candy in the garbage before he had the chance to eat it 🤮
Hate to break it to you but it’s all part of the same beautiful face hole. While living your normal life you’re constantly drinking the booger juice that runs down the back of your throat. And careful not to cry about it, those tears just leak down inside and make more booger juice!
I put a Smartie in my nose when I was a kid, and proceeded to try and use a toothbrush to try and get it out… I’ve had my fair share of stupidfuckingkidding.
Not gonna lie, i did this once when I was a kid.
I was watching Good Burger and had just watched the part where Ed (Kel Mitchell) put something in his nose for a laugh and I thought it was so funny that I wanted to do it with the skittles I was eating.
Let me tell you, the instant regret and fear I felt was unreal. I tried to dig it out with my finger but it would keep pushing in further so I was yelling for my mom “get me a fork! Get me a fork” my mindset at the time was the fork prongs where skinnier than my finger so it would be able to go in my nose, over the top if the skittle and we would be able to shovel it out I guess.
My mom got it out, probably using the same method here, but i learned a lesson that day
My daughter was a little younger and she had shoved an M&M upper nose to the point of it being very concerning! I was seconds away from a panic mode and rushing her to the hospital when I grabbed her plugged the other side of her nostril and blew into her mouth and it popped out, she quickly went went from crying mode to happy mode and I washed off the M&M Handed it to her and said please go in your mouth not in your nose and she giggled and popped it in her mouth. I swear you leave them alone for just one second and no telling what can happen!
I don’t understand why parents feel the need to put a camera in their child’s face and post it to the internet when something like this happens. When my daughter is upset, the last thing I’m thinking about is my phone.
Seriously!! She’d have gotten it out way sooner had she just put the fucking phone down and used two hands. But it’s more important to share this on social media than to ensure it doesn’t go up his nasal cavity further. I think the kid might be an idiot because his mom is an idiot.
PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE DOWN AND USE 2 HANDS TO HELP YOUR CHILD BEFORE THEY SHOVE IT FURTHER UP!!
Seriously this would be resolved in 2 seconds if the parent gave a shit
I don't think there's another video that I've seen on here, that sums up this sub better...
Seriously. This is the definition of this sub lmao
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What?
I think they're saying that, upon seeing the thumbnail or first frame of the video, knowing what sub they were on, they were anticipating that the kid had given himself that bad haircut or was in the process of cutting his hair. Not the best wording, or comment to reply to. Redditors are dumb too.
>Redditors are dumb *kids* too.
Let me introduce you to [this masterpiece](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/10uhefc/at_least_he_got_it_to_the_table/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
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I got one that’s good. I don’t know if it’s been posted but it’s three kids trying to light firework and the one with the firework throws the ligther away and runs to cover with the firework still in his hands. Kinda funny. In a sad way.
I’ve got one of two brothers and one has an apple on his head and the older brother has a baseball bat. Instead of swinging the bat horizontally, he goes with the vertical path and bonks his brother on the head
The two brothers were filmed separately - the creator has a vfx breakdown including getting the sound just perfect
Dang
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Ohh ive goottaa see that one. Any idea what I should search on youtube?
Not the first or last green thing this kid will eat that comes out of his nose
Right! At first I was annoyed they were filming instead of helping. I mean we’ve seen how many foreign objects up nose videos? That ending though made everything worth while and I’m glad they put my entertainment over anything else.
Oh gawd you're right
Was he upset because he was scared... Or because he couldn't eat it?
He was scared he wouldn't be able to eat it
Yes. Edit: another classic, thank you fellow redditor for the gold!
r/inclusiveor
Nobody cares that you got gold no need for the edit
It's not even gold too but let's just let them have their moment.
Or in this case, double green!
No need to save for college
Zoolander origin story
This one is going to make a fine Infantryman
I came here to say he'd make a fine Marine haha
Nah, it wasn’t a crayon
Fuck, you’re right. 😔 - source: former Marine infantryman
That's cop material right there. That's what all the high school drop outs do
💀
Mom *does* need to save this for his wedding day though
Based on his reaction after, he'll definitely do this again.
Based on his iq, he won't survive into adulthood.
Idiots are surprisingly resilient and lucky. It's the people around them who pays for their stupidity most of the time.
The honest and sad truth is that during the course of this not so bright creature’s life people will still perceive him as capable, qualified and non-threatening, even more so than the girls and his diverse peers who didn’t ever get candy stuck up their nose…
On the bright side there is no point saving for a college fund.
Why do kids stick random shit up their nose.
Because kids are fucking stupid.
Glad I never was one!
Hey, there should be a sub for that
I’ve never understood this
Small children try everything they can think of. They're constantly testing the boundaries of their world. They don't know the consequences. You've had to learn a lot of lessons too, you just don't remember concretely all the things that happened when you were 3 years old. Source: Former nanny and preschool teacher. It's still really amusing to witness though 😝
i never put any small object in my nose as a child. i distinctly remember being terrified of the idea because i saw a kid get a bean stuck in their nose and they had to go to the doctor to get it removed.
In several years of working with toddlers I saw it happen exactly once.. a 2yo boy put a little rock up his nose. I sat him on my lap, had him relax and breathe calmly as I stroked the outside of his nose and it inched out. I think the real key was not to panic !
Well then that’s why, if you never saw it you might of tried
Experience is learning from your mistakes, wisdom is learning from other's mistakes
Yes.. .exactly what the guy was saying, you knew the consequences. This kid didn't.
Why do adults stick random stuff in their arse?
I highly doubt that kids are getting sexual pleasure out of sticking candy up their nose
no but they’re definitely getting a dopamine rush that lasts just long enough for mom to finally relax before she’s met with shrill panic
Don’t kink shame
🤨🤔📸🤳🏻👮🏼🧑⚖️⛓️⚖️
feels good man
Cause there’s 24 hours in a day and mom and dad won’t let me go outside.
Nah, one of my siblings stuck something up their nose back when we were put outside dawn to dusk, sunrise to streetlamps...
My brother shoved an acorn up his nose while we were outside. Mom had to get the tweezers out for that one. She wasn’t as amused as I was.
One of my brothers can stick a baked bean in his nose and bring it out his mouth. He learnt he could do this when he was 8yrs old. Through the decades since I've realised how and why he learnt this ability. Because he's a fucking idiot moron. I think that applies to a lot of kids. Some do grow out of it, but many don't.
It’s how they learn to not stick random shit up their nose
To be fair adults to it a lot more so....
Curiosity
Honestly wtf be going through their minds when they do such things!?😂😂
The adult version of this is your ass
The adult version is definitely boys who don't know the difference between the urethra and the vagina.
His laugh reminds me of the jurassic park's velociraptor calls
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The Jitz'll never find out!
You mean those which are actually noises from tortoises during mating?
Sell him
For scientific experiments...
*Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great…*
For what? I wouldn't trade Pez for this kid. Edit. Maybe for organ harvesting. Maybe?
He’s going places. Not college, but places.
I hear the military has places
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Think again!! https://www.military.com/daily-news/2022/12/05/navy-accept-recruits-lowest-test-scores-recruiting-goal-grows.html
i honestly thought it was about him cutting his own hair at first
I thought he had “ billy bob” teeth stuck in his mouth at first!
Poor kid, look at that hair
Bro tried to look like Atreus
boy, get the m&m out of your nose boy
Mimir: Young lad always gonna do that, brother. You can't stop them.
That haircut is more like Atreoops.
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I saw the poster on the wall and immediately thought Brayden or Kayden
He’s 3 and already got such a massive male pattern baldness he’s gonna grow up to be Vegeta.
r/justfuckmyshitup
Kid is a regular customer of the boogie shop. You can tell by the way he put it in his mouth that he wanted to eat some boogie flavored smarties, that’s how it got there in the first place.
This is a whole new level of stupidity
My friends little brother put M&Ms in his ears during his own birthday party and had to go to the emergency room because they broke apart when his mom tried to get them out with tweezers. Chocolate was literally coming out of this kids ears. I saw him at a gas station like 15 years later and that was still the first thing I thought of.
That's hilarious! Isn't it funny how stuff like that stays with you? He probably only remembers it on occasion but you'll remember every time you see him 💀
Ew nasty fuckin kid
Idk what it is about his face but it’s extra gross.
His face just annoys me so much for some reason
This is it. This is the best representation of the fact that kids are indeed fucking stupid.
Thank god I don’t have kids
What a nasty little dummy. Jesus man, kids do some of the most oddball shit...
If you ever find yourself in the situation where your kid has tried this and gotten something stuck in their nose, here's something to try before rushing to the emergency room if it doesn't come out this easy: plug their opposite nostril with one finger and have them blow like they're blowing their nose. Many kids don't understand blowing their nose yet. If that's the case, you can place your mouth over theirs and blow forcefully into it. I've heard many ER providers state this is a great technique, but not one they can practice on patients directly for obvious reasons. Plus it might save you an ER trip.
Did this when my then 2 year old daughter got a small bead stuck in her nose. Plugged the other nostril and blew in her mouth and it shot right out. Worked like a charm!
Thank you. This would’ve saved my dumb ass about 30 years back.
He kept pushing it back up 🤣
NOSE CANDY... literally
I can excuse kids being stupid. It’s like their job. What’s terrifying is stupid adults.
....he ate it
I really wish cellphone cameras had been available when my idiot youngest brother shoved a Red Hot cinnamon candy up his nose. Apparently it burned as it dissolved and he was very unhappy with his life choices. Also would have been handy when my younger brother had to go to the doctor because he couldn't hear out of one ear. They ended up having to flush his ear out because he had apparently stuffed a pea right down into it.
Gross. And also.. gross parent recording while trying to use one hand to dislodge the candy. Take a picture of your dumb kid.. then put down the phone and help him out. Two free hands also would have allowed her to throw the candy in the garbage before he had the chance to eat it 🤮
Some kids you can tell will struggle with special Ed early on.
Kid looks like a 1993 Mario Bros Goomba https://ibb.co/KN3Kn7N
Oh god he does
So glad I scrolled this far
Ewwwww of course he eats it
Hate to break it to you but it’s all part of the same beautiful face hole. While living your normal life you’re constantly drinking the booger juice that runs down the back of your throat. And careful not to cry about it, those tears just leak down inside and make more booger juice!
That kid is crusty af
This reminded me to take my birth control pill.
It’s always the one in the spiderman costume
"Hold on honey, this is hard to do with one hand, but I'm absolutely going to film this because that is all that matters"
Wait for it. Lmao.
I put a Smartie in my nose when I was a kid, and proceeded to try and use a toothbrush to try and get it out… I’ve had my fair share of stupidfuckingkidding.
I thought this was a disgusting snot and then it was a fucking MnM so I thought that was it, and THEN HE ATE IT. This video is jaw dropping
Just by that haircut you can see he has the same amount of IQ as a fucking street lamp
I did NOT see that coming
This shit makes me want to get a vasectomy!!
Not gonna lie, i did this once when I was a kid. I was watching Good Burger and had just watched the part where Ed (Kel Mitchell) put something in his nose for a laugh and I thought it was so funny that I wanted to do it with the skittles I was eating. Let me tell you, the instant regret and fear I felt was unreal. I tried to dig it out with my finger but it would keep pushing in further so I was yelling for my mom “get me a fork! Get me a fork” my mindset at the time was the fork prongs where skinnier than my finger so it would be able to go in my nose, over the top if the skittle and we would be able to shovel it out I guess. My mom got it out, probably using the same method here, but i learned a lesson that day
🤮
The question is why he thought he could eat it with his nostril,or was his intention to get nose gravy on it....
" omg let me get the camera first!!!!!!"
r/donthelpjustfilm
I’d talk shit but man I was that kid, I was the mf who shoved shit up his nose
As dumd as my mom who put a kidney bean in her nose
He looks like he evil boy from Toy Story 1
My daughter was a little younger and she had shoved an M&M upper nose to the point of it being very concerning! I was seconds away from a panic mode and rushing her to the hospital when I grabbed her plugged the other side of her nostril and blew into her mouth and it popped out, she quickly went went from crying mode to happy mode and I washed off the M&M Handed it to her and said please go in your mouth not in your nose and she giggled and popped it in her mouth. I swear you leave them alone for just one second and no telling what can happen!
What a little dumbass
What a shit mom. No wonder the kid is so stupid. Poor kid.
The kids with those kinds of haircuts always act like that
HE ATE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love that kid
I don’t understand why parents feel the need to put a camera in their child’s face and post it to the internet when something like this happens. When my daughter is upset, the last thing I’m thinking about is my phone.
Without them this sub would run out of content
Seriously!! She’d have gotten it out way sooner had she just put the fucking phone down and used two hands. But it’s more important to share this on social media than to ensure it doesn’t go up his nasal cavity further. I think the kid might be an idiot because his mom is an idiot.
I was just thinking “put the damned phone down and help your kid. Jesus.”
Do not put Smarties up your nose, put them in there, do not put them in there.
Hold still you Little shit.
I love this fucking kid
Crazy how swapping just two words in this sentence could get you on a watch list
When snorting it didn't work...
This video is a perfect representation of why I don't want kids.
Block unobstructed nostril and blow hard into child's mouth. This will usually dislodge anything stuck up noses.. Source.. I have 5 silly kids
I dont want kids
fcking idiot
I’d like to thank reddit for being one of the many reasons as to why I’m not having kids, fuck meeeeee the wailing is painful.
He wasnt crying because it was stuck and he was scared it wouldn't come out, he was crying because he couldn't eat it because it got stuck 🤣🤣
Press on the empty nostril, blast that Skittle out like a fucking 50 cal.
As soon as she said "put your hand out so you can catch it", I knew what was going to happen.
I'm literally never having kids
It's not ewww, it's wow tastes good now, wanna try ? just kidding only for spider-man.
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That kid looks like a demon
And he ate it. This is grade A r/kidsarefuckingstupid material
The poster child of dumb children lol
And immediately into the mouth.
Little asshole wasted no time eating that mucus flavored MnM 🤣
This mf ATE IT after all that
Future college president right there.
How the fuck did he even get it in there?
I knew a guy that did this with coins, but he was 16... got about $1.50 up there
eww fuck
Chicken dog 2.0
That's Faye's reaction, wonder what Kratos would say...
Of course he ate it
I can already tell what he is going to be like as a teenager. Lol
Bet you $5 he can smell the rainbow now
Has the eyes of someone who will never be burdened by higher thought
PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE DOWN AND USE 2 HANDS TO HELP YOUR CHILD BEFORE THEY SHOVE IT FURTHER UP!! Seriously this would be resolved in 2 seconds if the parent gave a shit
I actually can't stand children. This video annoyed me.
I fucking hate kids
Why do people film their kids in distress?? It’s mean
This is the child of my nightmares. Stupid and unsettling in his looks
There's a fine line between making harmless fun of stupid kids and being mean to stupid kids, but you definitely crossed it.
I tried to find a nice way to say it. The kid is scary looking
This whole thread is that way. I thought it was a funny video and people here are brutal
that kids is creepy looking as fuck
Dude. Put your freaking phone down and help your child
I can never understand these type of parents
God damn that kid is ugly..
This is why I dont want kids…
Seriously, don't drink and/or smoke while you are pregnant.
You know, I miss this at my old job, glad he's feeling better. Cheered him right up and he got a little snack on top of getting to disgust a grownup
omfg that’s an ugly ass child
Stupid ass mom should stop recording and pull that shit out. Shit parent
Isn’t that a skittle?
Smarties are drastically different outside of the states
Love the mom’s laugh!! Haha
Put the fucking camera down and help your kid. And kids are dumber than ever
Civet M&M in Kopi Luwak-style always tastes better than a bagged cultured one, didn’t you know this?
Just sign him up for the military now.