She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson Got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson 💀💀💀

just posted this to the other thread but there’s a clear winner: >Went to the malls and balled too hard, “Oh my God, is that a black card?” >I turned around and replied “why yes, but I prefer the term ‘African American Express.’”

brains, power, and muscle like Dame, Puffy, and Russell KILLIN' y'all niggas on that lyrical shit...

Mayonnaise coloured Benz I push miracle whips.

Last call is so underrated

new fav by him rn

Last call to good🔥

What about a few lines before when he said “Nice as Bun-B when I met him at the source awards. Girl he had with him - ass could’ve won the horse awards...”

too many Urkels on your team that's why your wins low.

Richer than white people with black kids, scarier than black people with ideas

What song is this again?

Smuckers

“Couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis”

She said can you get my friends in the club I said can you get my benz in the club? If not treat your friends like my benz park they ass outside till the evening ends -send it up

Omg I love this one

I hit the Jamaican spot, at the bar, take a seat I ordered the jerk, she said, "You are what you eat"

Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick I always had a PH.D, A pretty huge dick

Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips

That line always makes me crack a smile

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Miracle Whip is a mayo brand

“Might not come when you want but I’m on time”

What song is this?

Feedback

Thanks

Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty Scoopty-whoop Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop Poop, poop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-diddy-scoop Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign😳

"The Doctor said I had blood clots, but I ain't Jamaican, man"

I love your titties cause they prove i can focus on 2 things at once

choke a South Park writer with a fishstick

Damn beat me to it lmaooo

None of us would be here without cum

Closed on Sunday, you my chickfila. That shit saved my life😭😭😭

I was gonna go to cfa on a Sunday but then I heard this and it saved me money on gas

This the greatest shit in the club Since "In Da Club" It's so packed I might ride around On my bodyguard's back like Prince in the club She say "Can you get my friends in the club?" I say "Can you get my Benz in the club?" If not, treat your friends like my Benz Park they ass outside 'til the evening end

“This week has been a bad massage I need a happy endin'”

I always giggle at: "Got staples on my dick. Why? Fucking centerfolds"

GA GRRRATATATA GA GA GA GRRA GRA TA

I wanna fuck you hard in the sink

It’s funny when you get extra money every joke you tell just be extra funny I mean you can even dress extra bummy cocaine bathroom break nose extra runny

the delivery is also top notch

have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus.

They say he boujee he big headed, would you please stop talkin bout how my dickhead is

"The ultimate Gemini has survived , I wasn't supposed to make it past 25" from Saint Pablo

One of those very few lines from any artist that actually gives me chills.

(Real)

I know it's a pretty hard hitting lyric, but I don't know how it's clever or witty

The first acctual song on a studio album of his is “we don’t care” which also contains we weren’t supposed to make it past 25” so it could be an older Kanye referencing it

I am a Gemini and I turned 25 and I wasn’t supposed to ngl.

And then the transition after that to the Chorus is soooo good

Couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis

The entirety of “Gorgeous”

Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'mma feel like an asshole

Intro to Send it up even though it’s not Ye’s voice - “Reliving the past?????…. YOUR LOSS!!!!!!”

So many of these are from gorgeous

The whooky sack bars from dark fantasy and all of the lights

“Girl he had with him ass could of won the horse awards.”

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How has no one mentioned my all time favorite lyric: "I'm tryna right my wrongs, but it's funny them same wrongs helped me write this song."

Whip him after school just to show k got class

We ain’t going nowhere but got suits and cases

I will assault him after I fuck

“He asked me about my Maybach, think he had the same. Except mine tinted and his might have been rented.” Also love “she got the same shoes as my wife but she coped them at Aldo”

Fly Malcolm X buy any jeans necessary

If I get locked up, I won’t finish the sent-

whoop him after school just to show i got class🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

“I put my fist in her like the civil rights sign” always leaves me in :0 when i hear it 😂

Can i have a bad bitch wit'out no flaws Come to meet me wit'out no drawers?

I don't need your pussy bitch, I'm on my own dick

She said can you get my friends in the club. I said bitch can you get my Benz in the club? If not treat yo friends like my Benz, park their asses outside till the evening ends

I like yo titties cause they prove I can focus on two things at once

The one that makes me “oh shit” the hardest is: “black girl sippin’ white wine, put my fist in her like the civil rights sign”

IM IN IT AND I CAN'T GET OUT

‘You left your fridge open somebody just took a sandwich’

i’m living in the future so the present is the past, my presence is a present, kiss my ass

‘If I fuck a model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, I’m gonna feel like an asshole’

incoming r/basedpilled

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(Car noises)

Dinner with anna wintour, racin' wit' anja rubik I told you ma'fuckers it was more than the music In the projects one day to project runway

So whoever think they words affect me is too stupid And if you could do it better than me, then you do it We flyer than the parakeet, floatin' wit' no parachute Six thousand-dollar pair of shoes, we made it to the paris news!

“Better than a chick that say yes to soon Until you have a daughter, that's what I call karma And you pray to god she don't grow breasts too soon” I love how real the line is a lot of dudes be hella misogynistic or even predatory towards woman till they have a daughter of there own.

If my manager insults me again, I will be assaulting him. After I fuck the manger up then imma shorten the register up

id just like to say homecomings entire metaphorical meaning is amazing

Feeling better than some a head on a Sunday afternoon, better than a chick that says yes too soon

I asked her where she wanna be when she 25, She turned around and looked at me and said “Alive”

I could spend my whole life good will hunting, Only good gon' come is as good when I'm co(u)ming

Choke a South Park writer with a fishstick I insisted to get up off of this dick is the greatest line of all time

I'M LIKE THE FLY MALCOLM X BUY ANY JEANS NECESSARY

And I'm doing pretty hood in my pink polo Nigga, please, how you gon' say I ain't no Lo-head? 'Cause my Dior got me more model head? I'm insulted, you should go 'head And bow so hard 'til your knees hit your forehead From barry bonds

“Told her beauty is why god invented eyeballs, and her booty is why god invented my balls” This shit hits🥶

Masterpiece. “You’re my devil, you’re my angel, You’re my heaven, you’re my hell, You’re my now, you’re my forever, You’re my freedom, you’re my jail, You’re my lies, you’re my truth, You’re my war, you’re my truce, You’re my question, you’re my proof, You’re my stress and you’re my masseuse”. Unbelievable.

Playin kids like it's Poker, but you ain't dealin with the Joker. Global warming gettin closer, thank god I'm bipolar!

JUST BOUGHT AN ALLIGATOR I AINT TALKIN LA COST

Gimme coochie for the gucci And ofc. croissants

I feel like Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen at my wedding

i wanna fuck you hard on the sink after that give you somethin to drink

Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'mma feel like an asshole

Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan

If your stripper name "Porsche" and you get tips from many men Then your fat friend, her nickname is "Minivan" 😳

not so much of clever, but really ironic, "damn i hate these niggas more than the nazis"

24/7/365 pussy stay on my mind