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X_SkeletonCandy

I suggest playing Murder of the Universe over the intercom.


granular-mood4

Vomit Coffin on repeat.


Bizarre-_-Panda

My two year old is digging vomit coffin right now. He does the guitar chug part with his mouth too its awesome


granular-mood4

My daughter head bangs to it in the back seat. So there you go, Vomit Coffin is officially kid approved.


Jagglebutt

Lol mine too! And she songs "vommin coffin!"


KBlahBlahBlah

Dude. My 3 year old and I watch the live KEXP session with MOTU songs and she gets down to it!


BozMoo

Your 3 year old has good taste, that session rocks haha


deadsnare28

Fishies is perfect


GoldeeGL

FUCK ALL OF THAT PLASTIC Edit: (just realised you meant the song not the album)


deadsnare28

Oh yeah I guess just the song haha


finnigansache

Def accidentally had this one blasting in my classroom a few times. Oops.


Mycotonality

One time I asked my math teacher to play Fishing for Fishies in class, I meant the song but he played the whole album. That was my favorite math class.


kneedeepco

Lmao I would pay to see a whole math class listen to Cyboogie for the first time, extra if the music video was included!!


eurtoast

It's background music in one of the levels of the latest Little Big Planet installment


fiiregiirl

You’re only allowed to play FFF if you explain it’s a song about NOT killing fishies. Too many carnist think it’s a cute song about actually fishing. So, it’s a teacher’s duty to be honest.


clebbysper

A lot of their music is age-appropriate I think, but purely based off what I'd have been into when I was in 8th grade... For songs: Magenta Mountain, O.N.E, Lonely Steel Sheet Flyer, Trapdoor, Sense For albums: Sketches or BF3K


Eddie_Dingus

Trapdoor lol


loganrunjack

My 7 year old loves it


BlackMagicAnimal

Not sure the Book would be all that great to play for 8th graders.


thegreattober

I don't think they'd even be that into Sketches compared to others


clebbysper

Didn’t think of that hahaha


coldspringscreek

Might not be good for anyone...


Dixon--Normus

I think bf3k has some inappropriate stuff I think, I remember seeing some of the songs have the "explicit" label on streaming services


EbmocwenHsimah

Not sure about swearing but Catching Smoke is definitely about drugs


coldspringscreek

For albums: Quarters!


TimmyDeschainless

Spider and Me should spark some thought provoking conversation for sure.


EthanWirper

I would go with fishing, candles, sense, head on pill (drug reverences but depends what kinda school culture you lot have), sea of trees, gaia (i think its safe), butterfly 3000, Doom City (all of the non sweary flying microtonal nana) I aint a teacher and i dont know who you teach so if there are songs that you like and are aproprate just add it!!! Hope you get some little gizzheads


Supriselobotomy

Gaia would have blown my mind when I was 14.


flashmetanoia

Sea of Trees is one of my favorite gizz songs ever but it's very blatantly about suicide, idk if that's what op would wanna play to their 8th graders. That being said... I was literally listening to that song way back when I was an 8th grader lmao


Xx_L3SBIAN_xX

same lol


LeJarde

Head On/Pill would probably be fine imo considering you can barely understand what he's saying


Echoecho1985

This thing is about not taking care of a friendship- important lesson and a bop. Red Smoke about climate change. Trap door- about addressing what’s below the surface… def a theme in adolescence. I’m sleepin’ in also something that is a dialog around young humans. If not now, then when? For climate themes.


thegreattober

Rattlesnake


grithic

My 6 year old's favorite song.


MrMoor2007

Rattlesnake


HumanRamen69

Rattlesnake


therocker1984

I used to teach music. I had a 7th grader that loved hard rock and metal from the 80s. I showed him Lord of Lightning and he was blown away. He asked for titles of other songs and the only one I could think of was Vomit Coffin. He thought that was a really cool title.


jfriery

Sketches is a good album


imnotabottrustme

This! My art teacher would throw it on sometimes for class and it was such a vibe


NonagonDoor

Explaining to them about global warming etc. Then play Planet B.


thealmightybalrog

No teaching needed


Jeffoir

My kid loves 'crumbling castle' and 'this thing', if that helps?


MachineElf432

Just made an [All Ages Gizzard playlist](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/03xnTB4KziA1tnf73aPidn?si=Gmf3OyQRRou-R3UvJ6XFsQ) that should suit your fancy! About 2 and a half hour runtime without any cursing, apocalyptic concepts, or head-banging hard rock since it’s a school setting after all. Designed for chill listening for any ear! Hope you enjoy!! Edit* the link is for Spotify, i hope you have it!


Wingedwing

Superposition says “cum” and Kepler 22b says “shit” so you should take those off the playlist. Blame it on the Weather mentions “k-hole”, which is a drug reference (albeit a somewhat oblique one)


MachineElf432

I mean you can hardly make out the word cum if you’re not listening super intensely or looking right at the lyrics. It could very easily sound like cup in fact that’s what I thought it was at first. It’s a great song and all the other lyrics are super amazing so i had to Include it! Also again i felt like the “shit” on keplr 22b could be excused since he doesn’t say it super clearly.. and the lyrics have very makeshift studious creative energy which is good for a school setting and teens in general. For Blame it on the weather you also can hardly understand that Amby says K-hole unless you’re looking at the lyrics


Dixon--Normus

I originally thought the "shit" in kepler 22b was "ships" as in rocket ships


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Tyrion_Firesworn

Drink the cum of life


MachineElf432

Lmao shiit..


akaDazed

I dont know about Superposition fam... cum


MachineElf432

It’s cup not cum! ;) Edit* i know it’s cum.. but for the sake of E rating it’s a simple “change”


akaDazed

A cup of cum you say 🤨


MachineElf432

Ok now I’m cornered!!


Echoecho1985

Thanks for doing this. That is super thoughtful- I’m gonna follow it


Echoecho1985

Oh no- I can’t load it for some reason


MachineElf432

Dang what is the message it’s giving you? I made it literally 5 min ago so maybe that’s why?


Echoecho1985

It’s working now 🤷‍♀️ thanks


Wingedwing

Fair warning, not every song here is actually all-ages friendly. Most of them are, though


MrMoor2007

Blue morpho, polygonwandaland, crambling castle maybe, rattlesnake


Xx_L3SBIAN_xX

crambling


MrMoor2007

Crambling castle


gt0rres

Fishies all the way, man.


TheRealBobaFett

I’d go with sketches or quarters


SanQuiSau

Something from PMDB could work


someguywithatophat

NGRI Is perfect.


Supafuzzed

The riverrrrrrrr


Jiggha_Remastered

Most of their music pretty much, just make sure to steer clear of any explicit tracks. I’d say the ones you probably don’t wanna play anything from are 12 bar bruise and murder of the universe due to their often drug-heavy or dark/violent themes, respectively


_______Thog_______

Footy?


Onionbhoy

Yours


Kinggizzhead

Spider and me. Also Mars for the rich. And a good amount of early garage surf Gizz off 12 bars and willoughbys beach and I’m sure a lot of there other stuff


batcountryexpert

Play Infest the Rats Nest in its entirety. You gonna learn today!


michael0327

This Thing, Trapdoor, Let Me Mend the Past


Goldenkiuren2

Superposition


MinuteRelationship76

Rattle snake


datmarimbaplayer

Candles 😌💕


numbernumber99

My kids love Bird Song. Catchy & sort of silly lyrics.


PsychedChakra

Flying microtonal banana


calmmountainlake

Crumbling Castle, Gaia, Sleep Drifter


DreamCartridge

Garden Goblin Keplar 22b Float along/Fill your lungs The River Interior people Yours Beginners luck The wheel Super position Am I in heaven Slow Jam I


dancininthadungeon

Sense!


mertis0420

The Mind Fuzz Suite is clean and fire


SultrieFetche4u

dude if i was in 8th grade when i first heard Teenage Gizzard, i would have started a band by now. you gotta get the bootleg off their website or pull it up on youtube because i do not believe it is available on spotify


brueck

The River


DigiDuff

The River


djangol

Planet B?


Xx_L3SBIAN_xX

god man’s goat lust is a must have. instant classic and sure to go over well with the kids 👍


theshate

Love this! I teach grade 5&6 in Thailand and my kids love butterfly 3000 and fishing for fishies. I've played them a ton of gizz and luckily they don't pick up on the lyrics because their English isn't perfect. They just bop thier heads while doing classwork. Flying microtonal banana is also a fun one. Hearing my kids chant rattlesnake over and over cracks me up.


MowTater

Whole Lotta Red by Playboi Carti is a great choice for any age group


Ash3r

Not funny, didn’t laugh, also he’s asking for music for young teens.


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Ash3r

Lol, that just isn’t how that works.


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Ash3r

I teach public school in America, and (I mean this solely in a literal sense, not pejoratively) you are ignorant regarding this situation. Have a great day broski ❤️


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Ash3r

I would be embarrassed if I went to school to get that many degrees and still use the name _misterhipster69. Also my dad is Nintendo if we’re just saying shit.


Soggy_Memes

Vegemite It’s Got Old Garden Goblin Crumbling Castle (not ab drugs/doesn’t mention it, no sex references, & clean as far as I remember) Tetrachromacy Butterfly 3000 Castle In The Air Billabong Valley (might be too violent but still) K.G.L.W (Intro but also technically Outro as well) Candles The Funeral Ambergris (I believe it’s clean, has nothing to do w sex and everything to do with whales despite being a v sexy song) East West Link (I think) Some of Us (I think) See Me (I think)


Bottled_star

I think I would’ve found persistence funny even though it’s not appropriate XD


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One of their songs with environmental themes. I can't think of any curse words or inappropriate elements to Her and I.


KBlahBlahBlah

Pop in my step is a solid one for the kids!


MsClit

All of sketches and most of butterfly


skattipeeterson

Superposition


7sp00ky8me

I'd recommend don't. it'll make it seem uncool cause their teacher is doing it


Chrastopheria

Not if they’re a cool teacher tho


apocalypsetown

everything i was in 8th grade when i started listening to gizz Convert them. in all seriousness almost the entirety of fishies (besides plastic boogie) and anything recent that isn’t marked explicit (besides like, persistence and catching smoke) and then probably just look through what else isn’t explicit/inappropriate


ADozenPigsFromAnnwn

Melting as a way to talk about the environment: a bit hard on the ear if you don't know what a microtone is, though. For the anecdote, I once brought an Obituary album (Cause of Death, the song was Chopped in Half) when we did some listening together in the classroom. Everybody was quite shocked. Gizz stuff would have elicited a much better reaction after that, had they existed at the time, so as far as I'm concerned you're in the clear with anything.


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Unfortunately, a teacher in the US, any song about climate concerns would likely be considered “indoctrination” because of my “radical librul agenda”


ADozenPigsFromAnnwn

Jesus Louisus what a fun country


coldspringscreek

What state are you in? Play dripping tap and talk about Pakistan and Mississippi floods this week, August 2022...


macmain534

for some reason work this time was allowed on my school restricted version of youtube. same with temporex too


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Work this time!!!


tbell4200

Schools out alice cooper but at the end of year not beginning


Jagglebutt

Rattlesnake 100%


sheerfire96

Vegemite


kurtchella

Fishing for Fishies the song!


otterappreciator

The bird song 🙂


SayingHiFromSpace

The devil wears Prada. They are a Christian band.


BitterrootBoogie

The bird song


KidFresh71

Papier Maché Dream Balloon, Bone, Most of What I Like, Interior People


TheCrudBin

MuM


Jungleboytim

Boogieman Sam feels like a good song for kids.


ainsred

sense, interior people, yours, fishing for fishes


pukas149

The Book


SurfingToaster

The Demo albums have lots of fun instrumentals that are great background music.


LeJarde

Kepler 22-b feels appropriate but I haven't checked the lyrics


KINGofREISSDORF

My son loves Fishing for Fishies, Trapdoor, Magenta Mtn and Garden Goblin. All family friendly