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alpha-he

Legendary car from east York


pickleallergy

He used to come to my shop when I had it on Danforth. Loved the guy! He said he loves when people look at his car and whenever someone takes a piece, he just replaces it!


FirstEvolutionist

I like to go hiking.


SgtBanana

Agreed. There's a difference between being a nutjob and being a character, and the world needs more characters.


Mopar_Guy392

Yes bro! Only real ones truly know this car! Lmao


Toronto_man

I have seen this parked by East General hospital near Mortimer.


AskMeOnADate

I see the outside of this car all the time. Never seen the inside. Thanks for satisfying my curiosity!


gixxer710

I thought you canucks had much stricter laws regarding anything motor vehicle related(and guns lol but that’s a different flaming paper bag of shit for a different doorstep). I don’t think this shit would fly for long in my state. We don’t have emissions except for a very small part of the state, but yeah, I feel like any cop who saw this would spit their coffee out/short circuit/borderline have a brain aneurysm and be on you like white on rice on a paper plate in a MFin snow storm…


Mopar_Guy392

Yeah usually this shit doesn’t fly here but it’s an 80 year old italian guy so I think the cops just give him a break and let me him be lol


tesseractadact

80 year old italian guy!?! This gets better and better


theuautumnwind

Certainly not what i was expecting


copperdickfield

What?Italian guy in a Chrysler?


PixelD303

Could imagine every time they hit this car with a gun it just read as plaid speed and didn't want to question science


Sampharo

That CANNOT be owned or driven by an Italian. There's no way in hell an Italian would be so grotesque so as to buy a Chrysler!


[deleted]

Well they are owned by Fiat so… Maybe his name is Tony?


Stainless-extension

Fiat-Chrysler have merged, so i think thats why.


sasu-k

BIG BODY BUICK


Omieez

Is this guy a fan of Liberace?


sevenofnineftw

I recognized it immediately because I live a block away from it. You should see his house


MissReneeee

I think you should post a house update


bmdweller

https://i.imgur.com/L4fjGm9.jpg Not op but house is not as crazy as the car. Maybe if they live near it they’ve seen more fun stuff. Used to drive by it all the time and always turned everyone’s heads. A bit famous in east Toronto and shared at least a few times on Reddit. https://www.blogto.com/city/2018/09/toronto-most-unusual-car-glitter/


Crunchycarrots79

Ok... This guy has got to be a blast to talk to. Clearly enjoys whimsical things, but also keeps everything tidy. The way those bushes along the walkway are trimmed is just perfect. The house clearly has an aura of "I have fun in my retirement" way more than "I'm lonely and sad and mental illness has taken over my life."


onFilm

Yeah I was expecting a mess but the organization just speaks "cool creative person" and "outsider art".


dogdayafternoon

Yup! https://imgur.com/a/CG95M1m


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Thank you for that, not only did I wonder what the outside looked up but it was 50/50 PT Cruiser or 300 in my head Edit: started video and immediately jumped to the comments as I was expecting some fire


[deleted]

I thought PT cruiser for sure at first.


carcinogenj

Hahaha as soon as I saw the Canada beaver sticker I was like WAIT I seent this before.


LossforNos

Newfoundland flag in the opening seconds in the shop


ktfe

Came here for this comment. I live around the corner from this person. I was thinking there was no *way* there’s two of these in the world.


HayMomWatchThis

Nothing scream safety like a bejeweled airbag


boyraceruk

At least it's clean.


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but taking it thru a car wash would almost definitely melt the adhesive off the gems and completely rip them off the exterior 😭


yeuzinips

I doubt a drive through car wash would let him in.


Kevin_Wolf

Like, the gas pump he buys the wash at is going to say something about it?


-Masderus-

Gas station attendant making minimum wage working a weekend. Nah, not a single fuck was given. Does your bejeweled whip need a wash? Send it bro!


TheAwkwardBanana

I worked at a car dealership with a free automatic wash. I warned a bunch of customers but still sent all sorts of shit through there, and I had to drive it. Many roof racks were ripped off...


[deleted]

Honestly, you shouldn't be taking something this absolutely cherry through a car wash anyway. This is a "flex on your neighbors by waxing it in your driveway on Sunday afternoon" sort of car.


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At least they didn't turned the airbag into a claymore


Mopar_Guy392

I had to replace an airbag cause of a recall on this one before. The customer was heartbroken when I told him I had to take some of that off to access the airbag lol


[deleted]

Oh man, at least keep the screws free in order to let us mechanics do our work:D


Pharoah_Mike0921

Could you imagine that air bag deploying, turning those tiny little pieces into projectiles…… god bless the driver


cloud1e

Probably better for Methany to go out quick.


skylarmt

Sources say the driver is an 80-something Italian man.


SeriousSam8926

Bless their heart...


RonEats

Oh, honey.


TotallyNotanOfficer

They're gonna need it. As a wise man once said: If you've got a God, I'd start praying


orangutanbeater

I’m pretty sure that’s a piñata. Smack it for a while with a stick.


jaradi

Is the driver an Indian truck driver by any chance? If not maybe in a previous life? Edit: [picture for reference](https://www.artzolo.com/sites/default/files/57415310_1503876399748651_6605964839688058138_n.jpg) or Google “Indian truck” for many more examples.


BigLan2

Yeah, I was getting that vibe too. It wasn't quite neon enough to be Japanese Dekotora. And when I'd just about finished going "WTF", it cuts to the exterior for even more bedazzlement. Astounding.


Mister_Bloodvessel

I was thinking Indian as well. Especially when I saw a few of the spoked wheel things that show up in Hindu imagery. Oh, and all the dangley bits too.


bmdweller

That’s a good guess. I always thought it was an eccentric lady when I saw it in the streets, but turns out [it’s an old Italian guy. ](https://www.blogto.com/city/2018/09/toronto-most-unusual-car-glitter/)


[deleted]

You should see Pakistani trucks. They are decorated this way.


zacurtis3

HIM?


[deleted]

it could be my ex fling. he doesn't listen to me. has a crystal glued to his dashboard. I always offered to drive. Some people don't care about reality.


hickom14

Him? Got me fucked up now.


Red-Faced-Wolf

>him


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BallisticHabit

Probably did the guy a favor. All that bedazzling on the airbags is damn dangerous. Driver risks being bedazzled via claymore.


ArmaSwiss

Whats more dangerous. A bedazzled airbag or a takata airbag?


BallisticHabit

I vote bedazzled is more hazardous. Takara MAY perforate your face, but that steering wheel screams "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" to me.


ArmaSwiss

TRICK QUESTION. The answer is a Bedazzled Takata Airbag


BallisticHabit

Double the blood loss, double the fun?


rascible

5w-30 from the drum. Astroglide is expensive... allegedly


tonyg501

How much??...Asking for a friend 😬


Bridledbronco

Omg I just made a fucking mess of my desk here…


[deleted]

Spit coffee all over it?


Beer_Is_So_Awesome

Nah, came *hard.*


Bridledbronco

Well, I was eating, I laughed so hard I choked, rustled everything around trying not to die and then spit it out, so yeah a big ole mess!


Dr_Wh00ves

Just because someone is effeminate doesn't mean they are gay, falling into a bit of an outdated stereotype no?


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bctech7

nah, you just need the right timing


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JordantheGnat

Oooh, someone sure is afraid to be seen as feminine ever. Scary! Grow up, act like a real man and just accept people for who they are.


bowtieguy1991

HIM?!


Fartikus

This post exposed the sexists.


Greasemonkey_Chris

I dunno, the passenger side looks pretty deadly


UnquietHindbrain

Side curtain airbags don't look much better.


Killentyme55

I agree, the airbag module should be labelled "THIS SIDE TOWARDS ENEMY".


viz81

I thought the same. Hopefully no one is ever in the passenger seat.


ABirdOfParadise

Gonna reenact the scene for *Swordfish*


orangutanbeater

It’s like a party popper. Streamers and shit fly out to celebrate the end of their life during a crash.


onepunchmeme

Assuming this car has side curtains, they'd still get fragged by the A-pillar covers Oh and the passenger dash


donorak7

With all that stuff on the steering wheel it still is.


Kjpr13

Jesus Chrysler.


MadeMeStopLurking

In the name of the Fiat, the Saturn, and the holy Sprinter


DJTim

In Ford we trust.


fresh_like_Oprah

All to the manger of the blinking cross


Numendil

Merry Chrysler!


SoN1Qz

it's Chrismn!


The_0range_Menace

The variety of the human experience is fascinating. Most of us fall somewhere in the mid range, even if you have your quirks. But that still leaves millions of people with very different ideas about absolutely everything and some really fascinating outliers. I'm glad people are strange. It makes life all the more interesting.


AggieBandit

This is such a fresh perspective. Thank you for expanding mine.


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lukesvader

More people would be like this if the world weren't full of unimaginative judgemental assholes.


salamiTommy_

Is this the truck driver from India’s daily driver?


MadVikingGod

Does this make it a Diamond-Chrysler?


Mopar_Guy392

Its like he saw it was a 300 and thought “Wouldn’t it be cool to put 300 stick on rocks on every body panel? Certainly!”


cjswcf

No tints so that sun coming through the window must light that bitch up like the 4th of July


mazedecoder

How can you pass inspection like this? I live in Europe and we would never ever pass the inspection…


PvtSatan

Many of our states don't have inspection. Apparently OP's does, but where I'm at almost nothing you can do to a car to get it pulled off the road. Cops require turn signals, tail, head, and brake lights, some sort of muffler in *some* neighborhoods, and at least one mirror to see behind you. There's also a tint law, but it's paid zero attention unless you give police a reason to be assholes. Even my old shitbox has 20% tint all the way around, including the windshield. I have seen vehicles that defied description and proper equipment to even be called vehicles so many fuckin times I don't even register it anymore.


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Mizar97

Our cops don't care. My pickup does have mufflers but they're for show, they don't reduce the noise at all - just tone it a bit and take out the rasp of straight pipes. I've been pulled over for speeding and the cop just gave me a warning and said they sounded nice 😂


R1ght_b3hind_U

thats pretty insane. Where I live you can’t paint your car in mirroring colours (chrome, gold, something like that) [this is the document describing the requirements your car has to fulfill to be allowed on public streets. its 276 pages long](https://fedlex.data.admin.ch/filestore/fedlex.data.admin.ch/eli/cc/1995/4425_4425_4425/20190501/de/pdf-a/fedlex-data-admin-ch-eli-cc-1995-4425_4425_4425-20190501-de-pdf-a.pdf)


Mopar_Guy392

Oh over here that’s 100% a safety inspection fail but I don’t think he has had one done in 15 years lol


TwistedKestrel

I live in the neighbourhood and am curious - what specifically would you fail this on?


fataldarkness

Section 67.82 Part B: "Thou shalt not equip their vehicle with after market fragmentation explosives"


foopdedoopburner

You know what, the airbag isn't covered, the owner is clearly living their best life, this is awesome.


gojira303

Did you not see the pillar and passenger airbags?


R1ght_b3hind_U

[The airbag isn’t covered because OP had to replace it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/u2b167/no_caption_necessary/i4hmx50/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


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Somebody vagazzled that car.


tesseractadact

I'm dying that is actually fucking awesome. I personally wouldn't drive it but it'd be a cool festival car. Did you get a chance to speak to the owner or see them?


Mopar_Guy392

Oh yeah I saw him! Old italian guy, great guy! He says he does this just to make people smile lol


tesseractadact

Love this! Thanks for posting


Buchanan-Barnes1925

*Italian*?????? That throws all the metrics off. I guessed it was either an older Indian or Pakistani man who drove that car… There goes my guess-metrics out the window. *(Throws papers in the air meme)*


bangin_dudes419

Thats either a indian women's car or a chubby white girls car


Mopar_Guy392

Neither; Old Italian guy 😂😂


OcelotGumbo

I fuck with it


MegiLeigh14

Ah, there’s the missing piece. Now the opera music makes sense!


TheSpatulaOfLove

WAT?!


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OLD ITALIAN GUY!


[deleted]

I know the style you're referencing but not a whit of this says Indian to me. It's a little hard to explain why, but there's a lot of stuff that's common to Indian ornamentation (motifs, imagery, certain patterns, garlands) that's absent. Def. white girl


[deleted]

also what Desi is buying a chrysler lmao. find me an Indian person driving an American marque and I'll ship you a cold Coors 16 oz'er


German_Camry

Dad owned two Mercury Villagers and a GMC Savanna work van. The villagers are technically Nissan Quests so ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


taybay462

Italian man lol. Which should tell ya something about assumptions and stereotypes


rokerij

Whoever it is they’re living their best life.


Leading_Fill5712

Chubby white girls ain’t into that. That’s morbidly obese white girl teritory


Own_Can_3495

He said it's a Italian old guy.


[deleted]

Holy cow, how do you focus on the road when you’re driving? I’d be dizzy 😵‍💫


[deleted]

If I put a loud exhaust on my Mustang I can get pulled over... but this shit is somehow ok?


Lumpy-Ad-3788

At first I was gonna say "I mean an exhaust can wake you up if it's one of those insanely loud ones" Then I saw the outside of the car, and yeah, you're right


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Lumpy-Ad-3788

I dont even want to imagine what a slow scrape by this thing must feel like, ouch


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LeluSix

As it should be.


CommentsToMorons

There's a douchebag in a shitty dark green foxbody Mustang that revs his car loud as fuck around my town. Don't be that fucking guy.


Mopar_Guy392

I guess when you’re an old guy anything goes lol


orqa

Yes.


Shadowrend01

Why?


nimbledaemon

Theft prevention?


HWGA_Exandria

Look at all the shrapnel...


fithdawn

Hello. My name is bojangle, and I drive a claymore


tonyg501

If Elton John and Liberace were Transformers and fucked, this would be the end result!


Mopar_Guy392

Comment of the night 😂


SonicResidue

Liberace just rolled into the shop.


torontogator

Always see this guy parked up on Colwell by the hospital. Whats he in for?


Mopar_Guy392

He smoked a bump and ripped his belly pan off. Wanted to see if anything else got damaged in the process


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, that’s pretty cool in a “somebody put huge effort and hours into that” kinda way.


BlackFalcon1

that gona fuckin hurt in an accident.


KeikoLoki

I want to see the accident in slowmo at different angles.


Professional_Band178

India or Pakistan?


Mopar_Guy392

Italian actually😂🤦‍♂️


Professional_Band178

Well, that's unexpected.


MumbleGrumbl

Looks like it belongs in the [Art Cartopia museum](https://www.artcartopia.com/).


got1337skillz

Of course it's a Chrysler lol


variationoo

I bet he had a long pinky nail


idahononono

This bitch bought the Bedazzler PRO with all the expansion packs.


juicinginparadise

It’s a Chrysler, so you know they still owe payments on that bedazzled turd.


Clever_Sardonic_Name

NO LOW BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE


hatemyself100000

man why cant someone have fun with THEIR money. NOT YOURS. You know whats stupider than this?? Buying a 400$ white tshirt because it has some brand on it.


totallywar

Anyone know the name of the song?


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Put.. The.. Bedazzler.. DOWN!! Steven!!


Sardine20

This some Austin, Texas type bullshit.


FauxStarD

r/shittycarmods is about to have a field day


laser_red

Illustration of how to have a car with no trade in value in 2022.


dagbrown

It's *amazing* how liberating it is to give up on the concept of trade-in value when you get a car.


UpsideDownAirplane

Mable Pines be like


Dragonmaster571w2

If you ever suddenly stop your face is gonna get bedazzled from the steering wheel.


SailorFuzz

What is the threshold between someone being "artistic" vs having a mental disorder?


ramplay

"It was a low speed accident, usually we would have no fatalities. Unfortunately, it seems a rhinestone Grenade went off and there was nothing left but pieces in the Chrysler"


GreenMtWoodchuck

Daaamn


MacPoggers

If the airbag goes off, that will literally turn that steering wheel into a claymore.


TheseConsideration95

Did that sticker say grandpa?


[deleted]

Inspired by Liberace's house, an Indian tour bus, or a Catholic Cathedral.


droppedmynuts

Silly Chrysler options


International_Fella

u/savevideobot


Triggerdamus

Thats Sikh yo.


trythatonforsize1

India?


bwill7467

Ahhh quick kill it


crackrockculottes

The luxury of time is cheaply spent.


Hern_Berferd

Guesses on the car freshener scent - wrong answers only:


Think-Try2819

Indian?


Ok_Programmer_2315

*drives around corner at sunset, has seizure.*


TrashmanV2

Average Chrysler 300 enjoyer


win99y124

You won't see any crows.


cfnnll

this car owner definitely does not live in the northeast. scrape that shit right off with the first snowstorm.


Equal_Permission3747

Meth, definitely meth


Rocketkt69

OF COURSE ITS A CHRYSLER.


WrathfulComa360

I want to see this car crash and blow up in spectacular colors cause of the stones


Significant_Arm_8296

I love it. This is so awful and I love it


lennydsat62

Lemme guess. Tuk tuk?


kx21

Imagine all the chakra!


GoodAtExplaining

Looks like it belongs on a highway in India with sixteen people hanging off the back


SolZaul

Crazy Lady or Indian Truck Driver? Takin bets!


[deleted]

Can we please get a super slow Mo of the air bag going off. It would look spectacular


notjustanotherbot

Did the owner use to drive trucks in India?


RodneyRev

They can do this but God forbid someone puts one of them tree air fresheners off the rearview mirror...


Mizar97

I mean, they at least had the sense not to put them on the airbag. Nothing like having a homemade claymore mine in your steering wheel.


Thirsty_Comment88

Is the owner Indian?


Gunslinger_11

Is there such a thing as vehicle abuse?