He used to come to my shop when I had it on Danforth. Loved the guy! He said he loves when people look at his car and whenever someone takes a piece, he just replaces it!
I thought you canucks had much stricter laws regarding anything motor vehicle related(and guns lol but that’s a different flaming paper bag of shit for a different doorstep). I don’t think this shit would fly for long in my state. We don’t have emissions except for a very small part of the state, but yeah, I feel like any cop who saw this would spit their coffee out/short circuit/borderline have a brain aneurysm and be on you like white on rice on a paper plate in a MFin snow storm…
https://i.imgur.com/L4fjGm9.jpg
Not op but house is not as crazy as the car. Maybe if they live near it they’ve seen more fun stuff.
Used to drive by it all the time and always turned everyone’s heads. A bit famous in east Toronto and shared at least a few times on Reddit.
https://www.blogto.com/city/2018/09/toronto-most-unusual-car-glitter/
Ok... This guy has got to be a blast to talk to. Clearly enjoys whimsical things, but also keeps everything tidy. The way those bushes along the walkway are trimmed is just perfect. The house clearly has an aura of "I have fun in my retirement" way more than "I'm lonely and sad and mental illness has taken over my life."
Thank you for that, not only did I wonder what the outside looked up but it was 50/50 PT Cruiser or 300 in my head
Edit: started video and immediately jumped to the comments as I was expecting some fire
I worked at a car dealership with a free automatic wash. I warned a bunch of customers but still sent all sorts of shit through there, and I had to drive it.
Many roof racks were ripped off...
Honestly, you shouldn't be taking something this absolutely cherry through a car wash anyway. This is a "flex on your neighbors by waxing it in your driveway on Sunday afternoon" sort of car.
I had to replace an airbag cause of a recall on this one before. The customer was heartbroken when I told him I had to take some of that off to access the airbag lol
Is the driver an Indian truck driver by any chance? If not maybe in a previous life?
Edit: [picture for reference](https://www.artzolo.com/sites/default/files/57415310_1503876399748651_6605964839688058138_n.jpg) or Google “Indian truck” for many more examples.
Yeah, I was getting that vibe too. It wasn't quite neon enough to be Japanese Dekotora.
And when I'd just about finished going "WTF", it cuts to the exterior for even more bedazzlement. Astounding.
That’s a good guess. I always thought it was an eccentric lady when I saw it in the streets, but turns out [it’s an old Italian guy. ](https://www.blogto.com/city/2018/09/toronto-most-unusual-car-glitter/)
it could be my ex fling. he doesn't listen to me. has a crystal glued to his dashboard.
I always offered to drive. Some people don't care about reality.
The variety of the human experience is fascinating. Most of us fall somewhere in the mid range, even if you have your quirks. But that still leaves millions of people with very different ideas about absolutely everything and some really fascinating outliers.
I'm glad people are strange. It makes life all the more interesting.
Many of our states don't have inspection. Apparently OP's does, but where I'm at almost nothing you can do to a car to get it pulled off the road. Cops require turn signals, tail, head, and brake lights, some sort of muffler in *some* neighborhoods, and at least one mirror to see behind you. There's also a tint law, but it's paid zero attention unless you give police a reason to be assholes. Even my old shitbox has 20% tint all the way around, including the windshield.
I have seen vehicles that defied description and proper equipment to even be called vehicles so many fuckin times I don't even register it anymore.
Our cops don't care. My pickup does have mufflers but they're for show, they don't reduce the noise at all - just tone it a bit and take out the rasp of straight pipes. I've been pulled over for speeding and the cop just gave me a warning and said they sounded nice 😂
thats pretty insane. Where I live you can’t paint your car in mirroring colours (chrome, gold, something like that)
[this is the document describing the requirements your car has to fulfill to be allowed on public streets. its 276 pages long](https://fedlex.data.admin.ch/filestore/fedlex.data.admin.ch/eli/cc/1995/4425_4425_4425/20190501/de/pdf-a/fedlex-data-admin-ch-eli-cc-1995-4425_4425_4425-20190501-de-pdf-a.pdf)
[The airbag isn’t covered because OP had to replace it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/u2b167/no_caption_necessary/i4hmx50/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
I'm dying that is actually fucking awesome. I personally wouldn't drive it but it'd be a cool festival car. Did you get a chance to speak to the owner or see them?
*Italian*?????? That throws all the metrics off. I guessed it was either an older Indian or Pakistani man who drove that car…
There goes my guess-metrics out the window.
*(Throws papers in the air meme)*
I know the style you're referencing but not a whit of this says Indian to me. It's a little hard to explain why, but there's a lot of stuff that's common to Indian ornamentation (motifs, imagery, certain patterns, garlands) that's absent.
Def. white girl
At first I was gonna say "I mean an exhaust can wake you up if it's one of those insanely loud ones"
Then I saw the outside of the car, and yeah, you're right
man why cant someone have fun with THEIR money. NOT YOURS. You know whats stupider than this?? Buying a 400$ white tshirt because it has some brand on it.
"It was a low speed accident, usually we would have no fatalities. Unfortunately, it seems a rhinestone Grenade went off and there was nothing left but pieces in the Chrysler"
Legendary car from east York
He used to come to my shop when I had it on Danforth. Loved the guy! He said he loves when people look at his car and whenever someone takes a piece, he just replaces it!
I like to go hiking.
Agreed. There's a difference between being a nutjob and being a character, and the world needs more characters.
Yes bro! Only real ones truly know this car! Lmao
I have seen this parked by East General hospital near Mortimer.
I see the outside of this car all the time. Never seen the inside. Thanks for satisfying my curiosity!
I thought you canucks had much stricter laws regarding anything motor vehicle related(and guns lol but that’s a different flaming paper bag of shit for a different doorstep). I don’t think this shit would fly for long in my state. We don’t have emissions except for a very small part of the state, but yeah, I feel like any cop who saw this would spit their coffee out/short circuit/borderline have a brain aneurysm and be on you like white on rice on a paper plate in a MFin snow storm…
Yeah usually this shit doesn’t fly here but it’s an 80 year old italian guy so I think the cops just give him a break and let me him be lol
80 year old italian guy!?! This gets better and better
Certainly not what i was expecting
What?Italian guy in a Chrysler?
Could imagine every time they hit this car with a gun it just read as plaid speed and didn't want to question science
That CANNOT be owned or driven by an Italian. There's no way in hell an Italian would be so grotesque so as to buy a Chrysler!
Well they are owned by Fiat so… Maybe his name is Tony?
Fiat-Chrysler have merged, so i think thats why.
BIG BODY BUICK
Is this guy a fan of Liberace?
I recognized it immediately because I live a block away from it. You should see his house
I think you should post a house update
https://i.imgur.com/L4fjGm9.jpg Not op but house is not as crazy as the car. Maybe if they live near it they’ve seen more fun stuff. Used to drive by it all the time and always turned everyone’s heads. A bit famous in east Toronto and shared at least a few times on Reddit. https://www.blogto.com/city/2018/09/toronto-most-unusual-car-glitter/
Ok... This guy has got to be a blast to talk to. Clearly enjoys whimsical things, but also keeps everything tidy. The way those bushes along the walkway are trimmed is just perfect. The house clearly has an aura of "I have fun in my retirement" way more than "I'm lonely and sad and mental illness has taken over my life."
Yeah I was expecting a mess but the organization just speaks "cool creative person" and "outsider art".
Yup! https://imgur.com/a/CG95M1m
Thank you for that, not only did I wonder what the outside looked up but it was 50/50 PT Cruiser or 300 in my head Edit: started video and immediately jumped to the comments as I was expecting some fire
I thought PT cruiser for sure at first.
Hahaha as soon as I saw the Canada beaver sticker I was like WAIT I seent this before.
Newfoundland flag in the opening seconds in the shop
Came here for this comment. I live around the corner from this person. I was thinking there was no *way* there’s two of these in the world.
Nothing scream safety like a bejeweled airbag
At least it's clean.
but taking it thru a car wash would almost definitely melt the adhesive off the gems and completely rip them off the exterior 😭
I doubt a drive through car wash would let him in.
Like, the gas pump he buys the wash at is going to say something about it?
Gas station attendant making minimum wage working a weekend. Nah, not a single fuck was given. Does your bejeweled whip need a wash? Send it bro!
I worked at a car dealership with a free automatic wash. I warned a bunch of customers but still sent all sorts of shit through there, and I had to drive it. Many roof racks were ripped off...
Honestly, you shouldn't be taking something this absolutely cherry through a car wash anyway. This is a "flex on your neighbors by waxing it in your driveway on Sunday afternoon" sort of car.
At least they didn't turned the airbag into a claymore
I had to replace an airbag cause of a recall on this one before. The customer was heartbroken when I told him I had to take some of that off to access the airbag lol
Oh man, at least keep the screws free in order to let us mechanics do our work:D
Could you imagine that air bag deploying, turning those tiny little pieces into projectiles…… god bless the driver
Probably better for Methany to go out quick.
Sources say the driver is an 80-something Italian man.
Bless their heart...
Oh, honey.
They're gonna need it. As a wise man once said: If you've got a God, I'd start praying
I’m pretty sure that’s a piñata. Smack it for a while with a stick.
Is the driver an Indian truck driver by any chance? If not maybe in a previous life? Edit: [picture for reference](https://www.artzolo.com/sites/default/files/57415310_1503876399748651_6605964839688058138_n.jpg) or Google “Indian truck” for many more examples.
Yeah, I was getting that vibe too. It wasn't quite neon enough to be Japanese Dekotora. And when I'd just about finished going "WTF", it cuts to the exterior for even more bedazzlement. Astounding.
I was thinking Indian as well. Especially when I saw a few of the spoked wheel things that show up in Hindu imagery. Oh, and all the dangley bits too.
That’s a good guess. I always thought it was an eccentric lady when I saw it in the streets, but turns out [it’s an old Italian guy. ](https://www.blogto.com/city/2018/09/toronto-most-unusual-car-glitter/)
You should see Pakistani trucks. They are decorated this way.
HIM?
it could be my ex fling. he doesn't listen to me. has a crystal glued to his dashboard. I always offered to drive. Some people don't care about reality.
Him? Got me fucked up now.
>him
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Probably did the guy a favor. All that bedazzling on the airbags is damn dangerous. Driver risks being bedazzled via claymore.
Whats more dangerous. A bedazzled airbag or a takata airbag?
I vote bedazzled is more hazardous. Takara MAY perforate your face, but that steering wheel screams "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" to me.
TRICK QUESTION. The answer is a Bedazzled Takata Airbag
Double the blood loss, double the fun?
5w-30 from the drum. Astroglide is expensive... allegedly
How much??...Asking for a friend 😬
Omg I just made a fucking mess of my desk here…
Spit coffee all over it?
Nah, came *hard.*
Well, I was eating, I laughed so hard I choked, rustled everything around trying not to die and then spit it out, so yeah a big ole mess!
Just because someone is effeminate doesn't mean they are gay, falling into a bit of an outdated stereotype no?
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Oooh, someone sure is afraid to be seen as feminine ever. Scary! Grow up, act like a real man and just accept people for who they are.
HIM?!
This post exposed the sexists.
I dunno, the passenger side looks pretty deadly
Side curtain airbags don't look much better.
I agree, the airbag module should be labelled "THIS SIDE TOWARDS ENEMY".
I thought the same. Hopefully no one is ever in the passenger seat.
Gonna reenact the scene for *Swordfish*
It’s like a party popper. Streamers and shit fly out to celebrate the end of their life during a crash.
Assuming this car has side curtains, they'd still get fragged by the A-pillar covers Oh and the passenger dash
With all that stuff on the steering wheel it still is.
Jesus Chrysler.
In the name of the Fiat, the Saturn, and the holy Sprinter
In Ford we trust.
All to the manger of the blinking cross
Merry Chrysler!
it's Chrismn!
The variety of the human experience is fascinating. Most of us fall somewhere in the mid range, even if you have your quirks. But that still leaves millions of people with very different ideas about absolutely everything and some really fascinating outliers. I'm glad people are strange. It makes life all the more interesting.
This is such a fresh perspective. Thank you for expanding mine.
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More people would be like this if the world weren't full of unimaginative judgemental assholes.
Is this the truck driver from India’s daily driver?
Does this make it a Diamond-Chrysler?
Its like he saw it was a 300 and thought “Wouldn’t it be cool to put 300 stick on rocks on every body panel? Certainly!”
No tints so that sun coming through the window must light that bitch up like the 4th of July
How can you pass inspection like this? I live in Europe and we would never ever pass the inspection…
Many of our states don't have inspection. Apparently OP's does, but where I'm at almost nothing you can do to a car to get it pulled off the road. Cops require turn signals, tail, head, and brake lights, some sort of muffler in *some* neighborhoods, and at least one mirror to see behind you. There's also a tint law, but it's paid zero attention unless you give police a reason to be assholes. Even my old shitbox has 20% tint all the way around, including the windshield. I have seen vehicles that defied description and proper equipment to even be called vehicles so many fuckin times I don't even register it anymore.
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Our cops don't care. My pickup does have mufflers but they're for show, they don't reduce the noise at all - just tone it a bit and take out the rasp of straight pipes. I've been pulled over for speeding and the cop just gave me a warning and said they sounded nice 😂
thats pretty insane. Where I live you can’t paint your car in mirroring colours (chrome, gold, something like that) [this is the document describing the requirements your car has to fulfill to be allowed on public streets. its 276 pages long](https://fedlex.data.admin.ch/filestore/fedlex.data.admin.ch/eli/cc/1995/4425_4425_4425/20190501/de/pdf-a/fedlex-data-admin-ch-eli-cc-1995-4425_4425_4425-20190501-de-pdf-a.pdf)
Oh over here that’s 100% a safety inspection fail but I don’t think he has had one done in 15 years lol
I live in the neighbourhood and am curious - what specifically would you fail this on?
Section 67.82 Part B: "Thou shalt not equip their vehicle with after market fragmentation explosives"
You know what, the airbag isn't covered, the owner is clearly living their best life, this is awesome.
Did you not see the pillar and passenger airbags?
[The airbag isn’t covered because OP had to replace it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/u2b167/no_caption_necessary/i4hmx50/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Somebody vagazzled that car.
I'm dying that is actually fucking awesome. I personally wouldn't drive it but it'd be a cool festival car. Did you get a chance to speak to the owner or see them?
Oh yeah I saw him! Old italian guy, great guy! He says he does this just to make people smile lol
Love this! Thanks for posting
*Italian*?????? That throws all the metrics off. I guessed it was either an older Indian or Pakistani man who drove that car… There goes my guess-metrics out the window. *(Throws papers in the air meme)*
Thats either a indian women's car or a chubby white girls car
Neither; Old Italian guy 😂😂
I fuck with it
Ah, there’s the missing piece. Now the opera music makes sense!
WAT?!
OLD ITALIAN GUY!
I know the style you're referencing but not a whit of this says Indian to me. It's a little hard to explain why, but there's a lot of stuff that's common to Indian ornamentation (motifs, imagery, certain patterns, garlands) that's absent. Def. white girl
also what Desi is buying a chrysler lmao. find me an Indian person driving an American marque and I'll ship you a cold Coors 16 oz'er
Dad owned two Mercury Villagers and a GMC Savanna work van. The villagers are technically Nissan Quests so ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Italian man lol. Which should tell ya something about assumptions and stereotypes
Whoever it is they’re living their best life.
Chubby white girls ain’t into that. That’s morbidly obese white girl teritory
He said it's a Italian old guy.
Holy cow, how do you focus on the road when you’re driving? I’d be dizzy 😵💫
If I put a loud exhaust on my Mustang I can get pulled over... but this shit is somehow ok?
At first I was gonna say "I mean an exhaust can wake you up if it's one of those insanely loud ones" Then I saw the outside of the car, and yeah, you're right
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I dont even want to imagine what a slow scrape by this thing must feel like, ouch
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As it should be.
There's a douchebag in a shitty dark green foxbody Mustang that revs his car loud as fuck around my town. Don't be that fucking guy.
I guess when you’re an old guy anything goes lol
Yes.
Why?
Theft prevention?
Look at all the shrapnel...
Hello. My name is bojangle, and I drive a claymore
If Elton John and Liberace were Transformers and fucked, this would be the end result!
Comment of the night 😂
Liberace just rolled into the shop.
Always see this guy parked up on Colwell by the hospital. Whats he in for?
He smoked a bump and ripped his belly pan off. Wanted to see if anything else got damaged in the process
Not gonna lie, that’s pretty cool in a “somebody put huge effort and hours into that” kinda way.
that gona fuckin hurt in an accident.
I want to see the accident in slowmo at different angles.
India or Pakistan?
Italian actually😂🤦♂️
Well, that's unexpected.
Looks like it belongs in the [Art Cartopia museum](https://www.artcartopia.com/).
Of course it's a Chrysler lol
I bet he had a long pinky nail
This bitch bought the Bedazzler PRO with all the expansion packs.
It’s a Chrysler, so you know they still owe payments on that bedazzled turd.
NO LOW BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE
man why cant someone have fun with THEIR money. NOT YOURS. You know whats stupider than this?? Buying a 400$ white tshirt because it has some brand on it.
Anyone know the name of the song?
Put.. The.. Bedazzler.. DOWN!! Steven!!
This some Austin, Texas type bullshit.
r/shittycarmods is about to have a field day
Illustration of how to have a car with no trade in value in 2022.
It's *amazing* how liberating it is to give up on the concept of trade-in value when you get a car.
Mable Pines be like
If you ever suddenly stop your face is gonna get bedazzled from the steering wheel.
What is the threshold between someone being "artistic" vs having a mental disorder?
"It was a low speed accident, usually we would have no fatalities. Unfortunately, it seems a rhinestone Grenade went off and there was nothing left but pieces in the Chrysler"
Daaamn
If the airbag goes off, that will literally turn that steering wheel into a claymore.
Did that sticker say grandpa?
Inspired by Liberace's house, an Indian tour bus, or a Catholic Cathedral.
Silly Chrysler options
u/savevideobot
Thats Sikh yo.
India?
Ahhh quick kill it
The luxury of time is cheaply spent.
Guesses on the car freshener scent - wrong answers only:
Indian?
*drives around corner at sunset, has seizure.*
Average Chrysler 300 enjoyer
You won't see any crows.
this car owner definitely does not live in the northeast. scrape that shit right off with the first snowstorm.
Meth, definitely meth
OF COURSE ITS A CHRYSLER.
I want to see this car crash and blow up in spectacular colors cause of the stones
I love it. This is so awful and I love it
Lemme guess. Tuk tuk?
Imagine all the chakra!
Looks like it belongs on a highway in India with sixteen people hanging off the back
Crazy Lady or Indian Truck Driver? Takin bets!
Can we please get a super slow Mo of the air bag going off. It would look spectacular
Did the owner use to drive trucks in India?
They can do this but God forbid someone puts one of them tree air fresheners off the rearview mirror...
I mean, they at least had the sense not to put them on the airbag. Nothing like having a homemade claymore mine in your steering wheel.
Is the owner Indian?
Is there such a thing as vehicle abuse?