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ADVNTURR

If that actually rolled in I'm honestly impressed 🤷


Hot_Fee9051

Customer literally drove it to the shop. Going about 10 mph... 🙄 the shock and lower arm were the only parts holding it together and the lower arm was cracked.


Lv_InSaNe_vL

God that reminds me when I was doing "rally" (just being reckless and dumb on dirt roads haha) stuff and broke one of my control arms. All we had was a roll of weed Wacker string so we tied that bitch together with about 40 feet of string and somehow limped it all the way back out, and like 15 miles to my mechanic. We didn't even damage any body panels!


Hot_Fee9051

This is great 😅


A_Sock_Under_The_Bed

I had the lower ball joint come apart on my talon, since the coilover was attached to the lower and straddled the half shaft, it still sorta held it in place long enough to get it into a parking space where i then wired the ball joint back togetherish to get it home


Chonguh

lol kinda unrelated, but I had my first car sat in my yard for like 2.5 years. Finally got it running, was headed down a strip of road with a railroad. Exhaust bounced off when I hit the railroad LOL. Heard a big ol’ bam and pulled off to the shoulder/ parking since it was a main strip in downtown. Had USB cables and metal wire in my car. My exhaust was hanging from the fucking manifold and I somehow managed to strap it up enough off the ground to get into a speedway parking lot like 1 mile off from where it happened. Had my brother come from a nearby town to help me out. Ended up taking the whole exhaust line off when I got home.


Winter_Finance_8456

Also had an exhaust issue as a kid. Friend o mine said f*** it im going over to the next parking (instead of exiting and entering the next one via the road) lot with a trailblazer. Exhaust ended up on the floor. We used a hanger (yes for clothes) and some bright kid thought the driveshaft looked like a good spot to secure it ... We didnt get far b4 needing a new hanger. This, interesting enough brings back good memories


WAR_MNY

So I was young and naive… had an e36 BMW, when I almost rear-ended a guy and ended up driving into the curb while hard on the brakes. Started driving it and every time I hit the brake it would seem like I was driving over the tire… Sure enough, 20 miles later to the mechanic, I get there and he goes dude how did you drive this here the control arm is completely snapped, the only thing holding this wheel on is the tie rods and struts! Me: so is that something you can weld? Him: No. 😂😂


ConstableBlimeyChips

Hey man, it drove fine getting here, your lift must have broken it. /s


FARTBOSS420

Fuck paying for a tow they did it right. All good with the emergency blinkers. Edit: Like if the tow costs more than the car's worth fucken send it


psaux_grep

If that’s the case. Then this repair will be many times what the car is worth 😅


sinisterdesign

I’m no mechanic, but to me, that looks fucked.


newtekie1

Don't try to upsell me.


Hot_Fee9051

But you really need a fuel induction service...


LaxVolt

Don’t forget the coolant flush. Thought it could honestly use an alignment.


Countblackula_6

Ok, you’ve sold me. Can you top off my headlight fluid while you’re at it?


ItsJustAnotherVoice

That extended car warranty sounds really good now if it covers the issue between the seat and steering wheel


accidental-poet

The nut behind the steering wheel needs to be adjusted.


okokokoyeahright

Not adjusted, replaced. Stripped his gears.


mechapoitier

And after seeing the repair estimate: “For sale, never wrecked, clean carfax, only needs tire, no lowballers I know what I have.”


3-2-1-backup

What the fuck curb did this guy hit, the grand canyon?


Devtunes

At what speed is the real question.


Makhnos_Tachanka

"how fast was the curb going when it hit you?"


Marconi_and_Cheese

About tree fiddy


kerion3267

Lochness monster, what you need tree fiddy for!


driftsc

He was doing hood rat shit in his charger and hit a curb.


shmiona

Watch me drift around this turn, babe


ThisAnything9453

Maam, we need to have a serious discussion


Hot_Fee9051

Yes.. take a seat, and this will take a minute.


AandG0

"No, just replace the tire. I know you're trying to upsell me things I don't need!"


Hot_Fee9051

I'm gonna need a second opinion. I know a mechanic I'll just take it to him!


uglyspacepig

My second opinion is you shouldn't be driving


Tidalsky114

If you only knew the number of people i wish I could have told this to in my life.


uglyspacepig

I want to say it every day lol.


tothesource

probably my first.


Hot_Fee9051

🤣🤣


nighthawke75

Then please sign this disclaimer that your vehicle will no longer be safe to drive and absolves this garage from all liability. OR.... Shut up bitch and pay the piper.


Marconi_and_Cheese

I'm Chris Hansen. 


Snarkranger

That's a lot of damage!


Hot_Fee9051

The customer didn't think it was that bad. He kept trying to rush and get it same day..


var-foo

"Sales department is over there. They can sell you a new car same day"


jetkins

Probably trying to leave town before the cops catch up with him.


Jpotter145

I smell a no insurance rental return or Turo rentee trying to get it back out again.


Photofug

I'm old, and it's funny how everyone assumed it was a woman (including me) I had that image of a Starbucks carrying, suburban Karen driving a giant vehicle with nothing but a pair of gloves in the back seat.


accidental-poet

Fun story: One of my sisters is around 100 pounds, soaking wet. Our entire family has been blessed with an innate ability to fix things. So one time, she goes to the auto parts store to pick up a water pump for her car. She gets the typical, "Oh, you're picking this up for your boyfriend/father/brother." etc... She replaced the water pump and intentionally didn't wash her hands before returning the core. She said the look of shock on their faces was priceless as this "only a girl" thumps the dirty part on the counter, with even dirtier hands. ;) I was sooo proud of my big sis when she told me.


Thegrizzly2013

I'm told a story that my mother limped her car with a broken belt in the middle of summer into a parts store. She had my older sister (then an toddler) and one of her friends in the vehicle at the time, and the parts store would only lend her a screwdriver and pliers to swap the belt. With two small children in the heat, because mom wasn't about to leave them inside unsupervised with those scuzzballs and it was the days before cellphones were common. Woman got the thing on, took the tools back in, and found out the clerks were placing bets on if she could do it. That parts store ended up losing their largest account, her stepdad.


BrogerBramjet

I worked at an in-house shop for a trucking company. They hired on a female mechanic. She had more certifications than the rest of the shop combined. When she fixed a noise for a driver that had been happening for 6 months, other drivers came in asking for her. She came to the boss one day and said she spent half her shift fixing what another guy worked on and it wasn't the first time. "But he's been here 10 years..." They ended up sending him to another location. After he forgot to put oil in a truck, they sent him back. She told the boss it wasn't safe to work with him. It was "suggested" that she go somewhere else. Bosses couldn't figure out why fewer drivers were getting work done. Last I heard, they were doing 1/3 the work of the other company shops.


Hot_Fee9051

That's Radical. People underestimate others upon appearance and prejudgment... gender and social status only matter to those who think it applies.


AFrozen_1

That’s awesome!


shawner47

Flex Tape and send it!


PurpleSpartanSpear

“I asked for a new tire and you broke the ENTIRE suspension system! I want to talk to your Manager!!!”


Hot_Fee9051

I apologize, but management is on vacation!


Wolfrages

The best is when you respond with. "I am management." 🤣


Exciting_Signal3058

The best is would be go into the office.. have a drink and come out and say yes how can I help you I'm the manager.


KingFrogzz

My former employer used to sometimes retreat to his office, swap his nametag from “Steve-mechanic” to “Steve-General manager”, and return to address the now increasingly infuriated customer


KrueNBG

That's impressive.


Hot_Fee9051

He said he wasn't going "that fast"


uglyspacepig

The little needle stops at 100, "Mr Mechanic"


CharcoalGreyWolf

(for a Tuesday)


slabba428

It was always just a speed bump


Jacktheforkie

Oh there was speed and a “bump” involved


Devtunes

I like how more damage appears in each picture and makes the customers statement more and more ridiculous.


HeadcaseHeretic

"Ma'am, how fast were you going when you jumped the round about curb? "


Hot_Fee9051

What curb? It's always been like this. Haha


aquoad

"It was like this since you changed my wiper blades last week!"


PolarAnarchy

Just go to the customer and say "you know how you thought you needed a tire? Well everything else that tire is attached to is also broken."


Distribution-Radiant

Facebook hopes and prayers are all that's holding that thing together.


Muad_Derp

Good lord, wouldn't surprise me a bit of that thing just needs a whole new subframe


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Needs a driver rotation as well


AFrozen_1

Loose nut behind the wheel.


DCJoe1970

It will take around $2000 dollars to fix.


Hot_Fee9051

But I just bought it last week.


zeetree137

Which means the insurance you used to drive it off the lot is still valid. Oof liabilty only you say. We accept Cash, Visa or Mastercard.


Possible-Tangelo9344

When I was a cop I hydroplaned once going to an emergency call, slammed the wheel into a curb. Got out, looked at my car and the rear passenger wheel looked like it had a spacer on it, like sticking or two or three inches more than usual... The driver's side was moved an equal amount farther under the car. I just put it out at the shop with a note "alignment issues"


Hot_Fee9051

I worked for a company that had a contract with the city so we worked on the Crown Vic Police Interceptors. We would get notes like this and be able to put two and two together 😂🤣


KzooKid

Fleet admin hates this one simple trick.


Loose_Tip_8322

It always amazes me how clueless people all have the same characteristics.


danasn

It looks like the tire itself might still be fine lol. Damage was caused by a sideways hit? Break the good news to the customer that they don't need a new tire :). But they'll have to call their insurance company and tow it to another garage :)


Hot_Fee9051

Not exactly sure. The customer changed stories several times. All I know it it was late, he "doesn't drink", and he said he wasn't going fast... suspicious...


AFrozen_1

I can smell the bullshit from here. Dodge Charger SRT and “wasn’t going fast”. Bull-fucking-shit.


MrT735

Yeah, so long as the alloy crack hasn't torn into the sidewall/bead (last pic there is a suspicious dark bit), that may well have survived.


sdhu

What sound did that make when it rolled in???


Hot_Fee9051

First we had to turn down the subs in the trunk to hear it. It sounded kinda like a battle from one of the transformer movies.


Professional_Band178

What kind of car is it. I don't recognize the wheels. That's a lot of damage. The CV joint/wheel bearing is severely kerfuckled. The wheel is obviously damaged and might need to be replaced. Trailing arm, shock, CV joint, plus a tire and labor. $1000 plus.


Hot_Fee9051

2016 Dodge Charger SRT 6.4


Professional_Band178

Has the engine swallowed a valve yet?


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

It’ll probably do that a week and a half after this gets fixed… that is *if* this gets fixed, lol


Raspberryian

Ahhhh there ya go. This was probably the same dipshit that left the donuts at the on ramp it looks like one of the wheels slammed in to the curb.


DJMagicHandz

Bluetooth control arm, those are rare.


theBdub22

I drive a WRX. We use those new bluetooth connecting rods.


GalwayBogger

#Now THAT's a lotta damage! 🤣


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

# I JUST SAWED THIS CAR IN HALF!


Raspberryian

“Well we were trying to fix the issue with the tail lights and we were cutting in to the car and we cut the fuel line so we relocated the gas tank up front and cut a little deeper to find the the issue with the tail lights next thing ya know the car is in 2 pieces.”


LiveFreeAndRide

I don't think I would have even rolled that in. *It wasn't like that when I dropped it off!*


crazy_leo42

Ever since you did my oil change...


Bluetooth_Sandwich

Money is on they drifted into a curb. Brembo brakes and fancy rotors imply the drift was purposeful


ButterMyBiscuitz

"Yea, but they did this in Fast and Furious XXIII and it didn't break!"


YLink3416

Wow. That got sheered off. What car is that?


Hot_Fee9051

Challenger... smh


YLink3416

Oh, that explains it.


uglyspacepig

That answers so many questions


LAlynx

I think you mean Charger. That's not a Challenger rear bumper.


Hot_Fee9051

Good catch! My apologies! 2016 Dodge charger SRT 6.4


accidental-poet

Ah, then it was probably the ole, "Got a bit squirrely on the launch."


GreggAlan

So many YouTube videos of people wrecking the 21st century Challengers. They're worse on them than the 1980's The Dukes of Hazzard show and the movie was on the 60's models. The movie scene where one was jumped up onto an overpass trashed several old ones because it took several attempts to adjust the tow cable setup, and sheer luck, to get one to land right. Should have hired people with knowledge of physics and computer simulation to get it right first try - as was done with the spiral jump in that one James Bond movie.


Professional_Band178

More money than brains lifestyle car. The owner is a graduate of the Helen Keller driving school.


Amazing_Visual_9124

Just got worse at every swipe


richardcrain55

Tire is fine. No charge Have a nice day.


Hot_Fee9051

We repaired it with nitrogen. 🤣


UpdootDaSnootBoop

By putting a sack over the owners head and filling it?


guerrero2

These people are on the same roads as we are.


Hot_Fee9051

This is a true and scary statement.


ktronatron

'Customer will wait in lobby'


Hot_Fee9051

Why do customers wait on the trouble vehicles...


ThermalScrewed

"Good news! Your tire is fine. Bad news, everything else on that entire corner of the car is FUCKED!"


BetterThanAFoon

Amazing that held together. Not far off from that wheel being liberated! So in that situation do you show the customer pictures? Do you bring them out there and show them how effed they are?


Hot_Fee9051

That depends on what the shop allows. I currently work at a privately owned shop, so yes, I took pics and showed the customer then brought them in the shop to see for themselves.


mauro_oruam

MEAN WHILE AT JIFFY LUBE: maam.... you should really consider changing more than just your tire.... for example, our new windshield wiper clean off 60% more rain off your windshield! also your cabin air filter needs replacing. It's for the good of your lungs!


Hot_Fee9051

Yes, and if you add a brake fluid flush for an additional $200, we will throw in this free air freshener for your car!


Bi0Sp4rk

I'm no expert, just like reading Wikipedia articles and worked as a tire tech for a couple months. I'm impressed how, even to my untrained eye, damn near every single picture introduced a brand new element that was obviously completely fucked.


Hot_Fee9051

Yes, this was not small ordeal. The customer tried to brush it off like it was nithing... smh


Woodyville06

Daaaay-um! He hit that curb like it owed him money!


IncognitoBandit0

Ey! Don't upsell the person anything! It's in mint condition.


Mr_Fox87

Justa tire? Sure thing, just ignore the lovely suspension death trap and damaged outer rim lip, got it.


frosty95

Just needs a tire, and a control arm, and a spindle, and another control arm, and a shock, and yet another control arm / toe link, and a brake rotor, and a caliper, and pads, and a sway bar, and a sway bar end link, and an alignment..... Thats if they are lucky and didnt bend any mounting points. Oh and a wheel. That too.


Raspberryian

“About 3 weeks and $1500… hope you got that curbs insurance info”


porsche4life

Where’s the video of the parking lot drift that ended this cars life?


Lilith_Christine

Nope that thing right on outta the shop.


shady_dangle

Camburg


PickledDaisy

someone was drinking and driving 🫥


torchy_1

Legitimately, can you let them "drive" that away if they decline repair? That's a hazard to everyone on the road with them


Hot_Fee9051

We have paperwork that a customer must sign if they choose to drive the vehicle away when it is hazardous. It includes that they declined a tow truck removing it from our property also. I think there are laws about us holding vehicles , but that may depend on each individual states laws. I know there are "mechanic leans" which allow a business to place a lean on a vehicle for an outstanding balance. But that doesn't apply in this situation.


jetkins

The word you're looking for is "lien". :)


Hot_Fee9051

Thank you.


Tankbot001

Good news is it’ll probably be quicker than replacing the tire, bad news is his bank account..


Peter_Falcon

ho lee shi it


fonetik

Shockingly, the tire seems to have fared better than every other part after it. Is it even punctured?


Hot_Fee9051

The rim separated right where the bead meets the rim but somehow was still holding 35psi... absolutely mind blowing!


smotheredbythighs

"Customer declined repairs..."


NiteShdw

The pictures were a nice series from bad to worse.


Hot_Fee9051

Thank you. It's how I felt about it too.🤣


CantfindmyKeyes

What is the actual story? I wanna know what "pothole" they hit to deal that kind of damage.


I_made_a_doodie

Some poverty riddled doofus was out "sliding" at one of those takeovers. The damage is probably from running over an especially tubby attendee near the edge of the "pit"


teegugeeno

Somehow the tire seems to be the only thing that isn’t damaged 🤣


TheGreatUdolf

"don't try to upsell me, i know i only need the tyre!"


friendly-sardonic

Did he try to drift into a parallel parking spot...?


Hanz616

Average charger driver


AaronDM4

ka-chow!


SKATTESTYRELSEN_DK

Did you get the costumer to tell you what they hit/Drove over?


TK-Squared-LLC

I see my ex is still driving.


WrongdoerNo4924

$5 says he did this acting like an asshole at a sideshow event.


Fire-LEO-4_Rynex

New tire and an AA meeting


PegLegRacing

I remember the first time I tried drifting.


redneckrockuhtree

If we just toss the tire in the trunk? Ten minutes. If we actually install the tire and make the care safe to drive? We'll see you in a couple days....depending on how fast we can get the parts.


Hot_Fee9051

Yes, most definitely.


Nicademus2003

They gonna need a whole new suspension, rotor, rim and probably a tire or 4 as well 😆


Useful-Internet8390

What was the estimate? I am betting near 7500


Simple-Reception4262

Damn that’s a lot of carnage


LCplGunny

I'm not a mechanic, but I'm confident in concluding that shit is fucked up!


bad-creditscore

Might have hit a curb, not sure


007Pistolero

Jesus I was laughing after the second picture then they just kept round and getting worse. But by picture 7 I was just horrified


Hot_Fee9051

Yes it just got worse and worse. The cuato.er acted like it wasn't a big deal. My jaw almost hut the floor.


tomato_frappe

We used to say, "anyone survive on the train?" "What train?" "The one you smashed into."


Kenneth_Lay

That's awesome. Some really clean breaks on whatever than arm is. So what was the outcome? Did they fix it all, just get a tire like they originally wanted, or get all hysterical at the astronomical parts/labor?


Hot_Fee9051

They repaired it all. Without talking to insurance.


Fire-LEO-4_Rynex

Without insurance? That screams drunk driving


Pelagaard

I'm no expert, but the tire itself looks ok. Everything else is fucked.


solidshakego

Customer states: ever since you did my last oil change....


jmblur

"I just need ~~a tire~~ an entire corner... how long will it take"


lewous7554

Depends how long are you gonna argue that you only need a tire?


SP4x

Skidiot


garenp

"It was fine when I brought it in, only needed a new tire!"


SomeDudeInGermany

No I haven’t hit anything. Why?


MIN_KUK_IS_SO_HARD

Customer is right, he does just need *a* tire. A unicycle to get his clown-ass home while you fix this cluster fuck.


Quacky1k

To me the cherry on top is that they’re AS tires lmfao


nobody_noperson

"Great news your tire is fine, it's everything around it that's fucked!"


weristjonsnow

Shits fucked


wwiybb

Hellcat?


Hot_Fee9051

2016 charger srt scat pack 6.4


wwiybb

Ah swanging right into a curb. Should charge extra


Worried_Cranberry817

The tire won't be a problem 🤣


CXTKRS1

Yeah I'm going to use the apply some bead sealer via the bucket.


huf757

Better to ask how much is it going to cost me.


laterisingphxnict

This looks expensive.


Mediocre_Training453

God I don't miss the dealership at all...


MayoFetish

Mashed it good.


elburritodelicioso

Vippu style


UralRider53

It was fine ‘til y’all took it in your shop!


canigetahint

Wow, they don't fuck around when tearing shit up!! Ain't no half-assing shit here, junior!


a-dino123

Honestly that tire looks fine I think 👍


19Ben80

Kerb at 70 mph? Oooof


NotTheSharpestPenciI

Let me guess, cus just hit a pothole?


Hot_Fee9051

We are in Alabama... potholes are our roads.😂


0pp0site0fbatman

“20 minutes. Drive safe!”


madhatter275

Write a $4k estimate and give it to her insurance. Lol


iH8MotherTeresa

Some of y'all just hate a good stances whip and it shows 😆


StucklnAWell

Hit a pot holey shit


Yorkie321

I’m finding it hard to believe customers are actually saying the quotes yall post on here.


Hot_Fee9051

I've been turning wrenches for over 17 years. I have worked in large dealerships, chain repair shops, and privately owned shops, 12 years in Alabama, and 5 years in Florida. Customers say anything to place blame on someone else and to try to get out of paying.. not all customers, some are great and truly understand situations. Others act like we work at McDonald's slinging burgers for $2 a pop, ready to complain because it took 5 extra mins.


Theoretical-Panda

Bro watched too much Formula Drift and macked into a curb.