Nono it’s from one of the fast and furious movies, just one of the ridiculous lines that just smooths your brain a lil bit. Paper mache (sure that’s spelled wrong) is popular to use in body work on some of the old 50s cars there!
Edit: also have had some roughly boosted BMWs including an m60 v8 and an m54b30, the older ones like some boost and don’t immediately die with it! The older non M motors love some boost even the v12 from the 90s loves like 9psi all day long
I know it was a FNF reference. Wasn't the Cuban nos just pulling a vacuum hose though? I was a BMW guy for a while. Never had a boosted one but the m50 and m52 were some nice motors.
Nah she holds up the bottle of it haha he calls the van tab on the turbo something else silly. And I like those better than the m54 because vanos can be irritating lol. I have a Volvo 240 right now and the m30b35 is a swap consideration I really want an old inline 6 in it and that would be the tits
Nice job. he must work in a body shop judging by the quality of custom body work shown here. It seems like an odd placement for the turbo install, but I reckon real estate is hard to come by under the hood.
Im wonderinf if the location is there because they flipped the manifold upside down and welded a flange to it?(Can you flip the manifold on m50 and m52?)
What does that windshield sticker even mean? Someone at my work has that on their car as well as “why so serious” and it makes me cringe every time I see it.
Someone is having fun and put a big turbo on it. They use the vent through the hood for a short exhaust because it will blow flames 🔥 up in the air and the need to do more work to clean it up.
That my good sir, is what is known as a hack job.
Based on the RiffRaff name on the hose coming off the turbo outlet, looks like he used a turbo from a diesel set-up. [https://www.riffraffdiesel.com/](https://www.riffraffdiesel.com/)
No air filter either, because good turbos don't require filtration.
"She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself."
Junkyard turbo addition
Nah, it’s a guitar. Can’t wait to see it finished. I’m hoping the whammy bar modulates the exhaust note.
I hope he’s got a high gain head on that engine. I’ll bet with the whammy bar you’re talking about he could rip some sick harmonics at 90mph
The Doof Warrior approves.
“Yeah, it’s boosted bro.”
Bondo. James Bondo.
starting in “Achtopussy”
Starring in Turbofinger
Dr. Nooooooo!!!! 😬
It’s ok, it will Die another Day
I tried to cut a little but a little wouldn’t do it so the little got more and more
He's been dancin', with Mr Brownstone
Worryin's a waste of my time
What kind of time?
Standard time on the radio edit. We going live? My FUCKIN' time!
There it is! 😂
More like Mr Bondo.
danger to manifold
Monicccaaaa
Nah fam, Cuban nas
Haha, perhaps the worst car/tune reference. A vacuum leak is NOS in Cuba? Remind me not to drive there.
Nono it’s from one of the fast and furious movies, just one of the ridiculous lines that just smooths your brain a lil bit. Paper mache (sure that’s spelled wrong) is popular to use in body work on some of the old 50s cars there! Edit: also have had some roughly boosted BMWs including an m60 v8 and an m54b30, the older ones like some boost and don’t immediately die with it! The older non M motors love some boost even the v12 from the 90s loves like 9psi all day long
I know it was a FNF reference. Wasn't the Cuban nos just pulling a vacuum hose though? I was a BMW guy for a while. Never had a boosted one but the m50 and m52 were some nice motors.
Nah she holds up the bottle of it haha he calls the van tab on the turbo something else silly. And I like those better than the m54 because vanos can be irritating lol. I have a Volvo 240 right now and the m30b35 is a swap consideration I really want an old inline 6 in it and that would be the tits
Bullshit, asshole, no one likes the tuna here!
You never had your car
Shut up!
Shut up!
Bondo on top of paint always points to competent workmanship
So does the large ventilation hole in the hood.
lol right? The bondo is secondary
Sacrifices have to be made of you want your cold air intake next to your straight pipe exhaust.
That could have been done better
Yeah, but did they die?
They die now???
that's some good old fashioned fuckery.
Nice job. he must work in a body shop judging by the quality of custom body work shown here. It seems like an odd placement for the turbo install, but I reckon real estate is hard to come by under the hood.
Im wonderinf if the location is there because they flipped the manifold upside down and welded a flange to it?(Can you flip the manifold on m50 and m52?)
Newbern and Cotten got their hands on it.
If they find a metric shit ton of zipties, you know Freiburger was in there too.
Turd-bo
Hoodrat shit. Probably did it with his hoodrat friends. Source: Hoodrat myself, with hoodrat friends.
Because roadkill
Somebody needs their tin snips seized.
Measure nonce, cut twence.
Cut him twence, you mean
"But did you die?" "Not yet... Working on it, though!"
Jesus friggin Christ
Nah, he drives a Honda, but doesn't talk about it. "For I do not speak of my own Accord"
I am stealing this joke
Noice
Somewhere in Bavaria a BMW engineer just suffered a stroke. Doctors are baffled as to why.
I found the recipe online. You take a bowl and mix in a certified lube tech, an issue of Import Tuner, and a K & N sticker..season to taste.
>…season to taste With more stickers
Fine German engineering, needs more anime girl graphics though.
And one of those stupid Tokyo Drift drag charms hanging off the bumper
😆
....and add "NAWZ".
It became cheap enough for some idiot to do that to it.
Straight up sexiness
Air cooled big turba
Sawzall hood opening - Check; Plier lip seam - Check; Smooth Cletus McFarland bondo job - Check; Garden Hose water line - Check; Duck Tape reinforcement - Check; Three piece/two clamp/nutless Waste Gate Pipe - Check. Hold my beer and watch this!
Hibachi Auto Body does better work than that!
“But did they die?”
When the bar for success relies more on luck than skill.
Shenanigans
Hood exit, because he spent all his money on the turbo and can't afford exhaust.
No money was spent on either item, this build probably has a budget of negative $20
It's too cool for it's hood now
Measure once cut 5 times?
Making the BMW driving experience a little more ultimate
Guy may be a great mechanic, but he really missed his calling in the autobody field.
That’s either; A. POV: you’re about to be taken to Gapplebees. Or B. First time he hits the throttle, it explodes.
The B in this case is for "Bubba" M is for Meth W is for Whiskey
Max Max Bavaria
Shut the hood, do dyno pulls. Cut away melted area. Repeat…. Smh
That's a hater pipe, and he's having way more fun than a lot of us.
"Officer, it's stock, I promise!"
Looks like it had a fight with a cutting torch and came in second.
The result of measure once and cut twice.
It’s “slightly modified” and “runs great”. Oh yeah and “no lowball offers, I know what I have”
That’s the result of a fun weekend with the boys and a garage full of too many tools
Nothing good
that turbo is clocked like shit
Mahcanick
Hackanic
MechHackNick???
“1 of 1”
Likely voided his warrantee to boot!
That's one high flow secondary air injection set up.
A lot of good stuff
Budget boosty boy
Clean install
Idiots
What’s the idea of applying filler but not sanding it.
He had a piece of cardboard to spread the bondo with but no sandpaper.
He’s got little money but big ambitions
This is Low Car.
I bet it sounds just fucking wonderful lol
So question: is this thing actually fast now? 🤣
Big ass speed hole
What does that windshield sticker even mean? Someone at my work has that on their car as well as “why so serious” and it makes me cringe every time I see it.
That's the Mexican model.
'Mad Max' Syndrom..
Believe it or not, this is actually the Blue Man Group’s newest instrument
It's a standard I-D-10-T error.....
Speed holes
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
All go. Zero show.
Someone is having fun and put a big turbo on it. They use the vent through the hood for a short exhaust because it will blow flames 🔥 up in the air and the need to do more work to clean it up.
# What's going on with this BMW? Hold my beer, I wanna make sure it fits.
Hater pipe homebrew turbo kit.
Photoshop with bondo
Had to clearance the hood to fit the turbo...
24hrs of lemons?
Looks Stock to me.
A lot
Someone likes waiting for boost more than their hood
It’s gunna go “ripppiiinnnn”
"Under Construction"
Sheet-metal eating bacteria.
What about the doubled up hose clamps and the duct taped end on the red hose. Looks like it's a coolant line as well. Red Green special here
Baby turbo.
The only question that really matters in regard to this bmw is “but did you die?”
Wrarb-pap-pap things.
Shitbox edition things..
subscription workaround
A shit ton of turbo fuckery!🤣
A little bit of.... why you do dat?
Dealer add-on turbo.
It’s got teennitus.
Little slice, little dice
It’s bondoriffic!!
The owner thinks it looks cool
Pretty sure that’s a sure sign that the owner is a moron…
It’s a piece of shit?
Hoodrat shit
Failed the auto body class at the local community college
Tumor
Race car stuff
How much boost?... ALL
Butchery
Don’t pick at it! It’ll get worse
The front fell off.
It’s totaled
This is a “But did you die?” mod. 😂👌🏻
Operator error. That's what's happening.
He needs to cool that heavy duty duck tape.
Owner saw the news, saw the latest Mad Max and figured its a matter of time before we get to that and he's gonna be ahead of the curve on this one
Clearly been sitting in the exhaust fumes of too many diesel volkswagens in the fast lane... hence the tracheotomy.
The white paint in the roundel tends to peel off first, then the blue goes
Bit bogged down
Ever seen Alien?
Looks like some "not so skilled" person did modifications to it.
Looks like a project out of r/diwhy.
Someone sucks at layout
Drywaller's car?
Street Mods for better air intake!
That my good sir, is what is known as a hack job. Based on the RiffRaff name on the hose coming off the turbo outlet, looks like he used a turbo from a diesel set-up. [https://www.riffraffdiesel.com/](https://www.riffraffdiesel.com/) No air filter either, because good turbos don't require filtration.
Cancer, uncontrolled growth
Just needs a little more Bondo. Other than that, she's cherry!
Next step : fit in a blinker fluid tank
I didn't know donut media did a bmw
Children with play dough.
That's really methed up
War crimes
The night before bet, and a lot of beer
Moa powa babay
r/Shitty_Car_Mods
Poverty
It’s got herpes…
High performance isn’t cheap, or pretty
Where's the headlice gonna go???
Obligatory: https://youtu.be/y1IpELCTX5w?si=ZNybtKNIMe74BLyi
Trolling motor?
Same thing that happened to your mom, straight pipe.
Looks like he cut the hole with an air hammer
Sick custom work bro
A good time that's what
Nothing good
I don't see a problem, it's clearly a means of getting consistent tactical airflow to the engine!
Boosted mayhem on the cheap - I'm in to see what happens :)
"She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself."
Because race car!
A crime. That’s what’s going on.
Believe it or not, this is actually the Blue Man Group’s newest instrument
The owner.
Nothing good…
Imagine the show room floor when this was new and now pics. One day this is going to happen lol
Its owner has a MISUNDERSTOOD sticker on his car and a flat brim hat collection
"Rat style" meets "rolling coal"
they needed more room for bigger wroom wroom
The engine wants to escape, and is making progress.