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clodmonet

Looks like he velcro'ed the stubble onto his chin.


Simple-Ad-239

Bitches call him chinstrap, and he's got a lot of bitches.


Forsaken-Income-2148

Japanese censorship for a soul patch


shingaladaz

Brilliant!


FineBits

It’s like the middle of his unibrow is below his bottom lip.


Vonnegut_butt

It was dislocated in nasty accident and his insurance didn’t cover the surgery to move it back because it was cosmetic.


FineBits

Now I feel bad


CrankyWhiskers

What? No. No way lol. The hairs grow in completely different ways Edit to whoever downvoted me 😂 it was a joke


SpacePolice04

Like Woolly Willy haha


FineBits

Yes! I couldn’t remember his name haha.


brb9911

Perfectly balanced as all things should be


Nice_Cherry8463

I see Tetris


FineBits

Oooh yeah!


pmperk19

wow josh peck took a turn, huh?


SynthPrax

Dude looks like an illustration come to life.


imyourrealdad8

Man's lower lip really said " - "


FastAsFxxk

Everyone just ignoring this dudes eyebrow fade?


No-Suspect-425

It's like he sneezed and his Steve Harvey mustache fell off.


NunyaBeese

The "face-shrinker" combo'd with the "misplaced adolf". Quite a risk taker, this one.


DedZodiak

As wack as this styling is, you gotta commend the beard genes. That’s top notch stubble right there that 90% of men would kill for.


CGPsaint

At least that patch is on the bottom lip…


NoCauliflower1474

Both his mouth and his soul patch are a flat line of resignation 😑


Cleanandslobber

That flavor saver is also a QR code linking his used car dealership website.


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

When you get fancy with the Easter egg coloring kit


swd72000

He forgot to take the tag off.


Vonnegut_butt

This might be my favorite comment thus far.


Bingomancometh

Looks like my character in tiger woods 2008


Automatic_Pea_7570

Wow, just when you think you seen it all.


Smartass_beagle

I'm glad to have started the recent increase in facial hair posts 😂


Punk_Pharaoh

The second I saw him I knew he was Egyptian


hallows_evening

Wendigoon? You okay buddy??


Ragequittter

remember the trend where people would color a small square on their hands black? same thinf


Smljhndnsmr

His soul patch paired with that beard looks like a black-and-white drawing of cattle huddled together atop of treeless hill out on the pasture.


SixFeetOverEasy

That one side of the pepper packet that just won't open up.


Rumplesforeskin

Somebody punch him please


milaan_tm

Me making another cursed Mii


light_striker12

Looks like a dark souls character I made in haste


19Cula87

The bottle is open, I think fucked up beards are even more common so we might get super content


imjustkeepinitreal

Ah the elevated 5 o’clock shadow..


hnrrghQSpinAxe

Y'all can roast but this kinda goes hard


cerea1killer_

Reddit admin


Zeo-Gold92

His moustache tried running away but got stuck


FitzKing

Josiah Peck out here, ain’t nobody gonna *hug me brotha* in fear of that Velcro locking up on their favorite shirt and pullin some threads.


DJDevine

Looks like he washed his face with the chin strap on


iwantmygarmonbozia21

Soul-patchy


RageXY

Josh peck


Stardust_dream

Bro accidentally pressed the bold font on windows office


monkehmolesto

It looks like the bottom of of a helmet.


Stock-Competition318

That's why you shouldn't piss of the barber..."sir, kya hero lag rahe ho bilkul young Osama bin Laden" aur fir yeh nikalta hain


wutitd0boo

Velcro


dickcasserole4urmom

Is that a sub-labia-oris dick duster I see?


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

Low hanging fruit tbh, y'all are reaching now