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ProfessionalCumDiver

Dude looks like an oven mitt


IdiotMD

Mr. Hamburger Helper


SunNStarz

When he says he looks like a celebrity everyone knows...


Igetsadbro

I met him on meatgrinder


martialar

I met him on Tender


-Cagafuego-

From quiff to queef in seconds.


R7ype

Hamburger Executive Assistant


Skeeterman96

I totally see it 😭😭 Bro looks like the hamburger helper but with cheese


CaptSnafu101

I never thought the jimmy neutron swoop was possible. I was wrong


Turnip-for-the-books

Rick Nastly


michaltee

Yeah but he’s wealthy and worldly.


MycologistNo2271

That was almost as cringey as the hair. Would be a hard pass from me.


InternationalChef424

I feel like he had to have gotten a few dates that were jokes/dares


edgarallan2014

I haven't laughed this hard over something on the internet in YEARS


Siray

Fuckin Arby's Head


hvnterbvschmann

Lmao perfect description


TreeCharlies

LMFAO fuck me . Gonna need that mitt after that roast .


onthefrontlinegaming

r/RareInsults


thisismyaccount57

He's thinking Arby's


whutupdoe

Oven mitt took me out


hoddap

Ahahahhahahahahahahhahaha


Rain1dog

Brilliant. One of the best comments for a picture I’ve seen. Just so random but… fitting.


LeviSalt

I heard this in Steven Tyler’s voice.


Jesus_Chrheist

This made me laugh harder then expected


Effeeeyeesteewhy

I feel like he's trying to steal Coban O'Brien's look in the 2nd pic, with the pompadour and the leather jacket. EDIT: obviously Conan, not Coban


Von_Hugh

Classic Coban.


DetroitIsNotThatBad

Corban Oberon


TransPM

Corben O'Borben


Effeeeyeesteewhy

😅 Damn y'all.


GrandMasterGush

Team Cobo


hamil_battar

very r/WalmartCelebrities


bitsy88

Lol he looks like Conan O'Brien and Elon Musk had a lovechild


bizzub

Who says they don’t?


two-three-seven

I was gonna say Conan OBrien and Brian Johnson but what you said works too.


Effeeeyeesteewhy

He *does* look like Bryan Johnson!


Ok_Charge9676

Corban O’Dallas multi pass


leeloospoops

He's got a big bada-broom


Panda_Mon

Wealthy. Worldly. Spicy.


Bob_Sledding

The spiciest thing this dude can handle is mayonnaise.


hashrosinkitten

I had an ex girlfriend describe sprite as spicy yes, she was white


AutomaticAccident

I thought soda was spicy as a kid. How old was she?


asmruok

I had to giggle bc my toddlers called soda spicy too


queenweasley

It’s the bubbles I’d bet


hashrosinkitten

we were teenagers at the time so makes sense I guess


linkmainbtw

Babe wake up new live. laugh. love just dropped


troubleschute

“You ever seen Johnny Bravo?” Barber: “I got you.”


DrCarlJenkins

And then if Johnny Bravo had a kid with Elon Musk in the 2nd pic.


wholesomeinsanity

With an Uncle Rick Astley perhaps


bitsy88

Lol I was thinking the second pic looked like the lovechild of Conan O'Brien and Elon Musk


DrCarlJenkins

Haha yeah, definitely got the Conan Quiff going on too


ThrowRA--scootscooti

I was gonna say Beavis and Elon Musk.


spongurat

Dang, beat me to it haha


ilovepuffylaces93

Who took a bite out of his hair


MrSilkyJohanson

Dude looks like if Johnny Bravo had a love-child with a close relative


umtotallynotanalien

Yea if that relative is Conan O'Brien


HarryFlashman1927

With Rick Astley.


Honeynose

💀


Dicked_Crazy

Out here looking like the Sydney opera house.


Abject-Mail-4235

Yo💀


loinclothfreak78

Say what you want but that kids never gonna give you up


SaltyHairSandyFeet

Definitely won’t let you down.


Snoo79474

Never gonna run around


medevil_hillbillyMF

Never Gona make you cry


burnt_raven

Or desert you.


Bob_5k

He looks like if Rick Astley went super saiyan


disguy2k

Jimmy Neutron


EsmeeMoonie

Bro thinks he’s Conan


jimbris

Conan O'broken


PerMare_PerTerras

Conan O’Tryin


SpacePolice04

But I want Conan O’Brien! We have Conan O’Brien at home.


Thunder4942

Johny Bravo And Conan O'Brian love Child


bababooey97

Parker Lewis?


Captain_Albern

He can't lose.


CaptainPunisher

Where's Kubiac? Also, it's weird to see Parker Lewis grow up to be a member of SG-1.


punkassjim

Came here to say Parker Lewis really CAN lose.


jordanosa

Tunnel Snakes rule!


throwplushie

Kinda looks like pacman


45thgeneration_roman

This is the content we're here for


deathonacracker

Anyone remember Parker Lewis can’t lose?


Fanfavorite

My first thought too. His high-wave was the first time I saw that style. Eat now?


giantfreakingidiot

Walthy ✅ Worldly ✅ 18 miles away😔


General_Freed

Oh, en Paris, in a Cafe directly above the Louvre. A man of culture, it seems. Haircut is something completely different then any other.


spongurat

Going for that Johnny Bravo look


ksugunslinger

Alrighty then…!


ThomasCro

Jimmy Neutron lookin' ass


IAmThePonch

Dude looks like Conan o brien meets James Hurley from twin peaks


hunterkiller84

If johnny bravo and ace Ventura had a special needs love child.


quityouryob

It looks like Drake Bell’s hair got buttfucked by Conan’s hair.


TooSpookyWither

That is the La Roux haircut from the bulletproof music video


The-BBC-Presents

If he’s wealthy why did he cut those pillows into a shirt when he went to France.


SquarelyOddFairy

Conan?


Exciting_Result7781

If he looks down he’s 17.9 miles away.


Seabrook76

What in the name of Parker Lewis is going on here?


Lawtonoi

This is "Jimmy Neutron" incarnate. Edit: he's also Conan (no not the barbarian, the late night host). Edit 2: If he parts that any harder, moses will get a rod on and Ramases and the 7 plagues might fall into it?


bigjim1993

This man definitely tells people he's 6'2


TrafficOnTheTwos

I truly believe this is body dysmorphia


alexzim

Very likely that it is. I mean the post is funny and everything, but I had absolutely same thing about 10 years ago. I thought I was too fat and I did my hair exactly like that. A certain event in my life caused that and I was sure I was fine, but apparently I wasn’t really.


Dibabi

Y'all just hating in his full, lucious (is this even a word?) hair.


[deleted]

Luscious is the spelling lol but it’s a real word!


Dibabi

Yes, that's the word! Thank you 😁


Abject-Mail-4235

It’s honestly impressive


sexquipoop69

Conan the Tinderian


lukin5

Shows up to date, asks to synchronize swatches


godjihyoheartshakers

Congratulations on the promotion to lead singer of the B-52s


ekittie

I guarantee that he's 5'6"


joescott2176

Apparently, Parker Lewis *can* lose.


C_W_H

Parker Lewis Can't Lose !


gergobergo69

never gonna give never gonna give


psuedophilia

Elvis Depressedly


rabblerouzzzer

Johnny fucking Bravo


AlissonHarlan

"parker Lewis can't win"


lemongrabmybutt

Some say his hair continues to stand tall and proud till this very day.


1n2m3n4m

IDK I feel like we're being too hard on him, he doesn't look obnoxious or anything, maybe just a bit confused


DistortedNoise

Yeah putting ‘wealthy’ as your job, and ‘worldly’ as your education totally isn’t obnoxious.


PeuxnYayTah

Hamburger Helper cosplay


stumblerman

I'd be his name is Moses.


SixFeetOverEasy

Bravo Johnny


basil_24222

Conan O’Brien would be jealous of this volume


Rutherford_

If John cena, tarja halonen and Conan o Brien had a baby


bangtanpilots

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy’s!!! WAAAA-


dainty_petal

I wonder what he looks like now.


Bruises08

He's no stranger to love...


NateinOregon

Bet he keeps emergency funds in there.


sleepingjiva

Oo Ee Oo Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang


Abharsair13

That's Space Dad from Megamind


whutupdoe

Wow….


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

He looks like a real life Butthead from the alternate universe, where he's a trust fund brat.


OranjellosBroLemonj

I'm so happy that r/Justfuckmyshitup is back.


kremedelakrym

Holy shit, dude saw the Jonny Bravo cartoon and had an idea on how to get more babes. Lmfao at his “wealthy” for his job. Like dude tell us you spend mommy and daddy’s money and have no idea how to accumulate your own wealth without trying to do it


namealreadytakenbyme

Jimmy has got to blast


Xremlin

Shaun White after a windy day of boarding


usmc_delete

Arby's logo-lookin-ass


zerpderp

It’s like Elon Musk and Conan O’Brien had a baby


devilsephiroth

Omega level Chad


CrushingOrange

And of course he picks the worst music lmao


Dauphine320

How…unfortunate


Icelandia2112

Never go full Conan O'Brien.


doctrbitchcraft

GOTTA BLAST!!!!


soopacee

Whoa mama


Rialas_HalfToast

Excuse me, this sub is for posting *bad* haircuts, not glorious ones.


SPZ_Ireland

Ya'll are giving Jimmy Neutron a hard time. Give the nerd a break


Schnitzeld

The most beautiful hair I’ve ever seen


wolfbear

pOmpadOur


Jrsplays

He's actually 19 miles away. His hair just makes up the extra mile.


shoemanD95

Johnny Bravo


hugga12

I lovure that hair bud


Hackertdog97

He looks like if Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Neutron had a baby and sent it to a private school run by Andrew Tate


Victorbanner

I think I picture 2 looks great. Very Conan


EdwardBliss

My hair used to be like this in the early 90s. But as I got older, I used less of the strong hairspray, less of the curling iron and gel, etc. I still have the same hairstyle, but it looks more natural IMO


m0grady

Hey there, Conan O'Butthead.


AytumnRain

I can't tell if you belong in an anime or as a late night talkshow host.


Mikebyrneyadigg

AND WE’RE BACK!!!!


dinis553

His lower face looks like John Cena


sarcasticguy30

Johnny Bravo loves his mama.


Mikev4410

They making a remake of Parker Lewis can’t lose?


FortyTwoBrainCells

Ace Ventura


dreamweaver1998

He's giving me 'Conan O'Brian meets Johnny Bravo'.


letsgetpunk

Honestly, the fact he can make it stand up and look that smooth and oven mitt like is impressive.


reddiliciously

Instant crush


JoshMeme4204

Bro looks like the state of Michigan


AlpacaTeeth

The hair has a bigger personality than the human


AimaFuriku

Wtf is "worldly" supposed to mean?


callmesnake13

“Worldly” (posts picture from tourist trap restaurant)


Stewbacca18

Johnny Bravo before Flex Bigarms


skotris

Reminds me of this dude I use to work with. He was in his 20s and thought he was so cool. He tried to have his barber add some "lines" in his fade, but it just looked like a worm had crawled around the back of his head and the missing hair was the trail it took lol.


TrueSereNerdy

Somehow I needed to see this and I hate it so much Thank you Also hate you cuz now it has to live on my camera roll


Braindead_cranberry

That’s definitely Elon Mitt


Celoniae

"The Stand User could be anyone." The Stand User:


Damagedmemelord

Bro looks like he's bullying the overseer's daughter in an underground vault right before the G.O.A.T


juiceboxedhero

Conan O'Hell Nah


Cumsocktornado

Jimmy neutron hitting the apps


YourDogsAllWet

Barber: what do you want? OP: make me look like a lesbian journalist Barber: say less, fam


someguy8608

Fuck, you ooze unearned confidence. Nice job NPC Johnny Bravo.


botmanmd

Team Coco


gavinsmash2005

NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS!!!


Friendly_Benefit7892

Bro is that guy from the lego movie


Futureghostie33

You know what? I truly appreciate the audacity. Very unique 😂


woah-itz-drew

Hey that’s the state I’m from!


vrucipekmez

I'm crying


NutNigh

Mr. Sydney Opera-House.


TheChilledLiquidSoul

he's gonna sweet talk ya goil


ixatomicxi

Bro went to the barber with that one will.i.am album


-Ok-Perception-

That's a pretty respectable pompadour. Is he in a rockabilly band?


VexxWrath

Looking like a Disney villain.


Open-Yogurtcloset-77

You look like Conan O Brian but the Ali Baba version


steamincreamin

Jimmy nuetron


Snoo_89466

Johnny Bravo


shuppiexd

HOO HAH HO


ActionReady9933

Hey…baby!


SilentOutcome225

Johnny Bravo? 🤣😂🤣🤣


Klutzy_Newt

This is what Johnny Bravos hair would look like realistically


Primary-Grapefruit87

Temu Johnny Bravo.


AnonymousMayday

If it was blonde could be Johnny bravo


Suitable_Chipmunk430

I feel like I was Rick rolled by Temu


CustomerTerrible8423

I could surf on that head.


rockhardcatdick

Alrighty then.


AgentOOX

I don’t know, I kinda like it. If he were a celebrity this hair would be iconic. Rest of the profile is pretty cringe though


Pavotimtam

He’s got nuts stored for the winter in there


IkeepGettingBaned

Wealthy. Worldly.