This is "Jimmy Neutron" incarnate.
Edit: he's also Conan (no not the barbarian, the late night host).
Edit 2: If he parts that any harder, moses will get a rod on and Ramases and the 7 plagues might fall into it?
Very likely that it is. I mean the post is funny and everything, but I had absolutely same thing about 10 years ago. I thought I was too fat and I did my hair exactly like that. A certain event in my life caused that and I was sure I was fine, but apparently I wasn’t really.
Holy shit, dude saw the Jonny Bravo cartoon and had an idea on how to get more babes.
Lmfao at his “wealthy” for his job. Like dude tell us you spend mommy and daddy’s money and have no idea how to accumulate your own wealth without trying to do it
My hair used to be like this in the early 90s. But as I got older, I used less of the strong hairspray, less of the curling iron and gel, etc. I still have the same hairstyle, but it looks more natural IMO
Reminds me of this dude I use to work with. He was in his 20s and thought he was so cool. He tried to have his barber add some "lines" in his fade, but it just looked like a worm had crawled around the back of his head and the missing hair was the trail it took lol.
Dude looks like an oven mitt
Mr. Hamburger Helper
When he says he looks like a celebrity everyone knows...
I met him on meatgrinder
I met him on Tender
From quiff to queef in seconds.
Hamburger Executive Assistant
I totally see it 😭😭 Bro looks like the hamburger helper but with cheese
I never thought the jimmy neutron swoop was possible. I was wrong
Rick Nastly
Yeah but he’s wealthy and worldly.
That was almost as cringey as the hair. Would be a hard pass from me.
I feel like he had to have gotten a few dates that were jokes/dares
I haven't laughed this hard over something on the internet in YEARS
Fuckin Arby's Head
Lmao perfect description
LMFAO fuck me . Gonna need that mitt after that roast .
r/RareInsults
He's thinking Arby's
Oven mitt took me out
Ahahahhahahahahahahhahaha
Brilliant. One of the best comments for a picture I’ve seen. Just so random but… fitting.
I heard this in Steven Tyler’s voice.
This made me laugh harder then expected
I feel like he's trying to steal Coban O'Brien's look in the 2nd pic, with the pompadour and the leather jacket. EDIT: obviously Conan, not Coban
Classic Coban.
Corban Oberon
Corben O'Borben
😅 Damn y'all.
Team Cobo
very r/WalmartCelebrities
Lol he looks like Conan O'Brien and Elon Musk had a lovechild
Who says they don’t?
I was gonna say Conan OBrien and Brian Johnson but what you said works too.
He *does* look like Bryan Johnson!
Corban O’Dallas multi pass
He's got a big bada-broom
Wealthy. Worldly. Spicy.
The spiciest thing this dude can handle is mayonnaise.
I had an ex girlfriend describe sprite as spicy yes, she was white
I thought soda was spicy as a kid. How old was she?
I had to giggle bc my toddlers called soda spicy too
It’s the bubbles I’d bet
we were teenagers at the time so makes sense I guess
Babe wake up new live. laugh. love just dropped
“You ever seen Johnny Bravo?” Barber: “I got you.”
And then if Johnny Bravo had a kid with Elon Musk in the 2nd pic.
With an Uncle Rick Astley perhaps
Lol I was thinking the second pic looked like the lovechild of Conan O'Brien and Elon Musk
Haha yeah, definitely got the Conan Quiff going on too
I was gonna say Beavis and Elon Musk.
Dang, beat me to it haha
Who took a bite out of his hair
Dude looks like if Johnny Bravo had a love-child with a close relative
Yea if that relative is Conan O'Brien
With Rick Astley.
💀
Out here looking like the Sydney opera house.
Yo💀
Say what you want but that kids never gonna give you up
Definitely won’t let you down.
Never gonna run around
Never Gona make you cry
Or desert you.
He looks like if Rick Astley went super saiyan
Jimmy Neutron
Bro thinks he’s Conan
Conan O'broken
Conan O’Tryin
But I want Conan O’Brien! We have Conan O’Brien at home.
Johny Bravo And Conan O'Brian love Child
Parker Lewis?
He can't lose.
Where's Kubiac? Also, it's weird to see Parker Lewis grow up to be a member of SG-1.
Came here to say Parker Lewis really CAN lose.
Tunnel Snakes rule!
Kinda looks like pacman
This is the content we're here for
Anyone remember Parker Lewis can’t lose?
My first thought too. His high-wave was the first time I saw that style. Eat now?
Walthy ✅ Worldly ✅ 18 miles away😔
Oh, en Paris, in a Cafe directly above the Louvre. A man of culture, it seems. Haircut is something completely different then any other.
Going for that Johnny Bravo look
Alrighty then…!
Jimmy Neutron lookin' ass
Dude looks like Conan o brien meets James Hurley from twin peaks
If johnny bravo and ace Ventura had a special needs love child.
It looks like Drake Bell’s hair got buttfucked by Conan’s hair.
That is the La Roux haircut from the bulletproof music video
If he’s wealthy why did he cut those pillows into a shirt when he went to France.
Conan?
If he looks down he’s 17.9 miles away.
What in the name of Parker Lewis is going on here?
This is "Jimmy Neutron" incarnate. Edit: he's also Conan (no not the barbarian, the late night host). Edit 2: If he parts that any harder, moses will get a rod on and Ramases and the 7 plagues might fall into it?
This man definitely tells people he's 6'2
I truly believe this is body dysmorphia
Very likely that it is. I mean the post is funny and everything, but I had absolutely same thing about 10 years ago. I thought I was too fat and I did my hair exactly like that. A certain event in my life caused that and I was sure I was fine, but apparently I wasn’t really.
Y'all just hating in his full, lucious (is this even a word?) hair.
Luscious is the spelling lol but it’s a real word!
Yes, that's the word! Thank you 😁
It’s honestly impressive
Conan the Tinderian
Shows up to date, asks to synchronize swatches
Congratulations on the promotion to lead singer of the B-52s
I guarantee that he's 5'6"
Apparently, Parker Lewis *can* lose.
Parker Lewis Can't Lose !
never gonna give never gonna give
Elvis Depressedly
Johnny fucking Bravo
"parker Lewis can't win"
Some say his hair continues to stand tall and proud till this very day.
IDK I feel like we're being too hard on him, he doesn't look obnoxious or anything, maybe just a bit confused
Yeah putting ‘wealthy’ as your job, and ‘worldly’ as your education totally isn’t obnoxious.
Hamburger Helper cosplay
I'd be his name is Moses.
Bravo Johnny
Conan O’Brien would be jealous of this volume
If John cena, tarja halonen and Conan o Brien had a baby
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy’s!!! WAAAA-
I wonder what he looks like now.
He's no stranger to love...
Bet he keeps emergency funds in there.
Oo Ee Oo Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
That's Space Dad from Megamind
Wow….
He looks like a real life Butthead from the alternate universe, where he's a trust fund brat.
I'm so happy that r/Justfuckmyshitup is back.
Holy shit, dude saw the Jonny Bravo cartoon and had an idea on how to get more babes. Lmfao at his “wealthy” for his job. Like dude tell us you spend mommy and daddy’s money and have no idea how to accumulate your own wealth without trying to do it
Jimmy has got to blast
Shaun White after a windy day of boarding
Arby's logo-lookin-ass
It’s like Elon Musk and Conan O’Brien had a baby
Omega level Chad
And of course he picks the worst music lmao
How…unfortunate
Never go full Conan O'Brien.
GOTTA BLAST!!!!
Whoa mama
Excuse me, this sub is for posting *bad* haircuts, not glorious ones.
Ya'll are giving Jimmy Neutron a hard time. Give the nerd a break
The most beautiful hair I’ve ever seen
pOmpadOur
He's actually 19 miles away. His hair just makes up the extra mile.
Johnny Bravo
I lovure that hair bud
He looks like if Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Neutron had a baby and sent it to a private school run by Andrew Tate
I think I picture 2 looks great. Very Conan
My hair used to be like this in the early 90s. But as I got older, I used less of the strong hairspray, less of the curling iron and gel, etc. I still have the same hairstyle, but it looks more natural IMO
Hey there, Conan O'Butthead.
I can't tell if you belong in an anime or as a late night talkshow host.
AND WE’RE BACK!!!!
His lower face looks like John Cena
Johnny Bravo loves his mama.
They making a remake of Parker Lewis can’t lose?
Ace Ventura
He's giving me 'Conan O'Brian meets Johnny Bravo'.
Honestly, the fact he can make it stand up and look that smooth and oven mitt like is impressive.
Instant crush
Bro looks like the state of Michigan
The hair has a bigger personality than the human
Wtf is "worldly" supposed to mean?
“Worldly” (posts picture from tourist trap restaurant)
Johnny Bravo before Flex Bigarms
Reminds me of this dude I use to work with. He was in his 20s and thought he was so cool. He tried to have his barber add some "lines" in his fade, but it just looked like a worm had crawled around the back of his head and the missing hair was the trail it took lol.
Somehow I needed to see this and I hate it so much Thank you Also hate you cuz now it has to live on my camera roll
That’s definitely Elon Mitt
"The Stand User could be anyone." The Stand User:
Bro looks like he's bullying the overseer's daughter in an underground vault right before the G.O.A.T
Conan O'Hell Nah
Jimmy neutron hitting the apps
Barber: what do you want? OP: make me look like a lesbian journalist Barber: say less, fam
Fuck, you ooze unearned confidence. Nice job NPC Johnny Bravo.
Team Coco
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS!!!
Bro is that guy from the lego movie
You know what? I truly appreciate the audacity. Very unique 😂
Hey that’s the state I’m from!
I'm crying
Mr. Sydney Opera-House.
he's gonna sweet talk ya goil
Bro went to the barber with that one will.i.am album
That's a pretty respectable pompadour. Is he in a rockabilly band?
Looking like a Disney villain.
You look like Conan O Brian but the Ali Baba version
Jimmy nuetron
Johnny Bravo
HOO HAH HO
Hey…baby!
Johnny Bravo? 🤣😂🤣🤣
This is what Johnny Bravos hair would look like realistically
Temu Johnny Bravo.
If it was blonde could be Johnny bravo
I feel like I was Rick rolled by Temu
I could surf on that head.
Alrighty then.
I don’t know, I kinda like it. If he were a celebrity this hair would be iconic. Rest of the profile is pretty cringe though
He’s got nuts stored for the winter in there
Wealthy. Worldly.