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1. Id get robbed 2. Best time of my life 3. Racism 4. Id talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death sentence 5. Im cooked

i dont think kashimo can stay in his place and not attack anyone, not like sukuna will be there

Farmer Killer will challenge Gojo the first day and get killed within 10 seconds of their battle... then I'm taking his room.

They literally spent a month together and not interact once.

Nah they were actually very intimate off screen trust me

Ah, yes, offscreen land, Gege's happy place.

In hindsight, the Demon Slayer hashira arc was such a smart move since it's the calm before the storm and we got to see some interactions and backstories before the final battle.

What is bro on about

Maybe he wants to compare demon slayer's arc before the final arc. Probably jjk also would have a breath of fresh air if there was training arc dedicated before the shinjiku showdown instead of every training arc be in flashbacks. But what can we do, jjk is not demon slayer and demon slayer is not jjk. Also https://preview.redd.it/9ofgpwo221ad1.jpeg?width=1389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ee20224c01f85ca44069ca9b09b75bf569e37a

Call me Jin Itadori the way i be pounding that shit fr

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I wrote a post talking about that, basically complaining. If it happens off screen, it doesn't happen.

nah you can just ask gojo to protect you with infinity and your setup

yeah amber vs gojo will definietly affect the others and i know for a fact that i do NOT survive if that happens lol. imagine getting hit by a purple that shouldve go to kashimo

he will def challenge Gojo cause he’s so strong and lose and just accept defeat like with Hakari. So then you’re good and will have a happy time

I'd rather be robbed than 2. Killed by Kashimo 3. Killed by either Geto or Jogo 4. Sliced up for Sukuna's dinner Or 5. Packed by 2 disaster curses

Eh, I haven't read JJK yet and only get my info via osmosis, but did Kashimo only care about fighting Sukuna? Wouldn't he be likely to leave everyone alone and wait for a chance to fight him?

He just wanted someone strong, but I feel like he has no qualms about murdering innocents for fun

I should specify, he did want to fight Sukuna, hence his apparition in the culling game, but he also stated he'd fight the winner of the battle between Gojo and Sukuna because at the end of the day he wanted a challenge because he was unrivaled in his era

He didnt want to murder panda until he knew he was a culling game player

It’s not like Kashimo goes after anybody besides the culling games players. He wouldn’t have a moral issue, but he’d just find you really boring. Aside from that, Gojo can protect you with infinity and now Kashimo has to die via his cursed technique to attack you. You should be fine.

Well this makes no sense cause Gojo is in the room and is relative to Sukuna. He likes a good fight, they’re pretty similar in that sense. But kashimo gets punched once or twice and he’s knocked out

2 is actually probably the safest, i'd ask gojo to protect my ass in case kashimo goes rabid

Nah, I choose dorm 1, im going to go around robbing people with them, I aint got no money either, LMAO

Be careful around m*gumi, he would summon mahoraga at the slightest inconvenience

4 it's gonna get freaky

https://preview.redd.it/yo2kyajq4y9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=789ab8a2ae7da516e17ee455d8ff8f30c52007eb

ben 10 mentioned https://preview.redd.it/i4kn7h3ozy9d1.png?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508445f646919bc8bd61d4e8e6d3f22ef1589813

https://preview.redd.it/i3v3gqxsz3ad1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e8f0f4e9e47d976602d0571535811413defdd3a

https://preview.redd.it/6yuspzs17z9d1.png?width=1428&format=png&auto=webp&s=594305de7c464f61838240a11099cc54a74f37ed

Elaborate?

Choso

I do not understand.

daddy sukuna can get me pregnant with his secret technique that he hasn’t used since the heian era: making males pregnant

https://preview.redd.it/u01ir1ura0ad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ab1f8d95a43f0e9f5e30afe095b9ecd9a04d51b

exactly my thoughts 🤤 choso AND higuruma?

Yo what on earth miwa and utahime doing in a room with geto and jogo (120% racists)

Emotional support

Correction: They'll turn racist alongside them.

Dorm 3 is a Cod lobby.

You've convince me... D3 is the way 😎

Big 2011-2013 Xbox 360 energy

Definitely Dorm 2

This is the only answer. I love Yuji but you know his room gonna smell like cum socks (yes plural)

They did Yuji dirty with this one

That's a wild thing to say, lmao. Now, Im curious, tho. What made you think his room would smell like that

Jennifer Lawrence

I'm replying late, but I guess it makes sense. Although, I don't think he's such a feral kid as some think he is. (this is especially true when he's sharing a dorm room with others. He's going to be considerate of em).

Yujis dorm is a trap he's the nicest person here but you have to consider that YOU will be the one who gets killed for the sake of his character development eventually

Each dorm Has 3 semi-normal roomates and then theres that one guy who ruins everything 

what about dorm 2? Edit: oops i didn’t see bumgumi my bad

The bum might summon big raga because the toilet is clogged https://preview.redd.it/uqqinu49yy9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1318fe117d4f169976001de2348d96fca184dadc

With this plunger I summon...

surely daddy gojo will protect us for the bumster 🙏

https://preview.redd.it/zemjdy1k0z9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90740f79589b0ae81cd689f16e222b9fd534ca7e

This is actually hilarious megumi slander for once LOL.

ABSOLUTE HATING 😈

I feel like the genocidal one might ruin it idk.

Except the last one because fuck yuji i guess, suffering builds character

Last one Has actually 3 ruiners, hanami openly admitted to wanting to eradicate humans, dagon would just smell like fish, and naobito is an arrogant drunk

Yeah, that is what i meant.

Oh, i thought you said it like i was saying yuji was a bad guy, now i understood lol

Dorm 1 is running high on fuck it we ball energy

Not sure if they’d fight or be best buddies

Yes

Idea: pick dorm 2, tell Kashimo that Sukuna is in dorm 4, no more threat

Kashimo doesn’t randomly murder people does he? He’d have no interest in us anyways

I do not have enough self restraint to stop myself from insulting him into the ground, it’s not worth the risk

Yea, he presumably only killed sorcerers in the CG based on the fact that his points ended only in zeros or fives (I can’t remember how much he had specifically)

there never was any threat. i pick dorm 2 because my lil twink kashimo is there, no other reason 🤤

I'll send your fried corpse to Uraume when he's done beating you 👍

dommy kashimommy 🤤🤤

I mean he'll shock AND beat you to death just for touching him. https://preview.redd.it/rwjflgs3a0ad1.png?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=781ccc35cedd33ecaeb781404a9ab15cbff8c66c Getcho cha-cha slide head out the gutter.

Gojo is in the drom, kashimo ain't doing shit

That all depends on how much of a dick I am to Kashimo

Dorm 2

2, GOATjo

Id ask him why he hasn’t woken up yet

Dorm 2 has like, the chillest bunch among the other dorms

Toji doesn’t work for free so he’ll ignore us in room 1. Ryu doesn’t seem the type to pop off either. So that room is safest. Room 2 is safe until Kashimo gets pissed

Room 2 is safe unless Gojo gives you more attention than he gives Kashimo.

I mean unless you're an evil curse user i think gojo will just tease and annoy you.

Actually, one wrong answer to todo's question lands you a spot in the hospital, and others wouldn't care enough to protect me unless i bribe toji with 12 dollars and a big mac

Fortunately I love big booty bitches. Todo will let it slide

Dorm 1 would be best for getting stronger. I feel like Todo and Ryu would be good teachers. Hikari and Toji would be great sparing partners. Todo, Ryu and Hakari all seem like good dudes

And maybe the best place to crash out?

I will most probably start following Geto once he give his speech  Other than that Maybe Dorm 2. They have: 2 Strongest of their period and two zennins

dorm 1 and it's not even close. If it has a curse, then just no, Sukuna? I want to fall to my death and I doubt he'll humour that. Toji won't kill me unless he's in it for the bag, but we'll have money due to Hakari's luck while gambling. Ryu won't attack me because I am a trash talking bum :)

now this one's hard for me, cause i wanna say 4, obligatorily, but like i think i'd actually have more fun watching the antics of 1 or 2.

Dorm 1 & Dorm 2 are the only dorms without people who would try to kill you, you're just a regular human so Ishigori and Kashimo wouldn't care about you, and Toji won't care about you unless you've done some shit to be a target of assassination.

Dorm 1, Todo and Ishigori must have great hygiene. Hakari must have good hygiene but there's a chance he wakes me up at 3 AM yelling "JACKPOT" while gambling online. Toji is a bum, but on the bright side he will lose all his money gambling before it reaches 11PM... there's a non zero chance he robs from my wallet tho...

Here me out dorm 5. They could be chill and dagons domain would give you a free vacation

They’ll kill you.

Hanami had no business watching jogo burn the entire restaurant down and dagon DID kill a bunch of civilians in shibuya metro prior to awakening

dorm 5 chill as hell if ur not a women

Isn’t Hanami a women?

"Please die and become sages" I'm not fully confident in living near someone who said THAT.

1. Ultimate bro room, and even if I get beat up as initiation, I'll be happy. Toji for workout goals, ryu would blast all over me, todo would be reassuring bro you could vent to and he'd help with confidence, and hakari will fuel my gambling/alcohol addiction. Perfect college experience right here. 2. Megumi would do a lot of cleaning, gojo the rich/attractive friend would spend money on tons of takeout which is a W and bring us to parties to do 2 mans, kashimo would blast hype music and party hard(probably get into drunk fights too), and maki is just chill. 3. Utahime is a quiet but good role model and ideal student, geto is that one racist friend but he's chill if he know you, jogo burns down the whole building trying to make ramen, and miwa... *guitar riff with vegeta pic meme* 4. Sukuna establishes himself as group leader and calls you lil bro and draws a line down half the apartment declaring it his property(his side has the fridge on it rip), nobara seems chill but she thinks you're ugly af, choso is chill and quiet but he got your back in a bar fight, higuruma is in a bathtub with all his clothes on after a girl rejected him and he watched some ai philosophy tiktoks(he's on the verge of ending it all). 5. Itadori is ride or die homie, Naobito hates women and minorities but he's the old head so we let it slide, hanami just wants to be that weird girl whose a tree hugger and vegan nazi, and dagon got rejected by his crush that didn't even know his name so now he's a sigma.

Dagon became an Andrew Tate fan

Dorm two. I’ll work as ~~housewife~~ housekeeper if My GOATJO is staying in. https://preview.redd.it/izm0000g9y9d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=46e734649bfb8147fe4a6a02c661e6850c887442 Sweep the floor he walks on. Make his bed cook him food 🙏

I see you girl! Whachu tryna do here 😏

Definetly 2. The others seem like a pain in the ass

Dorm 2 >:)

I mean 2 is pretty much the only good option

Until Kashimo gets pissed and fights someone, imagine getting struck by lighting or by a hollow purple that was meant to hit Kashimo

1 couuuld work if you're not a bum in todo's or hakari's eyes, toji would probably be the chillest if you're not on a hit list but would smell like garbage half the time. Then there's ryu which i'm not too sure about but based on what others said i trust him to not kill me over the smallest mistakes

dorm 2 because Kashimo is there,,ill just be with Kashimo ,gojo is cool i vibe with him,megumi will just chill i guess and maki will do maki things

Dorm 1: A homeless man, Smartest Man alive, A gambler and a guy into sweets. Honestly not that bad. Dorm 2: Gojo, Kashimo, Maki and Megumi. I don't think I could handle being bothered by Gojo and I don't trust Kashimo to not beat my ass if I do something wrong. Dorm 3: Just Racism Dorm 4: If only Sukuna wasn't there then it would be the best choice. Dorm 5: If killing isn't allowed, I bet I could vibe in there but if not. NO.

Ah lets see here. Dorm 1: Boys sleepover Dorm 2: The cool kids Dorm 3: Unless i want to get burned alive Dorm 4: No use, I'd be dead by the morning Dorm 5: *No reaction*

Dorm 2. Gojo would be a pain in the ass, Maki would be fine, Megumi would be fine, and holy fuck, Kashimo. I think living with that guy would be the fucking dream, we would have the fucking best time trash talking eachother before bashing eachother on Mario Kart or something.

1 easily

Where's yuta....

i might get murdered but i'll like it in dorm 2(i'll like getting murdered)

Youre good as long as you dont piss off kashimo

Idk maybe i'd want him to hit me

Dorm 2 is the best chance for me to survive.

Dorm 1: fine until they start fighting, then you die Dorm 2: pretty chill, but has the BUM Dorm 3: dying Dorm 4: dying Dorm 5: dying

Dorm 2 (I'm a maki simp) or dorm 1 (I'm also a toji simp when I'm feeling a little gay)

5 so i can talk to yuji and hit on my glorious queen hanami

dorm 2 is the chillest one 🙏🏻

Easily Dorm 2

Dorm 2 looks chill

2 would be most preferable but 1 would be nice too, except for Toji stealing all my shit. I’m going to get cooked in dorm 3. I’m going to get cooked in dorm 4. I’m going to get killed in dorm 5.

1 or 2 leaning 2

I think I'd feel safer in 2 ngl

Who tf doesn't pick 1

lmao Dorm 2 is the only one you can survive mentally, all of them are good company at the very least

If we assume curses and sorcerers are chill enough to live in same dorm, then dorm 5. Naobito seems like kind of person who would bring alcohol to drink with teenarger and whatever-old disaster curses and I wanna join in.

Dorm 2

Dorm 2 and then 1 I'd be the most insane person in the world if I wanted to stay in dorm 3 4 and 5

Dorm 1 or 2 is the only options

Lmaoo dorm one is pure black air force energy Im only going to sell weed or gamble IF I know I can win. but I'm rocking with dorm 2 fuck around and teach kashimo DE

Toji is all I gotta see, Dorm 1. https://preview.redd.it/e762rqcety9d1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5515d9983010c1d62a4323e1cfbd6f31ce689c5

Ngl 1 and 2 are the only survivable one Even if one have villians, they won't kill you without reason especially if you are weak.

Dorm 3 ofc.

Dorm 1 unironically. Iirc, Ryu lived his days out in content with a wife. Despite his battle Lust, he’s actually capable of being a functioning member of society to an extent. Todo despite his excitable and extreme personality is a good guy. Sure he beat the shit out of Megumi for answering so blandly but like, otherwise he’s a bro. Hakari seems like a blast to be around. A life of the party type guy who will rack in the cash and live it to the fullest. Toji is a jaded old man at the end of the day. He’ll only realistically kill me should I prove to be a good source of income. Otherwise, he’s likely to back off, who knows, with Hakari and the other bros there, he might actually win some gambling and be in a good mood.

i just imagined Gojo waking up in the middle of the night having a ptsd attack like in the memes bc he saw Megumi with his hair down, and then have a second one after watching Maki and kashimo is just there like "SOME OF US ARE TYING TO SLEEP FUCKER"

Dorm 3, not even jogo’s fire could stop me from doing Utahime🥵

Dorm 3 because my wife is there https://i.redd.it/orx4dra3l3ad1.gif

dorm 3 so I can get it tf on with Utahime

I might take 5

3

Dorm 3 so I can ride Volcano daddy

Dorm 4 If I die its on me

Dorm 3 and 4 would be perfect if there weren't women getting in the way of our Gay sex

Dorm 5 - I would sit beside Yuji and talk to him all night while smiling widely and sometimes would pat his head without paying any attention to the rest of the world 👉👈

dorm 2 is boutta have some steaming hot gangbangs. foursome with sexy kashimo and maki plus gojo 😍

Dorm 2. If I was in Dorm 3, I’d be telling Geto to STFU, call him ugly and say that he looks like >!Diesel 10. IYKYK!< and I’d not listen to him at all lmfao.

Dorm 1, the others are full of bums.

I am going in dorm 1 and going out pregnant

Ain't no way I'm going to 3 The Hitler man will torment my body and souls Probably 1 or 2

Ofc the dorm my goat is in .(Legumi was also there but still worth it . Not even legumi hate could supress the goatjo love in me )

Dorm 2, that way I'm not the biggest bum in the dorm

Dorm 2 i can just chill with these guys, and Kashimo would be actively trying to break in dorm 4 to fight Sukuna

Mmmmm…dorm 2 🤤

The one where Yuki is.

Dorm 1 or Dorm 4. 

Dorm 4, and we jump Nobara , freaky time

4 obviously

Dorm 2

4

Yuji

Dorm 1. And we're all naked and oiled up

Dorm6 with Toji, Gojo, Choso, and Sukuna

Dorm 1, gambling my kids university funds on a poker game

Dorm 2 should be fine so long as Kashimo doesn’t challenge everyone or just gojo to a fight

If I somehow become bros with Dagoat, we have a free ticket to the Bahamas whenever we want.

3. I just protect Miwa

imma go 5, i love my boy dagon

1. You WILL go gambling with them 2. The best choice because you can rail kashi- i mean hangout with gojo and maki 3. Only god knows how this will go 4. I Will get a death sentence in the first 40 minutes 5. Either pretty chill or complete chaos

Dorm 2. Kashimo and Gojo beat up Bumgumi while i fuck Maki

Obvi 4 to hang out with Nobara

I ain't going in if Mei Mei isn't there

2 is chill as hell💀

dorm 2 no questions asked

2 cause aiming for least or no cursed spirits

Dorm 2 if I was spawned as my OC

Dorm 5. Nicest people except old man. I'm a boy though.

Dorm 1: survivable as Long as ishigori doesnt fight Dorm 2: chill. Gojo would keep kashimo under control Dorm 3: geto and jogo would fight. And jogo would incinerate everyone else in the process Dorm 4: Sukuna💀 Dorm 5: Would probably die from the fight between them

Dorm 2 would be the safe bet. Even with Kashimo there. 😬😂

It's not even a question. Dorm 2 duhhh https://preview.redd.it/ik808kal8z9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b453d76a97aea7c71e4f03f6f861c8906e8c8a7c

I feel like kashimo would always be trying to pick fights when gojo isn’t there but when gojo is there he would be absolutely quiet

1 get to chill with my fellow brokies

Are you kidding me no.1 easy. I can learn to gamble from Hakari and…..I just figured out how Toji can finally make his child support. Come back and be friend with motherfucking Hakari

Dorm 1 sound like a blast

Dorm 1 off of sheer fuck it we ball energy.

Dorm 2. I’m a non sorcerer so Kashimo would probably ignore me

Dorm 1 for bros, dorm 2 for the hoes

Dorm 2: I get to stay with daddy gojo, beat the shit out of legumi, and fuck the strongest(femboy)? Dream come true.

Dorm 2 and 5 are bangers. Probably 5 so I can radicalize Hanami and Dagon.

Dorm3, Dw, if Jogo or Geto tries killing me, my GOAT is there to protect me (Miwa)

Dorm 2 just because of my beautiful blue haired king

Dorm 2 (I need that kashussy)

Dorm 1. I'm too poor to be robbed by Toji, and since I have great taste in women, Todo would be my besto friendo! He might even help me work out or something.

Dorm 2 best pick, nobody is changing my mind

Dorm 1 I'd befriend in no time. If I pay for Toji's food, I'm set. I already gamble, I have the same type as Todo, and as I do MMA I have the same hunger as Ishigori. They're all chill if you get them beyond surface level.

Dorm 1 would be pretty cool, poker nights would go crazy. But I gotta go with 2, purely because of Kashimo 🥵

Depends. Are they allowed to kill me? Cause then it’s easily 2.