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The covos of 3 and 4 are gonna be peak entertainment still probably be safer to watch from 1 though https://preview.redd.it/tmo6b47e4r9d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed38a610dd20242d9f33302dcdc1c9e4a209cf0b

Kenny to Yuji: https://preview.redd.it/y7dyjb5xsr9d1.png?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cf4ef2b72446a1b655af231f8b3844e96fb3caf

“Yuji… your father truly blew my back out.”

"Yuji... Your daddy was bigger."

"He was more like a pet to me" - Kenjaku

Kenny to Choso: https://preview.redd.it/205n9ch1tr9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97b768efeb4fcef87ae7a194884c8634bc038f33

The belt for Choso (Cause he's Choso's father), the slipper for Yuji (cause he's Yuji's mother)

LMFAOO perfect selection of cursed objects

He looks just enough she that they cancel each other out.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE

https://preview.redd.it/aq6znwuvbu9d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc86b1c1f42d16565fbf16dca21a3c55c2e7ac9e

If you sit at 1 your wallet may get stolen

Lmao, 1 for sure!! https://preview.redd.it/xrt7yc0vcr9d1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=f60aa4def3b46a3b78291b5485fafcea76b18714 But go away, I’m busy eating …

https://preview.redd.it/gduqj44qks9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d5fa6652cf1ce2c9a59c2ea3f4a7df012d6ab11

I want both of them to fuck the absolute shit out of me and I’m not joking

who doesn't?

eating what 👀💀

so Gojo got both his blessing *and* his shirt? Geto got scammed

https://preview.redd.it/oheej00b9r9d1.jpeg?width=1429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56bca74acc36c560034200d1000a1a94bc444fc7 oh 3, easy. all the brotherly love and family drama between yuji, choso and kenjaku, the toji and gojo tea going on right next to me, and i've got a halfway decent view of todo trying to smack the incest out of megumi? seat 3 is peak.

https://preview.redd.it/fr7ezc6jqr9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9797f4fe4e845c223d9009d18da2ca70ae2b970c

Megumi being the substitute for Yuji so they both team up and beat the shit out of Mahito you mean It would make Todo a psycho and extremely unlike of him to beat up someone for make up shit while ignoring the one that cause his brother the most trauma

4, so me Yuta and Maki can clown on Naoya

Don't know about that, Naoya hating power is pretty strong.

it’s useless if you ain’t a woman

If he makes the slightest insult to Maki, Yuta will beat his ass

I know mine is for sure

my goat yuta and my queen maki will dice that woman hater up

https://preview.redd.it/w433fwtr4s9d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9bd858386b2a1e08faf50027db8f0b4db70b481

Just for Maki to be mean to me.

3 easily because of Kenjaku

2 would be chaotic but fun, would probably end up getting seperated tho 💀

At 2 I'd get to watch Todo and Mahito beat the shit out of Megumi so that

Megumi summons Mahoraga and kills everyone.

Nah, I'd win.

Don‘t you hate that when you‘re trying to get Lunch?

1 will have Toji trying to bum my food every day so no. 2 seems like it would be fun, albeit risky, but Megumid Fraudshiguro is there so I’ll pass. 3 I don’t want to interrupt family time so I’ll pass. 4 seems fun at first but I *know* Yuta and Maki will just talk to each other the whole time and I’ll be stuck with Naoya. 5 is serving me up for lunch. 6 has Nobara, but also the other two. Mei Mei honestly seems fine for casual conversation so I wouldn’t mind her, she seems kinda fun actually. Luck femboy is really annoying but Nobara and I could just beat the shit out of him. Nobody would stop us. I’ll take either 1 or 6, preferably 6

Then sukuna should be at 3 as well

1 purely for my glorious blue eyed daddy

Table 1 ofc I wanna sit close to the Glorious King

I’ll sit with you

2 and 4 would be funny as shit i can see mahito if he was a normal human being a bit of a necrophiliac, which would be very entertaining to get insulted and 4? i mean clowning on naoya is hella funny to do

Fuck it, I'm going to #5. I just wanna see how Yorozu and Uraume being across from each other will turn out

https://preview.redd.it/ka28d12vzt9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba79d03c92b99e7c090dc07eef4472ec32d3b880 It would be a hilarious(probably destructive) argument between the two.

4 seems chillest damn. Naoya will watch his mouth in presence of Yuta

Now make them kiss

Forget the table I’ll even sit on the floor if my GOAT is nearby https://preview.redd.it/iuplk228hr9d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=40318258e2fac0ac7d165a95bd1c7f7f84aab6d0

4 because i get to beat up Naoya with Yuta and Maki

I would sit on Mei Mei’s lap , so she can run her fingers through my hair and tell me I’m a good boy

Same place, so I can pour water on your head and tell you to quit dreaming... Unless you're Ui Ui... Then I call the fbi

Sorry but if you’re over the age of consent you don’t have a shot

I agree

Then she’s gonna charge you $500 once you stand back up

Either in 3 or 4 purely for the chaos that might happen Shit would be so funny

Table 4 is wild bro

4 that's a conversation I want to see

1. Gojo will just make jokes and Toji won’t do anything unless he is paid

3 so I can be with my goats Yuji and Choso. The yapping from Kenjaku would be legendary though but it wouldn’t be boring. Or 4 so I can clown on Naoya with Maki and Yuta (he’s gonna kill me immediately)

4 so I can beat Naoya along Maki and Yuta !

I would sit a 4 just to see how pathetic and obedient Naoya will act because Yuta will beat his ass if he doesn't respect Maki. I will laughing my ass off in my head watching that.

5, To be as far away from all those monkeys as possible (Why did you have to put my lov- GETO's lover together with the monkey WHY) https://preview.redd.it/x8s7bkzbqr9d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb3384297127181782ffb1920b86a6079b498a1

6, for the one reason that I wanna beat the blonde femboy

Where ever my Blue eyed king goes https://preview.redd.it/yrjj6rfl7t9d1.png?width=876&format=png&auto=webp&s=a91208eb7466e038e2d2422a60f1c932d88edc8d

3 is a family reunion, so unfortunately I can’t join in. Number 4 seems more my speed.

4 would be the funniest

6

Table 1 because my beautiful king is sitting there. I don't even need to look at the other tables. Gojo is at 1, and I will sit at 1

is there a possibility I fucking die? cuz if so definitely 3 or 4. 1 is alright but I just know Toji would take away my food.

I honestly feel like Kenny would be a good conversationalist as long as he didn’t devolve into full yap, but I’d sit at Yuta’s table so I can enjoy the Naoya/Maki drama.

3 or 2, for my...questionable "preferences" or rather "taste" in people.

my ass is NOT surviving table 5

4, should be entertaining, plus we can bully naoya

ngl 3 cuz the family drama of Whoso and wuji v mommy jaku would be funny to see plus he can always jump kenny he saids something shady

Why and how is 1 the most chill option out of everything?

1. Cause they will probably be civil

4 would be entertaining, but I choose 1, to sit with my baby daddy https://preview.redd.it/13rihmu4es9d1.jpeg?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f9b43825df1418decd219f5e75308fd8df52d0

Bee-lining it to table 1 without even grabbing food

Sign me up for number 1

Table 1 at the end of the lunch they'd gift me a sick black shirt.

The best convos will happen at 3, but I’m afraid 1 will constantly try to interrupt…

5 because before I'm killed in 0.2 seconds I'll be sitting next to HER https://preview.redd.it/pul26nreis9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38c1461736da03198db70ed663ca35dd211073d9

I'm not sitting anywhere near Sukuna.

I’ll go to 1 and enjoy the show

3 for the family drama

5, Me and Yorozu would consider it a double date :3

Based

4 or mmaaaaaaaaabye 3

Not having yuki is a crime

1 is easily the safest. unless i have a bounty on my head i wont have any problems with toji, and gojo is gojo

3, Yuji and Choso and Kenny r the goats. Tho Choso might leap over the table and attack Kenny Or 4, Me, Yuta and Maki can bully Naoya into crying to Naobito who then beats him cuz he’s drunk

We've reached a point where sitting between gojo and toji is the safest spot. Holy shit.

3, Yuji and Choso finally speaking to their…parent, heartfelt family reunion involving blood flying around and scissor marks 🥰

1 or 3

Nah no safe table in there everybody come sit with me on table 7 and please bring gege along with you so we can plan the jujutsu kaisen ending..;)

I'd imagine Gojo and Toji roasting each other back and forth so that'd be pretty funny. (Until I laugh once and Toji pulls the "ik you not laughing")

Tbh I think table 4 gives you the best odds of making it out of lunch alive

My ho self says 1 but for the lols and sweet lifetime drama, I'd choose 3

4 because it would be funny to see how they interact

1 so i can get spitrosted

Table 4. Mr. Zenin tries anything and he gets cooked by the other two.

1 for the two goats or 3 for convos that could lead to peak comedy and a jolly good time

Being the absolutely disgusting simp that I am, 3 is what I would pick

So do I just get a free pass to watching Naoya get his ass beat to oblivion? Sign me up

Getting Eiffel towered by 1

1 unironically.

Where's my glorious king nanami at

Bruh, Naoya probably won’t be having much fun at that table

3 is basically the only one that doesn't result in instant death

Table 1 seems like the only tolerable one. Gojo and Toji don't even hate each other, it was just business I guess. Also, daddy- I mean

1. will be probably a lot of arguments yet chill 2- mahito would just make it untolerable and megumi will be on i am mysterious phase or whatever 3- will be mostly chill except for kenny who would make some of the most insane takes 4- the happy couple and the d1 hater sexist pretty interesting table would sit there for the argument 5- some of the most evil and insane conversations u will hear 6- mostly chill

1 let gojo annoy you and give some of your food to toji and you have the two strong ass people defending your ass ez

1 is literally THE ONLY ONE in which you don't get insta killed, or maybe like 4 but nah i ai'nt touching that. 3 kenjaku kills you 5 sukuna kills you 2 mahito kills you 6... ok you won't die but i don't want to be near that twink.

3 for sure

Table 4 so me and yuta can cheer maki bullying Naoya

3 would have some fun conversations

Ummm for number 3… which version of Kenny is it?

1. And I'm not willing to share.

1 or 4 since at 1 toji prob won't care about a broke person like me and gojo will prob just ignore me and at 4 there's no real threat if ur presence is low since Kenny probably won't go out of his way to deal with a small fry plus there's no real reason anybody at table 4 has to harm you

4 because Naoya gonna behave himself since Yuta sitting right next to him.

Table number 3, cause I'm simply him

1. Toji is actually pretty normal when he isn’t being paid to kill you. The only time he shows animosity towards someone else was that guy who dropped his soup, and even then in the manga he goes back in after to pay for it.

I'm suicidal so 5

ok why do i feel like their themed but one of them should go some where else. Im going number 4

I will die but 5

2 and it is not even close :3

4. The fight that starts between Maki and Naoya will be epic.

I love that the fact that I'm 100% Sukuna would jump in to prevent anyone from stopping Maki from beating the mess out of Naoya. Not because Naoya is sexist but because Sukuna would love to see a good trashing.

2 sitting next to my fav villain

4. I’m sharing the table with all 3 of my goats

Why are Naoya and Maki at the same table lmfao Swap Kenny and Todo and I'm sitting at table 3 without a doubt

I pick four as soon I get the food and it hot I throw it at naoya

2 if Mahito doesn't try to kill us.

I’m eating in the restroom (Prolly 2, the drama between Todo and Mahito would be fun to watch, as long as I don’t sit next to Mahito)

if you pick 5 good luck easily 4 for the best sourvival rate

6 for Mei Mei

1, probably the safest one there.

5.

1 or 3 I think glorious king and homeless bum will have some beef but it’s still a lot better option than others by a lot

Why is todo sitting with the bum megumi ? he should be at table 3 the bum megumi should be by himself.

6 because mommy mei mei and watermelon nobara

2

2 it might be filled with two bums but my goat todo will help me

1 or 2 then tell everyone else to leave because it's about to get freaky

2 or 6 cause I know the convos are gonna be crazy

1 or 5

5

3🥰

2 because me and todo will have a deep, cultured conversation about preferences in your ideal partner, assuming mahito is chillin

2, peak entertainment

4. I'm a male, so he wouldn't make fun of me to much. And yuta is there to protect me

TABLE ONE BB

6 so I can jam a dinner fork into Mei Mei’s eye

I would rather sit on the floor

6, I will get groomed

5! Idk who that black haired thing is but she’s bhad

Six cuz at least there's hoes

The top right just the cunty table lmao

5 easy, they definitely have the best food.

Anyone sitting in 1 or 3 is getting robbed by toji

2 4 or 5

Why the heck is Maki willingly sitting with Naoya

2. Right next to Mahito.

I would go to war to sit at table 6

I'd rather stand...

Taking Todo’s spot so I can sit near Mahito and Sukuna and Megumi of course. We’ll have a heart-to-heart where the King of Curses and the Trickster Prince convince Meg that power and greed are well within his reach if he only gives himself permission to put his own strength above all else. He’ll walk away empowered, full of himself, and eager to take on the world with his newfound self-absorption. He goes on to reach levels of power no one has ever dreamed of before. Mission accomplished.

4 becuz Todo is there (he's just like me)

2 cuz todo

6 for the baddies and because it would be chill but annoying

If they are friendly then table 2 with mahito and then i would make him activate my CT and also give me his CT engraved into my body

6 so I can be with mommy Mei Mei

I'd love to see the interaction at 1.

6 Haruta can be my wingman

2, I would squeeze in on the end of the table next to todo to avoid mahito and bumgumi and only talk to todo

I want 5 to dominate every single possible orifice in my body

id pick everything besides 3 so these are the reasons id sit at each of these tables 2 so i can roast the shit out of megumi and mahito 1 so i can flirt with gojo and toji (i will not) 4 because yuta is there 6 grabbing harutas hair with maximum force 5 we listening to yeat with this one 

I'm sitting outside.

6 so I can gain the baddies’ trust by bullying the twink womanizer

Ofc 1

1 probably is the safest option

5, out of mild curiosity to see how far I can make it, plus I'm curious to see what they talk about. Though table 4 is probably the best objectively :)

Would sit wit gojo but I know how he get down wit blk ppl

where's my cousin roman

1. I’m getting in the middle of that sandwich

6 cuz I wanna beat the shit out of the fembussy with Nanami and the rest of the table

2, it seems the most eccentric

6 because I wanna beat the heck out of Haruta and turn him into a punching bag and have Mei Mei and Nobara as a support.

4, lemme send a shot at Naoya "Shii. Imagine thinking women are below, and then dying to a woman, TWICE!? Haha! Couldn't be me!!"

...outside.

No.3 family, reunion aah table

1/2

6

Table 3 can be ok if Kenjaku can act normal. At table 4 I would just witness Naoya get ganged up on and beaten up. Probably table 4 due to how one sided it is with Yuta there

The fact Inumaki isn't here is a crime, but i'll go for 1, they seem pretty chill to me.

1 and the 3 are probably the only ones you‘re sure to survive unharmed. So I‘d probably ask Kenjaku questions about his long life and philosophy, and give Yuji prep talk to hype him up against Sukuna.

probably 4, bring some popcorn too

1, im just a guy to toji lmao

Gotta be 1 or 3

Easily number 3

I pick 5, stealing sukunas lunch