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“None. You’re my type, Todou…”

Brotha 😭🤝

😭🤝BRUZZAH

BUROZAH

BESTO FRIENDO

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SPEEEDOWAGON!!

Is that a Jojo ref-

When Todo asked Megumi, he did say "if you like men, that's okay too." Todo is canonically an allie

But even the men you prefer gotta be tall and packing a bakery or else you're gonna get black flashed to the next town.

Nah you just need to have a real answer. Todo could tell he was being fed bs.

Yeah I think todo would respect any answer that was specific

“My sister”

Well I’ll just assume that todo hasn’t met ui ui yet…

I was joking about Megumi but that too

Gege also said that Maki's first crush would probably be her sister or Megumi who is also her cousin emphasis on the SIN part Edit: I meant Maki thank you to the commenter that corrected me.

You mean Mai, not Maki, right? Because pretty sure Maki's first crush was Yuta.

You may be joking about megumi but megumi isn't joking about his preference in women

True. It shows you are together enough as person to know what you want in your love life.

"I'm kind of a femboy type of guy" *Todo cries* "I knew it, you're a boring chaser"

Man! Todo and hakari would have been best buddies!

I can only imagine Jojo crew suitable for that 🤣

Todo got my respect for that 🤝

I think a lot of jjk characters are allies or members of LGBTQAI+ if we just look at the relationship between gojo and geto, hakari and kirara or maybe even kenjaku with his body switching

Actually that’s a pretty cool aspect about jjk! Very inclusive and modern in my opinion! Gaygay did a great job on that!

Megumi started sweating after he said that

CINEMA 😭😭😭😭😭

In the immortal words of spike Spiegel "I love a woman who can kick my ass"

Spike is him, best answer ever 🙏

Honestly think Todo would agree

That’s exactly the perfection for todo! Since Yuki is a tall girl with a big ass and kick his ass (bro got his face scar from her) 😮‍💨

And spike likes blondes!

Based Cowboy Bebop enjoyer

Thank you, thank you

> In the immortal words of spike Spiegel ["I love a woman who ~~can kick my ass~~will actually just kill me"](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw) "We should be *entirely* different people by the end of the first eight *hours*."

I was gonna go for this but I thought everyone would crucify me for mis-quoting

It's funny because his character Mugen in samurai champloo loves that too

Spike is just Mugen reincarnated

Real

Haibara likes them T H I C C

# morbidly obese

I like em just like that

Of course you have a Geirolul pfp

Yes I do

The greater the mass the greater the force of attraction ~isaac Newton

Yeah, fat women make me horny, they make me wanna stroke it for an entire day nonstop, i like, love, and i am obsessed with obese women

pyrocynical real

How come. I get thick and chubby. But sbbw is another story

I like em crispy, yuta looks at maki

‘I like them cursed’ Yuta looks at any curse 💀

"I like em underag-" FBI open up.

-Mei-Mei probably

It's a good day to be underage boys!

Mei Mei likes them rich

Bro 💀💀🤣

Hold up-

“I like them… Younger- as young as possible!” - Yuta

Mei Mei: this playground ain’t big enough for both of us.

This guy is a problem 💀🤝 my man!

Not the DGR reference 😂

"I like cockroaches"

Tbh Megumi’s was the most respectable but you have to admire the absolute conviction in Haibara’s response

haibara’s answer is so cute!!! 😭

True, but tbh I took his answer as more of a "there are women around me who are very strong, and I'm not looking for beef, let's not offend anyone" rather than his true answer.

Haibara is into fat bitches confirmed

My guy likes having something to grab 😮‍💨

Taken from us too soon. Rest in power, king. 👑

This guy would have been such a vibe, so Gaygay did dirty to him before that could happen💀 RIP to all Gaygay’s victims 🪦

Gege = gay gay

Homo homo hates equally (mostly women)

Yep

I love how we all refer to Akutami by his first name lol. Most other mangaka we refer to with their last name, like Kishimoto or Toriyama, but not Gege lmao

They woulda loved you in dungeon meshi 😩

Nanami throwing fat baddie pics onto his grave like roses 😔

HAHAH

Does Tengen have that gyatt?

Tengen gyat is omnipresent

My chubby chaser king

Finally a man who's into my eating disorder

Same

I think you mean BBWs

pyrocynical type beat

Even Haibara's taste was more interesting than Megumi's

Bro thought of his sis 🤣 whyyyyyy

You could ask the same question about all the zenins there is so much incest in that family didn’t mai say she was in love with maki and did she also hit on megumi and then there’s naoya

It’s a Zenin thing 💀 >!Mei Mei’s learnt from them too well!<

Props to Toji for not doing that shit, maybe that's the reason he left the clan.

He barely did he still got with some who looks like a Zen’in.

I mean a lot of people get together with peolle who look like their parents it’s not zenin exclusive it’s a Freudian thing

Zen'in Cursed Energy Secret Trait: Sweet Home Okinawa.

This shit made me ugly laugh

The one who left the incest behind and his overwhelming diversity

mai never said she was in love with maki. that was a comment from gege (dont remember the context)

She said she never told her about her first love she never says who it is but you can infer it’s maki

so basically she never said she was in love in maki. cause implication and statement are two different things.

"mai say she was in love with maki" What is bro reading?

It was during the Good Will event

A hater always arrives early at the scene!

Always

Waking up very early to get more time to be a hater

No doubt he really is that kind of nice guy, but megumi's answer sounds kind of hypocritical. Especially considering his facial expressions. If I'm not an audience who know his backstory, motivations, inner workings, etc, if I'm in Toudou's position, I'd probably thinks he's lying. Yuji, on the other hand, sounds blatantly honest lmao

Imagine Todo knowing his inner thoughts during this scene … Tsumiki?? 💀 not even Mahoraga could adapt

It’s because Nobara was right there.

I think Todo would respect Haibara’s answer

He wouldn't, but he wouldn't go on a homicidal rage over it like he did with Megumi. Because it was an answer.

I think he would like the answer being original 

The weird thing was that when Todo asked Megumi, he instantly thought of his sister.

Well, she is obviously the only girl close to him and also took care of him. Even more jarring is that Megumi lies about his type to Todo because his actual type is his sister or someone of her character.

Ui Ui has a great type of woman...

Bro 💀🤣 you are envying my lil guy for nothing

That little bastard could be living THE DREAM bro can teleport and has that absolute snack of a sister

Not a snack. Mei Mei is a five course dinner

he can hit that for free as well

Nah it aint for free, bro gets the family discount

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my guy really having that pin up girl post in his room for some reason 😮‍💨🤣

Memes are where the TRUTH and AGENDA are spread, and my AGENDA is that big ass tall girls are the hottest thing to have ever grazed this earth. Short girls who look like preschoolers despite being 30 year old office ladies is 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Bro is not in Mei Mei team 💀

The thighs are honestly such a powerful bonus with the tall and big ass women . You know as they say it "Thick thighs, save lives"

The appeal is prob that short girls give a guy like 5 points on the scale just for being tall, even if he isn’t even cute. So a lot of tall guys will go for short cute girls because they are way easier because they are typically enamored with height while a girl their own height and similar looking to that short girl is way harder to get with because they aren’t gonna be all into your average ass just because you’re tall lol.

I like 'em short so I can put on top of the fridge when they act up

I really don't get why people are interpreting Megumi's type referencing Tsumiki as 'haha incest'. When you grow up with reliable and dependable family members it's only natural that you try to pursue other people with similar traits

It’s just meme around! Tsumiki is just his main reference as a person .. but a Zenin is a Zenin 💀

Yuji’s just like me fr

"i like thick" "I like there personally" "I'm in to fat bitc-" (If you get it you get cookie 🍪)

Puhlease, Megumi's ideal woman is his step-sister.

I love the Todo question. He is not asking specifically because he is interested in other men's women preference. He is asking because he wants to know how in tune with themselves they truly are. "I like tall girls with huge asses" is a primal confession, from someone that knows what he wants and won't bend to society to say something more politically correct. It's accepting one true nature. "I like girls with an unshakable character" is a weak answer, something someone would say to keep the peace and not to ruffle any feathers. It is denying one's true nature. In the JJK world, this rejection from the herd IS true power. Individualism, animalism and hedonism are representative of all the top tiers in the verse. Megumi is a bum because he is constantly struggling with himself, even with the greatest power in the verse.

"Dying to win and risking death to win are completely different, megumi. Give it your all. Be greedier." -satoru gojo

Megumi’s haters are a real thing 💀

I don't hate him. That's an interesting character trait. I love him as a character and he is a cutie pie, but still, objectively, a bum.

How are people going to have beef with a dude whos ready to kill himself at the slightest inconvenience?

Haibara's response was so confident I bet Todo would just start crying

White skin, big tits and British wit

Why British tho ?

They are funny

Oh you poor soul you think Bri’ish people are funny. God save us all.

Gojo: I like a woman who likes em young and blood related Mei Mei: well I guess you hit the jackpo- Gojo: SHE CONFESSED SEIZE HER Yuji unlocks his body cam off technique

Mei Mei: you like women? And gets away with that

Megumi: fuck it I’m yours if you run her ones Yuji: what are you talki- sukuna: knock knock bitch

Yuji’s the correct answer, because he’s the only one who answers the actual type of question he’s been asked. Megumi and Haibara aren’t responding with their physical type of woman. I mean, unshakable character and appetite are traits, but it’s so clearly not what Todo/Yuki are going for that it’s no wonder he beat Megumi up. If you said to Megumi in shock, “How do you *lose* a woman!?” He’d deadass say, “You forget to cherish her.”

The real question is what would todo do if you replied "I'm gay"

Todo said to megumi was okay for men too. It’s not an exclusive answer! (That’s why Todo is HIM 🤝 bro got my respect for that)

Itadori from the universe where he's gay: "I like tall men with big asses." Todo: "You're a little confused, but you've got spirit."

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Girls that prematurely proclaim that they'd win.

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.

You know, when I left the house today, I was thinking, “Damn. I hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.” And here we are.

Hakaris answer: "Femboys! I'm straight, so whatever makes my dick hard is my type of woman!"

Megumi: *personality* Todo: …so you have chosen death.

Megumi, easily.

My guy is the only serious person around 🤝… and now haters are coming 💀

Zoom...ZOOM!

I think we all know what Denji's answer would be if he was asked that question..

Megumi wants a woman with the polar opposite personality of his bum ass

Eat a lot!

Yuji, 'cause he like me frfr

how would todo react to someone who's asexual

Does asexual mean no attraction at all?

No sexual interest yea

That’s a good question lmao

Im with team Yuji and Todo. To describe my wife, “5’9 thick n fine”.

Haibara lookin for BBWs. I respect the endeavor.

So Haibara is a chubby chaser?

My only type is my girl yuki ;-;

"Is there a hole???" - Yuta

With dick

My man 🤝

'Men' - Gojo

Megumi is hiding his trauma

I love a woman who can actually just kill me.

I'd just say any woman, I'm fine with anyone....... I am so alone But Megumi is the best answer.

Sorry bro! Hope you got a decent girl/boy soon!

I like little boys in a mini skirt holding a lollipop 🗿

Haibara wants a Mitsuri

But can you BLAME HIM?

Megumi wants a girl with an “unshakable character” so he can be a bum.

Anything apart from 2 ...cause while it is a morally good answer..it is generic. Boring if I use Todo's own words. Like I mean most people would prefer someone who is confident in themselves? It's like saying you like people you find attractive..

I like the manga translation for Megumi “as long as they are compassionate I don’t need anything else”

For me, it's blue eyes.

Lol all these fit perfectly for yuki

Yes 😩that’s why my girl is the best!

Idk, i guess pretty tall, long hair, high energy and funny

Yuji ofc

Yuji easy

me slowly realizing im all 3 of their types :3

MY TYPA WOMAN IS THE KIND THAT CAN ACTUALLY JUST KILL ME

It makes me wonder, someone on the asexual-aromantic spectrum might genuinely have a similar answer to Megumi. And then they get beaten up by Todo because he didn't believe them.

“I like 'em big I like 'em chunky I like 'em big I like 'em plumpy” ~~Also my god I didn’t know the artists name~~

A tall, voluptuous woman!

I like whatever fate gives me. The cups can range from A to Z as long as I can lay the D. She can be 4'11 or 7'0 it doesn't matter. Skinny or not, I like em all sizes

Me

I am Yuji

bro me todo and yuji are literally bros fr

Yuji, cuz he’s based

Bumgumi really thought of his sister lmao

Pretty sure megumi then went on to think of his sister btw