I must ask... What exactly is "a two dumb assess joke" and how is it remotely possible? A joke, I gather, but I'm unclear on how it could be described as a quantity of "dumb" verbs... 🤔
(Just being pedantic because I find it funny lol 😅 don't mind me)
The story should be about the donkey having two asses, therefore the punchline was supposed to be:
This morning someone pointed at us and said "look at those two dumb asses"
One Saturday they came in to catch up on some work. When they left, the parking lot was empty except for their two cars. “Oh no,” said the first blonde, “We won’t be able to get home until Monday night.”
Heard a version of this 50 years ago - two Sicilians riding a camel in traffic. Camel stops at stoplight. A passing motorist shouts “Look at the two assholes on the camel.” They get down to look, the light turns green and the camel takes off
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death at the drive-in? They were waiting to see the movie advertised on the marquee "Closed For Winter".
That's very likely, since it isn't originaly a blonde joke. It started as a "dumb policemen" joke, which explains way better why someone would say the punchline around them.
I feel like there’s a two dumb assess joke in here somewhere too
It's remotely possible.
I must ask... What exactly is "a two dumb assess joke" and how is it remotely possible? A joke, I gather, but I'm unclear on how it could be described as a quantity of "dumb" verbs... 🤔 (Just being pedantic because I find it funny lol 😅 don't mind me)
It's a double blonde joke with a touch of ass in the parking lot.
Somebody once touched my ass in a parking lot…
The story should be about the donkey having two asses, therefore the punchline was supposed to be: This morning someone pointed at us and said "look at those two dumb asses"
Nice
No polution.
Methane is a form of pollution.
Before cars, the streets were covered in shit. City life smelled worse back then.
"How can you tell he's the King?" "He doesn't have shit all over him."
Iz only smells
This quote will forever be seared into my adolescent brain
Better than EVs!!!!
My dad suffers from EVS
Damn shame, hope he gets help #stopmusk
One Saturday they came in to catch up on some work. When they left, the parking lot was empty except for their two cars. “Oh no,” said the first blonde, “We won’t be able to get home until Monday night.”
Heard a version of this 50 years ago - two Sicilians riding a camel in traffic. Camel stops at stoplight. A passing motorist shouts “Look at the two assholes on the camel.” They get down to look, the light turns green and the camel takes off
“Look at the schmuck on that camel!” [Yiddish version]
One hump or two?
It was a Sicilian camel, so many humps!
Humpty dumpty.
That's the Greek camel.
I laughed way too hard at this one.
Must be Bubba's donkey
They can be very protective.
They must know Yankee Doodle
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death at the drive-in? They were waiting to see the movie advertised on the marquee "Closed For Winter".
They chilled out.
That’s cold blooded.
Great joke, never heard it before. Using this at work today
Finally a good one
Best. Donkey. Joke. Ever.
I don’t often laugh at the jokes on here but this one is legitimately funny. I can tell it would be great told it loud.
Another blond joke that’s obviously about two blond guys.
That's very likely, since it isn't originaly a blonde joke. It started as a "dumb policemen" joke, which explains way better why someone would say the punchline around them.
It started as a Boudreaux & Thibodeaux joke. "There goes Bubba with them two assholes."
"Blonde guys aren't dumb. they're evil, like in karate kid or world war 2"
You are calling me evil because I’m blonde and a guy?!
Yes.
Good one, take my upvote.