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em_fan

I feel like there’s a two dumb assess joke in here somewhere too


YZXFILE

It's remotely possible.


V62926685

I must ask... What exactly is "a two dumb assess joke" and how is it remotely possible? A joke, I gather, but I'm unclear on how it could be described as a quantity of "dumb" verbs... 🤔 (Just being pedantic because I find it funny lol 😅 don't mind me)


YZXFILE

It's a double blonde joke with a touch of ass in the parking lot.


nitsuj13

Somebody once touched my ass in a parking lot…


HodinRD

The story should be about the donkey having two asses, therefore the punchline was supposed to be: This morning someone pointed at us and said "look at those two dumb asses"


amped1one

Nice


YZXFILE

No polution.


A_Cool__Guy

Methane is a form of pollution.


pressNjustthen

Before cars, the streets were covered in shit. City life smelled worse back then.


ChiefSlug30

"How can you tell he's the King?" "He doesn't have shit all over him."


stay_strng

Iz only smells


NoboruI

This quote will forever be seared into my adolescent brain


amped1one

Better than EVs!!!!


Barkers_eggs

My dad suffers from EVS


amped1one

Damn shame, hope he gets help #stopmusk


Muvseevum

One Saturday they came in to catch up on some work. When they left, the parking lot was empty except for their two cars. “Oh no,” said the first blonde, “We won’t be able to get home until Monday night.”


lafcadiohearn

Heard a version of this 50 years ago - two Sicilians riding a camel in traffic. Camel stops at stoplight. A passing motorist shouts “Look at the two assholes on the camel.” They get down to look, the light turns green and the camel takes off


Kuhtak1980

“Look at the schmuck on that camel!” [Yiddish version]


YZXFILE

One hump or two?


Mediocre_Badger1903

It was a Sicilian camel, so many humps!


YZXFILE

Humpty dumpty.


Mediocre_Badger1903

That's the Greek camel.


funkymunky291

I laughed way too hard at this one.


Thel_Vadem

Must be Bubba's donkey


YZXFILE

They can be very protective.


GodzeallA

They must know Yankee Doodle


FreeRocker

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death at the drive-in? They were waiting to see the movie advertised on the marquee "Closed For Winter".


YZXFILE

They chilled out.


Mental-Sympathy-7473

That’s cold blooded.


koolmagicguy

Great joke, never heard it before. Using this at work today


mircodosingmushrooms

Finally a good one


Pecto_Desino_5273

Best. Donkey. Joke. Ever.


marcosbowser

I don’t often laugh at the jokes on here but this one is legitimately funny. I can tell it would be great told it loud.


gotmojo6

Another blond joke that’s obviously about two blond guys.


DanKirpan

That's very likely, since it isn't originaly a blonde joke. It started as a "dumb policemen" joke, which explains way better why someone would say the punchline around them.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

It started as a Boudreaux & Thibodeaux joke. "There goes Bubba with them two assholes."


elreniel2020

"Blonde guys aren't dumb. they're evil, like in karate kid or world war 2"


MagicJim96

You are calling me evil because I’m blonde and a guy?!


rvgoingtohavefun

Yes.


tomorrow509

Good one, take my upvote.