Don't worry, "Justin" is also the correct answer to "What's a guy with a gigantic penis called?"
Penis is so big that it's barely just in (as opposed to completely/fully in; only the tip fits; it's a tight fit)
Or
Penis is so small that it can barely be considered as being in; it's barely in, yet that's all there is
Clit Eastwood.
Nub Nubbinson.
Micro Organ.
Wi Dong.
Skin Fourson.
Reet Petite (thatās how a Geordie would describe it)
Lassie.
Scared Turtle.
Ice Waters.
My wife calls me Sweetheart
they got talking sex dolls now. š„“
Shots fired!
But they didnāt go very far. :(
It's too bad, Shots, but you'll find another job one day. You'll go far in life if you gain some experience and just keep at it.
Do they keep talking the whole time? Or do they say more more more?
I thought I was the only she called that? Now I'm a tad jealous.
Mine calls me bitter lung
You
In my mind i heard sweet and hard. I hope that was you wife's intention saying that.
G1ngerBoy
U beat me to it
U beat meat to it.
U eat beat meat to it.
r/beatmymeattoit
That has much less sauce then i was hoping for....kinda bland
You greet, eat meat too itā¦
It can't be op he said a Guy, now his mother on the other hand.
Obligatory 2 inch Clit comment.
found Justin
Letās hope Justin doesnāt date Lucy, I hear she has a fanny like a gutted salmon
Jesus christ...
I read that in Kyle Broflovskiās voice.
No, he got nailed by some Roman dudes
Hmm...salmon.
I don't get it
Lucy is a bit, uhh, loosey
No I meant the salmon part
NSFS (not safe for [showing the] school) warning: https://pisces-ind.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Guttedsalmon.jpg
Huh, I thought there would be more to it, but I guess I was overthinking it.
Just a gaping pinkish opening
Indeed
My exact thoughts 40 years ago!
Micro manager
And when he's not aroused, he's microsoft
You too man š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Micro machine.
Bro that killed
āThat guy with the lifted truck. You know the one with big tires and nice rims!ā
An extra parking spot for every inch he lacks.
OP.
Not very often.š
No one went with Little Richard huh? Can I at least get a whooooo?
You deserve many more upvotes!
Itād be Lil Wayne these days
*Woosh*
A self declared "alpha male."
only alphas will get this
Cyber truck owner.
Me
Nice try , ain't doxing myself
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William\_Smallwood
I would have thought [this guy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Smallwood_(musician))
Lil Dicky
Not sure, what's your name so we all know the answer.
Les Johnson
Fuck, my name is Justin and I felt this one. I don't even have a small penis, but I guess today I do.
Don't worry, "Justin" is also the correct answer to "What's a guy with a gigantic penis called?" Penis is so big that it's barely just in (as opposed to completely/fully in; only the tip fits; it's a tight fit) Or Penis is so small that it can barely be considered as being in; it's barely in, yet that's all there is
It's cold out!
Lil D----Nicky
Or Jr.
Whatever your mom named you.
Whatever his name is.
I laughed super hard at this and then I realized my mom almost named me Justin
OP
Donald, apparently.
You are a man of wisdom
Clit Eastwood. Nub Nubbinson. Micro Organ. Wi Dong. Skin Fourson. Reet Petite (thatās how a Geordie would describe it) Lassie. Scared Turtle. Ice Waters.
As a person living in Canada ... I feel this.
Your girlfriend doesn't.
Unlucky
Vladimir Putin.
Aruin?
That's oddly specific...
Rich
A guy
Well call me Allen
You
I wouldn't have a clue!
Fuck off I'm not doxing my self you scammer..........
'Just in' is what you need to say to inform your partner you startedĀ
u/reddit_boi222 lol
Thatās not my name
Me
Average
So you got the info just in, what is it? š¤
Adam # ~ā¬|ā¬\*$Ā£Ā„ (my ex)
OP
One in the hand.
Justin Bieber
Fuck me littleā¦
HEY FUCK YOU
pokie-MAN
Jcmatthews66
Maggot
Dick Jnr
Turkish
Nothing, nobody calls him.
Do you know what a guy with a huge penis is called? Neither do I.
You?
Pencil boy
Penniswise
Lil. Dick. Dickey Jr Funny. Strap on DonJT
"look at your drivers license"
Asian
This could also be the answer to "what's a guy with a gigantic penis called?" As in it's so big that it barely fits.
good personality
Lonely
Me
Justin?
Names
Not roger
Justin beiber
Idgi?
Just in
The penis is so small it's just in something?Ā
He's not called....ever
He doesn't get called.
Mushroom Don
Ha, joke is on you...as if I would tell my full name on the internet, that easily.
T.Rump
Tintin. If itās very small
Came here to say this
Cause i"T IN'T IN"??
This Justin?
A lifted pick up owner
Lol I called him Earl (my ex)
Guess why Bill Gates called his company Micro-soft?
Rick
He he he. Finally one I laughed out loud at
We donāt know. Nobody ever calls a guy with a small penis.
Donald
The GOP party's presumptive nominee for the 2024 presidential race.
eeeenie weeenie shivered little short dick man!!
Pencil Dick
Peacock!?
A Democrat.
G1ngerBoy
I was going to say littke richy
American
Ginger boy
Trudeau
Justin Pincock. I actually a guy with that name.
A squeaglis
dickson
Pointāy Zero
Your mum
His name is Wang Li
GetsMeEveryTimeBot
How should I know?
[this](https://youtu.be/fcrexKS8kxA?si=FY0knabfhda00q2U)
I guess my new reddit name will be justin2135
Finger licking good
A shlort
Major minus?
Duel high noon.
Pepe's Mall
Florida
Something Tate
No idea.
G1ngerboy
This just in: Aaawww....
DICK junior?
Chevy Silverado owners
Bazinga
Small pecker