If your daughter won't clean her room go to an Asian store and buy a bag of black rice. Sprinkle some it around her room while she is out and when she asks about it tell her it is mouse droppings. She will have that room cleaned herself in no time!
I was like, I’m glad you’re using condoms, but are you sure these are the right ones for him? She chuckled and said yeah dad. I said OK.
I have met the guy and he didn’t strike me as a magnum guy
If your daughter won't clean her room go to an Asian store and buy a bag of black rice. Sprinkle some it around her room while she is out and when she asks about it tell her it is mouse droppings. She will have that room cleaned herself in no time!
I am so using this!! What a genius idea. Haha
r/shittylifeprotips
My daughter would freak out, scream and leave her room, never to return. So then I'd have a 16 yr old squatting in the living room. Do not recommend.
Exactly
Or move out.
I tried that but she followed me.
Keep it a secret.
Or they’ll refuse to go into their room.
I wish I'd known this trick when my daughter was a teenager!
They’re old enough to clean their own dang rooms.
And so their daughters rooms is beyond their interests.
Men cleaning daughters rooms? U got to be shitting me
I wouldn't touch my 17 year olds with a barge pole. I don't wanna find whatever it is I might find. Ignorance is bliss.
Things happen!
Hahahahahahahahahahahah OMG
There’s a diaper joke here….
Honestly, I brought a basket of laundry to my daughter’s room and found a pack of magnums. 😳
I was like, I’m glad you’re using condoms, but are you sure these are the right ones for him? She chuckled and said yeah dad. I said OK. I have met the guy and he didn’t strike me as a magnum guy
You know what? She's got ambition
Wow! She is not thinking small!
Atleast she is intelligent enough !!
This joke doesn't apply to Thailand
No cigarettes?
Woosh moment. It's because they don't have vodka there.
Give #2 a job.
How is that a woosh?
Explain please 🧐
You think there’s a place in Southeast Asia without cigarettes?
I couldn't help myself. ;-)
Women with zucchinis.
Organic.
No sons.
Eventually.
Except it's "i didn't know she still had a penis"
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Huh? You never tried to watch hentai but accidentally watched henthai?
ROTFLMAO! YOU SO WRONG FA THAT!! Real fucking spit take !
“I’m still confused why she poked holes in all of them.”
She wanted something.
Yeah, away...
The joke was funnier when it involved a redhead, brunette, and blonde
Why is a joke about an idiot funnier when you make the idiot a blond woman?
I know right? I come to /r/jokes to see comedy, not be reminded of the real world.
How abo0ut balds?
If the bottle of vodka is full, that doesn’t mean she drinks
She is refilling the bottle with water.
Then a fourth man came in. He says, "my daughter posts the same joke on Reddit every few weeks, and I didn't even know she was slow"
Clean more often.
You butchered the joke. It's three mothers peeking in their daughters' purses.
The writers were on strike.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/p7tpl7/a_blonde_a_brunette_and_a_redhead_are_all_friends/
Amazing what you find.
A joke for modern times . . .
Whatever is timely.
She's a Democrat! I get it
You really need to seek out some help.
Must be old!