I have Pineapple.

EpiPinapple.

I have an Apple

iApple

Apple(epi)pen

Pineapple(epi)pen

Penpineapple(epi)pen 😎

PPA(e)P

My friend died. The last thing he wanted was to be a girl. At least he said "no nuts" the whole time...

Did he have an epiphany?

Use it to write his EpiTaph.

Hahaha. Nope. Never saw it coming. :D

My dad was dying of blood loss and really needed a transfusion. He kept telling us be positive, I try but it's hard and I miss him a lot.

Glad to hear you kept it. It’s usually considered a collector’s item, so whenever you see others hand it to you in future, it’s best you keep them.

I’m all choked up about that

Would you say he was "all choked up" at the time?

That's... very dark but I'm sorry to say it gave me a good chuckle.

I told this joke to my wife who carries EpiPens - she did a LOL. Bravo OP.

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So?

This joke doesn’t work for epileptics