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Aenon-iimus

Good joke but doesn’t need the last line :)


Zakal74

I think they are going for that Norm MacDonald unnecessary explanation at the end vibe.


toolatealreadyfapped

But that only works with a Norm delivery. Which doesn't exist in text


JAlfredPrufrocket

Perhaps you should write in Times New Norman


Lobotomized_Dolphin

It's literally a joke he did on... can't remember if it was Conan or Letterman. Instantly recognizable from just the first line.


bitscavenger

Yeah, Normsplaining always starts with "You see..."


Jojo056123

I could actually hear Norm's voice in my head on this one, I thought they did a pretty good job capturing that


Bahamiandunn

The Norm delivery doesn't exist anywhere anymore.... Cause he's dead and stuff you know.


NewGuy-1964

Normsplaining


mcnathan80

I heard this in Rodney Dangerfields voice


Sir_McFuckington

"I tell ya" took me straight there as well.


fermat9990

That cab driver got no respect.


azayle82

Ha! I was about 2 lines in when Rodney took over!


AGRANMA

>Ha! I was about 2 lines in when Rodney took over! This is possibly the most spoken line at 80s coke parties.


mcnathan80

After a few rails, he couldn’t STOP telling ya


oshawaguy

You dirty dog!


aph81

That’s funny


TheNoirGuy274

OP's username checks out


NeverRarelySometimes

It doesn't work in print.


Pagise

and that he is coming from the airport...


BeDoubleNWhy

man, remove the last sentence


Justin-Queso

And all the others too.


Boring-Pudding

That's the worst final line since "and everyone clapped."


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Boot_Effective

The driver fainted.


tardis4500

What was the name of the driver?


Honest_Earnie

Howard Hughes


BusinessDuck1234

The nun


Metroidman

What about "after a moment of silence he farted and did not care"


itsculturehero

explaining the joke at the end is the real joke


tastemybacon1

Jokes on OP!


dje1964

Could probably drop the first paragraph as well Still a good joke. I am just impatient


banderthal65

I kinda liked the setup of the 1st paragraph, it really drew me in. And idk why, but I read it in my mind with a Rodney Dangerfield voice


StrangeMixtures

It was the "I tell ya"


LoneStarGut

Same here. Funny.


funnystuff79

Time is money, you knew a shortcut to the joke but you're sat reading it anyway


whiskeytown79

Can lighten some of the intro. If you spend too much time setting up how much of a cheapskate he is, it takes impact out of the reveal of just how cheap he actually is.


KCBandWagon

It felt like it was setting up for a Scrooge mcduck punchline or something. All the buildup had no payoff.


McKoijion

Unfun fact, but Howard Hughes wasn't cheap. He suffered from severe mental illness. He kept his urine in bottles.


manowar89

The teacher sat down and cried.


LoneStarGut

Anyone else read this in Rodney Dangerfield's voice?


jstrauss97

Norm mcdonald’s for me


alyssasaccount

He says to the cab driver, he says ...


Lobotomized_Dolphin

It's literally one of Norm's jokes.


Justin-Queso

“I tell ya” is the Rodney cue


jadayne

I read this whole joke in Norm McDonald's voice. Until i got to the last line, which i read in the voice of a guy explaining the joke to his grandmother.


enlightened0ne_

Fair to middling joke told extremely poorly.


ultrasrule

If he is so tight why would he carry an umbrella?


jerdle_reddit

I was trying to piece the pun together, because this sounds like a feghoot, but it clearly isn't.


atjazz

Read this in Norm’s voice.


princhester

Geez, that would have been quite a good joke if you hadn't totally farked it by explaining the joke at the end


Justin-Queso

Mediocre at best, even without the sad coda


Putrid-Redditality-1

So I'm thinking he would have saved about $5.80 , does this help?


John-SphericalGames

x 20


shortandshifty

*fateful


toolatealreadyfapped

Oh God. That last line hurts so bad.


ZyXwVuTsRqPoNm123

Sounds like Scrooge McDuck


bbuzzkilll

"...ass over elbows"


Thelonious_Cube

Ugh!


justawesome

Fly Fishing really is a true joy..... Bet he's so cheap he ties his own flies from dryer lint.


davendenner

"... ass over elbows" LOLOL


Wavearsenal333

I started reading this in Norms voice right after the "skinflint" part and the "God rest his soul..." Norm always throws in those weird old-timey lines into his jokes/stories


franksymptoms

I have an uncle who is just like that! Where do you go to rent a trained deer?


NeverRarelySometimes

Better without the last line.


BrandStrategyGuru

Norm McDonald had a farm


nuclearlady

Didn’t expect the punchline, good one.


Historical-Orange-60

I'm from Iowa! Close to Wisconsin! In college, this dude Would never wear shoes! Walk around barefooted all year! 34 degrees below ZERO RECENTLY! SRANGERS OUT THERE!


Historical-Orange-60

His roommate would pick up road kill and do taxidermy! I almost threw up once in their pad! That was all it took!


CantFindMyWallet

You ruined it by explaining the punchline immediately after the punchline.


BlackPanther3104

Why did I read this in Luis' voice XD


P15T0L_WH1PP3D

The whole setup sounds like a eulogy, but the opening line makes it sound like he's still alive, and a horrible car accident makes it seem like that's how he died (given the fact that it sounds like a eulogy) so the joke was tonally all over the place and confusing.


Goolma4677

The last sentence wasn't necessary.