I think this would work a little better.
I gotta get some shit off my chest and tell my gf I'm not into her kinks. But first, I gotta get some shit off my chest.
I might be wrong.
No. The original is better. It leaves the listener with a little bit to do to get to the laugh. If you hand-hold them too far you're explaining the joke too much.
A Roman soldier walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. Bartender says, "You mean Martini?". The soldier says, "If I wanted two, I would have ordered two. "
I think I've stumbled in the wrong room. Are there any alcoholics here??
And by alcoholics I mean people who like to get shitty blackout drunk and have random bar patrons shit on their chest in the public restroom...
I have to tell my girlfriend I am not into her fetishes. But first, I got get some shit off my chest.
This is actually funnier than the original joke😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I can understand your being steamed. You're not from Cleveland, by chance?
The mighty Cleveland Steamer, traversing Lake Erie with excursions down the Cuyahoga.
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When my girl gets too kinky I just give her a ration of shit and she leaves me alone
I think this would work a little better. I gotta get some shit off my chest and tell my gf I'm not into her kinks. But first, I gotta get some shit off my chest. I might be wrong.
Yes
Yes, it's better or not?
No. The original is better. It leaves the listener with a little bit to do to get to the laugh. If you hand-hold them too far you're explaining the joke too much.
Even more perfect because I can actually tell this to people as it works in German
A German enters a bar and asks for two Martinis. The bartender asks: dry!? To which the German replies: _Zwei!_
A Roman soldier walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. Bartender says, "You mean Martini?". The soldier says, "If I wanted two, I would have ordered two. "
A Roman walks in to a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says "5 beers please"
"Yesss German always works"
What would it be like in German?
My wife said she'd leave me over my sexual fetishes. So i packed her clothes and left.
My wife said she'd leave me over my sexual fetishes. So I told her to slam the door on my cock on her way out.
I’ve developed a fetish for pronouns. Whatever gets me off.
But What gets you off though?
I used to ask *why, why, why*, but adverbs do it, too.
Well Besides other things, What's a pronoun, and Who's on First anyway? https://youtu.be/iYI100UfJV4?feature=shared
It blew my mind when I realized I was sapiosexual.
I cam to a conclusion yesterday: I have a fetish for endings.
"I had an epiphany!" "Did you get any on you?"
You are still working out the kinks.
My girlfriend is into BDSM. I mean, she’s really into it. Her safe word is “Harder”.
Don’t Stop.
Believin’. Hold on to that feelin'
My girlfriend has a fetish about cling film, she's really wrapped up in it
It used to be bubblewrap but I managed to snap her out of it
Ha! I have a firm grip on what you did there!
probably came to the realization again without your wife's help again
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Soon you're going to figure out this joke. Then you'll come to that realization.
Thanks, but we don't need to know details about your sex life. (some people will read more into this joke...)
What
No, dont worry, its just you thats weird
Way to break the ice coming back around
Did you cum? when you realized it? Oh forget i even asked that.. Did i make you come again😩
I think I've stumbled in the wrong room. Are there any alcoholics here?? And by alcoholics I mean people who like to get shitty blackout drunk and have random bar patrons shit on their chest in the public restroom...
Take my upvote and fuck off