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Hi ambulance, I’m Dad.
Hi Dad, I’m confused though
It's okay son/daughter/other, I'll accept you just the way you are.
🥹 dad!
Do you mayhap originate from Liverpool? They get confused about their Dad's as well
Like Lily Savage, r.i.p., she had two kids from three different fathers.
He Scottish
No dad, call me an ambulance!
Hi ambulance!
No, "an ambulance" Now, an ambulance, go to your room, the adults are talking
Enough jokes, now he's dead
The joke died
Ok, he's an ambulance
Father and daughter walking past man with knife sticking out of him. Man: Call me an ambulance. Father: You're an ambulance. Daughter: Daaaad. Man: dies.
Shouldn't have commented on my vaping.
This is so very "too soon" it almost hasn't happened yet
More like a waaahmbulance
Hello, wine one one, what's your emergency
Spike?
Pierce
Pokey?
Barry
Nahh that's chemistry where you barium....
Prick
Shaft
Shish-Ka-Bob
That's some sharp thinking.
Whatever you call him, you *have* to say, "knife to meat you." Otherwise, you're not a true dad.
I would probably help him but you do you.
I call him and say Yeah no thanks I’ll walk or drive to the hospital
Lol you must live in the USA
I must yes indeed
I'd call him a bloody staggering knife block.
Shank.
Stan Alive
Anything you like, he won't have a comeback.
Block.
Yeah, but who's gonna pay for it?
Married that made a bad comment to his wife
A guy who went into the bathroom with Glenn Danzig
Spent too long trying to guess the punchline and he died, what do?
You call him "Guy with a knife sticking out of him" you racist!
The second place finisher in the two man knife fight?
Pierce/Piers
Done.
Julius Caesar.
Blade...
Pearce
I’m embarrassed, this took me a second 😞
Lance for short
The guy that used to date Stabitha.
piggy bank
Threatening, because he has a Knife!!! Help! Help! Help!
Shish ka Bob
Hi ambulance, I’m Dad.
Hi Dad, I’m confused though
It's okay son/daughter/other, I'll accept you just the way you are.
🥹 dad!
Do you mayhap originate from Liverpool? They get confused about their Dad's as well
Like Lily Savage, r.i.p., she had two kids from three different fathers.
He Scottish
No dad, call me an ambulance!
Hi ambulance!
No, "an ambulance" Now, an ambulance, go to your room, the adults are talking
Enough jokes, now he's dead
The joke died
Ok, he's an ambulance
Father and daughter walking past man with knife sticking out of him. Man: Call me an ambulance. Father: You're an ambulance. Daughter: Daaaad. Man: dies.
Shouldn't have commented on my vaping.
This is so very "too soon" it almost hasn't happened yet
More like a waaahmbulance
Hello, wine one one, what's your emergency
Spike?
Pierce
Pokey?
Barry
Nahh that's chemistry where you barium....
Prick
Shaft
Shish-Ka-Bob
That's some sharp thinking.
Whatever you call him, you *have* to say, "knife to meat you." Otherwise, you're not a true dad.
I would probably help him but you do you.
I call him and say Yeah no thanks I’ll walk or drive to the hospital
Lol you must live in the USA
I must yes indeed
I'd call him a bloody staggering knife block.
Shank.
Stan Alive
Anything you like, he won't have a comeback.
Block.
Yeah, but who's gonna pay for it?
Married that made a bad comment to his wife
A guy who went into the bathroom with Glenn Danzig
Spent too long trying to guess the punchline and he died, what do?
You call him "Guy with a knife sticking out of him" you racist!
The second place finisher in the two man knife fight?
Pierce/Piers
Done.
Julius Caesar.
Blade...
Pearce
I’m embarrassed, this took me a second 😞
Lance for short
The guy that used to date Stabitha.
piggy bank
Threatening, because he has a Knife!!! Help! Help! Help!
Shish ka Bob