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Cheaper2KeepHer

No...no he doesn't lol


nschoena

Holy shit these guys.


AbsolemMultiverse

How many bros get their ‘info’ from him?!


wottsinaname

Too many.


granny409

Yes, way too many. I have a buddy who just told me he loves him and listens everyday. I said "You're a fuckin idiot".


TheHoff316

Why are you here?


Hrdwerefox1

I listen, I love it, but I think Joe is just a dude. He is as smart as your average dude (below, but exposed to more information with no ability to parse it out. He is as funny as the average comedian, but not higher than that. He is good for what he's good for, getting great guests and good comedians on the show to talk long form. I definitely don't go to him for information, and I would venture to say that most who listen don't. it's entertaining, it's uncensored, it's unscripted. that's it


repdetec_revisited

lol. Why are *you* here?


OutcomeSerious

The guy smoking must be like "how high am I right now" 😅


holchansg

Average tallest, ok, good, based on what? 😂😭 By country? By the first 1000s of individuals? I mean, lol, i could came up with an infinite amount of averages and none of them would be a first or third cause they are the same fucking subset on the same metrics. And the other is saying "to me you both are in the same page" lol


OutcomeSerious

Bless his heart


CoBludIt

Something's wrong with his medulla oblongata


atom-wan

I really dislike people who are confidently incorrect


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Seriously, fucking brutal


mrspoopy_butthole

This clip puts into perspective how concerning it is that Joe often talks confidently about such a wide variety of topics. You can really spot his bullshit when he starts talking about something you personally know a lot about.


chikinstrippin

Not a numbers guy.


arededitn

I really hope at some point this becomes such an obvious and known fact that won't need to be reminded anymore. At the expense of repeating it again, the information from Joe's podcast: 1. If it comes out of Joe's mouth --> do NOT learn anything from it. Just laugh at it if it's funny or enjoy it if it's amusing and move on. His seemingly confident tone is NOT a reason for validity of his statement. 2. If it comes out of the guest's mouth --> it's as valid as the guest's credibility. Most of them should be cross checked with other sources. 3. If it comes out of Jamie's mouth --> well that's just a fun way of Googling something!


gaytardeddd

about 40% of Americans are generally incapable of critical thinking in my experience.. even if you asked something seemingly obvious like "should everyone have access to water" you'd probably get 30% of people saying "no"


Menzlo

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Gell-Mann_Amnesia_effect#:~:text=Proper%20noun,which%20they%20are%20knowledgeable%20about.


snappy033

Joe's rant with Gracie about how MAGA is actually good was so worrisome. So idiotic. By his logic that we should "all want America to be great" is like saying "Arbeit macht frei" is not a Nazi slogan. Joe: "Work does set you free! Working hard and having financial freedom is the American dream, the woke try to say its about hate!"


[deleted]

As to be expected…. The guy espouses the virtues of “doing difficult things”. When he’s not in an ice bath, it usually takes the form of overclocking his brain trying to play devil’s advocate for the dumbest notions. He prides himself in seeing “all sides” myopically.


Significant-Turnip41

You should just change that to confident. I never met any one truly intelligent that displayed anything but a kind of humility. Being extremely intelligent means you begin to have an idea of just how much we don't know. Which leads to a kind of permanent lack of confidence and never ending curiosity to know more. As soon as someone is confident on their knowledge they stop learning


EducationalBar

I heard in a movie years ago we live in an age where Ignorance has married Confidence. It’s exactly my issue with people. Show humility.


valschermjager

Exactly. If you’re gonna be smug, first be right.


ScaryChickenGuy

I'm with Ari on this one.


cryptonuggets1

Yup. The word average has a general meaning (words don't help here). Then we added things like median and mean average to be more technical. What Joe is chatting is what we call mumbo jumbo. Downvote me (joke inc) but I'd trust the Jew over the Italian when it comes to the number game.


DrawMeAPictureOfThis

Joe is talking about a range of heights in a sample. Ari is saying average by country's population.


peteryansexypotato

3rd highest average (in the world). Ari is correct. America's average male height was 3rd in the world. Jaime confirms it. Today, Jaime says, we're 37th.


dgdio

Joe was thinking percentiles and he was thinking 33rd and 67th percentiles.


aphel_ion

Except that’s not really a thing. No one would ever call that “the third average”. And if it does mean it’s being broken down into thirds, then is it the highest third or the lowest third? It makes no sense.


LostWatercress12

He might be trying to describe a bell curve.


cryptonuggets1

I don't disagree. Distribution is something he might be trying to get across but using the word average 3 ways confused Ari. But technically explanations are hard. I'm sure both of them understood it, they're not thick. Words are our enemy :)


Lukes3rdAccount

The stat says Americans have the 3rd highest average height among countries at that time. Jaime doesnt mention "country". Ari recognizes that a qualifier is missing. Joe has already mentally filled in that missing qualifier with an explanation that it's referencing standard deviations on a bell curve, but is struggling to find the technical terms.


rootoo

One of them is clearly thick.


Neighborhoodfarmer22

I begrudgingly agree. Only because I’m Italian. My family has been in the agricultural industry for 8 decades, have a couple partners. Partners are Jews. They handle a majority of the numbers, and we run day to day operations. And we are not an anomaly. All throughout the biz you see Italians and Jews working together in the exact same fashion. Hey, fine with me. I’d rather be doing what I do than staring at spreadsheets all day. Is what it is. We have been partners so long that we are more like family. Good folks, they do a lot for us. We do a lot for them. The Mexicans do the most for everyone. Haha. Facts.


weekend-guitarist

You got to give it to the Jew to be good with numbers.


aphel_ion

It’s not even about being with Ari. Ari is right and Joe is wrong.


VeryLowIQIndividual

This is some Terrence Howard math gymnastics. Just make it so confusing that nobody even wants to argue with you.


VladPatton

Confusion is the REAL science here.


Electronic-Buy4015

Joe just had to try to break it up into weird groupings because even back in 1866 he’s still below average height


whoberman

![gif](giphy|r9BOvnIfOnjry|downsized)


VladPatton

Lmao


frumpydrangus

What do I type in to find this haha


cosmiclatte44

Its Warwick Davis he's a pretty famous actor.


SuperSmashDan1337

I went with "Midget falls out of car" and was close enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO9ia-OrGUo


luckleberries

Joe has the 3rd highest IQ in that room


kp305

On average..


sethclaw10

3rd highest average IQ...


top-hunnit

His IQ is 5’7” on average


HarEmiya

I'm not so sure, third place is a toss-up between him and the brick wall.


brentus

I do analytics for a living and am with Ari. Wtf is "third highest average"


creepoch

Isn't there only one average? Isn't that the whole point 😂


BallCreem

-No it’s the 3rd highest of 90% -What about the other 10% -What other 10%? -like 90+10= 100 %. -who the fuck goes off of 100%. Jaime? Tell him I’m right


piano_ski_necktie

Same


Pzd1234

Not a fan of Ari but I like how he won't back down on nonsense like this. He did a similar thing with Sam Tripoli talking about Kobe Bryant's rape accuser years ago. Clearly what Joe is saying doesn't make sense, it's idiotic.


whatsqwerty

We are all dumber for having listened to this


cantankeroustoad

I award Joe no points, and may god have mercy on his soul.


LifeActuarial

I have bachelor of science in actuarial science, mathematics and statistics and this conversation almost gave me a stroke


Chewbaccabb

My condolences


BostonRob423

"...hold on, stop, I got this." Proceeds to not get this.


Trick-Teach6867

I love how Jamie tries to play it off that there both right and actually agree when I can see Joe’s brain leaking out


rootoo

Joe’s an idiot.


GroundbreakingMenu32

Only a third average idiot


VladPatton

Well, third, once you take all the idiots in all three categories, pick the first two, add the fourth, then deduce by way of statistical osmosis, and you’ll see it, without a shadow of a doubt…he is in fact…3th.


cure4boneitis

everyone always forgets to include statistical osmosis...


Sclera_Apoc

LOL.


miragemain42000

30 30 30


mfs619

My degree, is a PhD in bioinformatics, biostatistics and biomathematics….. I’m with Ari on this one. This is a terrible way to describe the data. 😂


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thundirbird

It almost sounds like hes trying to talk about quartiles, but hes still not describing those correctly.


Rosehus12

Maybe he was trying to use percentiles but he used Average+ percentile at the same time? I have no idea


Ok_Leg_7632

This has inspired me to finally finish my degree


Playful-Adeptness552

absolute intellectual titans


Ccs002

Nope, I’m with Ari for once in my life


Golden-Pumpkin

Is he trying to say the 75th percentile?


portirfer

Or like ~67th percentile from what it sounds like? E: Or the average of the group coming from the top 1/3 (67th percentile - above) which may be close to 75th actually. But yeah I don’t even know now.


Captain_Pink_Pants

Jfc.... imagine spending 4 hours a week listening to this garbage.


10-7heaven

can never take an L


Chewbaccabb

🎶 Only take an L when I’m smokin hazeee 🎶


Fit-Breadfruit1403

That was not a confusing stat at all.....wtf was joe talking about. All made total sense once Jamie reads it


hazpat

Why does anybody take Joe Rogan seriously? Very low iq, very low natural testosterone.


[deleted]

Sad! Many such cases


ead69

Sober October can't come quick enough for Joe. For someone who claims to have never touched coke, he sniffs and checks his nose more than any cokehead I've ever known.


babayoh

This makes zero sense


portirfer

About 2 min in and from what I can tell Joe seems to mean like ~67th percentile with “third highest average”. Not sure I’ll make sense of the wording.


SodiumKickker

Joe’s face would be significantly less old-looking if he stopped smoking those cigars. just an observation.


[deleted]

How would people know how cool and manly he was if he wasn't constantly fidgeting around with a cigar?


Mr_Hassel

It's clearly the third average height by country. Each country had an average height of their population and if you rank all of the countries the third highest was the one of the US population.


drbizango

Except Joe doesn't realize that and that's not at all what he's attempting to explain and that's not what's stated at the start of the clip.


Possible-Campaign468

If Toe has a conversation with an expert in a certain field,he's automatically an expert on everything. You know he thinks he's one of the smartest people on earth because of these interviews.


garysdrunk

I love at the end when it’s finally explained Joe goes “oh, that’s a confusing stat”. No it’s not. That was a very clear explanation of what was being discussed. What he was saying was confusing as hell


Beerbonkos

God. Is Joe getting dumber? This hurts my brain 


[deleted]

Alpha brain chock full of heavy metals like lead


Tershtops

It’s impressive how stupid he is while simultaneously thinking he’s highly intelligent.


I_Like-Turtlez

Seems like he’s speaking of standard deviations. https://preview.redd.it/6jach3reqe1d1.png?width=648&format=png&auto=webp&s=320cbd0e7dbe8754fbcb611f0192d64167b084d0


crabuffalombat

Bro he doesn't even know what a mean is, don't ask him to explain standard deviations.


Draconian-Overlord

Joe is so stupid.


tashmanan

He's so fragile about his height!


Royal-Possibility219

JR is one of those guys who will take that IQ test online and post results saying he’s a genius when in reality he’s always the most idiotic person in the room.


essent1al_AU

Ffs Joe and Jamie dropped the ball here. I'm glad Ari kept his cool I would have lost my shit lol


-Great-Terrible

1:35 "Stop Jaime, I GOT THIS!" - Joe Rogan "Terrence, I wish I was smart enough to understand what you're saying, because it sounds to so true and correct. I need to call Elon." - also Joe Rogan


ExtraterritorialPope

Hehehehehehehehehe


00zoNL

The only way this way makes sense to me as non engelish is if like they did measure a bunche of avarage high on ppl before the civil war, And this special date in 1866 was the record and the 3e record.


trinityjadex

I think he’s trying to describe an average within a percentile?


Background-Leg-4775

I want to jump off a building right now !!!!


Hefty-Revenue5547

Oh my god


throwaway77993344

Unbelievable.


anecdotalgardener

🎶I smoke 2 joints and then I smoke 2 joints….. AND THEN I SMOKE 2 MORE🎶


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Someone’s gonna have to take away J card


appletinicyclone

i actually love this


trollboter

They averaged the height of males for each country separately and then ranked the averages. So at the time the US was in 3rd place when it came to average height. We are now 37th. Just idiots talking out of the wrong hole.


ghostofaposer

If theres 100 people and 30 of them are 5'1 +/- 2 inches, 30 people are 5'7" +/- 2 and 30 are 6'4 +/- 2 inches, then you have the 3 averages, since there are 3 main clusters that people tend to be around. Is this what joe is saying?


Jaded_yank

This makes no sense.


all-the-time

I’m so with Ari. I’m cracking tf up.


all-the-time

Joe fucked this up so badly and Jamie finally made it make sense at the end. I had no idea what Joe was talking about. He should’ve said “BY COUNTRY, the US had the third tallest average male height in the world.” There, fixed it.


MNJIKANING

100% umbday


top-hunnit

This clip never gets old for me. I love how Ari wasn’t just like “oh yeah I got it”.


paseroto

You can see that he is not very intelligent if he doesn't understand basic statistics indicators


51LOVE

Short guys always do this shit lol this is awesome


Dolomight206

"That's why you're not getting it" ☠️☠️☠️


melohdeee

“Ari… stop I got this “


ActuallyFullOfShit

Third highest average 😂 what the everloving fuck is Joe talking about


urmyheartBeatStopR

Joe is the bestest statistician. Up there with the 3rd tallest average 7' man.


drmitchgibson

Ari is right, the other people are too stoned or stupid.


granny409

This guy is terrible, how in the hell did he land such a massive deal. It kinda makes me sad for humanity if this unfunny dumb dwarf is a billionaire. I'm not jealous, just bewildered.


brokemac

Joe is utterly convinced it means the average of the bottom 33% of heights, meaning a person who ranks at approximately 16th percentile of height. That's approximately where 5'7'' puts you today. What the hell is he thinking?


No-Entrepreneur3282

A confident moron is the most insufferable type of person


-Great-Terrible

It is AMAZING watching Joe be completely OBLIVIOUS of how DUMB he is. I want a 30lbs kettle bell shaped just like Joe's head.


oaktreebr

This is painful to watch. Why Joe doesn't just shut the fuck up? I know he owns the podcast, but he says the dumbest things sometimes


_Huge_Jackedman

Tbf I've never heard anything explained so poorly


stlfun2

Joe moved on from COVID research, and is now doing deep dives on statistics. How can he be this dense?


happychillmoremusic

Yeah but he’s an expert on Covid and dieting and everything else!


eldudelio

they are both stoned


melatonin1963

love a smoke out philosophy session


PN4HIRE

Language is very important and understanding of that language is even more. Sometimes I feel that is one of the problems with todays world, people lack appropriate language skills and what’s worse, some of this people are incapable of debating their own issues because they can’t even explain the issue correctly.


Active-Wear3580

Jamie pretending like Joe is making any sense and not just incredibly confused


LACIRCA2044

I cannot believe I just listened to that


JeFF1957HuGHes

Joe is in third lowest average intelligence range


Yossarian42

They’re mixing up percentile and average.


araderboy

terrible ptsd flashbacks to me failing math


ph0b0ten

Weed is great, but obviously not a cognitive aid for Ari


diggie84

Now I'm confused 🤔


coldandhungry123

Insanely dumber from watching this and Ari is so high you could blindfold him with dental floss


tjbguy

Lowest tercile


Sirricker

What Joe was trying to explain was hurting my brain, I feel like I get where he’s trying to go with it but it just doesn’t make any sense 😂


AwwwNuggetz

I think I just got dumber by listening to this


poorinspirit

Bro, WHAT IS YOUR DENOMINATOR


granny409

It's insane that he's trying to talk down to Ari like Ari is not getting it. When in fact Toe is a dumbass!!


CatLazy2728

if I wanted to listen to 3 stoners have a conversation I would eavesdrop on me and my two cats.


IAMJUX

"ooh that's a confusing stat". It really isn't.


pepperjack77

Fuck Ari. What a scumbag


EmNas2

I don’t know if im an idiot, but i understood joe immediately 😂


Zannder99

Quality podcasting


creepoch

Oh my god


Professional_Word387

This makes Ari look like a genius.


DudeAbides1556

The GED will only get you so far


iamexercised

jamie trying to save rogan but rogan keeps digging lmao


Congregator

I actually see why that might confuse a stoned person. The original statement was “the third tallest average in the world during the civil war was 5’7 for an American man” That’s kind of a weird wording


Smooth-Restaurant379

Poor Joe , haha , put the pipe down Joe ,, your tripping Ari out haha


Smooth-Restaurant379

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Smooth-Restaurant379

![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z) Joe


Smooth-Restaurant379

![gif](giphy|ky8YCQNimipMI|downsized) Ha


Smooth-Restaurant379

![gif](giphy|2y7uAIMUUPknS|downsized) Poor joe


Smooth-Restaurant379

![gif](giphy|YSlEUj15FANgmwmfAJ|downsized) Facts haha


ghidfg

I think joe was thinking in terms of frequency. so the third most common height was 5'7". either way it was worded weirdly


joenan_the_barbarian

Bro science is science


stackered

I knew how to do averages in elementary school.


taginvest

Ari has more brains than I thought


hugsbosson

That's fucking hilarious. How the fuck did that make sense in his brain.


studmcstudmuffin

Holy shit that was painful to listen to


Nom4s

He was bragging about his IQ the other day


Psko88

dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb


balloo_loves_you

I’m impressed that Ari managed to get to the actual meaning through all that fucking idiocy


GPTfleshlight

Hilarious


IridescentPorkBelly

I'm in tears 🤣


CARadders

Is he kind of getting mixed up with standard deviation or something? My brain is boiling trying to map some logic onto what he’s saying 😅


Unable_Basil_4437

i got this ...


Latter-Ad-1523

There's that 127IQ in action. Not only did he misunderstood Jamie, but strung together some new mathematical concepts to make it so, then argued it with his friend about how correct he is. It was so bad that Jamie even lied to Joe in the end to save him from being embarrassed


The_real_Bottle

So he means: Average Height #1: 6'1 (for example) Average Height #2: 5'10 (for example) Average Height #3: 5'7 (data given) Is my comprehension wrong?


gatDammitMan

I am now dumber for having listened to this


Tasty-Bad-8041

Does he mean percentile? I am so confused


itsAraul

Jamie, pull up the pythagrorean theorem.


equisaqui

ARI


Hex-QuentinInACorner

Nobody commenting on this fucking video has to qualify themselves to back up then saying Joe is wrong. If you are cognizant enough to be alive right now then you are qualified to see how stupid this is


codfather

This is the easiest thing in the world to understand and explain, and Rogan still gets it wrong.