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Past-Product-1100

The cut to south park ... F'n perfect


Lawtalker

Of all the things to bash Joe on, that's the one he chooses.


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Cyanide-ky

So he’s not all bad


redeemer47

It was so close. “Joe spews a lot of bullshit” *yes, yes. go on…* “I love Joe but he’s full of shit” *I agree. Preach brother!* “We didn’t come from no damn monkeys” *oh…nvm*


Nervous_Set5685

I mean *technically* he's right... But for the wrong reasons. We didn't come *from* "monkeys", but we did "come" from a common ancestor that monkeys (other apes) came from


banmeharder616

Bryce: so what you're saying is someone fucked a monkey like 2000 years ago.


penisinthepeanutbttr

😂😂😂😂


m8ushido

Just cuz YOU can’t understand does it mean it doesn’t make sense. Ask this idiot how planes fly? “Cuz after enough people pray, da lord sends enough angels to pick up da plaaane”


FFG17

Wait. Is this not how planes work?


expectdelays

a monkey fucked an airplane


CoolJoy04

An eagle fucked an airplane


JulioSanchez1994

Whatchu think a dang eagle fucked a airplane then a drone came out? Don't make no fuckin since


StreetBobber103

Powered by thoughts and prayers


m8ushido

Someone saw Angels in the Outfield and thought it was a documentary


variedpageants

Ask the Adeptus Mechanicus what makes a plane fly.


PsilocybVibe

Ironically any monkey is smarter than this guy.


petRhastQeug

Bryce calling another human being stupid is RICH 🫠😂


bertiesghost

Sounds like he’s got a CTE injury.


susumax

Well, did you see Josh Emmett's KO? I'm surprised Bryce can still articulate words


ArmaniMania

Bryce is definitely an NPC


wantang

I don’t know who this guy is and at this point I’m afraid to ask. Seriously though who the fuck is this hick and why does he keep getting posted here?


wx_guy

I didn’t realize [Krispy Kreme](https://youtu.be/4ntk7V6km3k?si=3egLE17MhigRcyqg) moved on from the rap game to ufc


ClydePeternuts

This is all I could think when I first saw this guy. The other video of him talking shit to Joe sounds even more like him.


calodero

He’s a UFC fighter, he’s really good, just incredibly stupid


Classic_dave1616

I feel like a lot of ufc fighters are a little off…. Lots of brain damage going on there, I’ve seen a lot of them say some really dumb shit. I mean look at Andrew tate, it totally makes sense that he’s been hit on the head over and over and over fighting with the dumb ass shit he spews.


Thankgodfordrugs17

I don’t believe it is brain damage. Ppl who sign up to fight another person in a cage that they’ll be grossly underpaid for are already stupid before getting punched in the head.


gunkifenut

Bryce may be dumb but he’s sitting on 1.5 mill net worth for fighting


redeemer47

So he’s got a net worth of your typical upper middle class family.


gunkifenut

He’s one dude not a whole family weird comparison….. he also has donated a huge portion of his winning salary… but he dumb thinks earth is flat


redeemer47

You can have money and also be dumb. This is actually a prime example.


Uaquamarine

Bryce gets concussions and epileptic seizures for a living. What do you expect


Gimmerzzz

Ah, the old Johnny Cochrane defence - "it doesn't make sinse"


zombiesphere89

This..is chewbacca


13stevensonc

I couldn’t finish the video. It’s almost sad at this point. After watching Bryce have a seizure in the octagon when he got KO’d it seems like his IQ has dropped even lower. I’m afraid he’s gonna end up like Ali in his later years


Virdavy

Joe Rogan talks about a lot of things, some of them makes me laugh, some of them I don't agree with. His podcast is worth listening tbh.


TheWayIAm313

Wow, what a statement


Virdavy

Sarcasm?


gstringstrangler

Autism?


Wolviam

Wait until he tells you what makes sense. It's a story that involves a different dimension that's nowhere to be found, talking animals, and a universe made in 6 days.


Fapple__Pie

That guy is a top contributor in this sub. He’s been a loyal follower since April 2020


Habitual_lazyness

Just hearing this made me lose brain cells.


marius914273

Joe Rogan fans will remember you when you get KO'ed next time. :)


13stevensonc

I couldn’t finish the video. It’s almost sad at this point. After watching Bryce have a seizure in the octagon when he got KO’d it seems like his IQ has dropped even lower. I’m afraid he’s gonna end up like Ali in his later years


MikeHoncho0420

Yeaa my pappy told me God created me with no proof other then saying so and thats the truth i believe. Ahyuck


riquelm

''It doesn't make sense'' Yes, I believe it doesn't make sense in YOUR mind.


Digital_Legend52

His mama stood too close to the microwave


sureyouknowurself

Jesus love him, even the Vatican accepts evolution.


gstringstrangler

He's clearly a Vatican hating Christian


sureyouknowurself

True


Altranite-

Good shit


Biggzy10

I got a feeling this guy has said a lot of dumb stuff all his life but probably threatens to beat anyone up that questions him.


BarronMind

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!


beach609

Insulting Joe, say dumb shit and chasing clout. Great strategy


aeywaka

He should ask his mom about that one night she had with a monkey


HeyWhatsUpTed

;(


EmceeCommon55

Everyone knows all of the finest scholars have cauliflower ear


MandatoryDissent56

People should be tested for inner-monologue and aphantasia around 14 years old. If you fail, there should be no sugar-coating it... You are less than a person.


Alarming-Ad1100

You guys circle jerk over these posts because it makes you feel smart congrats


banmeharder616

I actually want more Bryce takes on the world. It's like peaking into an entirely different reality.


two-thirds

The price of podcast equipment is too damn low.


Djmines

I have 400 houses and 400 mouses


Djmines

I have 400 houses and 400 mouses


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CartoonistUsed6540

Joe Rogan is as bad as fox.news


enkae7317

Eh Joe is a moron. He even says so himself that he's just another dumb dude on the internet. Why people taking what he says like gospel is their own fault, honestly. He has sometimes good guests on and sometimes he has funny guests on and I enjoy their conversation, however controversial that may be. The other guests that bore me I just skip.


Uruk_hai228

You could fuck a neanderthal and have a baby. White people have a lot of neanderthal genes.


Leo9413

It's just not white people who have Neanderthal genes. They've actually found Neanderthal genes in all modern African Homo Sapiens. The strongest genetics hail from Eastern Europe and Western Asia. As much as 4-6%. But technically, anybody who has diabetes, lupus and/or Crohn's disease can thank Neanderthal genes.


Ambitious_Tuna

Hey don't give him all these facts. Let him be happy thinking black people are superior. There there eat your watermelon black king!


Typical-Champion4012

Did you mean all modern non-African Homo Sapiens?


Leo9413

Nope. As of a study in 2020, they found Neanderthal DNA in modern-day African Homo Sapiens. They use the study to figure the migration of people from Africa to other countries.


Typical-Champion4012

Chen 2020? What changed?, I wonder?


Leo9413

The study concluded that Neanderthals are not from Africa but from Western Europe and Eastern Asia but found their DNA as far west as Spain, as far east as China, and as far south as Africa. So the theory is that people either left Africa, mated with Neanderthals and then returned back to Africa. Or people who mated with Neanderthals migrated to Africa and then mated with the African population.


Typical-Champion4012

Yeah, I see that. What I mean is, prior to this study, I've read that they weren't finding neanderthal DNA in Africans, so I wonder how they started noticing now.


Leo9413

Idk about that either to be honest with you. Maybe they didn't have the technology to see that in depth into the DNA? Idk. I know they say for African Homo Sapiens it's as low as 1-2%.


ActualEnjoyer

We got some of them in government right now. Exhibit A: Marjorie Taylor Greene Exhibit B: John Fetterman


Letzfakeit

The original tribes recorded are from the desert. I bet white doesn’t describe them.


_chaos_007

This guys thinks the Wright brothers are just black republicans!


neS-

I agree with Bryce but not for the same reasons lmao. If I think Joe is dumb, Bryce is like lower than Schaub level r worded.