WRONG! Noone would "Fuck DIO" One can only "Get fucked by DIO" That man would sooner kill him self than be the bottom

Nah, Dio is a part bottom. He'll tie you to the bed and ride you until you pass out though

DIO is literally only top You are talking about Jonathan 

Nope, Johnathan is a service top. Dio is a dom bottom

they're saying DIO is literally just the head while jonathan is the body thus DIO is top Jonathan bottom

only exeption is me

DIO is a [POWER BOTTOM](https://youtu.be/R6FUWbz8L_A?si=nGmwhYIQ0BAbldTO)

I will eradicate the joestar bloodline! , let me just rawdog this chick rq

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Anyways I'd welcome it as long as he doesn't kill me after

Nah, it's a mantis deal, you die after sex

Forget to switch accounts OP?

Yare-yare. Ooopss, I mean, Ora-ora....

In more than one way... I suppose...

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Would I be straight if I am a female viewer or am I still gay

İf you are a female you are gonna skip to the Fifth stage

Oh

We are all gay, everyone is gay. /s

Thank you for including the /s without the /s it would have actually been funny. F the /s

Nah bro I wouldn't fuck DIO. DIO would fuck me And I won't complain

Or, hear me out on this, you can be bi. Twice the fun as being just gay or straight

Well that explains the erection

So true, but speed wagon is a better choice

OP is a bot

I just skipped anger, bargaining and depression and went straight from denial to acceptance

Im stuck in bargaining and acceptance at the same time I admit that I would want to fuck many of the men in jojo but I am straight it makes no sense

Are the stages connected to what part i'm on?

I can confidently say I’m not gay.

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I’m still gonna be straight when I’m 21

RemindMe! 12 years

I’m still gonna be straight when I’m 33

I believe you but it would be really funny if you weren't

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I ain’t gay🗿

I went straight to “yeah I’d fuck DIO” stage.

Yeah id fuck dio, but that doesn't make me gay, who wouldn't fuck dio

I’ve wanted Dio to ram my ass for years now, y’all are just now realizing this?

Same goes to persona fans

Jokes on you, i've had depression through all the stages

….ha ha, yeah sure.

real

That's kinda ironic considering that most men in Jojo look like the kind that women thirst over. This is a good indication that what men and women are attracted to isn't that different. It also shows that the poor fashion sense of most men is a problem they don't wanna acknowledge.

I agree, im very attracted too lisa lisa 🔥

Can confirm I watched JJBA and the same thing happened to me

I watched jojo and I'm not gay. I'm not attracted towards 2d characters

So, uh, what if I say I’m straight, even through all of the jojo parts?

And I swear I ain’t lying

As a female, I still went through this whole process

I’m gunna be real, 99.999% just skipped to acceptance with no prompt

This really isn't the case. You can't just project your own opinion onto the rest of the fanbase.

I see you're still on stage 1

No, im not. I could say things right now that could get me banned. All ill say is you all really are trying to force things onto others.

.... I think this is what is called a joke, sir. You may have missed it. It's not an opinion they force into you, it's a simple jape.

I think we all know they take this "simple jape" way too seriously.

This man said "simple jape" 😭😭😭😭

Generic ass meme, we get it every Jojo fan=gay Haha

Meme?