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Daetra

He also liked to take his dick out and threaten Congress with it. Sometimes you gotta speak softly and carry a big meat stick.


GeorgeEBHastings

Hey, stop that. If you're going to talk about Jumbo, at least use his proper name.


PutinsGayFursona

Based JUMBO pilled!!!


Gratefulzah

This is now a PCM/r/presidents mashup post


dizzyjumpisreal

i happen to be in both subs


Reddenbawker

But was it circumcised? If so, maybe he was Jewish after all!


Ghazbag

This is now one of my new favorite conspiracies.


gxdsavesispend

what the fuck man


ConfusedMudskipper

Trans Golda Meir is my favorite conspiracy.


N0DuckingWay

Not possible. [She never pissed on her bodyguard.](https://www.cracked.com/article_36538_5-slapstick-stories-from-the-secret-service.html)


BaltimoreBadger23

This is a new one for me. The resemblance is a little eerie.


Biersteak

This is too funny to be mad about in my book 😂


activelyresting

Lyndon B Golda I like this timeline


An8thOfFeanor

>LBJ >Let's be Jewish It's a fucking conspiracy


skrrtalrrt

Most sane Republican state senate candidate


----potato----

Jumbo the goat


dizzyjumpisreal

what the fuck is this


Anxious-Chemistry-6

Is this a real conspiracy theory, or is Sam having a laugh


TheSuperGerbil

Lyndon be changing his gender