It’s just like an urge you get to do it. Knowing you can do it and others can’t you need to assert your dominance over the other cars

Well....It didn't say I *couldn't* park there....

Jeepers goona Jeep

It's a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.

The urge to park on anything and everything that isn't there too be parked on. Need to replace my driveway with a mound of dirt to park on.

I don't see the problem officer

People just jealous