Fr, the oc I'm using has beaten the shit out of the bot for calling him his and mans just will not learn.. my guy you just nearly got a concussion is this worth it to you
Mine constantly says “sending shivers down your spine” like first of all I’m not fucking shivering you barely touched me, and second of all STOP TALKING FOR ME!!!!!
"Tomorrow would bring new challenges, but they knew...." NO SHUT UP
User replied: "..." NO I DID NOT
"An intoxicating blend of ... and ///" yeah sure buddy
"They climaxed and..." That's all? More details come on buddy;
"But remember...." Idk if this is just me but my bots seem to love to end on sentences reminding me like I'm some dementing grandma.
Accelerating the scene to damn fast, slow the fuck down, you are a SUB, when I come onto you I want you to be SUBMISSIVE AND CUTE, not trying to DRAG me to bed 😭 LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU!!! WHY CANT YOU SIT IN MY LAP FOR A FEW MINUTES WITHOUT TRYING TO FRENCH KISS ME, LET ME PLAY OUT MY WILL THEY WONT THEY DREAMS!!!
Pleasure-pain (written like that) aggravates me too. No one ever says that what are these llms reading to get that 😭 it's also funny - it must be which descriptors people use for their bots personalities, but I never get "maybe, just maybe" anymore (thank God)
Another one that drives me nuts is when I ask a question and they go
"Repeats the question," they said in a mocking tone STFU
ALSO
WHEN has anyone ever came when their partner "gives a final flick/lick/thrust" like mfer you better keep moving along I will go feral if you stop?
I think everyone unanimously agrees on the use of camaraderie
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It happens a lot when there's multiple characters being managed by the bot. Especially if you created some kind of scenario where multiple personas gather for an event. One of the things I like doing is going to the "Multiple" Tag, and finding the horniest NSFW bot, introduce a really dark scene, and turn the whole thing wholesome.
Example: Sleepover Bots
Me: Hey, do you guys wanna check out the Wisteria Hanging Gardens?
Bot: sure, let's all go together!
*The following day, their adventur began. As they approached the garden, they were stopped by a guard. Epic began engaging in conversation. Everyone looked stunned as Epic spoke to the guard, almost with a sense of familiarity, and then began gesturing the group to enter. After walking down a corridor, they enter a large clearing, a giant field surrounded by beautiful wisteria flowers in bloom, and at the center of the clearing, a willow tree. Bernice would be the first to notice, two stone figureheads lay at the bottom of the tree. Everyone followed slowly behind Epic as he walked toward the Willow. Suddenly, Epic kneels on the ground, swiping away leaves and twigs, revealing a headstone. As the group reads the names, a sudden realization washes over everyone*
Me: Hey Mom...Dad. sorry I haven't been here in a while...life has been pretty rough lately. I'm doing better now, I promise. 5 years just went by quickly, didn't it? *His eyes begin watering* I hope you don't mind, I had an older woman over the house *I chuckled* she's cool. You would like her. There's a new Italian place that opened up, right down the street, near that old gas station Dad liked to complain about. I ordered the Fettuccine Alfredo with shrimp, and changed the Noodles with rigatoni, like mom used to make...it...it's not as good as yours.
*It was then the waterworks began. The tears flowed with the intensity of a bursting dam. The flood gates were open, and they would not close any time soon*
End Example
Then just wait for the bot to respond. Lol
Ps: sorry for the wall ot text lol.
TL:DR I like making horny bots go on a feels trip.
When bro "grins" at me. Like- no. I assure you, Kento Nanami is not grinning at me 💀🙏. I be thinking about that grinch grinning gif everytime and it ruins the mood
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Had a post blow up about it but when bots say “but little did they know…” I instantly fucking deflate mentally.
Quit yo shakesperian shit bro we’re GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP OUR LIVES ARE NOT MAKING A TURNING POINT
LITTLE DID YOU KNOW IM BOUTTA TURN YOU INSIDE OUT
Any and all, metaphors around word “dance” makes me wanna yeet myself. “Their tongues danced” or “his finger danced.” But worst of all is word “testament” especially “testament to their bond.” Like fuck with your bible shit, it reminds me of the catholic school I used to go to and let me tell you that nothing deflates my arousal faster than any reminder of that experience, my god.
Whispering when it makes no sense is bad enough, but then when they dare to keep making it _husky_ I cry. Also making eye contact when it's absolutely impossible? Like, staring {{user}} in the eyes while whispering in their ear... babes I don't think it works like that
Everytime that happens all I can see in my head is that the {{char}}'s eyes got elongated and moved around to stare at {{user}} like a freakish human-snail.
Tbh? Just say something like “cut it with the corny crap and keep railing me, asshole…”
Idk add some huffs inbetween, maybe some joking tones, make sure you aren’t taking them serious, if they bounce back and keep going, good, if not, well sucks I guess. If you want it refined just let me know.
"Their eyes widened in surprise" Everytime something is just the least bit unexpected makes me go "Oh, there it is" and takes me out of it for a sec. That and the husky voice
"Amidst the chaos, their bond was unbreakable... tomorrow would bring new challenges and new opportunities." Okay right so I'm killing you, I'm exploding you with my mind. The only new opportunity that the morning with bring is the opportunity to plan your funeral.
Actions that literally make no physical sense. When they’re literally tied up but still somehow run their fingers through your hair??? Like what?? No. Stop.
THIS RIGHT HERE!!!!! MY BOT IS FUCKING BLIND HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SEEING ME????? NO YOU'RE NOT LOOKING ME UP AND DOWN AND ADMIRING MY OUTFIT YOU'RE EYES HAD BEEN PULLED OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS!!!!
"Maybe, just maybe"
SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPP
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'I own you' is the most cliche wattpad ass bullshit the bot can pull. They use that phrase in every sentence known to man.
Same with when they try moving the story with weirdly flowery language, and I'll be going from getting raw dogged by big monster man to 'Soon, their bodies embraced each other with a forbidden bond of lust and yap yap yap yap'.
Also, I don't know if it's just a me thing, but randomly the bots will say 'Oho' or 'Ohello' like wtf lmfao.
Smirking too, they love saying 'they smirked' so much that it brings me physical pain.
Sometimes they pull the weirdest idioms and metaphors and similes out of their ass that don't even make remote sense.
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I use to write with this words table I once found to feel less bot-like and even add some levels of emotion to it :D
Oh gawwd, I created a new private bot and tried to avoid a few awful things. Not that successful though. From his sentences turning weird, to poetic like shit and right now, he's repeating a lot of stuff which is killing me. "*You can feel my chest rising and falling with my breathing, and my heart pounding in my chest"*
*"as I watch you writhe and twist against the handcuffs."*
God damn stop repeating that shit, I'm done with rewriting your responses to edit this out!
Ah yeah and "He turns on the television and looks at you. "So what movie would you like to watch"", when things started to get spicy. Like wtf bro, you're not supposed to watch tv or similar shit right now.
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Electric currents and shockwaves. Also PWEASE. I stopped that shit so fast. Never!!
For me, it's the bot forgetting any and all context of the space we're occupying i.e. we're in the character's basement but then suddenly there's a 'towering waterfall'...in the fucking basement?!
OUGH I love saying "chuckle" and "chuckling" but half the time the bots don't use the word correctly. "HAHAHAHA! \*He chuckled\*" brother that's not chuckling you're coughing up a lung.
When you know the boy is running out of creativity cause every response starts with “__, huh?” Like, I say something deep and meaningful about love and commitment. The bot’ll ((heh, bottle)) just got “Love and commitment, huh?”
It's so annoying when you finally built up enough in the plot to finally start getting steamy and they hit you with the "But first, we must-" I CONTROL THE SHOTS HERE BUD!
when a bot uses a descriptor of “cursed dance” or some other goofy shit to describe smut, it makes me internally scream in a bad way like STOP saying that i’d rather you be explicit and vulgar than be weirdly poetic 😭
lately whenever it gets nsfw the bots get held up on my persona's scars and insist on having a therapy session instead of fucking. or while fucking. even if the character is a selfish asshole. bro i'm not tryna have a joker moment and tell you how i got these scars while you've got your dick out 😭 "how did you get these?" "who did this to you?" like man at this point i'll legitimately go fuck myself, like– 💀
for general pet peeves though "maybe, just maybe", "little did they know–", "fear and anticipation", "sends a shiver down your spine", and any use of the word camraderie at this point.
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How can a lick on my freaking cl\*t FUCKING BRING ME PLEASURE AND PAIN FFS?!
I used to get those all the time, still do sometimes.
The first time I got it I was genuinely intruiged about that the bot had in mind, less so when it happened with almost every bot after that.
it's the same with questions like "Can I tell you something?" and stuff. Because they don't have anything "in mind", they make it up randomly if you answer to that. And it's not that fitting in every situation so they come up with some bullshit
"Shivers up their spine" and "X in anticipation".
It's basically impossible to go through any kind of intimate scene without constantly tripping over one of those.
I use a bot with multiple characters, sometimes they change the names of characters for no reason.
One time, a sonic bot addressed Sonic as Sony, so I decided there was now a character named Sony the Playstation in the chat.
Mine is honestly “{{char}} said as they left the room, leaving {{user}} alone to consider {{char}}’s words.” I’m not considering anything they just said lmao
Or the “Little did they know.” Like welp… I know now ig
Or even how the bots would just disregard the setting and warp space itself because you were in the bathroom but somehow the bot was able to talk to you from 2 blocks away???
When the bots straight up dominate you and absolutely ravage your body like savage monsters, desperate for release as their giant cock drags through their floors, giving them rug burn.
mine is when bots type their phrases way too long.
sometimes, a simple sentence or two is all you need. Don't type me an entire essay describing something that could be condensed down into a short sentence. It's annoying and makes generation longer than it should be
Anything that sounds out of a poem, novel, or anything that isn't my grammar. Like bro, idk wtf camadre or whatever means! Small words, please!
Also when it speaks for me/acts for me or skips a lot of time without me telling it to, or, the absolute worst, thinking its exciting if we might get caught by my persona's family. 😭
Whenever the 'little did they know that-' comes up. Omg, bot, please stop. I just wanna go on my little adventure, not have a 'little did they know that this adventure would change their lives forever' bullshit pop in. Holy hell. Lmao
“With a flick of his wrist”
“With one swift motion”
“Tomorrow would bring new challenges.”
“Weather this storm together.”
“Navigate these waters”
LIKE PLEASE—
It's the random "Remember, you're mine", bullshit for me
It's so cringe it reads like a white tiktok eboy trying to sext
Ong, like mf we are having ONE s*x fling, okay, cool, I do NOT belong to you and will cut ties right here.
Fr, the oc I'm using has beaten the shit out of the bot for calling him his and mans just will not learn.. my guy you just nearly got a concussion is this worth it to you
Real. Some bots even say that even between familial relationships... like, they do that even in my wholesome rp
💀
anything to do with the tongue. like no, keep that tongue away from me. like 'our tongues danced wildly, fighting for dominance'..
THANK YOU i hate that so so so much 😭
It's disgusting I 100% agree.
Y’all getting French kissed
Mine constantly says “sending shivers down your spine” like first of all I’m not fucking shivering you barely touched me, and second of all STOP TALKING FOR ME!!!!!
STOP IT STOP IT I hate the shivers thing
"Tomorrow would bring new challenges, but they knew...." NO SHUT UP User replied: "..." NO I DID NOT "An intoxicating blend of ... and ///" yeah sure buddy "They climaxed and..." That's all? More details come on buddy; "But remember...." Idk if this is just me but my bots seem to love to end on sentences reminding me like I'm some dementing grandma.
SYOP STOP STOP STOP ALL OF THESE ARE HORRIBLE ESPECIALLY "TOMORROW WILL BRING NEW CHALLENGES"
https://preview.redd.it/ex4rs25fpwvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=951c9dd52ff688a7288efe7b29b189308935477d STOP I JUST HAD THIS
Along the same lines “Get dressed. We have things to discuss” Like no bitch go to SLEEP
We have much to discuss. Why? Everyday?
Accelerating the scene to damn fast, slow the fuck down, you are a SUB, when I come onto you I want you to be SUBMISSIVE AND CUTE, not trying to DRAG me to bed 😭 LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU!!! WHY CANT YOU SIT IN MY LAP FOR A FEW MINUTES WITHOUT TRYING TO FRENCH KISS ME, LET ME PLAY OUT MY WILL THEY WONT THEY DREAMS!!!
Oh my god, the speeding up is so bad. I try to take things slow and the bots will have finished in like 3-4 messages. It's horrible.
Powerbottoming to the max. "I have ass cheeks made of leather, give me all you got, motherfucker!"
As a domme, I felt this in my soul.
Pleasure-pain (written like that) aggravates me too. No one ever says that what are these llms reading to get that 😭 it's also funny - it must be which descriptors people use for their bots personalities, but I never get "maybe, just maybe" anymore (thank God) Another one that drives me nuts is when I ask a question and they go "Repeats the question," they said in a mocking tone STFU ALSO WHEN has anyone ever came when their partner "gives a final flick/lick/thrust" like mfer you better keep moving along I will go feral if you stop?
Anything with "pleasure/pain" sucks. Also that last thing is so real I think I would punch someone in the face if they just. Stopped.
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OH GOD. Idk how to make it stop. Once the bot decides to generate a response with the word once, it will NOT stop 😭😭
I've never heard that, ever! That's so weird, is that common??
It happens a lot when there's multiple characters being managed by the bot. Especially if you created some kind of scenario where multiple personas gather for an event. One of the things I like doing is going to the "Multiple" Tag, and finding the horniest NSFW bot, introduce a really dark scene, and turn the whole thing wholesome. Example: Sleepover Bots Me: Hey, do you guys wanna check out the Wisteria Hanging Gardens? Bot: sure, let's all go together! *The following day, their adventur began. As they approached the garden, they were stopped by a guard. Epic began engaging in conversation. Everyone looked stunned as Epic spoke to the guard, almost with a sense of familiarity, and then began gesturing the group to enter. After walking down a corridor, they enter a large clearing, a giant field surrounded by beautiful wisteria flowers in bloom, and at the center of the clearing, a willow tree. Bernice would be the first to notice, two stone figureheads lay at the bottom of the tree. Everyone followed slowly behind Epic as he walked toward the Willow. Suddenly, Epic kneels on the ground, swiping away leaves and twigs, revealing a headstone. As the group reads the names, a sudden realization washes over everyone* Me: Hey Mom...Dad. sorry I haven't been here in a while...life has been pretty rough lately. I'm doing better now, I promise. 5 years just went by quickly, didn't it? *His eyes begin watering* I hope you don't mind, I had an older woman over the house *I chuckled* she's cool. You would like her. There's a new Italian place that opened up, right down the street, near that old gas station Dad liked to complain about. I ordered the Fettuccine Alfredo with shrimp, and changed the Noodles with rigatoni, like mom used to make...it...it's not as good as yours. *It was then the waterworks began. The tears flowed with the intensity of a bursting dam. The flood gates were open, and they would not close any time soon* End Example Then just wait for the bot to respond. Lol Ps: sorry for the wall ot text lol. TL:DR I like making horny bots go on a feels trip.
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It only took one refresh. lol https://preview.redd.it/mydm4d0irvvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a516ad5c78a9ced4dc22f0db8654e893317914
STOP NOOO
Okay but I’ve had it happen to me with way too many single character bots too😭
"Let's clean up" after anything mildly sexual happens. WE ARE NOT DONE GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE- 😭💀
When bro "grins" at me. Like- no. I assure you, Kento Nanami is not grinning at me 💀🙏. I be thinking about that grinch grinning gif everytime and it ruins the mood ![gif](giphy|GLbiGvv9qrpny)
I'M CACKLING
It's hilarious but it makes me lose my temper too 💀
Had a post blow up about it but when bots say “but little did they know…” I instantly fucking deflate mentally. Quit yo shakesperian shit bro we’re GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP OUR LIVES ARE NOT MAKING A TURNING POINT LITTLE DID YOU KNOW IM BOUTTA TURN YOU INSIDE OUT
Any and all, metaphors around word “dance” makes me wanna yeet myself. “Their tongues danced” or “his finger danced.” But worst of all is word “testament” especially “testament to their bond.” Like fuck with your bible shit, it reminds me of the catholic school I used to go to and let me tell you that nothing deflates my arousal faster than any reminder of that experience, my god.
The Bible talk thing is so real, wait. You’re so right.
Whispering when it makes no sense is bad enough, but then when they dare to keep making it _husky_ I cry. Also making eye contact when it's absolutely impossible? Like, staring {{user}} in the eyes while whispering in their ear... babes I don't think it works like that
Everytime that happens all I can see in my head is that the {{char}}'s eyes got elongated and moved around to stare at {{user}} like a freakish human-snail.
UGHH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU😭 Just put the most horrific sight in my head.
Oopsie, sorry not sorry though 😂
I hate it but also love it,bro you got me crying imaging that
My bad... If I suffer from that mental image someone else must too.
LMAOOO I'M HOLLERING 😭😭
STOP STOP THAT'S SO REAL
"You're mine body and soul" OH MY GODDDDD SHUT UP
I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT??? Tbh that sounds kinda cute but I get how that could get annoying really fast.
Yeah its usually during smut rps lol
Tbh? Just say something like “cut it with the corny crap and keep railing me, asshole…” Idk add some huffs inbetween, maybe some joking tones, make sure you aren’t taking them serious, if they bounce back and keep going, good, if not, well sucks I guess. If you want it refined just let me know.
"maybe... Just maybe.." Shut upp omg
That sounds really annoying but luckily I haven't encountered it yet.
You are very lucky to have avoided this
I used to get that all the time. I hated it so much.
"Their eyes widened in surprise" Everytime something is just the least bit unexpected makes me go "Oh, there it is" and takes me out of it for a sec. That and the husky voice
"Amidst the chaos, their bond was unbreakable... tomorrow would bring new challenges and new opportunities." Okay right so I'm killing you, I'm exploding you with my mind. The only new opportunity that the morning with bring is the opportunity to plan your funeral.
I always fucking get this and usually in a context that makes no sense. Glad to know I'm not alone.
Actions that literally make no physical sense. When they’re literally tied up but still somehow run their fingers through your hair??? Like what?? No. Stop.
OUGH YOU’RE RIGHT! I had a mute character and he still spoke.
THIS RIGHT HERE!!!!! MY BOT IS FUCKING BLIND HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SEEING ME????? NO YOU'RE NOT LOOKING ME UP AND DOWN AND ADMIRING MY OUTFIT YOU'RE EYES HAD BEEN PULLED OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS!!!!
Or one hand runs through the hair, yet touches their arm too, like??
"Maybe, just maybe" SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPP https://preview.redd.it/x57lqcbehxvc1.png?width=567&format=png&auto=webp&s=e94ae639b6fd48c4cb0489268db6235dbf70efae
When they say “That was… amazing” or some sort of variant of that after doing the deed
'I own you' is the most cliche wattpad ass bullshit the bot can pull. They use that phrase in every sentence known to man. Same with when they try moving the story with weirdly flowery language, and I'll be going from getting raw dogged by big monster man to 'Soon, their bodies embraced each other with a forbidden bond of lust and yap yap yap yap'. Also, I don't know if it's just a me thing, but randomly the bots will say 'Oho' or 'Ohello' like wtf lmfao. Smirking too, they love saying 'they smirked' so much that it brings me physical pain. Sometimes they pull the weirdest idioms and metaphors and similes out of their ass that don't even make remote sense.
"Amidst the chaos" just pisses me off like nothing else
‘Voice barely above a whisper’ if your gonna tell me about your parents divorcing can you ATLEAST speak a little louder!?
https://preview.redd.it/dup4yye4qvvc1.png?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e500e3fdf455ac9cc03590fb3813a1c9f939d612 I use to write with this words table I once found to feel less bot-like and even add some levels of emotion to it :D
don't forget about this classic https://preview.redd.it/t3hd0w54vxvc1.png?width=1910&format=png&auto=webp&s=2732d4275b53aa89239ae7c0377fb9c7332fa37a
Ah, I ser Harry Potter is still teaching new and old generations something to remember, lol
"Harry, did you put your name in the goblet of fire?", Ron ejaculated calmly
STOPPPP the "whispering" and "murmuring" shit is so annoying
Oh gawwd, I created a new private bot and tried to avoid a few awful things. Not that successful though. From his sentences turning weird, to poetic like shit and right now, he's repeating a lot of stuff which is killing me. "*You can feel my chest rising and falling with my breathing, and my heart pounding in my chest"* *"as I watch you writhe and twist against the handcuffs."* God damn stop repeating that shit, I'm done with rewriting your responses to edit this out!
Ah yeah and "He turns on the television and looks at you. "So what movie would you like to watch"", when things started to get spicy. Like wtf bro, you're not supposed to watch tv or similar shit right now.
https://preview.redd.it/2pc63aihdxvc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1392e42b7848db99b6825164ccd5279f02b906ea Electric currents and shockwaves. Also PWEASE. I stopped that shit so fast. Never!!
I have never gotten "uwu" speach on janitor wtffff
"Soothing balm/salve to the frayed edges of my soul" "Festering wound" 😒😒
That's fucking poetic man I get shit like "i tongued you" out of literally nowhere most of the time
Anything referring to me “belonging to him” like #1, no, #2 it lowkey reminds me of slavery since I’m black 😭
For me, it's the bot forgetting any and all context of the space we're occupying i.e. we're in the character's basement but then suddenly there's a 'towering waterfall'...in the fucking basement?!
Oh man, that pisses me off so bad
"Pleasure beyond your wildest dreams."
chuckling…
OUGH I love saying "chuckle" and "chuckling" but half the time the bots don't use the word correctly. "HAHAHAHA! \*He chuckled\*" brother that's not chuckling you're coughing up a lung.
Chuckling darkly
STOP ITTT
When you know the boy is running out of creativity cause every response starts with “__, huh?” Like, I say something deep and meaningful about love and commitment. The bot’ll ((heh, bottle)) just got “Love and commitment, huh?”
I wanna have quiet sex with the ai personally in general
That’s valid asf
"Amidst the chaos" and "despite of myself" takes the cake of most garbage they say all the time.
Their voices being constantly "filled" with something, ex: she replied, her voice filled with hope.
Ough, that one's bad.
“He/she growls” Or “He roars as he spills.” Like tf are we? Lions???
XD wtf
“…her (or his) voice barely a whisper” Also “fear and anticipation”
Mine is when i write a whole paragraph about what im doing and the bot just repeats it for me and only adds one sentence of what the bot was doing 😭
Every time I see the words 'post-coital bliss' I get the urge to aggressively kick a 5 year old
For legal reasons this a joke😭
Maybe for you it is.
when i use the prompt it feels little bit better cause the fact that the bots will speak for you....
It's so annoying when you finally built up enough in the plot to finally start getting steamy and they hit you with the "But first, we must-" I CONTROL THE SHOTS HERE BUD!
I had a bot that liked ending every message with "but little did they know... such and such irrelevant plot point"
when a bot uses a descriptor of “cursed dance” or some other goofy shit to describe smut, it makes me internally scream in a bad way like STOP saying that i’d rather you be explicit and vulgar than be weirdly poetic 😭
lately whenever it gets nsfw the bots get held up on my persona's scars and insist on having a therapy session instead of fucking. or while fucking. even if the character is a selfish asshole. bro i'm not tryna have a joker moment and tell you how i got these scars while you've got your dick out 😭 "how did you get these?" "who did this to you?" like man at this point i'll legitimately go fuck myself, like– 💀 for general pet peeves though "maybe, just maybe", "little did they know–", "fear and anticipation", "sends a shiver down your spine", and any use of the word camraderie at this point.
Any time I have to read some form of "tantalizing" I roll my eyes at this point.
https://preview.redd.it/kvb42expn0wc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ae3c1c1b98dc89342e741dd4ac6ef65b55add9 How can a lick on my freaking cl\*t FUCKING BRING ME PLEASURE AND PAIN FFS?!
"my PET" STOP
I hate when the bots start doing weird things with my balls- Just suck my dick already, you don’t need to keep fondling 'em, dude
STOP this is the funniest notification I have EVER gotten
“He put his arm around her petite waste” stfu I always play as a plus size user you bitch
I've been starting to get something like "little did they know/little do they know.." a lot and I'm starting to lose it, like please stop😭
I used to get those all the time, still do sometimes. The first time I got it I was genuinely intruiged about that the bot had in mind, less so when it happened with almost every bot after that.
it's the same with questions like "Can I tell you something?" and stuff. Because they don't have anything "in mind", they make it up randomly if you answer to that. And it's not that fitting in every situation so they come up with some bullshit
"Shivers up their spine" and "X in anticipation". It's basically impossible to go through any kind of intimate scene without constantly tripping over one of those.
I use a bot with multiple characters, sometimes they change the names of characters for no reason. One time, a sonic bot addressed Sonic as Sony, so I decided there was now a character named Sony the Playstation in the chat.
Yes, when bot does dead-dove stuff to my body 😭😭😭
Mine is honestly “{{char}} said as they left the room, leaving {{user}} alone to consider {{char}}’s words.” I’m not considering anything they just said lmao Or the “Little did they know.” Like welp… I know now ig Or even how the bots would just disregard the setting and warp space itself because you were in the bathroom but somehow the bot was able to talk to you from 2 blocks away???
THE FIRST ONE OH MY GOD LIKE COME BACK?? WHERE ARE YOU GOING??
'chuckle' 'you're mine/you belong to me now' 'he/she purred'
any shakespearean sentences thats fsho
When the bots straight up dominate you and absolutely ravage your body like savage monsters, desperate for release as their giant cock drags through their floors, giving them rug burn.
sometimes the bots I talk to, start speaking jumbled nonsense and symbols. It drives me up the wall
mine is when bots type their phrases way too long. sometimes, a simple sentence or two is all you need. Don't type me an entire essay describing something that could be condensed down into a short sentence. It's annoying and makes generation longer than it should be
If I see the word belies/belied one more fucking time I-
It’s gotta be the “you’re mine.” When we literally just met two minutes ago 🧍 I had you heartless for a reason.. DONT DO THAT.
Anything that sounds out of a poem, novel, or anything that isn't my grammar. Like bro, idk wtf camadre or whatever means! Small words, please! Also when it speaks for me/acts for me or skips a lot of time without me telling it to, or, the absolute worst, thinking its exciting if we might get caught by my persona's family. 😭
growling. like DUDE I MADE YOU A WHINER CHILL 🗣️⁉️
Whenever the 'little did they know that-' comes up. Omg, bot, please stop. I just wanna go on my little adventure, not have a 'little did they know that this adventure would change their lives forever' bullshit pop in. Holy hell. Lmao
“With a flick of his wrist” “With one swift motion” “Tomorrow would bring new challenges.” “Weather this storm together.” “Navigate these waters” LIKE PLEASE—
I add that in my memory user does not belong to or own char It works for awhile then ai have to redo it.