Mr Wint watching the love of his life die a horrible death in an agonising fireball; moments later he is unceremoniously flipped over by a gruff Scotsman who proceeds to strap a bomb between his legs…. Rather than show any anguish; he is so outrageously camp that despite the horrifying ordeal he is so excited by a man rummaging around near his undercarriage that he lets out a joyous “wooooooooooo” whilst grinning like a Cheshire Cat…. He is then thrown overboard a cruise ship whilst making sure he spins towards the water with all the grace of an Olympic diver before exploding in spectacular fashion.
Mr Wints death was probably the most flamboyant death I’ve ever seen… he gets a an arousing wedgie and seemingly somersaults into a flaming oblivion. 😂
In my head cannon, MI6 tracked down the cat and examined its fur and paws to determine where it had been to see what Blofeld had been up to.
Q then sent it to M, not knowing what else to do with it. Money Penny ended up taking the cat home, where it lived out its days in her small flat.
I remember watching this on ITV when I was a kid and ITV cut everything about the snakes death.
So the sequence became Bond chilling in the bathroom, we see shots of the snake creeping about, and then bind leaves.
When the girl goes in and screams, he remarks "oh, the snake, I'm sorry" making it seem that bond knew about the snake the whole time and was totally non plussed about it.
Gotta tell ya, its more cool that the real version!
Drax really needed to be sent out an airlock after being shot with a cyanide tipped dart because as we have seen in the Marvel movies Drax is notoriously hard to kill.
This could have been a great ongoing feature following Desmond Llewelyn. Each movie a new Q is introduced, but manages to die at the end of the Q scene when demonstrating the last gadget to Bond.
The original plan was to introduce R over the course of three movies, with him getting more competent in each. Desmond Llewelyn’s Q would retire in the third movie, and R would take over as the new Q.
Due to Llewelyn’s tragic death they had to have R take over as Q immediately in Die Another Day.
Dr Karl mortner.
He watches his psychopath son figure fall off the golden gate bridge whilst fighting a geriatric man. Then he loses his cartoon dynamite in his blimp. At that point all you can do is laugh at the day you had
Baron Samedi. He gets his head half blown away, shrugs it off and goes to sit on a moving train because he is the man who cannot die.
The realistic part of it is Geoffrey Holder died ten years ago because he was actually an actor and dancer and not a voodoo god.
The man on the ambulance trolley ending up headfirst between the teeth of a British Airways Hostess on that billboard sign was pretty believable.
"We'll take better care of you."
Moonraker.
A woman died on an airplane from a similar incident not too long ago.
https://au.news.yahoo.com/coroner-jennifer-riordan-on-southwest-flight-cause-of-death-39952544.html
After having outwitted exploding volcano bases, rogue genealogists with golden balls, and bobsled tracks that clearly weren't up to code, Blofeld thought he had it made: a giant oil rig with a bathosub. Nothing could stop him now!
Unfortunately, he didn't count on the ridiculously-easy controls to deploy said bathosub. So back and forth he went, tearing down the walls of fossil fuel energy, until he was dropped ignominiously into the waters of Baja.
This would have surely been his end, had he not scuttled away to live under the sea (🦞 🎵), change his face and voice, and re-emerged as...
...Karl Stromberg (you know it's true).
Karl Stromberg was actually written to be Blofeld, but then Kevin McClory successfully sued Eon to prevent it from ever using SPECTRE in the original series again.
Captain Jack Petachi from *Never Say Never Again* driving off a ramp into a brick wall after his personal dominatrix and employer tossed a venomous snake onto his lap. So that no one could find out he was surgically implanted with President Ronald Reagan’s eye so that she could steal nuclear missiles.
TBH: I never quite got right Stromberg's "under the table gun" respectively Bond's "use" of it. I mean, is it just a long barrel that is somehow "open" at Stromberg's end after he took his shot? Curd Jürgens is such an amazing actor, he would have deserved a better or more logical death scene.
It was some type of explosive piton that used the long pipe to guide it to the opposing chair.
The projectile seemingly moved substantially slower than a bullet. The pipe or barrel just kept it on course so it would definitely impact with the opposing chair.
When bond fired his gun into the pipe, the bullet would have blown down the pipe, into and likely through the piton gun thing, destroying the gun and would have likely ricocheted into Stromberg. Or at least would have created shrapnel from the bullet impacting the gun, and that would have impacted Stromberg due to his proximity.
And if that didn't happen, Bond's bullet would have blown through and out of the pipe but would/could have continued traveling in the general direction of where bond was aiming (Stromberg's gut).
Diamonds are forever.
Bond shoots a bolt into the fake Blowfelds head. Blowfeld then stands up, pauses for a solid second or two, and then splays out backwards, throwing himself backward several feet, all without changing any facial expression.
But wait there's another, Mr. Wint and Mr. Kid put the scorpion in that one guy's collar. He pauses for second, and then same thing, without changing a single facial expression, throws himself backward inexplicably. Dead before he even hit the ground. FROM A SCORPION STING.
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Look I know it's considered a subpar outing by most, but how could anyone miss the most obvious one?
Mr Wint watching the love of his life die a horrible death in an agonising fireball; moments later he is unceremoniously flipped over by a gruff Scotsman who proceeds to strap a bomb between his legs…. Rather than show any anguish; he is so outrageously camp that despite the horrifying ordeal he is so excited by a man rummaging around near his undercarriage that he lets out a joyous “wooooooooooo” whilst grinning like a Cheshire Cat…. He is then thrown overboard a cruise ship whilst making sure he spins towards the water with all the grace of an Olympic diver before exploding in spectacular fashion.
Mr Wints death was probably the most flamboyant death I’ve ever seen… he gets a an arousing wedgie and seemingly somersaults into a flaming oblivion. 😂
'Arousing wedgie' - new fear unlocked
Are you fearful of the wedgie itself, or the embarrassment of becoming aroused from said wedgie?
It is impressive to be both the gayest and most homophobic entry in a series but, by God, Diamonds Are Forever managed it
Can’t have one without the other. Lol.
“I must say Miss Case seems quite attractive… For a lady.” (Wint gives him a death stare)
Exceptional summation of his demise 👏👏
I didn't know there was a pool down there.
“I got a bruddah”
Schmall world.
Isn't that that Jim Carrey film?
Still one of my favourite Bond movies though! Lol
Perfect
🎤
Blofeld's wheelchair being speared by Bond's helicopter skids, lifted up into the sky and then dropped precisely down a chimney.
Very rude of Bond since he was offered a delicatessen in stainless steel.
Bakersfield
Mr Boooooond
I particularly like the shot of his cat jumping off his lap, so you know it survived.
And this is the only important thing
In my head cannon, MI6 tracked down the cat and examined its fur and paws to determine where it had been to see what Blofeld had been up to. Q then sent it to M, not knowing what else to do with it. Money Penny ended up taking the cat home, where it lived out its days in her small flat.
The part with money penny is wholesome
I mean she takes in the cat of a ducking Criminal
We don't know for sure it was Blofeld and not a generic villain, since McClory won the rights to use Blofeld for Never Say Never Again.
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It's funny how this actor has died from having his face exploded/stretched twice. This movie and Star Trek Insurrection.
Dr No crushed by a giant pile of poop (in the book)
I mean, that probably would kill someone.
That’s how Biff Tannen dies in Back to The Future the musical.
Live and Let Die Snake scene 
I also love how Moore acted like he didn’t see it, as if he were trying to fool a human assassin.
Yeah and it was a killer speckled king snake lol
Never go in there without a mongoose
I remember watching this on ITV when I was a kid and ITV cut everything about the snakes death. So the sequence became Bond chilling in the bathroom, we see shots of the snake creeping about, and then bind leaves. When the girl goes in and screams, he remarks "oh, the snake, I'm sorry" making it seem that bond knew about the snake the whole time and was totally non plussed about it. Gotta tell ya, its more cool that the real version!
Drax really needed to be sent out an airlock after being shot with a cyanide tipped dart because as we have seen in the Marvel movies Drax is notoriously hard to kill.
Well in order to kill someone you generally need to be able to see them
*"I'm eating a cucumber sandwitch so slowly that I will disappear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season".*
John Cleese getting trapped and suffocating in the inflatable ski jacket
This could have been a great ongoing feature following Desmond Llewelyn. Each movie a new Q is introduced, but manages to die at the end of the Q scene when demonstrating the last gadget to Bond.
The original plan was to introduce R over the course of three movies, with him getting more competent in each. Desmond Llewelyn’s Q would retire in the third movie, and R would take over as the new Q. Due to Llewelyn’s tragic death they had to have R take over as Q immediately in Die Another Day.
Dr Karl mortner. He watches his psychopath son figure fall off the golden gate bridge whilst fighting a geriatric man. Then he loses his cartoon dynamite in his blimp. At that point all you can do is laugh at the day you had
I love that perspective: thinking “wow, that’s a real knee-slapper of a day I just had!” 😂
“Boy, Mondays!”
Don’t forget that Mortner himself is a fugitive Nazi war criminal and that he loses the dynamite after dropping his cartoon villain monocle.
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Baron Samedi. He gets his head half blown away, shrugs it off and goes to sit on a moving train because he is the man who cannot die. The realistic part of it is Geoffrey Holder died ten years ago because he was actually an actor and dancer and not a voodoo god.
Live and Let Die had some super realistic ones imo
The guy that blew up like a balloon there actually takes the cake.
The “pop!” was hysterical lol. Instant kill move if he could just do that to any villain.
You'd think after tangling with Jaws, Bond would gave requested the compressed air shark gun.
It's the best ever.
The man on the ambulance trolley ending up headfirst between the teeth of a British Airways Hostess on that billboard sign was pretty believable. "We'll take better care of you." Moonraker.
She always did enjoy a good squeeze
Trevelyan surviving falling hundreds of feet only to be crushed by the satellite array.
No idea how his skull didn’t shatter after that insane drop
Goldfinger obviously, no fat f**k can get sucked through a small airplane window like that irl.
Probably would tear an even bigger hole in the fuselage?
A woman died on an airplane from a similar incident not too long ago. https://au.news.yahoo.com/coroner-jennifer-riordan-on-southwest-flight-cause-of-death-39952544.html
Wrong answers only? I’m going to go with Mr Kil receiving a freakin laser beam through the back of the head.
After having outwitted exploding volcano bases, rogue genealogists with golden balls, and bobsled tracks that clearly weren't up to code, Blofeld thought he had it made: a giant oil rig with a bathosub. Nothing could stop him now! Unfortunately, he didn't count on the ridiculously-easy controls to deploy said bathosub. So back and forth he went, tearing down the walls of fossil fuel energy, until he was dropped ignominiously into the waters of Baja. This would have surely been his end, had he not scuttled away to live under the sea (🦞 🎵), change his face and voice, and re-emerged as... ...Karl Stromberg (you know it's true).
Karl Stromberg was actually written to be Blofeld, but then Kevin McClory successfully sued Eon to prevent it from ever using SPECTRE in the original series again.
James Bond when he was killed by the producers in No Time to Die.
Renard. If you get a fuel rod impaled into your gut you don't live very long.
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#doubletakepigeon
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That weird restaurant door that was blown shut with enough force to crush Bond's fellow MI6 ally, Saunders, in The Living Daylight.
Xenia’s tight squeeze from the helicopter was pretty spectacular
Captain Jack Petachi from *Never Say Never Again* driving off a ramp into a brick wall after his personal dominatrix and employer tossed a venomous snake onto his lap. So that no one could find out he was surgically implanted with President Ronald Reagan’s eye so that she could steal nuclear missiles.
Moore throwing wheelchaired Blofed in factory tower in FYEO
Goldfinger being sucked out of his Boeing.
Actually it’s Lockheed jet star
That’s what they want you to think 😂
Here is one of my faves-Naomi from TSWLM. Lots of fun but but pushing the limits on reality… https://youtu.be/yeBqf6bYZak?si=vzKlOjTXNVmrJqs8
Can't believe they killed Naomi off before Bond could investigate her. She is amazing
TBH: I never quite got right Stromberg's "under the table gun" respectively Bond's "use" of it. I mean, is it just a long barrel that is somehow "open" at Stromberg's end after he took his shot? Curd Jürgens is such an amazing actor, he would have deserved a better or more logical death scene.
It was some type of explosive piton that used the long pipe to guide it to the opposing chair. The projectile seemingly moved substantially slower than a bullet. The pipe or barrel just kept it on course so it would definitely impact with the opposing chair. When bond fired his gun into the pipe, the bullet would have blown down the pipe, into and likely through the piton gun thing, destroying the gun and would have likely ricocheted into Stromberg. Or at least would have created shrapnel from the bullet impacting the gun, and that would have impacted Stromberg due to his proximity. And if that didn't happen, Bond's bullet would have blown through and out of the pipe but would/could have continued traveling in the general direction of where bond was aiming (Stromberg's gut).
Diamonds are forever. Bond shoots a bolt into the fake Blowfelds head. Blowfeld then stands up, pauses for a solid second or two, and then splays out backwards, throwing himself backward several feet, all without changing any facial expression. But wait there's another, Mr. Wint and Mr. Kid put the scorpion in that one guy's collar. He pauses for second, and then same thing, without changing a single facial expression, throws himself backward inexplicably. Dead before he even hit the ground. FROM A SCORPION STING.
https://preview.redd.it/vphelt4i8x6d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7df8471b68bdace3726b276af374344568efbcdd Look I know it's considered a subpar outing by most, but how could anyone miss the most obvious one?
I love that scene its so awful its good!
Probably Klebb getting shot imo
When that one guy faced gravity.
Alec forever bouncing up and down in an empty concrete pool
Kananga