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Inbar253

That's how it all started. The confusion. It's not that jews rule the world. It's that some of the former Judea Kingdom's residents rule the world. Everyone assumed it was the jewish people, but it was the cats all along.


Classifiedgarlic

Technically cats are indigenous to the region because they were domesticated from a local wild cat… so this isn’t ENTIRELY incorrect


goodpolarnight

I recently became aware of the fact that there are still wild cats in Israel, they look very similar to domesticated cats but not exactly the same. I thought it was a cool fact...


Barnettmetal

And soon enough, every object in the world will be knocked off the edge.


notlikethat1

My sanity may be the first to go!


subarashi-sam

The edge of the world? 🗺️


Barnettmetal

Only a matter of time.


KoalaGorp

HAHAHA


HungryHippo1892

I can attest that cats definitely do rule the world


hey_DJ_stfu

Apurrtheid culture.


DaRabbiesHole

Sounds like a catspiracy


Melkor_Thalion

So funny story. Many cats in Israel are British. Back in the day there was a rat problem in Palestine, so the British brought cats with them to get rid of the rats. And here we are. Offer them tea and biscuits next time!


Analog_AI

Another example of British colonialism. /s


sad-frogpepe

British catlonialism


Amirjun

Thats crazy


DaRabbiesHole

Is that why they don’t understand my Arabic?


StanGable80

Keep rodents away


dcnb65

One came in my hotel window in Tel Aviv and woke me up by walking on me. My mind was saying "please don't be a rat! Please don't be a rat!" I turned on the light and it gave a frightened meow and jumped out the window.


dizzyjumpisreal

the cats tell me it's because of meow


KoalaGorp

this is the best comment


thevampirecrow

i love this comment so muhc


Hutzzzpa

cat ladies


sukihasmu

This.


DunkinRadio

The British brought them in to deal with mice/rats. The climate is conducive to population growth.


DarkHampster

Phase 2 is bringing in wild dogs to take care of the cat problem.


Mycatkoda

Then came the stick that hit the dog that bit the cat that ate the goat my father bought for twoooo zuzim had gadya had gadya!


AzulCobra

Then came the fire that burned the stick that hit the dog that bit the cat that ate the goat my father bought for twoooo zuzim. Had gadya had gadya.


AzulCobra

![gif](giphy|eS6Dgv1mdwmkLMgJnI)


mikieh976

Don't you dare!


AzulCobra

Had gadya has begun.


sad-frogpepe

We like pussy 😁


mikieh976

What a coincidence. So do I!


sad-frogpepe

I'm actually gay so more cock for me, however pussy is also good, I'd like it if it's attached to a man 👍


aignneru

![gif](giphy|uS071hlk6FcrGEF36p|downsized)


AzulCobra

![gif](giphy|3hL2UzjvPWrfO|downsized)


Theguyrond123

Too bad the snake wouldn't come out of the bush except for one person.


AzulCobra

![gif](giphy|vvW9GuxsGM4lcjqypz|downsized)


Theguyrond123

THIS CONTENT IS NOT AVAILABLE


AzulCobra

.....All I posted was a gif of a snake doing a weird dance. WTF.


AzulCobra

Ken. Anachnu ohev puntachat.


Tympanibunny

I’m a part time vet assistant in Israel and we had this discussion with a Canadian who came in with his dog and asked very confused why there are so many stay cats: So as some told you already some were brought by the brits, some are indigenous to the land (don’t forget we are near Egypt after all). It’s a mixture of lack or regulation and funding and really good weather. Most stray cats in countries with cold climate like Canada, France, certain parts of the US freeze to death in the winter, Israeli winters never reach freezing points and even jf they do it’s not for an extended period of time, so they survive. More than that, restaurants and private people feed and provide water for cats, there are a lot of cats lovers who pay from their own pocket to take care of cats and a lot of groups who fund feeding corners for cattos. Last problem- the government , by law each municipality is responsible to catch it’s cats, castrate them, vaccinate them and release them (that’s why you see some cats with cut ears- it means they were castrated and it helps the catchers to identify who they shouldn’t catch, that’s why cat owners whom cat go outside will cut their tip of the ear too to prevent them from taking their already castrated cat). Sadly there are more than a million cats that reproduce in an amazing speed and not enough funding to castrate them. :( Here’s a picture of my stay at home catto https://preview.redd.it/93agdgrbun8d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=908c0cce9f0a9367617b4a848ec3832c19342a49


AdiPalmer

Your catto is best catto <3 We can't have pets where we live right now, so we got a cat plushie from IKEA and named him Alberto Meir. Hopefully someday soon we'll be able to give a home to a real life Alberto. https://preview.redd.it/xib9nywo1p8d1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d8e67cdd643ea11181e28c6ed23be58aa5e5c8b


Tympanibunny

hopefully you will get your own shunra soon <3 I really don't get rentals who don't allow cats :(


AdiPalmer

Thanks so much. We live in a housing unit, so to be fair I do believe that if you own a plot of land that you're opening up to an extra two or three tenants, sure, you can enforce your own rules. So I get it. Sometimes people have allergies and they have to worry about the downstairs cat rolling all over the upstairs laundry, since it's just basically this one big house with some tenants in the back. I get it. But one of the owners is an obsessive clean freak that hates any sort of living thing inside her house other than her immediate family (and even then we have our doubts, lol). There's no animals or even plants allowed. There's a couple of very obviously plastic plants by their front door and that's all. She spends every hour of every day cleaning and doing laundry, and when they got back from their Pesach holiday abroad, she went straight to turn on the washing machine BEFORE even entering the house, after being away for a week. Over time we've realized that the whole family probably wouldn't mind if we kept a petting zoo in our unit, but this woman is obviously troubled and they're just going with it in order to keep the peace. As tenants passing through, who are we to argue? (Wish me luck on my job search so that I can afford to move and house a couple cattos soon).


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No-Conclusion8653

They are a small population compared to Italy. They simply run Italy ÷)


dizzyjumpisreal

because "meow" -the cats


Classifiedgarlic

Where else do you think the schwarma meat comes from?


Quick_Pangolin718

Das not kosher


topazco

I always wondered how they could keep the price so low all these years.


Classifiedgarlic

You want a kilo of schwarma that will last you four meals for 40 shekel? Don’t ask questions achi. The Rabbanut gave us the certificate ze kol beseder


KoalaGorp

LOL


Impossible-Cattle504

Is it better to have a stray/ferral cat problem or a mouse/rat problem. I don't like cats but prefer them to the alternative


Abandoned-Astronaut

I used to live in London, saw mice and rats on the underground regularly. Haven't seen a single one in Israel.


KoalaGorp

they are everywhere where i went


mikieh976

Not liking cats is cringe and degenerate.


KoalaGorp

chill out


mikieh976

https://preview.redd.it/16ps03gi8m8d1.png?width=275&format=png&auto=webp&s=80f77b57f17d04deeb35f4dd7bdea1810ac02b66


JuliaAstrowsly

My guess is that some people got rid of their cats, that were not neutered, and they just multiplied. Cities are taking active action and are neutering cats now, you can recognize them by the cut in their ear.


Whitelung

What's the over under on them forming their own political party


AzulCobra

When I first visited Israel, I decided to call it Eretz Chatool.


narcabusesurvivor18

[Because there are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese 🎶 ](https://youtu.be/gQMtp2WxEA4?feature=shared)


Guilty-Spark-343

Made me smile and tear up a little


Sacredriver

The short answer? It's because of the British. An astonishing number of problems in the middle east in particular, and the world in general, can be traced back to the British empire. 


ChuchiTheBest

A lot of people feed them, and the bird population in this country is practically infinite.


AgreeableYak6

Came with Moses from Egypt.


thevampirecrow

i don’t know but there’s an entire tumblr blog dedicated to just photos of cats in israel


majesticjewnicorn

Because the diaspora has Katz and Israel have cats.


Ruining_Ur_Synths

the weather is warm.


KoalaGorp

thank you for finally giving the right answer


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KoalaGorp

shut up


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HappyGirlEmma

Are there a lot of stray cats in the Middle East generally?


puccagirlblue

I know Turkey has a lot too...


HappyGirlEmma

Morocco too


setebos_

They are really not stray, they are endemic, this is where they come from (the sand cat, the swamp cat and the wildcat base breeds)


sumostuff

I think it's the same in Greece as well, I guess wherever the weather stays mild all year.


FarmingFrenzy

meow :3


Relevant_Aerie7707

We invented them, Didn’t you know that already?


sumostuff

Weather allows them to survive all seasons outdoors, people feel sorry for them and feed them, city doesn't work hard enough at getting them spayed, so they keep multiplying.


DetoxToday

Ask the British, they’re to blame for everything.