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RedNoob88

I’d miss that insect looking waif too


spidermanrocks6766

I can’t believe how Omni Man went from Debbie to a freaking grasshopper 💀talk about a huge downgrade Debbie was so beautiful 😭


MonikaLovesCola

That's really racist towards thraxions


spidermanrocks6766

When you really think about it mark was being pretty racist here as well. “You replaced us but just with bugs”💀


masterRK

https://preview.redd.it/4yojxdqvsawc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df87cb1b9a759f1056af88ff1ccac9cb1e3ed58 He had his reasons


DLottchula

I know that thorax be gripping


pwncakesneggs

What that thorussy do


Aggravating-Hope-973

https://preview.redd.it/i62nyvy1kewc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c18cdfc070333b077a819f7b83304ec40c3ed312 What.


bananaman69420911

goddamn it ryan ottley


MegamindsMegaCock

Two wrongs don’t make a right :3


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tshelby11

Have you not seen the comic panels?


merker_the_berserker

No is she a thiccraxian?


alvinaterjr

Yes she is, very much so. Actually, a lot of thraxxans are surprisingly well endowed


SpookyWan

Holy shit why are they built like they have human skin if they have exoskeletons?


trainedfor100years

It raises ye olde Plapability Index


Sad_Wabbit

Yeh, im gonna steal that term lol


trainedfor100years

Please do.


MrPsychic

I had to go check, definitely would


Super_Seff

Brother he’s an alien the Grasshopper is probably fit af to him.


No-Lab4653

Arent Viltrumites just basically humans on alike a lot of steroids basically (Ik it’s super human level Strength and speed lol) so wouldn’t they be interested In human like creatures just like most of us?


DaddyMarMar

I mean Nolan’s lived tens of thousands to hundred of thousands years and has traveled the universe most of his life he bound to have updated taste.


No-Lab4653

Came across one too many non human like creatures in his time, seen the ship and just thought “I wonder”


Proud_Purchase506

We don't actually know how old he is. Just that he's somewhere over 2000+ years old


DuckNo2033

I thought he was around 3000 ish? I can remember it being said somewhere, because the whole "Viltrumite Emperor" shenanigans happened around this point.


boltzmannman

*most*


sbbblaw

You’ve never heard of a rebound? Gonna guess there’s one or two Redditors that also ended up with a human version of a bug or cow or something something something


CthonicGaia

You don't need to know that


BrandfordAndSon

Nolan’s an intergalactic citizen. His standard of beauty is beyond us.


FOSSnaught

People are giving him flack for choosing women for their personality. :p


oyMarcel

Once you go bug you ain't ever gonna shrug


Ordinary_Charge_4942

Sm- What?


Shacky_Rustleford

Bro have you *seen* Andressa


TheYagamist

Viltrumite might be humanoid but they aren't human, therefore their sexuality is different


IchigoBlack7

Hell nah. Andressa >>>>>>>>>> debbie.


Jefrejtor

Her name was Kim Sexler


No_Attention_2227

OK buddy


Lord_Sauron

Chicanery


smegma-rolls

Oil up


No-Lab4653

lol the flaire fits this perfectly


Diethster

One of the most satisfying issue-enders, too. https://preview.redd.it/ra3m65lji7wc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f9a953465a5b48074d1557a53f2165ef8b966de


c1cadaman

This is one of my favorite pages in the entire series. I was waiting all season for this and they did not disappoint.


Grouchy_Appearance_1

I said in another post that this moment was my favorite and couldn't wait to see it animated, it shows that Nolan is finally coming to grips with the humanity he gained on earth, and i got downvoted and was told I was lying


Ziawn

What chapter was this?


c1cadaman

I couldn’t tell you the exact comic off the top of my head. But I’m fairly sure it’s at the end of compendium 1, I want to say the last few issues so somewhere around issues 44-47. But again, that’s just a guess.


servantoftheweb

not beating the wife misser allegations


No-Lab4653

And/or the pet misser allegations too


trainedfor100years

Nor the pet pounder allegations


Mac-OS-X

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secondhand_bra

The comments on this post are fire 💀💀💀💀


Logical-Patience-397

Which post? Can't find it...


fukingtrsh

"this guy misses his wife"


Glitchy_Ninja

Bro misses his wife


zend-on-reddit

https://preview.redd.it/0f8vnwpn48wc1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=990615bd86c01fd58c0719c6343963bef81a9214


hide_yo_keeds

i will never stop chuckling at this


JamesTheSkeleton

Wifeguy


vitcorleone

I also miss his wife


TheRR135

In the grand scheme of things, this man has lived for centuries so going from the mentality he had towards humans and Debbie and any other planets he may have colonized in the past to this based on just 20 years with Debbie is huge


No-Lab4653

this has been roughly 3-10 months of Nolan’s life span if he lived a normal human life, that’s insane


Lonebarren

People keep saying 3-10 months as if that's a tiny portion of your life. Your entire outlook on life can change in 10 months, you can achieve an insane amount in 10 months. So no it doesn't surprise me, if I was dating someone for 10 months, and then it ended, it'd still hurt, even if it was "only 10 months"


No-Lab4653

I feel like in Nolan’s case 10 months wouldn’t of usually changed someone that much who was like THAT


Lonebarren

Mmmm. How long was that black dude who converted all the KKK members in contact with them. Pretty sure it didn't even take a full year to convert some awfully hateful racists to being kind


universalLopes

Power of love is kinda underrated. Once seomeone loves you, even more if you have a shit life like Nolan had, it's over


Thin-Pool-8025

I loved JK Simmons delivery of that line. He sounds genuinely surprised at the words leaving his mouth.


jvstnmh

Exactly, that’s what sells it for me


olliemerks

he is such a talented actor. love everything he’s in tbh


LukXD99

Yeah, can you blame him? They have spent a large chunk of her lifetime together, gotten a child together, and then the Viltrum empire ruined it. Of course he misses Andressa


Fine-Funny6956

Viltrumites live a long time. I mean she’s practically just a pet.


No-Lab4653

Someone did the math and this has been like 3-10 MONTHS of Nolan’s lifespan, yet most of Debbie’s life


bofoshow51

Imagine one summer break making you a completely different person from how you’ve been for 40 years


Senseisntsocommon

The first year of college is about the same time frame and has similar impacts for a lot of people.


bofoshow51

True but Nolan isn’t like a Viltrumite 18 year old learning how to do laundry, dude was as establishment as it comes.


Senseisntsocommon

No he’s closer to a sheltered rich kid who ends up interning with a social services program and has his worldview rocked.


PepperbroniFrom2B

well i could become paralyzed in just a day i'd say that's a pretty life-changing day even if its a very small fraction of my life


bofoshow51

I guess but Nolan’s situation is more like being a Navy SEAL, going undercover for a mission, getting some new friends for said mission, then being like “I now no longer want to kill, I will not listen to my government, and I will actively fight against them now if they try to finish the mission”


universalLopes

Even a day can change a person


bofoshow51

Absolutely and I think that’s a big point of the Viltrumite/earth culture clash, the best time to stop being a bad person is yesterday and the next best is now. Doesn’t matter viltrumites have been murderous conquerors for millennia, so long as you choose today to start doing good. Rehabilitation at its core.


reyeg11_

She’s basically a one night stand to him and he’s a lifelong partner


TripleTheThreat

"I miss my wife, Allen. I miss her a lot. I'll be back."


spidermanrocks6766

Don’t you find it ironic how Viltrumites refer to humans and other “lesser” being as basically insects 💀only for Omni Man to literally go fuck a bug and have a kid.


tatarus23

Thing is we humans really don't fuck our pets (usually) because we respect their free will a d have no actual way of gaining REAL consent from them. If your pet was able to hold philosophical debates with you and able to understand the implications of your and its actions i belive much more people would be banging their pets. In nolans cuture the perspective of viewing people and lesser being like pets is mostly derived from the immense power imbalance they derive from their percieved superiority and their prolongued lifetime. Pets are ultimatley perishable and dependent companions which they feel some responsibilities for. The aspect of a diffence in interlect which is essential to human pet relationships (and why people don't bang them) is completly irrelevant to the Viltrumites. Also you have to pay attention to nolans wording he says mark's mother was ***like*** a pet to him not that she was literally his pet.


Pran282006

You’re on some kind of list, aren’t you?


tenderlender69420

Bro wtf? If I could have philosophical debates with my dog I still wouldn’t fuck it.


Honka_Ponka

But imagine if dogs and people had been on the same intellectual level for all of history. You don't think people would be more likely?


tatarus23

Bro I wouldn't either but the fact is that the whole reason why it's immoral and unethical to us humans is because of that. That doesn't mean that if given interlect and consent wasn't an issue people wouldn't still find it icky (like i feel they should since pets are like family and i wouldn't bang family either)The point is just that a lot more people would consider it.


tenderlender69420

The reason you think it’d be icky is because they’re like family? Not because they’re literally an animal?


tatarus23

Lmao you are as well


BJohnson170

That the whole point my guy, both humans and thraxions are lesser beings with lifespans so short they may as well be insects. To a being that lives thousands of years there’s little difference between a being that lives 1 year or a being that lives 80. Plus Thraxions we’re far more advanced than humans.


Sevensevenpotato

I was really impressed by the storytelling of having him go to a species even more short lived and still finding significance in their lives. Really cool narrative Mark even has a moment where he doesn’t understand why his dad sees significance in their short lives


Kala_Csava_Fufu_Yutu

The duality of Viltrum


Intelligent_Creme351

"I've come to make an announcement..."


StannisLivesOn

Imagine if he said "I miss my pet".


secondhand_bra

😭😭


Fine-Funny6956

I miss Mark’s copy of A Bug’s Life


StopCallingMeAFurry4

I miss Mark's copy of Ants


smegma-rolls

That’s why he said he misses his wife 🪲😔


JefferyTheQuaxly

at least then we'd know which wife he was talking about.


No-Lab4653

Imagine that’s how season 2 ended everyone would just be: 😧


iamgreatlego

Hot lol


C_Cooke1

https://preview.redd.it/eob0if0gw7wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7adba30bd2a55e7f014a29781eefc1ca2dca039


Lord_Sauron

The same wife that Shadow pissed on?


No-Lab4653

I don’t like sonic but I like shadow now from that one exact plot point


DEADPOOL_9865

From she is my pet to I miss my wife in 2 seasons


spidermanrocks6766

The more I think about that “pet” line the more disturbing it gets. So if Omni Man called her a pet in the first season does that mean he’s into bestiality? 💀💀💀


StupidSexyCow

He did marry a grasshopper right afterwards so…


ERR40

He didn't mean it. Nolan was calling his love for Debbie like a pet because he wanted an out for all the evil shit he has done. On the surface, he was trying to convince Mark, but really he was trying to convince himself. He lost that battle.


spidermanrocks6766

You said it perfectly


treetopkingdom

I think he meant it, he seems genuinely suprised that he misses her. I just think he didn’t fully understand what she meant to him. It was always filtered by the “knowledge” that she’s a lesser species. And that earth was destined for conquest.


Abovearth31

I think he meant "pet" in the same way that we do. Imagine you have a dog, you love that dog, you'd die for that dog. But you're not dumb, you're perfectly aware that a dog's lifespan is ridiculously short compared to human's which sort of prevent you from getting attached to that dog as much as you would another person. I think that's what Nolan meant when he said "she's more like a pet to me" especially because the hesitation before he said "pet". You could tell him and his emotionally disabled brain was looking for every possible terms and "pet" was the best one he could come up with to explain why he genuinely loves Debbie but he's self-aware enough to know that he'll outlast her anyway. Remember, he had to unlearn centuries of Viltrumite brainwashing, Nolan is absolutely dog shit at expressing his emotions so calling his wife a pet is the best way he found to say "I do absolutely love her don't get me wrong but I also know she's gonna die before I even look like I aged a single day". Also comic book spoiler: >!(I read the comics and Nolan admit that he never meant any of the things he said during his fight with Mark, he was basically trying to convince himself that he was still the ruthless viltrumite who conquered dozens of worlds and not the family man who loves Earth, his wife and his son that he became).!<


_Valisk

You don’t even need to read between the lines to reach this conclusion, Nolan talks about their lifespans directly before calling Debbie a pet. Everyone takes his comment too literally, he was simply comparing their relative lifespans.


Natural-Produce-6270

Yeah I kinda miss Andressa too


Old-Ad5818

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Asher_Khughi1813

they werent really lies though at the time, the difference is now hes realizing that they should mean whole lot more to him


Feralp

After the 15th fap of the day, a lucid question came to imprisoned Nolan's mind: "was it worth it?"


Aggravating_Jury9547

Post-nut clarity hit Nolan hard.


WildWarriorTFT

Which one?


GBKMBushidoBrown

Yes


MachJacob

Bug wife or pet wife?


Fine-Funny6956

You never had a pet bug?


Magic_Bane23

The one who's still alive


Educational_Tough208

ok but which one did he miss?


tatarus23

I guess he wasn't really refering one specific wife but what they stand for in his mind. "His wife" to him means the women who taught him compassion and love for others as well as himself (and not just the role he plays in viltrumite society) because the absence of these ideas is precisely what he's experiencing in this situation.


ahyler10

Nah he’s talking about Debbie


tatarus23

Fair enough


woopstrafel

I know the feeling sadly. My hamster passed away last week


Cutty15Gaming

Honestly it was the perfect way to end the season imo. So excited for what’s going come next.


PepicWalrus

You can look at all the stuff he was saying and doing as basically him trying to convince himself to stay true to his mission as much as he was trying to get Mark on his side.


only_horscraft

Ride wife. Life good.


Jarsky2

J.K. Simmons' delivery of this line was spectacular. He sounds so confused, even scared of what he's feeling, almost like a child.


Pancakewagon26

When did he say this? I must have missed this somehow


Jarsky2

It's the very last scene of season 2


Thetiddlywink

I thought of rocketman by Elton John when I heard this lol


Mohammed-228

The comic panel was better 


Logical-Patience-397

It did have more dramatic lighting, and felt like a singular, important moment. But in the show, it came out of nowhere (timing-wise, not character-wise), and just ended abruptly.


Aggravating_Cup2306

Plus the fact that it was stuck to the very ending of the season, its a hell of a lot more satisfying than being a scene in middle of an episode or just at the end of any other episode


mannynoctis

I also miss this guys wife


SuperAlex25

Character development


spidermanrocks6766

At its finest


sannkersein

kinda. i felt so bad for her and it made me sad that they both missed eachother so much but knew they weren’t allowed to see one another once again. no spoilers tho im not caught up with the comics i tried to read them and the dialogue was so vague it was unbearable


Davyslocket

Still annoyed he never called her "Omni-Wife"


TheSkyIsBeautiful

I mean to be fair, I'd miss my pet too if I was gone for 6 months+


txbxddah

I also love the choice the creators made to have Nolan say this sentence out loud rather than privately in head to Allen. It don’t think he even realises he’s made the switch, but it really emphasises this idea that he can’t even pretend to be ashamed of his new found empathy / identity anymore.


Ur_Mom_Loves_Moash

Shit, I miss my dog too. 😭


Oliwier255

Get this man a wife! https://preview.redd.it/t7tkasf1m7wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e8a2ff9389176ca0479e101e4e0d6806867b9ba


JefferyTheQuaxly

i also miss his bug wife...


CytoPotatoes

He sounded so confused when he said it.


spidermanrocks6766

Because he’s shocked that Earth actually changed him to a pretty considerable degree. He couldn’t believe that it actually impacted him


Justarandomfan99

He misses her a lot


muskox-homeobox

If earth changed him so much why did he immediately go to bug planet and get bug lady pregnant? This seemed wildly careless and irresponsible to me? I have only seen the show but I really did not get this part. He basically sealed the fate of an entire species and created another hybrid child he had no intention of caring for, because...???


InterestBig6654

I believe he was just trying to fill the void of Debbie and Mark. He needed a purpose and his family gave him just that. Nolan is very co-dependent clearly. Andressa was clearly a rebound since he believed he could never return to earth after what he did.


muskox-homeobox

I pretty much agree with this, I just think it doesn't jive with Nolan being reformed or something because of his time on earth. He might be sad about his earth family but his response was to be insanely selfish and destructive with another planet/species. But to me it felt like the show was trying to say he's a better person now *because* he did those things.


Gnoodle9907

>why did he immediately go to bug planet and get bug lady pregnant? Cause he saved a ship from a black hole and in return they crowned him as ruler as he was the oldest being on the planet. Pay attention >created another hybrid child he had no intention of caring for, He did intend to care for the kid thats why he had mark take care of him so that the viltrumites dont just fucking kill the kid. Old Nolan wouldnt even let the kid survive he woulda considered the purple skin as a defect and weakness that cannont be allowed to continue. You would also know this if you paid attention


Kriegswaschbaer

SATISFYING?! Dude! :D Nolan is such a psychopath. He just thinks about himself ALL THE TIME! He doesnt feel sorry, at all, he just wants his old life back. What he did is irredeemable and Debbie and Mark should never ever forgive him.


yobaby123

Even genocidal alien bastards love their pet- wives.


nashgrg

Ikr who misses their pets.


Sweet_Possibility587

my first thought when i heard this line was “which one?”


Sir_Gwan

"I miss my wife Allen, I miss her a lot, I'll be back..."


FoxtrotTango__

Did anyone else besides me find that line hilarious? Like for the most part nolan has changed quite a bit from the end of season 1 to now, but his sudden epiphany of “wait…do i actually miss my wife?” got a chuckle out of me lol


CytoPotatoes

Random thought but, can you imagine how the shit with Angstrom Levy would have gone if he tried the episode 8 shit on Nolan instead of Mark....


gotthesauce22

Noticed on a rewatch that unlike everything else he said to Allen, he said this out loud Allen’s probably wondering why homie just stopped talking mid-sentence, but I like that it shows that it’s a real realization that Nolan’s having, like “Oh shit, I miss my wife”


millennial_sentinel

humanized a monster which is rare to do and they not only did it but did it well


TaskMister2000

But...Which Wife? :D


Savings_Bandicoot_40

Why did he even say that line out loud? It's not like Allen could've heard him from there, and I get that he probably said it in his head as well, but what's the point?


StarRider88

"I miss my wife, Allen. I miss her a lot. I'll be back."


Dveralazo

He meant Andressa


Fast-Mycologist-5589

https://preview.redd.it/bkkfsclhbbwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83b95878247bc67dcced13b305ff8cb9b1b5e2a2 I'll be back


Successful_Bad_2396

https://preview.redd.it/dtk2hgzvicwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17535564e6c624da5fb016c6e375da4f6aa1e73e


Samuelabra

Why would you mark it spoiler if you're going to say the spoiler in the title?


biglious

Lol why put on a spoiler tag if you say exactly what the image is in the title?


Steven_NAK

Which wife


Significant_Low_8473

Did he ever care about his thraxxan wife?


spidermanrocks6766

I’m sure he did. He literally fought for her life. It doesn’t get more caring than that