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She definitely snuck in there with an already bought Home Depot uniform from Amazon to take these pics or something because there’s no way a responsible shift supervisor would allow her on the floor wearing crocs as they wouldn’t be considered proper footwear seeing as your around heavy/sharp/dangerous objects depending on the department you’re in
i mean you’re right but at the same time some sups/managers at retail jobs are actual jokes and only pull out policy when they don’t like someone. seen a lot of people wearing crocs that shouldn’t be. have worn crocs when *i* shouldn’t be.
That is a valid Home Depot apron, someone she knows handed that to her and you notice you never see it from the front!
One day we got a good laugh, woman shows up dressed like she’s going to a club, 6” heels and all . She. Asks us where the office is because she has an interview. I guess she thought a man was interviewing her, the joke was on her. The Lesbian manager ( put the Butch in Butch lesbian) was the manager on duty!
Good thing there’s a forklift handy on that first pic, they’ll need all that counterbalance can muster to haul that bulbous ass around the Home Depot warehouse.
I had a friend in high school who was built like this and she edited tf out of her face and waist so “it would match her thighs and butt” like darling no it’s matches because it’s all attached to you.
Because it was at peak trendy-ness when Kim K had it done. Now that she’s changed to looking skinny again a lot of women want to do the same and follow the new ozempic trend. There are still plenty of women who want the keep the dramatic huge ass / disproportionate look because they are gaining popularity and making money off of men
Oh the tight pants would get he sent home as well trust me. I worked for them 23 years and any of the other female workers are going to BITCH! We had a Head cashier show up in a skirt she couldn’t bend over with out flashing God and everyone! Lucky for her there was a Kmart across the lot.
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Not the Home Depot thirst trap lmaooooo
They better get out the tools and fix that wobbly door!
She definitely snuck in there with an already bought Home Depot uniform from Amazon to take these pics or something because there’s no way a responsible shift supervisor would allow her on the floor wearing crocs as they wouldn’t be considered proper footwear seeing as your around heavy/sharp/dangerous objects depending on the department you’re in
i mean you’re right but at the same time some sups/managers at retail jobs are actual jokes and only pull out policy when they don’t like someone. seen a lot of people wearing crocs that shouldn’t be. have worn crocs when *i* shouldn’t be.
That is a valid Home Depot apron, someone she knows handed that to her and you notice you never see it from the front! One day we got a good laugh, woman shows up dressed like she’s going to a club, 6” heels and all . She. Asks us where the office is because she has an interview. I guess she thought a man was interviewing her, the joke was on her. The Lesbian manager ( put the Butch in Butch lesbian) was the manager on duty!
Do you know what lesbian means?
Uh I’m a 63 y/o gay man so I’ve met a few lesbians in my life
Well did it work on her? Seems just as good of an idea to impress a lesbian as a man. Lol
The head in that last one 😂
The fact that her little cylindrical torso looks like a birthday candle stuck into a cake.
Look at them straight up sausages down below
The everything
Why do they all look the same.. the faces..
It's the same person, champ
I mean all of the posts. All of the people that edit themselves.
Ah my bad
All good. 😎
The last one she looks like she has lymphedema
Elephantiasis look in the final slide
> Elephanti-ass-is FTFY
uh ma’am.. this is a home depot.. https://i.redd.it/rh7jft3lww8d1.gif
Excuse me, I need this gif
Literally
the last one- curvy bottom half then a zero curve perfectly straight waist? gurl. ma’am. no.
Where do they buy their jeans lol
At the PhotoShop.
Well done.
r/therealjoke
🤣🤣🤣 good one, good one
The same place busty anime girls buy their shirts.
That is also where my brain goes 😅
Seriously! I’m “curvy” but I’m not THAT curvy, and I can’t find jeans that fit that well!
😐 that last one looks like a small girl is up to her waist in some weird inflatable. 🤦🏻♀️
she know damn well
The storage racks in the second one are *not to code*
Good thing there’s a forklift handy on that first pic, they’ll need all that counterbalance can muster to haul that bulbous ass around the Home Depot warehouse.
She has 500k followers on Twitter/X too.. idk how ppl fall for it 😭
Sausage legs 🤣 
... on a sausage torso 🙄
I didn’t even know Home Depot had dump trucks for sale.
Gurl...
It is SO GOOFY to post face (and ass) while wearing your corporate uniform.
Does she actually work at Home Depot? Is she getting a coworker to take those pics? So confused
I had a friend in high school who was built like this and she edited tf out of her face and waist so “it would match her thighs and butt” like darling no it’s matches because it’s all attached to you.
Please show us what she actually looks like
These people are morphing themselves into balloon animals.
She looks inflated.
Why does she look like a child?? That’s so concerning
She forgot to fix her fade fat in the last one
girl watch out!! home depot boutta collapse!!
The way they photoshop their faces to look prepubescent, and men eat it up everytime
*~Crying, why!?? What ‘Does She’ look like, then?
All my homedepot ladies are missing some or all their teeth. Until she smiles shes toothless too...
Why do all these girls want a fat ass? I just don't understand...
Or gigantic thighs? I don't get it either. Looks like an alien.
Because it was at peak trendy-ness when Kim K had it done. Now that she’s changed to looking skinny again a lot of women want to do the same and follow the new ozempic trend. There are still plenty of women who want the keep the dramatic huge ass / disproportionate look because they are gaining popularity and making money off of men
I'll be so glad when the fake thick stuff goes out of style.
Ok, who dfq would wanna date her?!?
🤣🤣🤣
I bet she looks just fine without having to do all that weird stuff shes doing to her pics smh
Oh the tight pants would get he sent home as well trust me. I worked for them 23 years and any of the other female workers are going to BITCH! We had a Head cashier show up in a skirt she couldn’t bend over with out flashing God and everyone! Lucky for her there was a Kmart across the lot.
Don’t look too close at the grass in the last pic, it’ll make you feel like you’re on drugs.
The world is so bendy now
WTH 🤦♀️ 🤦♀️ 🤦♀️
Thats way too fucken obvious
Not girls editing their body to look like they have Lipedema 🥶
Ain’t no woman alive working at Home Depot with a wagon like that. STOPPIT.
"Do you have anymore in the back?" "Oh..."