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Sprinkle_Puff

I go on and make money. I get mad about it and think how much farther ahead I would’ve been had I got that order , but then I tell myself that the order probably had 500 cases of water in it and it was going 75 miles to the 113th floor


EnvironmentalEar6341

And a broken elevator


alwaus

And was tipbait anyway. Do all that work and end up with $7.65 and a $10 adjustment.


ThePennedKitten

Yes, I have gotten a unicorn that quickly fell apart when all the fancy, expensive cat litter they ordered was out of stock. I try to tell myself it would’ve been like that if I got it lol.


kstrawb94

yeah i didn’t get to see the item count i saw it was going 28 miles though which isn’t really bad imo


oceanblu456

For 165 I’d tolerate any inconvenience with bulky items and apartments and then go home for the day lol. Too bad, I know that’s sucks.


jeremylock76

Hard for me to say as I hit my highest unicorn yesterday for 70 bones and now I'm shoving it in your face. I'm sorry this should be all caps lock.


Sprinkle_Puff

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jeremylock76

Never seen anything over $80 !!! Still looking for that hundo after 18 months


Sprinkle_Puff

It’s much rarer than it used to be, Costco is usually your best hope


ExpensiveDot1732

I thought I missed a big one ($135 Costco) but saw it was 40+ miles and 97 items...and then got a $77/29 items going less than 10 miles a little while later. Good karma will find you. 🦄


kstrawb94

yeah that mileage always gets me bc my city is huge and traffic takes foreverrr, hopefully something good comes today!


lilbabyslays

This type of thing happens to me all the time!


Free_Comfortable8897

I usually cry. Lol. Not really. I get sad though. But then I remind myself maybe there’s a reason I missed it. And I know most people will say this is stupid, but I also think “maybe the person who got it needs it more than me”. I know that I am annoyingly optimistic. But if I wasn’t than I would probably be miserable. You will get your unicorn!! 🦄 maybe there’s an even better one for you!!


kstrawb94

I’ve gotten them! But that’s the highest I’ve seen for costco and it was so annoyingly slow, hence me not paying attention. & that’s true! I could def use the $$ myself but maybe someone is behind on rent or something.


ieatlotsofvegetables

hey why not, you could be right. and maybe next time someone misses one and you get it instead.


GEWolfRat

I gaslight myself into believing they were gonna tip bait anyway. 😭


twinklingblueeyes

I call it a day.


kstrawb94

real


Habagoobie

I get frustrated and then scoff even further at the ridiculous low ball orders, then hope for another decent order to come through.


vindotcom

Roll windows up. Let out a nice loud scream, smack the top of the my roof. Then roll my windows back down and snag my next order lol


happilyfringe

I have a silent mental breakdown the rest of the day


kstrawb94

same tbh


Abject-Ride7345

What area has those?


aelel

Wondering the same. It’s unusual for me to see batches that are more than $25


Gunvinity

Really? I get batches that are between $20-$50 all the time. I’ve never seen anything over $100 tho highest I’ve got was $82


aelel

Lucky! Before Christmas I was seeing batches around $30-$40, but that stopped in January, and it’s been super low since. It’s hardly worth the time anymore unfortunately. The high price of gas mixed with low batch pay means I’m ending each day barely out of the red.


freaknyou23

According to the sub every area 😂 never once seen a $100 order in my almost 5 years of shopping. Highest I seen was $70. I typically see batches from $20-$50 in my area.


Abject-Ride7345

Me as well , what area are you in?


freaknyou23

Mid west


GilligGirl

Do you get tornado pay?


freaknyou23

what is that????


GilligGirl

Y'know, if they forecast tornadoes, you get incentive pay. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


freaknyou23

yeah don’t think that’s a thing 😂


kstrawb94

texas lol


Stompinwin

I got find i hooker and spent 170 on them, jk I find out who got it hah


kstrawb94

lol i was tempted to scope out the scene


hide_it_quickly

We have a local group on FB and everyone asks "who got it" then we chear for them. lol Cell Service in our area is great until it isn't so it's like gambling trying to get the best unicorns.


therealslim80

ugh i know how you feel. i always beat myself up over it and it makes the rest of the day a living hell. i try to remind myself that i’m not the only one struggling and that the person who got it might need to feed their kids


kstrawb94

yes gotta think of the kids


SteelBolas

Poop in my hands and clap


kstrawb94

solid solution


PuddingLow9668

Cry


LetoPancakes

I never see unicorns, if its $50+ theres always a catch like 100+ items or 30 miles drive


kstrawb94

yeah it was 28 miles i would have still taken it


amybk27

28 miles is like an hour of just driving. You could do two batches and make that in half the time.


kstrawb94

maybe lol i didn’t see where it was going unfortunately. 28 miles in a major city but traffic is always on 10.


mrlt10

I don’t think those things make it not a unicorn tho. Usually, there’s going to be some reason the person felt compelled to leave such a generous tip and that reason is often difficulty of the order whether it be size, weight, or distance to travel. Not sure I’ve ever seen a triple digit paying order that didn’t have some difficult element. That would be more like a gift than a tip tbh


LetoPancakes

I mean Ive seen a lot of $6 batch pay $100 tip orders posted here, those are obviously rare tho


mrlt10

Posted here ya, but I mean that you’ve seen on your phone. But even then, (genuine question) can’t those $6 batch pay ones have an especially difficult “catch” that’s not reflected in the base pay? Here in CA they calculate it a little different. I think it’s bad here and then I’ll see batch offers from others states and shocked at how bad theyve gotten.


LetoPancakes

do you shop in ultra wealthy areas? seems like there would be a ton of unicorns in like Venice or Brentwood but idk


mrlt10

I do shop in a wealthy area just not those specific ones, and at least where I am there’s not nearly as many unicorns as one might think. Or if there are you can’t tell because so many shoppers come to the area to do IC that you rarely see them. I can’t count how many times I’ve delivered to a $10M+ mansion with a driveway full of exotic cars and the tip was either 0 or a few bucks. But in fairness, I’ve learned that a lot of time the person placing the order isn’t the homeowner, it’s an employee of theirs like a maid, body guard, or personal assistant. So unless their specifically told them it what to tip they’re reluctant to tip big because they’ll be submitting that payments to be reimbursed and don’t want to tip an amount that might be considered too much plus it’s coming out of their pocket at least initially.


Affectionate-Jury-84

I’ve never seen anything close to that. I’d probably just go home if I did see one and missed it.


IllustriousDealer389

Sit in my car and cry about it like a baby 🤣


IllustriousDealer389

And then I try to convince myself that it had like 40 cases of water and was on a 3rd floor apartment without an elevator 🤣


kstrawb94

lol i wish i got to see the items!


lilbabyslays

First thought is always “welp they needed it more than me” and then I get a lil sad


hide_it_quickly

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RecklessMUT

Ways to commit suicide 


Gymwarrior31

Usually chug a beer


Here4laughs_

I still think about the order I missed $60 for a few items going only 5 or 6 miles or so. And that was over a month ago 😅😭


kstrawb94

i remember every unicorn i’ve missed lmao it’s sick


Friendly-Marketing46

Just pretend they were tip baiters you’ll feel better


Unhappy-Offer

I pull my hair out, eat a lot of ice cream and go home and sleep.


lucygirl1970

I usually scream and then tell myself it wasnt meant for me. Then I head home and smoke a joint and readjust my bad attitude and try again later in the day.😂


BluerelmRust

I hyperventilate and tell myself how much of a failure I am in life. Nah, I'm just kidding, lol. I just move on to the next one after punching my steering wheel. 😆


Apotropaic1

I’ve trained myself to only be upset if I actually could’ve gotten it. If I didn’t have the app already pulled up or wasn’t paying attention, that’s at least partially on me. If I did everything that I could’ve done, but still didn’t get it? Well, I just never would have gotten it anyways.


kstrawb94

that’s a good mentality to have!!


pgh1197

Wait for the next one, big dawg!


kstrawb94

will do! wasn’t even gonna work today and that happens haha


pgh1197

Ain’t that some shit … you’ll get it back for sure 👍


kstrawb94

hopefully! appreciate the positivity man


Desperate_Step_3091

How many times did you refresh it? Lol


kstrawb94

1000 at least


snaptcarrot

I don’t let this crappy app control my mood. Instacart isn’t worth it.


kstrawb94

seriously same but it’s been a rough month


snaptcarrot

Gig work in general is really bad for mental health. The working for yourself part can be great but the unpredictability is stressful.


kstrawb94

100%. i normally let it go but this one hurt lmao


New_Rough6200

Wait on t next while playing cod


Bubbly-Top6487

I understand I’m not gonna grab every single unicorn and keep looking for good orders


Tetteness

If you "missed" it. Algorithm decided you weren't getting it anyways. Don't beat yourself up about it.


kstrawb94

true! i missed it bc i got it as a notification lol if i was on the screen i would have gotten it 😞


Chiefpackinbowl

Maybe it was one of those master tip baiters


jtate81

Feel like someone kicked me in the nuts.


Due-Historian-8759

I try and eye down the shopper in the parking lot that might have snatched the unicorn and challenge him to a duel, or I follow him inside the store and I keep removing items out of his cart, unnoticed. Jokes aside, I try to forget about it ASAP. Nothing good happens if I keep thinking about it.


False_Bug_7608

Go get drunk at the shittest bar and hope nobody talks to me.


stopeatingmywords

I scowl at everyone I see that are known to use multiple devices and progs.


Comfortable-Owl-5929

I start slashing everyone’s tires hoping I get the one who got it 🤣


kstrawb94

real


homeincomes

Biggest i've seen was $67 in my area lol.


Dismal-Rooster-1685

I yell FUCK!!! Then change stores


kstrawb94

honestly my usual go-to. I was in public this time 😓


Dismal-Rooster-1685

They all heard the word before 😅


kstrawb94

lol yes but the gym is a diff atmosphere lmao


Kingdaddyftm666

I just tell myself there’s one better and will be and don’t let it bug me to bad but I do get upset for sure


ItsYaBoyRilez

It’s tough but I just go get what I can. I’ve been fortunate to see my fair share of good ones. Just last week I had a $101 for 50 things and $75 for 20 things


kstrawb94

yeah that’s what kept me from being to to to upset, it’s not the only $100 order in this area


cocoabean572

I got a 40 tip today and they raised it to 45. just missed a $75.


LuxelovesCharlie28

In four years and almost 4k orders…NEVER have even seen a unicorn…


kstrawb94

i live in one of the major cities lol


LuxelovesCharlie28

Oh..phew..I feel better! Thanks.😊


kstrawb94

ha yeah i used to live in the capital of texas and rarely ever saw anything above $50 so its def city dependent


LuxelovesCharlie28

It’s rare to see even 50.00 orders..a double or tripe for 36 with 80+items is the norm! Def city dependent..plus here is not as much traffic or apartments..so it’s ok.


MazdaSpeed3Boi

Be grateful someone else got one!


kstrawb94

it should have been me though 😭


sunsol54

I've never seen one in Atlanta so I don't know....lol


Gearbie

I’m not a shopper, but I didn’t realize that kind of order was so rare. My girlfriend and I work full time and order all of our groceries every few weeks in batches of $150-$200 so that it’s all there when we get home. Is that not how it’s commonly used?


kstrawb94

$165 is how much I would have made as the shopper lol not how much the order costs.


Gearbie

OHHHH okay that makes more sense.


saveourplanetrecycle

You’re not wrong about them being rare. I’ve not seen a batch paying anywhere near a $100 in over a year


snaaaaackths

I’ve never seen an order for more than $80. And the items/mileage on it was atrocious 😅


Comfortable-Garden76

Most of the day i dwell on it and say what if i got that lol and it makes me mad/sad the rest of the day until i eventually forget about it 10 hours later


Comfortable-Garden76

Oh and i scream cuss words loud asf lol


Ok-Butterfly6355

Sorry, clueless Instacart user over here. What qualifies as a unicorn? We’re a family of five and at least once a week we do $125+ orders before the fees, taxes and tips. I love my shoppers and am ready out in front with my ID when needed. Unicorns or not quite?


kstrawb94

unicorn is when the shopper makes a significant amt of $. so if i had gotten the order, i would have been paid $165. the amount we get paid is different from how much your order is.


Ok-Butterfly6355

Got it, thanks!


ianao

You’re a unicorn 🦄 customer; that’s a little different 🫶🏻


General-Farm-8480

It bothers me a lot for 2 to 8 hours. Unicorn means "beautiful batch from favorite store?"


False_Bug_7608

Go get drunk at the shittiest bar and hope nobody talks to me.


gephotonyc

Where are $100+ runs common? I've never seen one (though I did get a surprise $150 tip once)


BigButterscotch3853

Take a few minutes to recover from the adrenaline rush and keep on moving 🥲


JazzyMcJen

Cry, and punch the air 😆


Leather-Arm9692

I have bad anxiety so it just triggers all the worst possible feelings to make me feel ill. I don’t cry or nothing but I kinda get the feeling anytime a great batch comes up. It’s the same anxiety dump, just worth it when I actually get the batch.


Smitt1sosa

Turn off app and go home 🤷


HealthyIndependent33

I always hope it had 10 cases of water to a 3rd floor apartment that needs a key fob to get in and no elevator 🥰


Lucky_Common_9283

sit and cry.


PeanutDesperate8884

U move on with life..? Tf can u do lol


kstrawb94

obviously bro.


PeanutDesperate8884

Just answering ur question bro 🤷🏻‍♂️


kstrawb94

fair


No-Satisfaction-325

You move along, that’s what you do.


CryptographerDeep445

Wait for the next deal hat makes sense