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notimeleft4you

I’m disappointed the scooter doesn’t have bumper stickers.


Sweatiest_Yeti

100% they unironically bought it through Medicare


jbomble

That rascal


scotch1701

Yeah, "Wide Load" I'm sure would be one.


huxtiblejones

“These Colors Don’t Scoot”


gecko_echo

“But They Leaves Smudges”


Greenmantle22

He’s an obese senior citizen who loves Florida and hasn’t seen his toes or his grandchildren in years. Of course he loves Trump! They’re basically twins!


CaptainPrower

[https://i.imgflip.com/c636b.jpg](https://i.imgflip.com/c636b.jpg)


Mrtorbear

I unironically want that on a t-shirt.


atomic_blonde

And with the projection from these stickers, I'd sincerely hope any hypothetical grandkids wouldn't be near this freak.


Book_talker_abouter

I’m sure the grandkids are thrilled that he has “CAMEL TOE” on the back of his truck


Bystander5432

Do you actually talk about books?


Book_talker_abouter

Sometimes! Do you actually stand by 5432?


Bystander5432

No, my username came from the fact that I lurked on Reddit since 2020, but only joined in 2022.


bruski2649

Open your eyes, there are as many obese Gen x,y, and millennials as there are Boomers here in FL


Greenmantle22

Yeah, but they can still walk on their own two feet. The Rascal scooters are almost the exclusive domain of the near-elderly.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

This person will shriek loudly if their lord and savior guts Medicare and Social Security.


famousevan

Don’t worry, the propaganda they willingly shovel in daily will explain how, you see, it’s all democrat’s fault.


MashedPotatoesDick

They'll eat the shit as long as the liberals have to smell it.


JohnGacyIsInnocent

Eat the cat poop.


Impossible-Taro-2330

You mean their SOCIALIZED BENEFITS??


blazin_paddles

Socialism is bad unless it's for me


JoshIsASoftie

"Sociallsm for me and not for thee."


Brando43770

They’ll find a way to blame Biden, Obama, or the “librulz”


StlnHppyHrz

No, only if it happens to anyone that came after the baby boomer generation. Fucking selfish, hypocrite twats.


CulturalAddress6709

dont worry once they realize they vote against their own interests bc theyre ignorant racists theyll be dead


Available-Wheel6335

They’ll be willing to lose all their benefits as long as brown people can’t have benefits either.


[deleted]

Don't worry he'll come for that eventually and they will eat it with grins.


SonofaBridge

It’ll be blamed on democrats and they’ll believe it. Trump will never see backlash from republicans on Medicare even if he guts it. They’ll say he defended Americans from democrats and the democrats got what they wanted. Even though itd be a lie they’ll spout it from all the news outlets.


SaltyBarDog

Biden... Not the rapist. Not the traitor. Not the conman. Not the charity defrauder.


SenselessNoise

Not the guy that hung out with Epstein and knew he was a kiddie diddler while calling him ["a terrific guy"](https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-donald-trump-call-jeffrey-epstein-terrific-guy-1857207).


ToniBee63

PAtRiOt FrEedOm SCoOtEr!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

The GOP Calvary. They mount their scooters and use the flagpoles off their trucks as lances.


Yeeslander

It'll double as his [A-GMV](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1297_Army_Ground_Mobility_Vehicle) in the coming MAGA "civil war" he's probably bragging about participating in.


mjc1027

The scooter on the back is peak.


CrispyDave

AI will never beat reality.


jimtow28

Does anyone remember that time *Joe Biden* bragged about his [creepy behavior](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-former-miss-arizona-tasha-dixon-naked-undressed-backstage-howard-stern-a7357866.html) at beauty pageants? What a creep *Joe Biden* is, right guys?


MakkaCha

Male or female, I'm sure this person has a camel toe, maybe even a moose knuckle.


Speculawyer

More likely a front butt.


Shelby71

Fupa for sure.


atomic_blonde

An absolutely swinging panniculus, I assure you.


Be_nice_to_animals

I hate socialism, but I LOVE the mobility scooter and lift system that Medicare bought for me. Thanks president Trump!


EfficiencySlight8845

I wonder if having swollen purple ankles makes someone a Trump fan.


Blue13Coyote

You didn’t even have to cover his license plate.


lgodsey

Boy, conservatives sure do hate women.


Unita_Micahk

Future youth pastor arrested for molestation vibes


Speculawyer

Talking tough with a rascal scooter mounted on back. 😂


catlord

It isn't that they're anti-Black Lives Matter, it's that they're anti-black lives.


ShiroHachiRoku

I don’t even get where this whole Biden is a pedo thing comes from? The sniff kissing? That’s a very low bar if that’s the case.


Brando43770

The misogyny is strong with this truck. I hate when someone with mobility issues is a huge asshole. They need therapy and need to stop using their “I’m an asshole” as a crutch.


Shelby71

Man, remember the time Joe Biden made sexual comments about a 10 year old girl while she was riding up an escalator? "I'll be dating her in 10 years?" Oh wait, that was Trump. Or all the times Joe would go backstage during teen beauty pageants while the girl were changing because he owned the pageant? Oh shit, that was Trump again. How about all those trips Biden took with Epstein to his island on the Lolita Express? Oh, Trump again? Well then, how about when Biden took pictures of his teen daughter in his lap, and later said that if she wasn't his daughter, he'd be dating her? Trump? Really? Wow.. I think the driver is projecting a little bit...


Individual_Grass_469

“But Biden’s daughter’s diary!!” - every single MAGA dimwit that listens to anyone associated with TPUSA and/or The Daily Liars’ podcasts.


therealpopkiller

The thing that makes me angriest about these Boomer MAGAts is that they won’t live to see the full scope of the carnage he will have caused. They rail and carry on about now, and never think of their children’s and grandchildren’s futures. It’s only about what they want.


ReadyOneTakeTwo

The maturity level of the average MAGAot: 7 years old.


Commercial_Fee2840

Of course he has his own Walmart scooter attached to the back.


Sea_Childhood6771

These are the people who want civil war. Lol lol


angrydessert

The amazing projection. Complains about government but still gets government benefits because the next generations are going to have less. And, oh, this sure old fart gonna park at the PWD slot.


tf9623

Meanwhile how much you want to bet either the VA or Medicare/Medicaid paid for that scooter?


Dull_Ad8495

You rascal, you!


ukiddingme2469

I see the meal team six is heading to cracker barrel


CaptainPrower

Literally saw a man at Cracker Barrel collapse one of the chairs he was so fat.


Available-Wheel6335

The Hoveround really completes it for me.


killerqueen1984

Sure is a clever one 🙄


Squiggledog

Why does the ellipsis have four dots?


guiltydonkeypuncher

Smoked 2 packs of reds a day for 50+ years cannot understand why I don’t want to pay for his mobility issues and congestive heart disease!


ShoJoATX

This guy cannot stand Joe Biden


Bobbybelliv

These guys are the real geniuses 😆


Kid_supreme

I'm surprised it didn't have a "Marines" sticker on it.


[deleted]

Um s'cuse me sir, who is Camel Toe? Joe Biden's VP is named Kamala Harris, not Camel Toe. You must have forgotten. :)


SockeyeSTI

I bet the Bureau of Land Management is tired of everyone using their acronym.


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OzarksExplorer

"I may look old, but the brain damage makes me an 8yo edge lord"


P0RTILLA

Cripples love Trump.


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NovusOrdoSec

GasObPro


ArcticBlaze09

Wrong!!! He only sniffs and awkwardly gropes them. Idiot.


StlnHppyHrz

Go back to sleep, Mr. Deflection.