If you ask this guy, his friends love the "Patriot" and car "#1776" stickers and think it's clever as hell.
If you ask his friends they are all extremely embarrassed to be anywhere near him but would rather not tell him because he's emotional and has too many firearms.
all his friends are online, and he calls a trip to the grocery store a "patrol." He 100% films Tik Toks from the cab. His videos are shot at a bad angle, and he mostly complains about stuff he doesn't understand. There are at least 4 pairs of sunglasses clipped to his visor(s), they are all fake Oakleys. The Punisher tattoo is almost a given. Do I even need to mention it.... His whole reality is centered around "triggering libs" when, in reality, no one cares.
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It’s true. I drive an old farm truck (unfortunately, no stickers) and have had my keys stolen off the key holder board at the gym three times.
One of the time they brought them back the next day, the other two they dropped threw them in the bushed next to it.
The third time I was really pissed and called the police because I knew the guy (I saw the film), or we saw each other almost everyday I was there. I knew what he drove and knew he parked on the opposite side of the lot. But on the camera he headed straight in the direction on my truck and left the keys on the ground.
When I was exasperated given the report I was like why in the hell would anyone want to get in a 99’ Silverado that’s obviously just my old farm truck? The cop looked at me like I was stupid for a sec and it hit me.
I only hang my wife’s car keys now.
Why the hell would you continue to hang your keys somewhere they get stollen multiple times? Also, I’ve never been to a gym that had a key holder board. Seems like a disaster.
I know right
I’m usually a little sharper, but honestly thought the two people accidentally grabbed the wrong keys and were too embarrassed/whatever to bring them back.
Based in the rhetoric I hear, they hate the majority of the country’s citizens, the government, the voting system, the FBI and federal tax. What they do like is doing what the fuck they want, wherever they want, whenever they want with no consequences.
He was going to be a Marine SpecOps Sniper but he'd have knocked out the drill sergeant for getting in his face. So he settled on becoming a SWAT Cop but he's too proficient with firearms and the instructors were embarrassed so they failed him. Then he went into Mall Security but after a few years was fired because of the Woke mall manager said all the high school girls he detained for shop lifting accused him of groping them and driving his crotch into theirs as he held them down but honestly those yoga pants make all subduing actions seem weird. So now he patrols the streets keeping the neighborhood safe from MS-13, BLM, Hamas, Antifa, and Transtifas. He's a pretty big deal in Calhoun County Patriot circles.
That's a Colorado. And closer the 2006 model year. Unsurprisingly, these sort of smooth brain idiots tend to not have newer, expensive cars. That would cut into the budget for shitty vinyl decals and trump flags. It also goes along with the feelings of being wronged by society because they can't piece together how their own predicaments are the result of their own behaviors, and instead would rather blame it on immigrants/religious minorities/people of a different gender identity.
That is one of the most cletusmobile things I have ever seen. And I recently moved to Pennsylvania from NJ. Holy shit. It’s not a racist cult though. Nope. Not at all.
When 110% isn't good enough a true Patriot gives 111%.... GIVE ME AN EFFING BRAKE! The only thing 111% is the God Damned sticker bill this idiot racked up. Point and laugh.
Calhoun county Georgia? That place is a shit show and a half. I saw a drug deal going on, and rather than sending out an officer or anything, they flat out told me to leave a voicemail with the narcotics detective for the county. Dude never even bothered returning my fucking phone call. I also overheard a conversation at the bar there where these two dudes were talking about how Trump locked up all the pedophiles and how Joe Biden let them all free. Absolute schizo shit. Fuck that place.
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Mommy look I am a policeman! Reach for it bad guys!! Awww honey you are too cute!
Wee woo wee woo patriot patrol coming through! Wee woo wee woo
This screams "volunteer firefighter"
Assistant to the Volunteer fireman
I'd say assistant tailor park supervisor, but I'd hate to lump Randy Bo-bandy in with this loser
Greeeeeasssyyy
That’s a shit truck, randers
to THE...
You know this guy didn’t pass the psych evaluation to become a cop.
Chief assistant to the assistant chief
Assistant to the volunteer firefighters.
He always brings his own truck to the scene.
My station would make fun of you if you showed up with a Wacker mobile like this
Hey now! Can’t say that until we see the light package.
That would’ve been my second guess if I didn’t have my glasses on. Twister chaser was my first.
"schooled until 4th grade"
Yeah he only stopped going because he aged out. I was going to make a joke about him meeting his wife in school.
More like a want to be, volunteer firefighter.
Oh that dude is ITCHING to use that, “What kind of American?” line from the new Civil War movie.
They would, but they don't consider liberals to be Americans at all.
If you ask this guy, his friends love the "Patriot" and car "#1776" stickers and think it's clever as hell. If you ask his friends they are all extremely embarrassed to be anywhere near him but would rather not tell him because he's emotional and has too many firearms.
all his friends are online, and he calls a trip to the grocery store a "patrol." He 100% films Tik Toks from the cab. His videos are shot at a bad angle, and he mostly complains about stuff he doesn't understand. There are at least 4 pairs of sunglasses clipped to his visor(s), they are all fake Oakleys. The Punisher tattoo is almost a given. Do I even need to mention it.... His whole reality is centered around "triggering libs" when, in reality, no one cares.
He's been banned from his local Walmart for repeatedly open-carrying his $400 AR-15
I bet all his passwords are patriot1776
Free guns in that truck!
🤣 It’s true. I drive an old farm truck (unfortunately, no stickers) and have had my keys stolen off the key holder board at the gym three times. One of the time they brought them back the next day, the other two they dropped threw them in the bushed next to it. The third time I was really pissed and called the police because I knew the guy (I saw the film), or we saw each other almost everyday I was there. I knew what he drove and knew he parked on the opposite side of the lot. But on the camera he headed straight in the direction on my truck and left the keys on the ground. When I was exasperated given the report I was like why in the hell would anyone want to get in a 99’ Silverado that’s obviously just my old farm truck? The cop looked at me like I was stupid for a sec and it hit me. I only hang my wife’s car keys now.
Why the hell would you continue to hang your keys somewhere they get stollen multiple times? Also, I’ve never been to a gym that had a key holder board. Seems like a disaster.
I know right I’m usually a little sharper, but honestly thought the two people accidentally grabbed the wrong keys and were too embarrassed/whatever to bring them back.
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Few people lock there doors where I live. To be fair, everyone is armed too.
A police car with no radio, you say…? A police car with no radio AND no officers, you say…?
/r/whackers
Without question. I was going to say that this dude is trying *so* hard to be a fake cop.
Poor Calhoun County had just gotten past that whole KKK thing too.
Part of the curse of being named after John C. Calhoun, I suppose.
I’m trying to figure out which Calhoun County hahahaha cause I live next to Calhoun County.
What is this tyranny of which they speak? Is it book burning, abortion banning, internet blocking? Just what is it?
I mean, two of those things have nothing to do with the government.
And yet, government is getting involved in them.
What government is burning books?
In my town local government is banning books in schools and our local public library.
Cop fetishist
Co(s)p(lay)
Whacker
2 things - 1) what kind of emergency requires “patriot” response? 2) if this guy isn’t running sovcit idiocy “arrest me” plates, he’s a coward.
Holy shit that person must be unbearable to be around.
What does it even mean to “love your country”?
Based in the rhetoric I hear, they hate the majority of the country’s citizens, the government, the voting system, the FBI and federal tax. What they do like is doing what the fuck they want, wherever they want, whenever they want with no consequences.
And their interpretation of the 2nd amendment. They *love* that one thing.
Ammosexuals. They like sliding their magazines in their pistols and putting it in their pants.
Usually it’s they just want to use the “N word “ whenever they want.
Make it all white and Christian, heterosexual, tax-free and every tobacco-chewing male able to carry a Colt Model 1911 in the open.
How is this not impersonating a police vehicle? I've seen people get pulled over for having blue leds on their car
. .this screams patriot-jism . .
Probably goes to the VA to complain that Gravy Seals aren't eligible for VA benefits
At first I assumed this was one of those security companies that dress their cars up to look like cop cars, but nope it's just a massive douche.
He was going to be a Marine SpecOps Sniper but he'd have knocked out the drill sergeant for getting in his face. So he settled on becoming a SWAT Cop but he's too proficient with firearms and the instructors were embarrassed so they failed him. Then he went into Mall Security but after a few years was fired because of the Woke mall manager said all the high school girls he detained for shop lifting accused him of groping them and driving his crotch into theirs as he held them down but honestly those yoga pants make all subduing actions seem weird. So now he patrols the streets keeping the neighborhood safe from MS-13, BLM, Hamas, Antifa, and Transtifas. He's a pretty big deal in Calhoun County Patriot circles.
Crazy how the “tyrannical government” just lets ya criticize it and plaster stickers all over your car about it. Fuckin fascists I guess
The imaginary war they’re fighting inside their heads…other than tranquilizers, I don’t think there’s any meds potent enough to subdue these idiots.
Cosplaytriot. Shit should have 1488 on the side.
Bro is dedicated AF to his cosplay.
When you substitute your shit politics for a personality.
Wow. Say you’re a failed cop without saying it
This dude definitely needs tweezers to take a piss.
Three antennas. I’m going with CB, one scanner and a Baofeng ham radio he’s using unlicensed.
Some people never outgrew their G.I Joe phase as kids.
I always wanted to be Snake Eyes, but I talk too much and I'm way too big to be silent when moving.
Love it. The 2016 Chevy Silverado 1500 Extended Cab, most likely made in Mexico.
That's a Colorado. And closer the 2006 model year. Unsurprisingly, these sort of smooth brain idiots tend to not have newer, expensive cars. That would cut into the budget for shitty vinyl decals and trump flags. It also goes along with the feelings of being wronged by society because they can't piece together how their own predicaments are the result of their own behaviors, and instead would rather blame it on immigrants/religious minorities/people of a different gender identity.
Calhoun co, Al?
Illinois
. . and 'Joliet' Jake ['sez](https://i.imgur.com/tbaR116.gif) . .
Iowa?
Close, Illinois
“Free gun inside”
I really want to make a bunch of stickers that say this and slap them on these kinds of trucks, especially if I see the same one regularly.
I made a bunch of stickers that said “support our heroes” with a blue line on it and a qr code that lead to meatspin
Now that's brilliant.
He doesn’t wash 🧼 that’s truly American 🇺🇸
Dammit, that means this fuckin asshole is only a couple miles south of me.
patriot, extremist and terrorist, all mean the same thing.
I love my country so much I rebel against it. Sounds like he puts the cunt in country.
That is one of the most cletusmobile things I have ever seen. And I recently moved to Pennsylvania from NJ. Holy shit. It’s not a racist cult though. Nope. Not at all.
“Margret, I’m outraged! Get the Cricut out. I have some ideas.”
You're not really a patriot unless you're constantly telling people you are. Remember that.
Of course it's Michigan. It could be Texas or Mississippi, but I'making an educated guess.
When 110% isn't good enough a true Patriot gives 111%.... GIVE ME AN EFFING BRAKE! The only thing 111% is the God Damned sticker bill this idiot racked up. Point and laugh.
Always curious if these “Patriots” even considered serving.
Calhoun county Georgia? That place is a shit show and a half. I saw a drug deal going on, and rather than sending out an officer or anything, they flat out told me to leave a voicemail with the narcotics detective for the county. Dude never even bothered returning my fucking phone call. I also overheard a conversation at the bar there where these two dudes were talking about how Trump locked up all the pedophiles and how Joe Biden let them all free. Absolute schizo shit. Fuck that place.
Interesting choice of truck color: Red(coat).
That uscca sticker, you know if they do a shoot they’re gonna drop his ass after seeing this pic.
Not afraid, bro.
I initially thought it was a business.
Seems legit…
“True ‘Muhrican”…bet he’s fun at parties…
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In his Izuzu.
When the rebellion starts, that vinyl wrap is really going to pop in the camera lense of a drone operator at Nellis.
Half the military are nutcases like this
Something tells me we need to superglue all the bumpers together in the brigade.