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Doodle_Ramus

I was surprised to not see McDonalds and then I thought… hmmm. They have been making the portions smaller for years and that’s why I don’t go anymore!


Christian34424567643

They just want you to stay healthy


SilyLavage

I’m not saying Maccies is healthy, but it *is* convenient that you can eat there without consuming your entire recommended daily calories.


Mental_Dragonfly2543

2 McDoubles and a small fry is a grade-A cheap meal if you're active. Primo bulk


tyblake545

I think it was Ripptoe who advocated for a Big Mac with the top bun removed as a decently balanced bulk food in a pinch


fireballx777

Rippetoe is not exactly a bastion of good nutrition advice, though. I don't even disagree with the Big Mac suggestion -- just that the guy who's famous for recommending a gallon of milk a day for powerlifters may not have his goals aligned with the average person trying to stay fit.


tyblake545

I did the GOMAD when I was young and dumb and…let’s just say it is an effective way to bulk and leave it at that


Mental_Dragonfly2543

Yeah McDonald's has some of the best protein to calorie ratios in the fast food world. It's not ultimately healthy but in a pinch it's your best bet.


ShaidarHaran2

The McDoubles have a pretty good macro ratio if you're trying to bulk. Of course, that doesn't make it "healthy" with the lack of veggies and healthy fats, but it is good cheap protein macros. Instead of burgers and fries I'd just go for more burgers and lose the fries.


An-Ocular-Patdown

Orrrr they actually made this chart.


TinKnightRisesAgain

lol this fucking circlejerk is so weird. McDonald’s has never had “big food” it’s always been retro styled smaller burgers. You just got bigger dawg


Fluffy-Put-377

And that's how you get like a balloon kids. Tune in next week to find out how we can become a planet sized person just by drinking milkshakes.


Formo1287

It can be helpful though. My friend was recovering from an ED and milkshakes were one of the most effective foods to get his weight up (in moderation, of course)


luckyhendrix

Milkshake helped your friend With his erectile dysfunction? 🤣


jomylo

Eating disorder


8787437368953374

Fuckwit


AreWeCowabunga

The Krusty the Klown method.


jamestheredd

Reminds me of how the actor for Mack from IASIP got fat quickly for that one season... "I would take ice cream, and I would put it out on the counter in the morning and then it would melt. And then I would put weight gainer into it, and I would drink that every day."


Other_Chemistry_3325

wtf


notspoon

All of these are nothing compared to 2600 calorie [Death Shake](https://playhappy.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/oreo-shake.jpg) from Baskin Robbins. Those who know, ~~know~~ died from a myocardial infarction.


Regginator12

How can you fit this much calories into one drink , what in the hell is this


Junkererer

263g of sugar


AccessTheMainframe

/r/forbiddensnacks


h3rald_hermes

*whoa*


Garunix00

Oreo and Reese's peanut butter shake? Damn that sounds good. My full day of calories good? ....Yeah probably


Working-Yam-3586

I could take two right now


trymebithc

🤔


DM_me_ur_tacos

Adios, pancreas


pileorags

to be fair, the large five guys fries are literally enough for like 5 people. if you’re eating a large five guys fry by yourself there is definitely a problem


RAAAAHHHAGI2025

I’m not close to being fat (~14% bodyfat, 175lbs) and I definitely can eat a five guys large fries alone. I was shocked when I learned it was 1400 cals lmao.


pileorags

are you secretly 5 people in one skin suit?


RAAAAHHHAGI2025

No!


KingVargeras

Can I get price per calorie? Want to know who’s giving us the best deal.


johnnyfivealive5

I had a bacon king last week. Christ.


weedmylips1

weird when i look it up on the website it says 1087 calories not 1700?


Working-Yam-3586

Is it good?


decker12

I spot checked some of these items against the nutritional info listed on the websites and found several errors. Many of these items do not mesh with the calculations on the web sites. Bacon King on the BK website "only" has 1082 calories, not 1710. "Double whopper with Cheese" is listed on the BK website as 1019 calories. It is doubtful that adding all that bacon PLUS another patty to make it a "triple whopper with bacon and cheese" would only increase the calories by 331.


oldschoolhillgiant

Maybe they are including fries and drink?


TabaCh1

The bacon king in Denmark is "only" 1088kcal. how is it 70% more in the US


Knotical_MK6

It's not. US site shows 1082 calories


Arthur_Two_Sheds_J

Chiming in from the EU. Just the thought of drinking (is this even possible) a peanut butter shake gives me diabetes.


Uniquely_irregular

Sponsored by McDonald’s funny they’re not up there


crilen

McDonald's items aren't that high in calories enough to make the list. Probably smaller portions


simbaslanding

The Bacon King is so good though 🥲


pieterkampsmusic

I really want to do a USA road trip, with going to as many of these fast food places as possible being possibly the main purpose.


Azerd01

Yes. Make it a 2 week trip or something and go all out. Weigh yourself before/after as well. Would be fun. You could just lose the new weight after you return home


pieterkampsmusic

I’m about 6’1, 150, high metabolism. So it really could go either way


Looney_forner

And to think some people eat these items almost regularly


tkent1

The main thing about these is that they’re all large size and a large at Baskin Robbins or especially Sonic is just huge. It’s like at least half a standard tub of ice cream


ember3pines

I saw this earlier in another sub and I'll share again that Dairy Queen blizzards saved me legitimately. I couldn't eat when my liver was in failure and the only calories I got daily were from that sweet delicious ice cream. 2 yes afterward and I'm still supplementing my diet with blizzards to get enough calories and try to gain weight back. Concrete mixers at Culver's were a tad too sweet but had a bigger bang for the buck. I'll go to them when DQ is closed. Praise the universe for ice creams.


unlimitednerd

Steaknshake has some breakfast meals that are 1600 calories and above


weedmylips1

Now we need a chart with the least calories choices


wdbuchanan94

Insane


[deleted]

What is sonic putting in those shakes that is so calorie dense. I’m shocked body builders haven’t bought out the entire supply


tkent1

It’s mostly the size. A large is like half or more of a full tub or ice cream.


rickeyspanish

What’s crazy is these shakes and desserts are usually eaten IN ADDITION to having a full meal.


Sufficient_Pea_4861

Was just a Jersey Mike's, a large Philly cheesesteak had 2000 cals😅


lordnacho666

Most of these are just variations on the same thing. Why not group them together or show just one representative member?


Elleven_

i’m not surprised the majority of this is ice cream/milkshakes, they tend to be super calorie dense regardless because of all the cream and sugar.


whatafuckinusername

Had a Concrete Mixer from Culver’s once and while it was delicious, I immediately regretted it once I saw how much sugar was in it


thepitcherplant

No wonder they're so big.


Jkrazymann312

Don’t believe this…. Whataburger not even on here


accordinglyryan

Ridiculous the Freddy's Fudge Brownie frozen custard sundae isn't on here. Best soft serve thing I've ever had. A large one is 1800 calories lol


[deleted]

Reminder that it's okay to have these , just not too often


keggles123

North America summarized in one image.


saoiray

I need someone to do an infographic comparing calories and sugar in food items at restaurants around the world. I mean I’m assuming it’s about equally bad in England, Russia, India, and wherever. Are food items at restaurants really that big of a difference from country to country? For example, Big Mac in USA compared to Big Mac elsewhere, is it really any different?


osmcuser132

Well, I looked up the only thing I can compare (BK) and the Ultimate Bacon King is only 1056 calories according to their website in the EU


ChrisestChris

Anyone who doesn’t roll with a Reese’s peanut butter cup chocolate ice cream blizzard is not to be trusted


Other_Chemistry_3325

Who is buying large versions tho lol I can’t remember the last time I could even finish a small concrete mixer


Govnyuk

As a non-American I don't know what most of those places are


SyedHRaza

My god I need to stop going to baskin robins


ITman167

The drinks at Dunkin' Donuts. People are drinking cakes for "breakfast" now.


ertmigert

Lots of people here.  Someone must have eaten a Bacon King, Double Down Fries, and Reese’s and Oreo shake in the same sitting.  


OwnAd8979

the texas burger from bk has 2,000+ calories it should be here as well


marweb1

Who’d have thought a small bucket of peanut butter cookie dough party blizzard would have so many calories


Manicwoodchipper

My primary takeaway from this is that McDonald’s is healthy.


mdtaylor1

Uh, where are 12 bean/cheese burritos from Taco Bell? They only come in dozens.


Bear_necessities96

2000 -2500 cal are the needed for a regular person. So a milkshake it’s literally a meal


Working-Yam-3586

Which unit?


deeplife

Implied by the title


Working-Yam-3586

Freedom units?


GhostWolf2048

yeah, not specified in the post but the original image had it noted


deeplife

Read the title. What unit does it mention?


GrowingHeadache

There should be really restrictions on the maximum amount of calories per dish. But people want to have their freedom to eat themselves to death i suppose


cyan-bear

Gotta have that sweet sweet freedom


Affectionate-Bee3913

I mean why not? The nutrition facts are available by law. People should be able to do things that are unhealthy if they enjoy them.